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2012-10-31 06:21:15 PM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: HatMadeOfAss: Rapmaster2000: I think it's fairly obvious what happened if you read the specifics of the case. Trayvon "Crack Rock" Martin, a known thug and black, was casing the neighborhood looking for something to rape. Meanwhile, George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain, was returning home from his usual volunteer charity work at the hospital when his keen eyes spotted trouble. Wisely, George called the police, but just like in Death Wish 1 and 3 the liberal police force provided no protection, only cowardly indifference because they have been emasculated by liberal bureaucracy.

Suddenly, Crackvon, who was high on skittles and purple drank, SAVAGEly leaped from the bushes and attacked our hero. George quickly fell back on the judo he learned in the Core, but when confronted with such an incoherent beast he had no choice to honor the Founding Fathers with his Constitutionally protected right to defend his liberty, life, and property. He gloriously released a hot stream of justice from his sidearm thereby slaying the THUG and returning peace to the land.

The facts speak for themselves.

It's just not as convincing without DROx to cry about the evil white man looking to pillage the black man. By the by, what happened to DROx? I haven't seen him around for a while, even on clear race card threads. You two used to be balls deep in each other at the height of Trayvongate, so I figured I'd ask you.

I see you're suggesting that I'm his alt, but that is not true. The Rapmaster2000 double is different. Also, I do MeinRS6 and OnlyM3 and before I did Gato Negro and Canis Noir.

You didn't think these doubles were a coincidence, did you?


I was suggesting that during Trayvon Watch 2012 you ingested DROx's man parts in hopes that his seed would fill you with the joy of a million man march in the back of your throat. And that through your liaisons, he may have hinted to you his current whereabouts. Nothing more, nothing less.
2012-10-31 03:35:45 PM  
3 votes:
I'm not going to read the article and just comment based on what I assume is happening from the headline which is probably completely misleading and greenlit anyway:

It's about time. Big Skittle has had its massive, multi-colored sugary paws on the throats of Americans for far too long. We won't be silenced any longer.
2012-10-31 05:32:18 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: I think it's fairly obvious what happened if you read the specifics of the case. Trayvon "Crack Rock" Martin, a known thug and black, was casing the neighborhood looking for something to rape. Meanwhile, George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain, was returning home from his usual volunteer charity work at the hospital when his keen eyes spotted trouble. Wisely, George called the police, but just like in Death Wish 1 and 3 the liberal police force provided no protection, only cowardly indifference because they have been emasculated by liberal bureaucracy.

Suddenly, Crackvon, who was high on skittles and purple drank, SAVAGEly leaped from the bushes and attacked our hero. George quickly fell back on the judo he learned in the Core, but when confronted with such an incoherent beast he had no choice to honor the Founding Fathers with his Constitutionally protected right to defend his liberty, life, and property. He gloriously released a hot stream of justice from his sidearm thereby slaying the THUG and returning peace to the land.

The facts speak for themselves.


It's just not as convincing without DROx to cry about the evil white man looking to pillage the black man. By the by, what happened to DROx? I haven't seen him around for a while, even on clear race card threads. You two used to be balls deep in each other at the height of Trayvongate, so I figured I'd ask you.
2012-10-31 03:46:35 PM  
2 votes:
Goddamnit! Here it is almost November and still no race riots! I was promised race riots in March, but people said it wasn't hot enough and to wait until summer. Well, there were no race riots in June or July so I thought once it gets really hot in August then there are gonna be race riots. Well there weren't any then either so I thought maybe they're waiting until it cools down for the race riots.

Now it's November and no race riots. Fark. I've got all of this ammo and nothing to do with it. I thought for certain they'd be here to pillage my exurban tract home and take away my fat wife and slutty daughter thereby providing me with the sweet release from the slow march to the grave that is my emasculated existence.

That's pretty typical of them though. They want to riot so bad because you know how those people are, but then they're too lazy to do it. Thanks a lot, Obama.
2012-10-31 03:33:41 PM  
2 votes:
I'd kill for some Skittles right about now.
2012-10-31 07:40:37 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: HatMadeOfAss:

I was suggesting that during Trayvon Watch 2012 you ingested DROx's man parts in hopes that his seed would fill you with the joy of a million man march in the back of your throat. And that through your liaisons, he may have hinted to you his current whereabouts. Nothing more, nothing less.

Are you cruising me?

I am unsure what that means. I think this thread has been derailed enough. I guess I'll never find out what happened to Dro. Oh well.

You probably can just ask him directly and then take it to a private chat.

Don't be embarrassed. A lot of straight guys like to talk about gay sex. It doesn't mean you're gay if you're married.


What just happened? Am I gay now? Do I get a membership card or something? Discounts at Dairy Queen? Anything?
2012-10-31 07:09:39 PM  
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: The Irresponsible Captain: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Sounds tasty!

What kind of alcohol is that


Skittle-Bräu. Duh!
2012-10-31 06:16:11 PM  
1 votes:
This post deleted because that was bad and you should feel bad.
2012-10-31 04:08:59 PM  
1 votes:

Mock26: This post was never posted.

The poster of this post that was never posted has been sacked

2012-10-31 04:06:38 PM  
1 votes:
taste teh gayness
2012-10-31 03:52:17 PM  
1 votes:
ERMAHGERD SKERDLES!
2012-10-31 03:50:22 PM  
1 votes:
Someone where I work had an M&Ms-branded candy dispenser. One day, I got some candy, ate it.................................SKITTLES?

That kind of thing should be a federal felony.
2012-10-31 03:41:24 PM  
1 votes:
This post was deleted due to nudity
2012-10-31 03:38:25 PM  
1 votes:
DRINK!
 
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