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(Starpulse)   You've never heard of this rock duo who are obviously having so much trouble selling albums that they've called out Katy Perry for "selling sex to children." If there was only something they could do to increase sales   (starpulse.com) divider line 8
    More: Stupid, Katy Perry, I Kissed a Girl, keyboard player  
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2012-11-01 05:25:39 AM  
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HotWingAgenda: ZeroCorpse: WHAT? You mean this album cover wasn't meant to make you think of the deep, insightful lyrics and soul-moving, expertly-composed music it contains?

[katy-perry.s3.amazonaws.com image 300x300] 

Why would ANYONE thing she's just using sex to sell albums?

Who buys music based on album covers anymore? The last time I saw an album before listening to it was like 1996. Everyone buys online.


I get artist/album art displayed with my MP3s. You should look into that. It's pretty rad.
2012-11-01 04:15:32 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: ZeroCorpse: WHAT? You mean this album cover wasn't meant to make you think of the deep, insightful lyrics and soul-moving, expertly-composed music it contains?

[katy-perry.s3.amazonaws.com image 300x300] 

Why would ANYONE thing she's just using sex to sell albums?

Who buys music based on album covers anymore? The last time I saw an album before listening to it was like 1996. Everyone buys online.


You using one of those fancy text-only browsers?
2012-10-31 11:39:10 PM  
1 votes:
I can't take a band named "Crystal Castles" seriously. What, are they going to release a split 7" EP with "Marble Madness"?

Actually, all the old Atari arcade machines sound like hipster bands:

Paperboy
Xybots
S.T.U.N. Runner
Klax
Blasteroids
Vindicators

/...Toobin?
2012-10-31 08:21:13 PM  
1 votes:
I like Crystal Castles and I'd rather eat glass than listen to Katy Perry.
2012-10-31 06:15:04 PM  
1 votes:
Hey Crystal Castles, can I get back the 30 minutes of my time you wasted opening for Nine Inch Nails in 2008. Word was that your set was cut short and you were kicked off the stage for sucking too hard. It certainly sounded like it.
2012-10-31 04:36:50 PM  
1 votes:

SnakeLee: Crystal Castles, fwiw, are selling out all over the place and their tickets are routinely being scalped for 5-6x their face value at basically every show. I'm not really a huge fan of theirs or anything, but I don't think that is the motivation


Free advertising.

And if she wants musicians to be a better example for children, perhaps she should start by cleaning up her f**king language.
2012-10-31 01:45:26 PM  
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2012-10-31 01:21:51 PM  
1 votes:
My only real beef with Katy Perry is she isn't selling sex to me:
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