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2012-10-31 08:53:55 PM
Do it like Mike Rowe does lambs: Link
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-31 08:56:15 PM
The action caused horrific injuries to the dogs, she said.

Professional testicle excision also causes horrific injury. That's the point of neutering.
 
2012-10-31 09:04:19 PM
www.partnaranimalhealth.ca
 
2012-10-31 09:33:06 PM
Well when it comes to having your pets spayed or neutered, the price is right
 
2012-11-01 01:08:34 AM
I thought those were cock rings. My bad.
 
2012-11-01 01:15:59 AM
forced strangulation of their testicles.


forced strangulation of their testicles.


forced strangulation of their testicles.
 
2012-11-01 02:27:13 AM
If you're gonna do it, do it Right...

i01.i.aliimg.com

/hot
 
2012-11-01 02:33:18 AM
Boy, they sure captured the sentiment in the expression on that dog's face.

Headline: "'Why would they do this?' asks area dog."
 
2012-11-01 02:33:25 AM
No mention of steak?
 
2012-11-01 02:41:52 AM
I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man
 
2012-11-01 02:42:56 AM

fusillade762: No mention of steak?


Just meatballs.
 
2012-11-01 02:48:57 AM
I wish someone would neuter the feral cats in my neighborhood.

Instead they keep leaving food and milk out for them.
 
2012-11-01 02:49:54 AM

dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man


You've got a ticking time bomb ala damaged goods, the testicles only amplify your potential problem. Neuter him before the inevitable farktastrophe and you get sued off of the face of the planet
 
2012-11-01 02:53:13 AM

Tainted1: dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man

You've got a ticking time bomb ala damaged goods, the testicles only amplify your potential problem. Neuter him before the inevitable farktastrophe and you get sued off of the face of the planet


It's probably way too late for neutering to help.
Do it anyways, but the behavior is set in after a time.
 
2012-11-01 02:56:55 AM

dickfreckle: All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.


Well, he can't tell time. So it's sort of like his balls just disappeared, and without that critical reference point, he'll probably never really be able to conceptualize the disappearance of his balls as a discrete event.

/ I'm just speculating, here.
 
2012-11-01 03:00:32 AM

Tainted1: You've got a ticking time bomb ala damaged goods, the testicles only amplify your potential problem. Neuter him before the inevitable farktastrophe and you get sued off of the face of the planet


Nah, he's a sweet-pea. And only 25 lbs (fattening him up as we speak). The biggest problem I'm having is that I have to somehow combine being in authority and not terrifying him. He's a good boy.

But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-01 03:04:12 AM
rufflyspeaking.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-01 03:04:48 AM

dickfreckle: But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.


It's real simple: If you're not going to breed 'im, he doesn't need 'em. Works for dogs and men. He won't take it personally, he'll lay around and put on the weight you want, and won't go nuts at girl dogs. Win-win.
 
2012-11-01 03:08:13 AM
I once had a rubber band wrapped around my finger really tight, and it hurt a lot. But I took it off right away. I'm trying to imagine this happening to my nuts. And....no. Just no.
 
2012-11-01 03:10:45 AM

dickfreckle: All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.
Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.


Nope, though I can only speak for myself, I have never contemplated having my friend drive me to a vet to get me nards lopped off.

Take your meds, they work wonders.
 
2012-11-01 03:11:03 AM

gadian: dickfreckle: But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.

It's real simple: If you're not going to breed 'im, he doesn't need 'em. Works for dogs and men. He won't take it personally, he'll lay around and put on the weight you want, and won't go nuts at girl dogs. Win-win.


Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. I just...damn I really hate the whole concept of chopping off someone's berries. Guess I just have to do it and maybe cook him a big sirloin once it's over. If there's ever a time your dog wants steak, it's probably after you lop his balls off.

/I'm being too emotional about this whereas I'm normally pragmatic
 
2012-11-01 03:12:50 AM
this is what you do to hogs and unruly neighborhood children so why not dogs?

cruel? sure. most things in this life are.

/your dog wants pork chops
 
2012-11-01 03:12:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish someone would neuter the feral cats in my neighborhood.

Instead they keep leaving food and milk out for them.



You could leave poison food and milk out for them too.
 
2012-11-01 03:14:55 AM
www.movieimages.org
 
2012-11-01 03:16:34 AM

dickfreckle: gadian: dickfreckle: But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.

It's real simple: If you're not going to breed 'im, he doesn't need 'em. Works for dogs and men. He won't take it personally, he'll lay around and put on the weight you want, and won't go nuts at girl dogs. Win-win.

Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. I just...damn I really hate the whole concept of chopping off someone's berries. Guess I just have to do it and maybe cook him a big sirloin once it's over. If there's ever a time your dog wants steak, it's probably after you lop his balls off.

/I'm being too emotional about this whereas I'm normally pragmatic


It's kindest for the dog. Unless you think he likes having farking blue balls all the time.
 
2012-11-01 03:18:07 AM
...so would the rubber bands!
 
2012-11-01 03:19:43 AM

Omahawg: this is what you do to hogs and unruly neighborhood children so why not dogs?


There's a kid in my neighborhood who sorely deserves having his balls removed while still conscious. He's an asshole; my dog is a sweetie. But yeah, I'll call the vet in the morning.
 
2012-11-01 03:22:58 AM

starsrift: It's kindest for the dog. Unless you think he likes having farking blue balls all the time.


He's horny all the damn time, even trying to mount a farking Rottweiler. That dog (my neighbor's) is literally 4 times his size and it still didn't stop him from trying.

/have to admit I was sort of proud, though
 
2012-11-01 03:25:20 AM

MurphyMurphy: Tainted1: dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man

You've got a ticking time bomb ala damaged goods, the testicles only amplify your potential problem. Neuter him before the inevitable farktastrophe and you get sued off of the face of the planet

It's probably way too late for neutering to help.
Do it anyways, but the behavior is set in after a time.

Nah, he's a sweet-pea. And only 25 lbs (fattening him up as we speak). The biggest problem I'm having is that I have to somehow combine being in authority and not terrifying him. He's a good boy.

But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.

[i.imgur.com image 640x361]


I see what you're sayin', man But dogs live in the now, whereas we humans ruminate on the past. He'll not have any remorse beyond a short-lived ache. But to not do brings in all kinds of alpha male things that get to be permanent very quickly. As an abused dog, he'll be very defensive, to the point of aggression, as soon as he feels you have his back. Neutering will tame some of that aggression (if it isn't too late already) and you'll have less trouble with his attacking other dogs; attacking YOU, if he feels a need to dominate; Attacking visitors that he is unsure of.

Just do it, Dude. He's had enuf trouble. He doesn't need to be thrown to the pound because he doesn't like your biatch giving orders.

/really. You're giving him, and those around you peace
//You don't want to get caught up in doggie politics
 
2012-11-01 03:28:46 AM
Brings a whole new, and unwelcome, meaning to this great hit.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-01 03:31:05 AM

dickfreckle: gadian: dickfreckle: But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.

It's real simple: If you're not going to breed 'im, he doesn't need 'em. Works for dogs and men. He won't take it personally, he'll lay around and put on the weight you want, and won't go nuts at girl dogs. Win-win.

Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. I just...damn I really hate the whole concept of chopping off someone's berries. Guess I just have to do it and maybe cook him a big sirloin once it's over. If there's ever a time your dog wants steak, it's probably after you lop his balls off.

/I'm being too emotional about this whereas I'm normally pragmatic


Get him fixed, then give him a big steak or another favorite meal. All of my dogs have been fixed, one as young as 6 weeks (before I got him), one as late as 4yrs old (when I got him). It's better for all involved in the long run and they don't connect the dots and blame you. If you're really worried about his self esteem get him a pair of neuticles...even though I thing that's overkill.
 
2012-11-01 03:31:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish someone would neuter the feral cats in my neighborhood.

Instead they keep leaving food and milk out for them.



There's almost always a local charity that will trap, desex, and release feral cats, or desex the ones that you trap and bring them. Look for the ones with notched ears to see if someone is already doing this.

Call your local ASPCA, and they'll tell you who to talk to.
 
2012-11-01 03:32:22 AM

dickfreckle: Omahawg: this is what you do to hogs and unruly neighborhood children so why not dogs?

There's a kid in my neighborhood who sorely deserves having his balls removed while still conscious. He's an asshole; my dog is a sweetie. But yeah, I'll call the vet in the morning.


If your good you can drug the kid and dress him in a fur suit, then take them both to the vet with a bogo coupon
 
2012-11-01 03:33:22 AM

rugby-n-beers: It's better for all involved in the long run and they don't connect the dots and blame you. If you're really worried about his self esteem get him a pair of neuticles...even though I thing that's overkill.



Even better: get him the size up. He'll never know the difference except for the swag.
 
2012-11-01 03:34:18 AM
FTA:
According to Pugh, the elastic bands used were specifically designed for the neutering of livestock.

Experts on animal health note castration of a dog by banding causes extreme pain and may result in a number of serious complications.


So why the distinction - extreme pain in lifestock is acceptable but not in our pets?
And don't tell me that the ballsack of a pig is so much different from the fellow mammal the dog.

Hypocrisy.
 
2012-11-01 03:36:41 AM

dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man


Maybe you can get him, like, a vasectomy.

LOL Google it- it exists. But it's not mainstream and it's very controversial among vets.
 
2012-11-01 03:39:20 AM

balisane: rugby-n-beers: It's better for all involved in the long run and they don't connect the dots and blame you. If you're really worried about his self esteem get him a pair of neuticles...even though I thing that's overkill.


Even better: get him the size up. He'll never know the difference except for the swag.


The smallest dog I've had is a 53lb GSP female (about 1.5yrs old, snoring on the couch next to me right now, was just at the vet on monday so I know her weight...other current dog is a 140lb lab/dane mix male that was the one I mentioned being castrated at 6wks), but now I think want a chihuahua with XXXL sized fake nuts dragging on the ground. :)
 
2012-11-01 03:39:34 AM

dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man


I feel...strangely qualified to answer this one. One of those rare benefits to being a filthy tranny, I suppose. Go ahead and get 'im snipped, bro. It won't really hurt him, he won't miss them, and you get all the benefits. I mean, while he's an inside dog, there's always the chance for an "oops". Dogs can be real escape artists when those hormones get going.

Like others said, treat him good till your own guilt is assuaged, then enjoy a long, happy life with you pooch. He looks like a Good Dog, so lotsa luck with the rehab!
 
2012-11-01 03:45:16 AM

dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man


It's better for him medically in the long run too. A lot of intact males will develop prostate issues later in life that require them to get neutered then anyway, so best to do it while he's younger and a better anesthetic candidate. Doesn't change the risk of prostate cancer (fairly low in general anyway) but, of course, eliminates the risk of testicular cancer. Probably will be too late for the behavioural things though.
 
2012-11-01 03:48:12 AM

dickfreckle: Tainted1: You've got a ticking time bomb ala damaged goods, the testicles only amplify your potential problem. Neuter him before the inevitable farktastrophe and you get sued off of the face of the planet

Nah, he's a sweet-pea. And only 25 lbs (fattening him up as we speak). The biggest problem I'm having is that I have to somehow combine being in authority and not terrifying him. He's a good boy.

But I do understand where you're coming from, because as we all know balls are responsible for most of the things that have gone wrong in history. Again, I also hate the idea of lopping off another dude's nuts. You can kinda see the dilemma here.

[i.imgur.com image 640x361]


The problem is you're anthropomorphizing him. He's not going to grow up someday, get a job, meet a nice girl, and despair because he can't have kids. He's a dog.
 
2012-11-01 03:55:22 AM
found this...
f00.inventorspot.com
while searching for nueticlesfordog.jpg
 
2012-11-01 04:04:34 AM
We can still do our boyfriends that way though, right?
 
2012-11-01 04:09:46 AM
media.cnbc.com
 
2012-11-01 04:15:19 AM

IsThatYourFinalAnswer: I feel...strangely qualified to answer this one. One of those rare benefits to being a filthy tranny,


Only at Fark does a thread about dog-snipping take a turn like this! I love Fark. I also love New Orleans. No one does tranny like we do.

CSB - I once got my ass completely handed to me by a linebacker-looking uber-tranny while tending bar at an all night bar in the Quarter. She had picked up an entire table and thrown it at whomever pissed her off. Being the only employee there, I had to do something.Seriously, the girl was like 6'5 and in a terrible mood. I could have called NOPD, but what to do in the meantime?

This was in 2003 and I still haven't outlived the ignominy of getting my ass kicked by a transvestite. At least once a month I run into someone on the street who openly mocks me (I also join in the laughter). In my defense, she was farking huge and probably did play in the NFL at some point.



/end CSB
 
2012-11-01 04:18:26 AM

dickfreckle: /end CSB


+1 for "whomever"
 
2012-11-01 04:30:19 AM

dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man


Your dog is constantly horny. Dogs can't masturbate. Think about it. Always fix your animals if you're not going to give them the opportunity to mate. They'll be much happier.
 
2012-11-01 04:34:35 AM

dickfreckle: IsThatYourFinalAnswer: I feel...strangely qualified to answer this one. One of those rare benefits to being a filthy tranny,

Only at Fark does a thread about dog-snipping take a turn like this! I love Fark. I also love New Orleans. No one does tranny like we do.

CSB - I once got my ass completely handed to me by a linebacker-looking uber-tranny while tending bar at an all night bar in the Quarter. She had picked up an entire table and thrown it at whomever pissed her off. Being the only employee there, I had to do something.Seriously, the girl was like 6'5 and in a terrible mood. I could have called NOPD, but what to do in the meantime?

This was in 2003 and I still haven't outlived the ignominy of getting my ass kicked by a transvestite. At least once a month I run into someone on the street who openly mocks me (I also join in the laughter). In my defense, she was farking huge and probably did play in the NFL at some point.



/end CSB


That is...the best story ever. Congrads, you've been inducted into the hallowed halls of "Asskicked By A Tranny". It's a small, but decorated group, well known for the constant mocking they endure. Meeting is on Tuesday, there's pancakes.

Back on topic though, lots of luck with the pup, no matter the decision. Meet Tanner. He's not a rescue, but he has a big job for a little ball of fluff. Snipped, too.

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-01 04:40:24 AM

Dokushin: Your dog is constantly horny. Dogs can't masturbate. Think about it. Always fix your animals if you're not going to give them the opportunity to mate. They'll be much happier.


In the span of this thread, I've made the decision to...sigh...lop them off. I appreciate all the input Farkers like yourself have given.

Still gonna hate myself, though. But after I feed him better than I feed myself for a few days, I think he'll come to terms with it, if he remembers anything at all. If you scroll to the pic I posted above, how can you tell me you'd just cut this little guy's balls off without having some remorse? Dude has already had his abdomen shredded by a fighting Pit, and now I gotta chop his testicles off? Just doesn't seem fair.

But yes, it is the smart decision.

But yeah, I'm going to have it done.
 
2012-11-01 04:42:06 AM

IsThatYourFinalAnswer: Meeting is on Tuesday, there's pancakes.


I'll bring the whiskey. And please don't kick my ass. I come in peace.
 
2012-11-01 04:42:32 AM

EnormousGreenRageMonster: dickfreckle: I just adopted a great pooch who was bait for fights (former owner is currently facing trial, so we're told). Thing is, he still has his nuts. Since I live in the city and he's never outside without my supervision, I want to leave his balls intact. On the other hand, every time a lady dog goes by he runs to the balcony and makes a huge scene.

All I know is that if you took me for a ride in a car and then I woke up 10 hours later without my balls, I'd be pretty damned upset about it.

Any Farkers who have struggled with this decision are welcome to give me some advice.

/balls, man

It's better for him medically in the long run too. A lot of intact males will develop prostate issues later in life that require them to get neutered then anyway, so best to do it while he's younger and a better anesthetic candidate. Doesn't change the risk of prostate cancer (fairly low in general anyway) but, of course, eliminates the risk of testicular cancer. Probably will be too late for the behavioural things though.


Too late?

Not really. Lowering the testosterone level will help a great deal with aggression (fear or otherwise). I deal with rescued dogs as a volunteer, and I can attest to the change in behavior, even in older dogs.

/It does take a few weeks for full effects to be seen.
 
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