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(Some Guy)   Romney: Okay, who needs hurricane relief supplies? Virginia, North Carolina, New Hampshire and Pennsylvania? Sure, you're swing states I might still have a chance in. New York and New Jersey, you were hit he hardest? Fark off   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, swing states, GOP, New York, John McCain, Richard Petty, New Hampshire  
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2012-10-31 05:02:07 PM  
4 votes:

sprawl15: NateGrey: Are you not entertained?

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2012-10-31 05:58:53 PM  
3 votes:
Nearly 48 hours later, and STILL the president refuses to call what happened a "hurricane". Why the cover up?
2012-10-31 06:54:08 PM  
2 votes:

Dan the Schman: Chris Christie has spent every minute on camera praising Obama and his competence and excellence in getting people what they need and cutting through the red tape.

So wtf are you talking about?

That's because just off camera there is an Obama staffer holding a chocolate cake with Christie's name on it.
2012-10-31 06:02:31 PM  
2 votes:
Epoch_Zero: (favorite: race baiter)colon_pow: calm like a bomb: I'm the libbiest libtard who ever libed, and even I think this is utter horseshiat.

i believe you're wrong about being the libbiest libtard who ever libed. a true libtard would be outraged and incenst.

Incensed. The word you are looking for is incensed. Browsers have built-in spellcheck nowadays, failure.


2012-10-31 04:44:57 PM
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i meant to say incest. ha ha! now who looks stupid.
2012-10-31 04:18:49 PM  
2 votes:
This is Romney's Katrina!
2012-10-31 06:13:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-31 05:29:01 PM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Mitt: In case you missed high school civics class, offering bribes for votes is generally frowned upon by election authorities.

Hurry! Get on your Obama phone and call someone who cares!!

NY and NJ are getting all the press and money is flowing into those states. The states getting less press need supplies too.

Red States can go fark themselves. You don't see blue states cutting back on emergency services then expecting the federal government to pick up the tab.
2012-10-31 04:54:57 PM  
1 vote:
Wait... those supplies are going to hurricane victims? Oh shiat, I thought they were for Romney and his staff.

Swing state people, whatever you do, DO NOT EAT ROMNEY'S CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!
2012-10-31 04:53:11 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: The upshot to all of this? 'Romney' is becoming so synonymous with 'douche' that pretty soon we'll be able to use them interchangeably. We won't have to type 'Romney is such a douche' anymore, we can just type 'douche', and people will know that we mean 'Romney'. The number of yearly carpal tunnel cases will drop drastically, keyboards won't wear out as quickly, and data usage will drop significantly. It will be a better day for all. We really could just start today. Here, I'll go first:

Douche really thinks that he can get away with pandering so blatantly? If I were a douche supporter, I'd be insulted.

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2012-10-31 04:27:21 PM  
1 vote:

illegal.tender: affected

Neither one looked right, so I said fark it.
2012-10-31 04:25:26 PM  
1 vote:

NateGrey: Are you not entertained?

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2012-10-31 04:14:40 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: They need money and blood, not cans of cream corn and pumpkin pie filling. The Red Cross does not want to deal with a ton of miscellaneous food products.

Chris Christie will take it.
2012-10-31 04:13:18 PM  
1 vote:
Mitt has to send supplies to Virginia, North Carolina, New Hampshire and Pennsylvania because Obama is preventing FEMA from helping the people in the rural parts of those states in the hopes of preventing them from voting.
2012-10-31 04:10:12 PM  
1 vote:
Are you not entertained?

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2012-10-31 04:09:36 PM  
1 vote:

q: I am so sorry for your link's format, submitter?

a: Tragic.

2012-10-31 04:08:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-31 04:07:53 PM  
1 vote:
The sheer audacity of this is truly staggering.
2012-10-31 02:27:21 PM  
1 vote:
I've got a few cans of Vienna sausages that expired over 5 years ago. When can the Romney campaign come by and pick them up?
2012-10-31 01:47:42 PM  
1 vote:
It's not as though he has enough donations to help EVERYONE.

I mean, where would a guy like Romney get that kind of cash?

He can't even ask his parents to loan him some. Poor Romney.
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