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(CBC)   The SPCA would like you to stop neutering your dogs at home with elastic bands. So would your dogs   ( divider line
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2012-11-01 05:42:28 AM  
6 votes:
Also a disapproved method:
2012-11-01 03:55:22 AM  
5 votes:
found this...
while searching for nueticlesfordog.jpg
2012-11-01 03:32:22 AM  
3 votes:

dickfreckle: Omahawg: this is what you do to hogs and unruly neighborhood children so why not dogs?

There's a kid in my neighborhood who sorely deserves having his balls removed while still conscious. He's an asshole; my dog is a sweetie. But yeah, I'll call the vet in the morning.

If your good you can drug the kid and dress him in a fur suit, then take them both to the vet with a bogo coupon
2012-11-01 03:04:12 AM  
3 votes:
2012-11-01 08:43:23 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: Tommy Moo: Pugh said the practice of using bands on livestock is not unusual, but it is not appropriate for dogs.

More illogical anthropomorphism from pet owners. Dogs are not significantly smarter than cows or horses, and they are less intelligent than pigs. Just because you let him in the house and call him "Jack," that doesn't suddenly mean a dog is capable of grieving the loss of his reproductive capability on some deep philosophical level.

fark yourself and die with a cactus you cum-guzzling beef-witted cork-cocked ruminant.

Elastic band castrations aren't acceptable for ANY animals.

I'm just going with the article, you farking spaz. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Why aren't you directing your frothing, spittle-flecked rage at Pugh here? If elastic band castration is cruel to dogs, then it's cruel to cows. If it's ok for cows, then it's ok for dogs. My only point is that cows = dogs and dog owners tend to ascribe irrational human qualities to their dogs because they are pets, which you have dutifully proven with your bath salt freakout here, thank you.
2012-11-01 07:26:01 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish someone would neuter the feral cats in my neighborhood.

Instead they keep leaving food and milk out for them.

Do what I did, set up a large live-animal trap and trap them and bring them to the humane society. I did that after things got out of control in the neighborhood and caught at least 10 cats this way. If people can't be bothered to take care of their cats they should not belong to them. Of course I also once caught a very large possum that way but I let him go... would have been funny to take that big stinky thing to the humane society and try to pass it off as a cat :P
2012-11-01 06:34:40 AM  
2 votes:

/Just try it
2012-11-01 04:42:55 AM  
2 votes:

But yeah, I'm going to have it done.

Don't forget the dog's either.
2012-10-31 09:33:06 PM  
2 votes:
Well when it comes to having your pets spayed or neutered, the price is right
2012-11-01 12:00:17 PM  
1 vote:

AugieDoggyDaddy: Another big advantage of having you dog nuetered it that you don't have to see dog balls.

Or have them brush against your face
2012-11-01 11:04:30 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-01 05:10:34 AM  
1 vote:
Er...I mean HANDS to masturbate with. Hopefully your dog has paws.
2012-11-01 04:09:46 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-01 04:04:34 AM  
1 vote:
We can still do our boyfriends that way though, right?
2012-11-01 03:39:20 AM  
1 vote:

balisane: rugby-n-beers: It's better for all involved in the long run and they don't connect the dots and blame you. If you're really worried about his self esteem get him a pair of neuticles...even though I thing that's overkill.

Even better: get him the size up. He'll never know the difference except for the swag.

The smallest dog I've had is a 53lb GSP female (about 1.5yrs old, snoring on the couch next to me right now, was just at the vet on monday so I know her weight...other current dog is a 140lb lab/dane mix male that was the one I mentioned being castrated at 6wks), but now I think want a chihuahua with XXXL sized fake nuts dragging on the ground. :)
2012-11-01 03:28:46 AM  
1 vote:
Brings a whole new, and unwelcome, meaning to this great hit.
2012-11-01 03:22:58 AM  
1 vote:

starsrift: It's kindest for the dog. Unless you think he likes having farking blue balls all the time.

He's horny all the damn time, even trying to mount a farking Rottweiler. That dog (my neighbor's) is literally 4 times his size and it still didn't stop him from trying.

/have to admit I was sort of proud, though
2012-11-01 03:18:07 AM  
1 vote: would the rubber bands!
2012-11-01 03:14:55 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-01 03:12:59 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish someone would neuter the feral cats in my neighborhood.

Instead they keep leaving food and milk out for them.

You could leave poison food and milk out for them too.
2012-11-01 03:10:45 AM  
1 vote:

dickfreckle: All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.
Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

Nope, though I can only speak for myself, I have never contemplated having my friend drive me to a vet to get me nards lopped off.

Take your meds, they work wonders.
2012-11-01 03:00:32 AM  
1 vote:

Tainted1: You've got a ticking time bomb ala damaged goods, the testicles only amplify your potential problem. Neuter him before the inevitable farktastrophe and you get sued off of the face of the planet

Nah, he's a sweet-pea. And only 25 lbs (fattening him up as we speak). The biggest problem I'm having is that I have to somehow combine being in authority and not terrifying him. He's a good boy.

But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.
2012-11-01 02:56:55 AM  
1 vote:

dickfreckle: All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Well, he can't tell time. So it's sort of like his balls just disappeared, and without that critical reference point, he'll probably never really be able to conceptualize the disappearance of his balls as a discrete event.

/ I'm just speculating, here.
2012-11-01 02:42:56 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: No mention of steak?

Just meatballs.
2012-11-01 02:33:25 AM  
1 vote:
No mention of steak?
2012-11-01 01:08:34 AM  
1 vote:
I thought those were cock rings. My bad.
2012-10-31 09:04:19 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-31 08:53:55 PM  
1 vote:
Do it like Mike Rowe does lambs: Link
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