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(OK Magazine)   Kim Kardashian Sex Tape 2: Electric Boogaloo   (ok.co.uk) divider line 120
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2012-10-31 08:55:00 PM
Did she see her 15 minutes waning and decide to release another one hoping to extend it?
 
2012-10-31 08:57:46 PM
Well, the first one was pretty weak, so I imagine anything would be raunchier.
 
2012-10-31 09:22:00 PM
Please be true, oh god please be true

/she is the most beautiful woman in earths history
 
2012-10-31 09:22:56 PM
Where is it?
 
2012-10-31 09:24:13 PM
Meh. Let me know when she does anal.
 
2012-10-31 09:25:07 PM
"Kim fears this will damage her relationship with Kanye West," they added.

Is she worried that he's going to find out that she's a vapid slut?
 
2012-10-31 09:25:09 PM
Is this a sequel, a remake, or a reboot?
 
2012-10-31 09:29:39 PM

cman: Please be true, oh god please be true

/she is the most beautiful woman in earths history


Jesus, how high*are* you?
 
2012-10-31 09:31:01 PM
yay!

A blow up doll has more personality
 
2012-10-31 09:34:11 PM

dstanley: cman: Please be true, oh god please be true

/she is the most beautiful woman in earths history

Jesus, how high*are* you?


More sober than Nancy Reagan
 
2012-10-31 10:07:06 PM

Asa Phelps: Meh. Let me know when she does anal.


I'm guessing she's already done it at some point. On tape is another matter.

dstanley: Jesus, how high*are* you?


Well she is attractive. Just she has a lot of negatives that aren't looks related.
 
2012-10-31 10:21:12 PM
Yup, I'll 'enjoy' it.


/no shame
 
2012-10-31 11:52:12 PM
I for one welcome our new Kardashian Sex Tape overlords

/not really 

//when will there be a band named 'Kardashian Sex Tape'?
 
2012-11-01 12:14:35 AM
Unless she's taking it up the butt by a goat, I don't care.

/go away
 
2012-11-01 12:24:31 AM

Asa Phelps: Meh. Let me know when she does anal.


Baba Booey!
 
2012-11-01 12:24:38 AM
Lenny Bruce changed what it meant to be a comedian and I believe people will look back and realize that Kim Kardashian changed what it meant to be a porn star.
 
2012-11-01 12:26:02 AM
This is news enough to go green? That's what I call a butt load of fail.
 
2012-11-01 12:44:50 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Is this a sequel, a remake, or a reboot?


Wouldn't that be a re-booty?
 
2012-11-01 01:34:39 AM

BSABSVR: Well, the first one was pretty weak, so I imagine anything would be raunchier.


Exactly. All she cared about was attempting to "look sexy" without actually just getting into the sex. You'd get better porn randomly clicking on xhamster. Or you would if you ever went to that site. That is...if such a site by that name were to even exist. I don't know if it does or ever has. Don't ask me, I don't know about any such things.
 
2012-11-01 02:00:46 AM

Somacandra: BSABSVR: Well, the first one was pretty weak, so I imagine anything would be raunchier.

Exactly. All she cared about was attempting to "look sexy" without actually just getting into the sex. You'd get better porn randomly clicking on xhamster. Or you would if you ever went to that site. That is...if such a site by that name were to even exist. I don't know if it does or ever has. Don't ask me, I don't know about any such things.


I am very scared to go on those sites. Not because I am worried about some computer virus, but since it allows user uploads, I am scared shiatless that I may stumble upon child sexual abuse. I dont want to see that, I dont want to deal with that.
 
2012-11-01 03:01:16 AM

cman: Somacandra: BSABSVR: Well, the first one was pretty weak, so I imagine anything would be raunchier.

Exactly. All she cared about was attempting to "look sexy" without actually just getting into the sex. You'd get better porn randomly clicking on xhamster. Or you would if you ever went to that site. That is...if such a site by that name were to even exist. I don't know if it does or ever has. Don't ask me, I don't know about any such things.

I am very scared to go on those sites. Not because I am worried about some computer virus, but since it allows user uploads, I am scared shiatless that I may stumble upon child sexual abuse. I dont want to see that, I dont want to deal with that.


Can't tell if serious.
 
2012-11-01 03:05:29 AM

Cubansaltyballs: cman: Somacandra: BSABSVR: Well, the first one was pretty weak, so I imagine anything would be raunchier.

Exactly. All she cared about was attempting to "look sexy" without actually just getting into the sex. You'd get better porn randomly clicking on xhamster. Or you would if you ever went to that site. That is...if such a site by that name were to even exist. I don't know if it does or ever has. Don't ask me, I don't know about any such things.

I am very scared to go on those sites. Not because I am worried about some computer virus, but since it allows user uploads, I am scared shiatless that I may stumble upon child sexual abuse. I dont want to see that, I dont want to deal with that.

Can't tell if serious.


Why is that? I am.
 
2012-11-01 03:07:45 AM

cman: Can't tell if serious.

Why is that? I am.


You really think the feds would let those sites exist for more than a micro-second if there was any child-porn uploaded and somehow made it past their filters? The brief instant the site existed after that would be so brief, it would make see the Higgs-Boson particle seem like watching Dances with wolves while sober.
 
2012-11-01 03:53:21 AM

Cubansaltyballs: cman: Can't tell if serious.

Why is that? I am.

You really think the feds would let those sites exist for more than a micro-second if there was any child-porn uploaded and somehow made it past their filters? The brief instant the site existed after that would be so brief, it would make see the Higgs-Boson particle seem like watching Dances with wolves while sober.


Yes. As long as these service providers take down the offending content when it is flagged, the feds really won't do shiat about them. I am not sure how these services approve or dont approve uploaded content (or even if some have a system in place at all), but porn sites like those get THOUSANDS upon thousands of uploads a day. It is pretty damn hard to go through all of them searching for bad content. That is why most have flagging systems.
 
2012-11-01 04:28:42 AM
So this time the shower is brown?
 
2012-11-01 04:43:05 AM
Maybe she'll move around a little bit in this one, instead of lying there like a slice of fish loaf.
 
Skr
2012-11-01 05:39:47 AM
Yo Kim, I'm really happy for you...I'll let you finish. But Hulk had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
 
2012-11-01 05:55:54 AM
i2.ytimg.com

/oblig
 
2012-11-01 05:58:59 AM
I just want to echo that Kim's first sex tape was awful. She did almost nothing.

Now Katie Price's sex tape on the other hand...
 
2012-11-01 06:20:24 AM

dstanley: cman: Please be true, oh god please be true

/she is the most beautiful woman in earths history

Jesus, how high*are* you?


Eh, on purely physical grounds I could see that even only like 3 or 4 beers in. You have to be familiar with some part of her life unrelated to the sex tape to be turned off by the terribleness and the AWing.

//Still no explanation for Paris Hilton.
 
2012-11-01 06:41:19 AM

lacydog: I just want to echo that Kim's first sex tape was awful. She did almost nothing.

Now Katie Price's sex tape on the other hand...


eh? now where would one go to find a ... oh, I don't know. Link, to that?
 
2012-11-01 06:42:11 AM

cman: More sober than Nancy Reagan


I've always kind of wondered if she was really a secret drunk.
 
2012-11-01 06:44:37 AM

Vertdang: lacydog: I just want to echo that Kim's first sex tape was awful. She did almost nothing.

Now Katie Price's sex tape on the other hand...

eh? now where would one go to find a ... oh, I don't know. Link, to that?


Meh, google "Jordan sextape" or "Katie Price Sextape"... not that good..
 
2012-11-01 06:47:44 AM
How hard is it to not have sex with a camera pointed at you? Have you considered it?
 
2012-11-01 06:50:07 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: "Kim fears this will damage her relationship with Kanye West," they added.

Is she worried that he's going to find out that she's a vapid slut?


Or he'll just wonder why she's not doing that with him.
 
2012-11-01 06:54:44 AM

gadian: How hard is it to not have sex with a camera pointed at you? Have you considered it?


Well, if you're an attention whore and/or a narcissist it's pretty hard I'd imagine.
 
2012-11-01 07:02:46 AM
Well, on the plus side it is a tape from a few years ago. You know, before she started looking like a cartoon character.

Well, more of a cartoon character.

You know what I mean.
 
2012-11-01 07:03:36 AM

Dufus: This is news enough to go green? That's what I call a butt load of fail.


Butt Load of Fail was actually the working title for this film
 
2012-11-01 07:05:55 AM
Kim Kardashian isn't attractive nude. She is one of those people that the more you look at them, the more you realize they aren't nearly as attractive as you first thought. I don't ordinarily judge people based solely on their looks, but being that she is a fame seeking attention whore who is only known for her looks, I feel it's just.
 
2012-11-01 07:31:14 AM
Mama pimp must be low on funds or attention. I'm guessing attention.
 
2012-11-01 08:05:53 AM

Earpj: Did she her mothersee her 15 minutes waning and decide to release another one hoping to extend it?


FTFY
 
2012-11-01 08:10:21 AM

cman: Please be true, oh god please be true

/she is the most beautiful woman in earths history


imageshack.us

gossipextra.com
 
2012-11-01 08:12:02 AM
I'm not going to Studman69 here, but she does absolutely nothing for me. Mila Kunis on the other hand...

/will still watch the video
 
2012-11-01 08:17:41 AM

nakedcritic: Earpj: Did she her mothersee her 15 minutes waning and decide to release another one hoping to extend it?

FTFY


Good point.
 
2012-11-01 08:17:52 AM
So failed porn star Kimmie K has made another sex tape huh.

Did her mom direct her in this one too?

/Garmy strong
 
2012-11-01 08:22:17 AM
I can't look at Kim Kardashian anymore without thinking of something someone once wrote on Fark about her:

"If Kim Kardashian plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of her show. she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time."


Heh heh.

All I can picture is Kim on the toilet, leaving behind massive dumps for others to clean up.
 
2012-11-01 08:23:59 AM
Why doesn't someone clip her across the forehead with a tire iron and dump her fat ass in a dumpster? For all of humanity's sake?
 
2012-11-01 08:33:59 AM
Kim Kardashian is attractive, but her sex tape was about as erotic as a community college production of Antigone.
 
2012-11-01 08:34:08 AM

doczoidberg: I can't look at Kim Kardashian anymore without thinking of something someone once wrote on Fark about her:

"If Kim Kardashian plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of her show. she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time."


Heh heh.

All I can picture is Kim on the toilet, leaving behind massive dumps for others to clean up.


I can't fap to this.
 
2012-11-01 08:36:22 AM

John Redcorn: doczoidberg: I can't look at Kim Kardashian anymore without thinking of something someone once wrote on Fark about her:

"If Kim Kardashian plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of her show. she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time."


Heh heh.

All I can picture is Kim on the toilet, leaving behind massive dumps for others to clean up.

I can't fap to this.


Amateur
 
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