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(The New York Times)   Walking the dog in the middle of hurricane seemed like a good idea at the time   (nytimes.com) divider line 17
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2012-10-31 04:53:11 PM  
4 votes:

Ed Finnerty: It's wood pulp with printing on it that depicts a little bit of what happened 24 hours ago.


...but that's not important right now.
2012-10-31 03:49:22 PM  
4 votes:
If you drop your dog into a hurricane, let it go, because man, it's gone.
2012-10-31 02:50:24 PM  
4 votes:
i walked my dog during the storm. didn't go near any trees or power lines. i was hoping a strong wind would whip up and the dog, on the leash, would turn into a kite for a little bit. that would have been fun.
2012-10-31 04:44:47 PM  
3 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Hurricane Sandy, in the wily and savage way of natural disasters

Storms can be cunning? Really?!


Compared to people who walk a dog in a hurricane, perhaps.
2012-10-31 04:49:16 PM  
2 votes:
cl.jroo.me
2012-11-01 01:13:56 AM  
1 votes:

Fano: When life gives you lemons, I see you make gallons of lemonade.


Yeah, but it's Country Time. It's never had anything remotely close to a lemon in it.
2012-10-31 11:58:16 PM  
1 votes:

M AGRIPPA L F COS TERTIVM SCRIBIT: We always focus on the death tolls of hurricanes and other natural disasters, but I wonder if in some ways they actually save lives. How many people would have died over the last few days had the storm not happened? How many people who stayed safe in their homes would have died in car accidents or other random injuries? I assume that in places like NYC the storm killed more people than normal, but I live in Baltimore, and I heard on the local news this morning that no crimes were reported on Monday night (yes, no crimes in Baltimore!). Only three people died in the entire state of Maryland as a result of the storm, so maybe our area came out ahead. Of course I'm not saying that storms are actually a good thing, but it would be interesting to see the statistics about people dying during storms vs. on normal days.


When life gives you lemons, I see you make gallons of lemonade.
2012-10-31 06:50:07 PM  
1 votes:
Her father, Jon Kest, is executive director of New York Communities for Change and a longtime activist who has led the battle to unionize carwashes and supermarkets across the city, as well as being a leader in the battle for paid sick days. His daughter was herself a bit of an activist, and helped organize Stop Horse Abuse, which was aimed at the carriage horses in Central Park.

Well at least they died the way they lived, being farktarded dumbasses.
2012-10-31 05:26:59 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Having several tons of wood hovering over my head? Not so much.


You probably do. The weight ratio per square foot of 8-1/2" of cellulose is usually .97 pounds per square foot. That does not include the weight of the wood which is supporting your ceiling and roof.
2012-10-31 05:24:07 PM  
1 votes:

Al!: basemetal: You walked your dog in the middle of that storm? Really? For farks sake, get the farking dog some newspaper.

What is that?


It's called being prepared, you know a storm is coming, go to the store and buy a few.

/unless you want your dog to shiat on your smugness
//cause I'm sure most of us would like to watch that.
2012-10-31 05:21:28 PM  
1 votes:
She came into contact with one end of the snapped wire.
She caught fire.
A half-dozen or so witnesses watched in utter horror. They said her body burned for about a half-hour before the police and firefighters arrived.



I'm going to guess that it's going to be a closed casket, but you never know...

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-10-31 05:09:31 PM  
1 votes:
www.fathomstudio.com

And the trees are saying "fark you"
2012-10-31 05:06:24 PM  
1 votes:
i4.photobucket.com
2012-10-31 04:55:36 PM  
1 votes:

clear_prop: basemetal: You walked your dog in the middle of that storm? Really? For farks sake, get the farking dog some newspaper.

What is a newspaper?


It's like nytimes.com printed out on large sheets of paper at the end of each day and delivered to you the next morning. Accidently touching the adverts won't cause a new screen to pop up and the pay wall can be sorted out with cash.
2012-10-31 04:50:29 PM  
1 votes:

Al!: basemetal: You walked your dog in the middle of that storm? Really? For farks sake, get the farking dog some newspaper.

What is that?


clear_prop: basemetal: You walked your dog in the middle of that storm? Really? For farks sake, get the farking dog some newspaper.

What is a newspaper?


It's wood pulp with printing on it that depicts a little bit of what happened 24 hours ago.
2012-10-31 04:48:21 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: You walked your dog in the middle of that storm? Really? For farks sake, get the farking dog some newspaper.


What is a newspaper?
Al! [TotalFark]
2012-10-31 04:47:53 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: You walked your dog in the middle of that storm? Really? For farks sake, get the farking dog some newspaper.


What is that?
 
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