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(NBC San Diego)   They finally got Murtaugh   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 53
    More: Asinine, Escondido, San Diego Police Department, Mission Valley, Chula Vista, car fire, atm machine, Crown Victoria, Officer Les Stewart  
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2012-10-31 02:10:28 PM  
Damn, and only two days from retirement.

/sad
 
2012-10-31 02:10:43 PM  
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2012-10-31 02:13:48 PM  
Can we stop using the term "execution style"?
Anytime you shoot somebody in the head it is "execution style".

It sounds like a way to have your potato salad made at KFC.
"Would you like those Execution Style? It's only 99 cents more!"
 
2012-10-31 02:14:09 PM  
Martin Riggs was last spotted running down the freeway barefooted, shirtless, carrying an M203 equipped assault rifle.
 
2012-10-31 02:14:28 PM  
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2012-10-31 02:15:16 PM  
I'm seriously relieved the cop is alive and well, but failing to kill him at point range "execution style" is some epic level fail.
 
2012-10-31 02:18:06 PM  
I prefer making my shots "prostitution style".
 
2012-10-31 02:19:24 PM  

dothemath: Can we stop using the term "execution style"?
Anytime you shoot somebody in the head it is "execution style".


If you're in a shoot-out, and you shoot your actively-engaged adversary in the head, is that "execution style"?
 
2012-10-31 02:19:46 PM  
Beats getting shot 'Gangnam style' although that might be kind of hard, what with all the flailing around.
 
2012-10-31 02:20:26 PM  
I prefer "gagnum style"


/sorry
 
2012-10-31 02:20:40 PM  
Greenlight? I'm definitely not too old for this shiat!
 
2012-10-31 02:21:15 PM  
6 staples and he survived.

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2012-10-31 02:21:16 PM  
Retirony strikes again.
 
2012-10-31 02:21:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I prefer making my shots "prostitution style".


i like my prostitutes cajun style.

/infectiiiiooooooonnnn
 
2012-10-31 02:21:30 PM  

dothemath: Can we stop using the term "execution style"?
Anytime you shoot somebody in the head it is "execution style".

It sounds like a way to have your potato salad made at KFC.
"Would you like those Execution Style? It's only 99 cents more!"


They had him proned out on the floor and shot him in the back of the head. That's basically the definition of "execution style".
 
2012-10-31 02:22:12 PM  

Butterpump: I prefer "gagnum style"


/sorry



You know, I'm just glad I'm not the only one lunging for the low-hanging fruit.
 
2012-10-31 02:22:54 PM  
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Ah, you know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement. In the business we call it retirony.
 
2012-10-31 02:26:41 PM  
I bet it was an inside job to drastically raise his retirement pay

/Dirty Cops
 
2012-10-31 02:26:46 PM  
at least one suspect made Officer Les Stewart lay face down at the ATM machine just after noon Monday.

In broad daylight? Pretty ballsy right there.
 
2012-10-31 02:27:16 PM  
So he blindfolded him, gave him a smoke, pinned a white circle on his chest, stepped back and yelled fire to a dozen riflemen with one of the rifles randomly loaded with a blank? If so, I applaud him for adhering to tradition.
 
2012-10-31 02:28:44 PM  
FTA: Police describe him as a male between the ages of 25 to 40 years old, 5-foot-7, stocky build, wearing a black button up long-sleeved shirt, black pants, a black wind breaker-type jacket and a black baseball cap with the word POLICE in white lettering.

I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?
 
2012-10-31 02:28:46 PM  

dothemath: Can we stop using the term "execution style"?


How about in restaurants that offer "eggs, any style"?

/not sure where I stole that from
 
2012-10-31 02:29:38 PM  

royone: dothemath: Can we stop using the term "execution style"?

How about in restaurants that offer "eggs, any style"?

/not sure where I stole that from


Sure, and Buffalo Wings.
I love that Execution Sauce.
 
2012-10-31 02:30:20 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?


Police are trained not to see race. But at least you know the suspect isn't hatless.
 
2012-10-31 02:31:27 PM  
 
2012-10-31 02:31:28 PM  

AntonChigger: I'm seriously relieved the cop is alive and well, but failing to kill him at point range "execution style" is some epic level fail.


Lucky for this cop that thugs are unable to properly handle a weapon.
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2012-10-31 02:36:33 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: FTA: Police describe him as a male between the ages of 25 to 40 years old, 5-foot-7, stocky build, wearing a black button up long-sleeved shirt, black pants, a black wind breaker-type jacket and a black baseball cap with the word POLICE in white lettering.

I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?


I'm going to have to go with Eskimo.
 
2012-10-31 02:37:11 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: FTA: Police describe him as a male between the ages of 25 to 40 years old, 5-foot-7, stocky build, wearing a black button up long-sleeved shirt, black pants, a black wind breaker-type jacket and a black baseball cap with the word POLICE in white lettering.

I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?


Dude, over on the sports tab racism was brought up in quarterback rankings. It's really sad.
 
2012-10-31 02:37:42 PM  
FTFA: "...and was set to retire in December, the sources said."

I guess he doesn't get to retire now. That sucks worse than being shot.
 
2012-10-31 02:45:55 PM  
Damn you Mendozàaaaaaa!!!
 
2012-10-31 02:55:25 PM  

dothemath: Can we stop using the term "execution style"?
Anytime you shoot somebody in the head it is "execution style".

It sounds like a way to have your potato salad made at KFC.
"Would you like those Execution Style? It's only 99 cents more!"


I was thinking a Jacket Potato with a hole through the middle. Execution style for only 99 cents more. Anybody purchasing one gets a free home search by the local PD.
 
2012-10-31 02:55:44 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: FTA: Police describe him as a male between the ages of 25 to 40 years old, 5-foot-7, stocky build, wearing a black button up long-sleeved shirt, black pants, a black wind breaker-type jacket and a black baseball cap with the word POLICE in white lettering.

I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?


I can't believe that these sexist motherfarkers listed his gender. I'm outraged by this!
 
2012-10-31 02:57:23 PM  

dothemath: Can we stop using the term "execution style"?
Anytime you shoot somebody in the head it is "execution style".

It sounds like a way to have your potato salad made at KFC.
"Would you like those Execution Style? It's only 99 cents more!"


Execution style is when the victim is aware, but unable to defend or resist. You know, like when he is ordered to lay face down and a gun is fired at the back of his head.


/I like potato salad execution style
 
2012-10-31 02:58:05 PM  
Stupid English language. If I read shot, that alone tells me that the person is dead. Well, it does in my language. Why don't you use another word, like nicked or maimed.
 
2012-10-31 02:59:11 PM  
It sounds more like he was shot "Poor Planning" style, because poor planning leads to poor execution.
 
2012-10-31 03:01:07 PM  

Carousel Beast: Dude, over on the sports tab racism was brought up in quarterback rankings. It's really sad.


Let me guess. This was started by a certain farker who claims to be correct.
 
2012-10-31 03:03:18 PM  
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2012-10-31 03:03:20 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: FTA: Police describe him as a male between the ages of 25 to 40 years old, 5-foot-7, stocky build, wearing a black button up long-sleeved shirt, black pants, a black wind breaker-type jacket and a black baseball cap with the word POLICE in white lettering.

I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?


Haven't you heard? If they don't mention it he was not white.
 
2012-10-31 03:17:08 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: FTA: Police describe him as a male between the ages of 25 to 40 years old, 5-foot-7, stocky build, wearing a black button up long-sleeved shirt, black pants, a black wind breaker-type jacket and a black baseball cap with the word POLICE in white lettering.

I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?


You have to read between the lines.
 
2012-10-31 03:25:03 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: FTA: Police describe him as a male between the ages of 25 to 40 years old, 5-foot-7, stocky build, wearing a black button up long-sleeved shirt, black pants, a black wind breaker-type jacket and a black baseball cap with the word POLICE in white lettering.

I guess we are now too scared to be labeled racists to say what race the perp is?


Is it just me or does that description sound like the description of a cop?
 
2012-10-31 03:25:58 PM  
Louie: It's him all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?
Fat Tony: Listen to your heart.
 
2012-10-31 03:27:28 PM  

AntonChigger: I'm seriously relieved the cop is alive and well, but failing to kill him at point range "execution style" is some epic level fail.


The criminal probably used a .22 - a friend was once shot in a bar point blank with a .22, into his forehead and the bullet zipped along his skull under the skin, exiting out the back. He ended up with two bandaids.


I'm a bit offended that the description completely lacked any mention of skin color. It's not racist to note a suspect's color.
 
2012-10-31 03:28:19 PM  

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Go suck an eggggggggggggggggggg.
 
2012-10-31 03:40:51 PM  

LesserEvil: I'm a bit offended that the description completely lacked any mention of skin color. It's not racist to note a suspect's color.


It is to demand to know someone's race just because they committed a crime. Things like this are obvious to those of us who aren't racist.
 
2012-10-31 03:50:47 PM  
So a guy with a fake POLICE hat now has a real police badge to go with it. Weirdly serendipitous for him. Real bad for somebody soon though, I bet
 
2012-10-31 03:59:39 PM  
Wouldn't 'execution style' result in the target being... oh I don't know... EXECUTED?

Just goes to show that a gang-banger-wanna-be-who-can't-hit-the-broad-side-of-a-barn-at-point-b lank-range is no way to go thru life.
 
2012-10-31 04:00:11 PM  

strathmeyer: LesserEvil: I'm a bit offended that the description completely lacked any mention of skin color. It's not racist to note a suspect's color.

It is to demand to know someone's race just because they committed a crime. Things like this are obvious to those of us who aren't racist.


No, it isn't. It isn't racist to expect an adequate description of the suspect. It's racist to assume the skin color, certainly, but how is one supposed to identify a suspect based only on the clothes they are wearing? Except for the hat with POLICE written on it (which makes all police officers suspect?), how is that description the least bit helpful? Why even bother releasing the information if it isn't a complete description?

I'm offended by the stupidity of releasing any form of description that is useless. It's not just skin color, either, what about facial hair? Hair color (maybe it's racist if the police say it's a ginger? Huh?)?

The omission of skin color seems to be a racist application of political correctness, which is sad and does a tremendous disservice to the public (regardless of race, since anybody can be a victim).
 
2012-10-31 04:01:57 PM  

dothemath: Can we stop using the term "execution style"?
Anytime you shoot somebody in the head it is "execution style".

It sounds like a way to have your potato salad made at KFC.
"Would you like those Execution Style? It's only 99 cents more!"


Anytime you take a human life on purpose it is Execution style.
This guy failed to execute and he failed to do it with any style whatsoever.
Now, slipping up behind the cop at the ATM while he's doing his business, popping a garrotte that is attached to a crotch-rocket bike over his head just as your accomplice revs and burns out, popping his noggin off so it bounces off the plate glass window of the credit union and causes all the little gilrs inside to wet themselves, while a geyser of arterial spray fountains upwards making a little red rainbow in the sunlight, that, my friend, is execution with style.
 
2012-10-31 04:26:37 PM  
Mendoza!!!
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2012-10-31 05:07:16 PM  

LesserEvil: AntonChigger: I'm seriously relieved the cop is alive and well, but failing to kill him at point range "execution style" is some epic level fail.

The criminal probably used a .22 - a friend was once shot in a bar point blank with a .22, into his forehead and the bullet zipped along his skull under the skin, exiting out the back. He ended up with two bandaids.


Yup, something very similar happened to a friend of mine, although not at point blank range. His entered the forehead and came out of the scalp on the top of his head. Your story is the first I've heard of it happening to someone else (not that I'm actively looking).

/Also, CSB!
//For real!!
 
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