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2012-10-31 03:33:41 PM  
I'd kill for some Skittles right about now.
 
2012-10-31 03:33:51 PM  
Taste the rainbow
 
2012-10-31 03:35:45 PM  
I'm not going to read the article and just comment based on what I assume is happening from the headline which is probably completely misleading and greenlit anyway:

It's about time. Big Skittle has had its massive, multi-colored sugary paws on the throats of Americans for far too long. We won't be silenced any longer.
 
2012-10-31 03:36:00 PM  
Starburst > Skittles.

/Orange ones especially
 
2012-10-31 03:38:25 PM  
DRINK!
 
2012-10-31 03:40:29 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"There's no Skittles in this thread."
 
2012-10-31 03:41:24 PM  
This post was deleted due to nudity
 
2012-10-31 03:41:29 PM  

ThisKidsAlright: DRINK!


Skittlebräu!
 
2012-10-31 03:42:08 PM  
If I was the judge in this case, I'd issue a gag order on the whole damn country.

I'm tired of hearing about this case.
 
2012-10-31 03:43:01 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2012-10-31 03:43:07 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I'm tired of hearing about this case

 
2012-10-31 03:43:55 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Gyrfalcon: I'm tired of hearing about this case

 
Skr
2012-10-31 03:44:20 PM  
i1.cpcache.com
Was hoping the article was going to be about something less incendiary.
 
2012-10-31 03:45:36 PM  
Can you imagine telling an American lawyer they can't chase publicity about their most famous case of a lifetime?

/ oh, you thought it was about justice ... how cute :)
 
2012-10-31 03:46:35 PM  
Goddamnit! Here it is almost November and still no race riots! I was promised race riots in March, but people said it wasn't hot enough and to wait until summer. Well, there were no race riots in June or July so I thought once it gets really hot in August then there are gonna be race riots. Well there weren't any then either so I thought maybe they're waiting until it cools down for the race riots.

Now it's November and no race riots. Fark. I've got all of this ammo and nothing to do with it. I thought for certain they'd be here to pillage my exurban tract home and take away my fat wife and slutty daughter thereby providing me with the sweet release from the slow march to the grave that is my emasculated existence.

That's pretty typical of them though. They want to riot so bad because you know how those people are, but then they're too lazy to do it. Thanks a lot, Obama.
 
2012-10-31 03:48:54 PM  
If I wasn't at work, I'd risk the vacation to post it. Or the other one, take your pick.
 
2012-10-31 03:50:22 PM  
Someone where I work had an M&Ms-branded candy dispenser. One day, I got some candy, ate it.................................SKITTLES?

That kind of thing should be a federal felony.
 
2012-10-31 03:51:01 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Goddamnit! Here it is almost November and still no race riots! I was promised race riots in March, but people said it wasn't hot enough and to wait until summer. Well, there were no race riots in June or July so I thought once it gets really hot in August then there are gonna be race riots. Well there weren't any then either so I thought maybe they're waiting until it cools down for the race riots.

Now it's November and no race riots. Fark. I've got all of this ammo and nothing to do with it. I thought for certain they'd be here to pillage my exurban tract home and take away my fat wife and slutty daughter thereby providing me with the sweet release from the slow march to the grave that is my emasculated existence.

That's pretty typical of them though. They want to riot so bad because you know how those people are, but then they're too lazy to do it. Thanks a lot, Obama.


There's totes gonna be race riots after election day. Totes.
 
2012-10-31 03:51:20 PM  
Taste the injunctive relief!
 
2012-10-31 03:52:00 PM  
Does that include the social networking feature of the Kraft website?
 
2012-10-31 03:52:17 PM  
ERMAHGERD SKERDLES!
 
2012-10-31 03:52:27 PM  
This post was never posted.
 
2012-10-31 03:55:50 PM  
That Trayvon Martin thing actually happened? Seems like a REALLY long REALLY vivid dream at this point
 
2012-10-31 03:58:24 PM  
Martin family, through their lawyers and a publicist, unleashed a campaign to "sway national opinion" by portraying Mr. Zimmerman as a racist.

NBC and the rest of the media created a "white on black" crime situation.
global.fncstatic.com
 
2012-10-31 04:03:05 PM  

LegacyDL: Starburst > Skittles.

/Orange ones especially


Starburst + Skittles = Startles.
 
2012-10-31 04:06:38 PM  
taste teh gayness
 
2012-10-31 04:06:53 PM  

BSABSVR: Rapmaster2000: Goddamnit! Here it is almost November and still no race riots! I was promised race riots in March, but people said it wasn't hot enough and to wait until summer. Well, there were no race riots in June or July so I thought once it gets really hot in August then there are gonna be race riots. Well there weren't any then either so I thought maybe they're waiting until it cools down for the race riots.

Now it's November and no race riots. Fark. I've got all of this ammo and nothing to do with it. I thought for certain they'd be here to pillage my exurban tract home and take away my fat wife and slutty daughter thereby providing me with the sweet release from the slow march to the grave that is my emasculated existence.

That's pretty typical of them though. They want to riot so bad because you know how those people are, but then they're too lazy to do it. Thanks a lot, Obama.

There's totes gonna be race riots after election day. Totes.


Well, since it will be white people biatching, nobody will call it a "race riot". Probably "Patriotic Protests" or some such.
 
2012-10-31 04:08:59 PM  

Mock26: This post was never posted.

The poster of this post that was never posted has been sacked

 
2012-10-31 04:11:02 PM  
Dude's going to walk because according to the law, the evidence thus far points to him not being guilty. Going for Murder2 was about the most stupid thing the prosecutor could have done. No way to prove Murder2 with what they've got. Zimm walks. Derpers will byatch. That's the reality.
 
2012-10-31 04:12:58 PM  
If he only had bought Mentos.
 
2012-10-31 04:13:02 PM  
Fair ruling. The Martin family did a great job of publically smearing a man because their delinquint son was killed after attacking him. I do feel bad for them, but if they had been better parents, he would probably be alive today. Only fair that the Zimmerman team gets to use his past to sway public opinion the other way.

And to Mr. OJ Pic, yeah this case is just like OJ simpson case.... Desperate african americans playing the race card again to lead to injustice. Face it, ALL of the facts support Zimmerman's version of events. ALL of them. Just like ALL of the facts pointed to OJ being guilty. Deal with it.

The guy isn't even white, so I really don't get the race card thing anyway.
 
2012-10-31 04:15:39 PM  
BenghaziGate and now this.

The Republicans are now officially the party of the 1st Amendment as well as the 2nd.
 
2012-10-31 04:16:00 PM  
Seems like you can't have Skittles without...

www.beyondpasta.com
 
2012-10-31 04:16:52 PM  

socodog: Dude's going to walk because according to the law, the evidence thus far points to him not being guilty. Going for Murder2 was about the most stupid thing the prosecutor could have done. No way to prove Murder2 with what they've got. Zimm walks. Derpers will byatch. That's the reality.


Derpers will riot. Murder2 was in hopes that they could come to a plea agreement for a lesser crime and prevent the riots when Zimmerman walks.
 
2012-10-31 04:18:20 PM  

Joe Blowme: Mock26: This post was never posted.

The poster of this post that was never posted has been sacked


Those who complained about the poster of the post that was never posted have been sacked.
 
2012-10-31 04:18:38 PM  

uncleacid: If he only had bought Mentos.


Oh, I get it. He could have turned the whole situation with Zimmerman into an awkward situation with a youthfully-exuberant solution?

"The Freshmaker!"

/HATED those ads.
 
2012-10-31 04:19:05 PM  
Skittleburst!

Take 5 starbursts and mold them into a small bowl, then put a bunch of skittles in it and seal it over. Attempt to eat.

// convince high people to do it and watch the reaction


Guidette Frankentits: LegacyDL: Starburst > Skittles.

/Orange ones especially

Starburst + Skittles = Startles.

 
2012-10-31 04:19:36 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 04:25:32 PM  
officialpsds.com
 
2012-10-31 04:26:56 PM  
I think it's fairly obvious what happened if you read the specifics of the case. Trayvon "Crack Rock" Martin, a known thug and black, was casing the neighborhood looking for something to rape. Meanwhile, George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain, was returning home from his usual volunteer charity work at the hospital when his keen eyes spotted trouble. Wisely, George called the police, but just like in Death Wish 1 and 3 the liberal police force provided no protection, only cowardly indifference because they have been emasculated by liberal bureaucracy.

Suddenly, Crackvon, who was high on skittles and purple drank, SAVAGEly leaped from the bushes and attacked our hero. George quickly fell back on the judo he learned in the Core, but when confronted with such an incoherent beast he had no choice to honor the Founding Fathers with his Constitutionally protected right to defend his liberty, life, and property. He gloriously released a hot stream of justice from his sidearm thereby slaying the THUG and returning peace to the land.

The facts speak for themselves.
 
2012-10-31 04:29:53 PM  
 
2012-10-31 04:31:44 PM  

Canned Tamales: BSABSVR: Rapmaster2000: Goddamnit! Here it is almost November and still no race riots! I was promised race riots in March, but people said it wasn't hot enough and to wait until summer. Well, there were no race riots in June or July so I thought once it gets really hot in August then there are gonna be race riots. Well there weren't any then either so I thought maybe they're waiting until it cools down for the race riots.

Now it's November and no race riots. Fark. I've got all of this ammo and nothing to do with it. I thought for certain they'd be here to pillage my exurban tract home and take away my fat wife and slutty daughter thereby providing me with the sweet release from the slow march to the grave that is my emasculated existence.

That's pretty typical of them though. They want to riot so bad because you know how those people are, but then they're too lazy to do it. Thanks a lot, Obama.

There's totes gonna be race riots after election day. Totes.

Well, since it will be white people biatching, nobody will call it a "race riot". Probably "Patriotic Protests" or some such.


"Freedom Rage"
 
2012-10-31 04:32:05 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I think it's fairly obvious what happened if you read the specifics of the case. Trayvon "Crack Rock" Martin, a known thug and black, was casing the neighborhood looking for something to rape. Meanwhile, George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain, was returning home from his usual volunteer charity work at the hospital when his keen eyes spotted trouble. Wisely, George called the police, but just like in Death Wish 1 and 3 the liberal police force provided no protection, only cowardly indifference because they have been emasculated by liberal bureaucracy.

Suddenly, Crackvon, who was high on skittles and purple drank, SAVAGEly leaped from the bushes and attacked our hero. George quickly fell back on the judo he learned in the Core, but when confronted with such an incoherent beast he had no choice to honor the Founding Fathers with his Constitutionally protected right to defend his liberty, life, and property. He gloriously released a hot stream of justice from his sidearm thereby slaying the THUG and returning peace to the land.

The facts speak for themselves.


WAY too obvious. 0.6/10.
 
2012-10-31 04:36:14 PM  
This post is not in use.

/Got nothin'
 
2012-10-31 04:39:41 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Rapmaster2000: I think it's fairly obvious what happened if you read the specifics of the case. Trayvon "Crack Rock" Martin, a known thug and black, was casing the neighborhood looking for something to rape. Meanwhile, George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain, was returning home from his usual volunteer charity work at the hospital when his keen eyes spotted trouble. Wisely, George called the police, but just like in Death Wish 1 and 3 the liberal police force provided no protection, only cowardly indifference because they have been emasculated by liberal bureaucracy.

Suddenly, Crackvon, who was high on skittles and purple drank, SAVAGEly leaped from the bushes and attacked our hero. George quickly fell back on the judo he learned in the Core, but when confronted with such an incoherent beast he had no choice to honor the Founding Fathers with his Constitutionally protected right to defend his liberty, life, and property. He gloriously released a hot stream of justice from his sidearm thereby slaying the THUG and returning peace to the land.

The facts speak for themselves.

WAY too obvious. 0.6/10.


Sorry, but I have read the facts and that's what I read. Millions of Americans who have read the report read the same thing, especially those of us that care about protecting our property and freedom from THUGS.

That's typical though. You just can't speak The Truth anymore in Obama's America with the Liberal Media railroading righteous George.
 
2012-10-31 04:42:52 PM  

Rapmaster2000: JohnAnnArbor: Rapmaster2000: I think it's fairly obvious what happened if you read the specifics of the case. Trayvon "Crack Rock" Martin, a known thug and black, was casing the neighborhood looking for something to rape. Meanwhile, George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain, was returning home from his usual volunteer charity work at the hospital when his keen eyes spotted trouble. Wisely, George called the police, but just like in Death Wish 1 and 3 the liberal police force provided no protection, only cowardly indifference because they have been emasculated by liberal bureaucracy.

Suddenly, Crackvon, who was high on skittles and purple drank, SAVAGEly leaped from the bushes and attacked our hero. George quickly fell back on the judo he learned in the Core, but when confronted with such an incoherent beast he had no choice to honor the Founding Fathers with his Constitutionally protected right to defend his liberty, life, and property. He gloriously released a hot stream of justice from his sidearm thereby slaying the THUG and returning peace to the land.

The facts speak for themselves.

WAY too obvious. 0.6/10.

Sorry, but I have read the facts and that's what I read. Millions of Americans who have read the report read the same thing, especially those of us that care about protecting our property and freedom from THUGS.

That's typical though. You just can't speak The Truth anymore in Obama's America with the Liberal Media railroading righteous George.


Now you're at 0.2/10.
 
2012-10-31 04:45:49 PM  
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2012-10-31 04:46:32 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Sounds tasty!
 
2012-10-31 05:05:41 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I think it's fairly obvious what happened if you read the specifics of the case. Trayvon "Crack Rock" Martin, a known thug and black, was casing the neighborhood looking for something to rape. Meanwhile, George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain, was returning home from his usual volunteer charity work at the hospital when his keen eyes spotted trouble. Wisely, George called the police, but just like in Death Wish 1 and 3 the liberal police force provided no protection, only cowardly indifference because they have been emasculated by liberal bureaucracy.

Suddenly, Crackvon, who was high on skittles and purple drank, SAVAGEly leaped from the bushes and attacked our hero. George quickly fell back on the judo he learned in the Core, but when confronted with such an incoherent beast he had no choice to honor the Founding Fathers with his Constitutionally protected right to defend his liberty, life, and property. He gloriously released a hot stream of justice from his sidearm thereby slaying the THUG and returning peace to the land.

The facts speak for themselves.


Haha awesome. Well done.
I would watch this movie.
 
2012-10-31 05:17:10 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Sounds tasty!


What kind of alcohol is that
 
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