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(Yahoo)   Dear Abby: Is it odd to consider a relationship with a guy who has pics of his weener on his phone? Internet answer: That he has pics of his genitals on his phone is no stranger than considering a relationship with him   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 140
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2012-10-31 04:56:04 PM  
I suppose it's better than him having pictures of other guys' junk on his phone.

Didn't we already learn that showing your dong to a woman isn't the smoothest method of getting into her pants? Didn't the whole flood of accidental dick tweets last year prove that?
 
2012-10-31 04:58:21 PM  
What the shiat?

Some guy who you just barely knows shows you pictures of his penis on his phone IN THE OFFICE and Abby has no issue with this?

The guy sounds like he has serious impulse control issues and not telling this woman to steer clear is just farking irresponsible. Not that a grown woman should need an advice column to tell her that in the first place.
 
2012-10-31 05:08:40 PM  
The next letter is from a small-town waitress whose customers felt her up and badgered her with intimate questions. Abby says, "Tell you employer and avoid serving them" instead of "call the cops."

I think Abby's column is now written by a computer.
 
2012-10-31 05:09:24 PM  
Meh, he's just bringing 'The Naked Man' into the 21st century
 
2012-10-31 05:31:38 PM  
Anthony Weiner is dating again?
 
2012-10-31 06:07:31 PM  
DEAR ABBY: My 18-year-old son. . . I found all sorts of marijuana paraphernalia. . .Then tell him that to make sure he doesn't abuse your trust in the future, you will be randomly drug-testing him.

He's f*cking 18, away at college, and Abby thinks random drug tests are the answer. What a stunned f*cking c*nt.
 
2012-10-31 06:21:09 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: DEAR ABBY: My 18-year-old son. . . I found all sorts of marijuana paraphernalia. . .Then tell him that to make sure he doesn't abuse your trust in the future, you will be randomly drug-testing him.

He's f*cking 18, away at college, and Abby thinks random drug tests are the answer. What a stunned f*cking c*nt.


butthurt stoner detected.

/voted yes on legalization in wa
//just to shut your whiny farking whores up
///ok.. i don't agree with locking stoners up for just being stoners. i just don't like you idiots either.
 
2012-10-31 06:40:00 PM  

Kazan: .

butthurt stoner detected.

/voted yes on legalization in wa
//just to shut your whiny farking whores up
///ok.. i don't agree with locking stoners up for just being stoners. i just don't like you idiots either.


We aren't all that butt hurt up north here, and stoner would not be the best way to describe me. I on occasion partake in the green, but only at appropriate times, just like drinking. The point is, he's legally an adult, away at college, and like all college kids, he;s going to do stupid things. The more mom tries to control him at this point, the more rebellious he will become.
 
2012-10-31 06:41:59 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Kazan: .

butthurt stoner detected.

/voted yes on legalization in wa
//just to shut your whiny farking whores up
///ok.. i don't agree with locking stoners up for just being stoners. i just don't like you idiots either.

We aren't all that butt hurt up north here, and stoner would not be the best way to describe me. I on occasion partake in the green, but only at appropriate times, just like drinking. The point is, he's legally an adult, away at college, and like all college kids, he;s going to do stupid things. The more mom tries to control him at this point, the more rebellious he will become.


Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.
 
2012-10-31 06:45:33 PM  

Lsherm:

Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.


It was paraphernalia, and yes he was a dumb ass for leaving it behind knowing what a totes uncool biatch his mom is.
 
2012-10-31 06:56:27 PM  

Lsherm: I suppose it's better than him having pictures of other guys' junk on his phone.

Didn't we already learn that showing your dong to a woman isn't the smoothest method of getting into her pants? Didn't the whole flood of accidental dick tweets last year prove that?


Accidental dick tweets would make a great band name,.
 
2012-10-31 07:05:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Accidental dick tweets would make a great band name,.


Stolen.
 
2012-10-31 07:49:15 PM  
I agree with subby's advice. That him showing her his dick on his phone didn't scare the hell out of her shows that she probably shouldn't really be hung up about it.
 
2012-10-31 07:56:57 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Kazan: .

butthurt stoner detected.

/voted yes on legalization in wa
//just to shut your whiny farking whores up
///ok.. i don't agree with locking stoners up for just being stoners. i just don't like you idiots either.

We aren't all that butt hurt up north here, and stoner would not be the best way to describe me. I on occasion partake in the green, but only at appropriate times, just like drinking. The point is, he's legally an adult, away at college, and like all college kids, he;s going to do stupid things. The more mom tries to control him at this point, the more rebellious he will become.


Mom's trying to control what goes on in HER home, and she has every right to do so.

Drug tests won't help, of course. She needs to strip-search him when he comes home.
 
2012-10-31 07:58:33 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Lsherm:

Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.

It was paraphernalia, and yes he was a dumb ass for leaving it behind knowing what a totes uncool biatch his mom is.


yeah she an "uncool biatch" for not being ok with him wasting his time at college (problem on her time) not learning and instead getting stoned. and hurting his job prospects by getting stoned. and just generally being a lame ass twat, getting stoned.
 
2012-10-31 07:59:16 PM  

Kazan: (problem on her Dime)


ftfm
 
2012-10-31 08:14:26 PM  
If this is the lowest bar, why am I not loaded with chicks?

*)
 
2012-10-31 08:19:07 PM  
Who among us has not posted his junk on adultfriendfinder?
Who, I say!
 
2012-10-31 08:19:10 PM  

Freudian_slipknot: What the shiat?

Some guy who you just barely knows shows you pictures of his penis on his phone IN THE OFFICE and Abby has no issue with this?

The guy sounds like he has serious impulse control issues and not telling this woman to steer clear is just farking irresponsible. Not that a grown woman should need an advice column to tell her that in the first place.


If a woman has to be told to steer clear of a guy who not only keeps pics of his junk on his phone but also shows them to his coworkers then she deserves what she gets. That showing the pics was not apropos of nothing probably indicates she is similarly inappropriate in the office. They're probably perfect for each other.
 
2012-10-31 08:19:21 PM  
Maybe he just wants to make sure he's holding the right dick when he takes a piss.
 
2012-10-31 08:20:48 PM  
Fark doth condemn such a man, but I say: Let he among you, who hast not taken pictures of thine own weener, cast the first stone.
 
2012-10-31 08:20:59 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Lsherm:

Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.

It was paraphernalia, and yes he was a dumb ass for leaving it behind knowing what a totes uncool biatch his mom is.


The only biatch is you. Her house, her rules. Notice how she didn't say shiat about him doing it at college.
 
2012-10-31 08:21:13 PM  
Jesus lady, if you have to ask Abby, I say go for it. You're getting everything you deserve.
 
2012-10-31 08:21:49 PM  
i76.photobucket.com


Wanna see my Danny Woodhead?
 
2012-10-31 08:21:56 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Who among us has not posted his junk on adultfriendfinder?
Who, I say!


You bastards.

Quit posting our junk.

Seriously.

I mean it.

*)
 
2012-10-31 08:22:18 PM  
swaniefrmreddeer: DEAR ABBY: My 18-year-old son. . . I found all sorts of marijuana paraphernalia

DEAR HEARTBROKEN MOM: He learned it by watching you!
 
2012-10-31 08:23:03 PM  
You only need to worry if it is another guy's junk.
 
2012-10-31 08:24:18 PM  

bhcompy: swaniefrmreddeer: Lsherm:

Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.

It was paraphernalia, and yes he was a dumb ass for leaving it behind knowing what a totes uncool biatch his mom is.

The only biatch is you. Her house, her rules. Notice how she didn't say shiat about him doing it at college.


Are you kidding? She's only not saying that because she probably thinks he doesn't do it at college. If she did, she'd probably pull him out.
 
2012-10-31 08:25:42 PM  
IF you have to ask Abby it's weird, then it probably is. Obvious advice is obvious. However: displaying pictures of his anatomy on his cellphone is not unheard of among men who think like adolescents. Hey "Abby" throw in some Tequila and plenty of women will act like 14 year olds as well. Gotta be fair on the bad behavior
 
2012-10-31 08:26:18 PM  
swaniefrmreddeer: Lsherm:

Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.

It was paraphernalia, and yes he was a dumb ass for leaving it behind knowing what a totes uncool biatch his mom is.

The only biatch is you. Her house, her rules. Notice how she didn't say shiat about him doing it at college.


Beg to differ. Columnist is the biatch for suggesting random drug testing for a college student. College is probably the most appropriate time in life to smoke pot. Any earlier, and it seems you risk permanent brain changes. Any later, well some of us get drug tested by the work nannies / have actual important shiat to do.
 
2012-10-31 08:26:41 PM  

Kazan: swaniefrmreddeer: Lsherm:

Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.

It was paraphernalia, and yes he was a dumb ass for leaving it behind knowing what a totes uncool biatch his mom is.

yeah she an "uncool biatch" for not being ok with him wasting his time at college (problem on her time) not learning and instead getting stoned. and hurting his job prospects by getting stoned. and just generally being a lame ass twat, getting stoned.


Seemed to work out okay for Obama.
 
2012-10-31 08:26:45 PM  
On the other hand, having pics of your junk on your phone can be a great conversation starter when you are picking up hitchhikers on bridges when driving into NYC.
 
2012-10-31 08:27:38 PM  

Kazan: swaniefrmreddeer: Lsherm:

Since he's away at college, he could at least avoid keeping his weed in the house. It's only polite.

It was paraphernalia, and yes he was a dumb ass for leaving it behind knowing what a totes uncool biatch his mom is.

yeah she an "uncool biatch" for not being ok with him wasting his time at college (problem on her time) not learning and instead getting stoned. and hurting his job prospects by getting stoned. and just generally being a lame ass twat, getting stoned.


You don't know how many potheads you *really* know. You apparently know some lazy dudes that also smoke. But saying all stoners are lazy is just lazy thinking on your part. You should try something to loosen up your creative thinking and untighten your ass. You might even enjoying not being angry about piddly crap that doesn't hurt you at all.
 
2012-10-31 08:27:40 PM  

Solid Muldoon: You only need to worry if it is another guy's junk.


And how's she gonna know unless she goes out with him. It's really a brilliant plan if get right down to it.
 
2012-10-31 08:27:42 PM  

Lsherm: I suppose it's better than him having pictures of other guys' junk on his phone.

Didn't we already learn that showing your dong to a woman isn't the smoothest method of getting into her pants? Didn't the whole flood of accidental dick tweets last year prove that?


The fact that she is considering the relationship seems to disprove your theory...

/there'll be always some women...
 
2012-10-31 08:27:45 PM  

akula: Freudian_slipknot: What the shiat?

Some guy who you just barely knows shows you pictures of his penis on his phone IN THE OFFICE and Abby has no issue with this?

The guy sounds like he has serious impulse control issues and not telling this woman to steer clear is just farking irresponsible. Not that a grown woman should need an advice column to tell her that in the first place.

If a woman has to be told to steer clear of a guy who not only keeps pics of his junk on his phone but also shows them to his coworkers then she deserves what she gets. That showing the pics was not apropos of nothing probably indicates she is similarly inappropriate in the office. They're probably perfect for each other.


If that's true, then I would love to go out on a double date with those two.

/For once I'd be the respectable one.
 
2012-10-31 08:28:38 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: The next letter is from a small-town waitress whose customers felt her up and badgered her with intimate questions. Abby says, "Tell you employer and avoid serving them" instead of "call the cops."

I think Abby's column is now written by a computer.


They touched her arm and asked her about her finances, what crime is she going to report to the police exactly? I spent years working at a restaurant and have seen and heard plenty of horror stories. Most waitresses I know would be thrilled if the worst thing that happened to them over a busy weekend was a guy grabbing their arm. This woman needs to get out more and relax. If you don't like what they did be an adult, tell them to stop and/or walk away.
 
2012-10-31 08:29:06 PM  
pfft. if there is one thing I learned from search warrants and consensual searches is that about 1 out of 4 chicks have some sort of nakked photo of themselves on their phone. Admit it or not... you got one hidden on an electronic device...
 
2012-10-31 08:29:16 PM  

way south: Fark doth condemn such a man, but I say: Let he among you, who hast not taken pictures of thine own weener, cast the first stone.


*E grunted and picked up the largest stone his meaty fist could garner (it was big)*

He raised the stone above his hand. It was bigger than his fist. His bicep bulged as he leveled his gaze and aimed.

E raised his stone, ready to throw and decimate the cyber-glass-house-effect.

The sun glinted in his eye, the other shielded in the heavy shadow of a bicep, his bicep, which extended suddenly as he put his rock down...

"Another day," he said.
 
2012-10-31 08:31:22 PM  

Indubitably: way south: Fark doth condemn such a man, but I say: Let he among you, who hast not taken pictures of thine own weener, cast the first stone.

*E grunted and picked up the largest stone his meaty fist could garner (it was big)*

He raised the stone above his hand. It was bigger than his fist. His bicep bulged as he leveled his gaze and aimed.

E raised his stone, ready to throw and decimate the cyber-glass-house-effect.

The sun glinted in his eye, the other shielded in the heavy shadow of a bicep, his bicep, which extended suddenly as he put his rock down...

"Another day," he said.

contracted

 
2012-10-31 08:31:51 PM  
I'm really surprised that "Abby" isn't 6 feet under by now.

Next, if a guy has a picture of his dick on his phone, it's not because he likes looking at it, it's so he can SEND it easily. Honey, you ain't the first 'co-worker' he's showed this to, you're probably just the first one to see it on HIS phone.
 
2012-10-31 08:32:14 PM  
If either of my parents had threatened to drug test me when I came home from college, I'd have just stopped coming home. Yeah, I was drinking and smoking pot, but my grades were fine. Anything I failed was on my dime the next time, so I knew better than to fark off.

Being judgmental and distrustful is a great way to push away your children.
 
2012-10-31 08:35:44 PM  
I would love to read a side by side response to any letter from her and Dan Savage.
 
2012-10-31 08:37:29 PM  

screwzloos: If either of my parents had threatened to drug test me when I came home from college, I'd have just stopped coming home. Yeah, I was drinking and smoking pot, but my grades were fine. Anything I failed was on my dime the next time, so I knew better than to fark off.


i agree with this. if you don't want something in your house- thats cool. make him clear that stuff out. but when he's at school you can tell him- you smoke pot? succeed at this level or i pull the finance plug. if you pay for it yourself, do whatever you want.
 
2012-10-31 08:38:22 PM  

PluckYew: I'm really surprised that "Abby" isn't 6 feet under by now.


The original one is. Her daughter runs it now.
 
2012-10-31 08:40:43 PM  

tlchwi02: if you pay for it yourself, do whatever you want.


Yep. Pay for it yourself or share when you get home.
 
2012-10-31 08:41:11 PM  
In all fairness, we have no idea what "paraphernalia" mom found. I'm guessing not a smoking lamp A regular smoker (probably) isn't going to leave his piece(s) at home when moving to a new locale. Kids are smart enough to know that smoking out of a flattened aluminum can is a poor substitute for a specially designed device.*

My bet is she found a pot-leaf sticker on a class journal, a Jr. Gong t-shirt, and a CD case for The Chronic.

And even if he is tokin' the reefer, he's in college. That's the four-to-five year time period that most privileged white Americans use to experiment with various drugs (including alcohol), multiple sexual partners, and various courses of academic study. Unless you did a super sh@tty job raising the kid, he'll probably turn out OK.

/*Yes, we know that's not a "tobacco water pipe."
//And SRSLY, just legalize it already. 'Tis a war we can't win.
 
2012-10-31 08:43:52 PM  
And on another note, what is with the dick pics? I've always thought of that as the electronic equivalent of honking/yelling at a girl from a moving car.
 
2012-10-31 08:45:01 PM  
i1121.photobucket.com

Wanna' see my low-hanging fruit?
 
2012-10-31 08:45:21 PM  
I'd certain be concerned if it was his phone's wallpaper.
 
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