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(BBC)   Mars soil remarkably like Hawaii's. This means Obama is an alien and Romney is automatically President   (bbc.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Hawaii, martian soil, island of Hawaii, crystalline structures, geological history, counter-scanning  
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2012-10-31 11:02:32 AM  
22 votes:
WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR
2012-10-31 10:18:29 AM  
5 votes:
"The sample seems to contain dust carried from afar by Mars' global-scale storms, "

The Smoking Gun!

i105.photobucket.com
2012-10-31 12:25:56 PM  
4 votes:

iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!


Lizards don't show up on CAT scans, silly.
2012-10-31 12:46:43 PM  
3 votes:
dl.dropbox.com
2012-10-31 12:38:43 PM  
3 votes:
You know who else is an alien-hating billionaire with self-centered ambitions in politics? 

starsmedia.ign.com
2012-10-31 12:34:05 PM  
3 votes:

Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR


You know it'll be a fake. You can't trust Marslums.
2012-10-31 01:33:45 PM  
2 votes:

FitzShivering: iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!

Lizards don't show up on CAT scans, silly.


Exactly; cat scans are to lizard people what mirrors are to vampires.

/ whar long form cat scan certificate, whar
2012-10-31 12:28:48 PM  
2 votes:
I will donate five million dollars to a charity of my choosing if anyone can produce Curiosity's college records.
2012-10-31 12:24:40 PM  
2 votes:
Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!
2012-10-31 12:21:42 PM  
2 votes:
You idiots.

Obama's not from Mars. He was just secretely gay married on Mars.

Colbert broke this story a while ago.
2012-10-31 12:21:38 PM  
2 votes:
If I ever get stranded on Mars, at least I'll bee able to grow some good pakalolo.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-31 10:47:01 AM  
2 votes:
Just last winter Obama denied traveling to Mars. Little did he know his own space agency would prove him a liar.
2012-10-31 02:39:33 PM  
1 vote:

sodomizer: Who do we send to Mars:

(a) Conservatives
(b) Liberals

It's obvious the two cannot co-exist.


Oh, I think they'd all get along just fine there. There's something not in the atmosphere there that would take care of all their problems.
2012-10-31 01:58:00 PM  
1 vote:

chard: Somewhat relevant:

I'm an astronomer, and I've spent quite a bit of time on Mauna Kea in Hawaii. If you go up to the summit and look out over the mountain's terrain, the rocks are quite red, and it really looks like you're on an alien planet (i.e., Mars). I highly recommend anyone going to Hawaii to trek up there if you can. The views are pretty awesome.


So that's where the rovers went. Lot cheaper than a Mars set.
2012-10-31 01:13:24 PM  
1 vote:
So instead of birthers now we'll have earthers?
2012-10-31 01:02:29 PM  
1 vote:

JackieRabbit: We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.


SPAM is MARS backwards and without the penis.
2012-10-31 12:36:17 PM  
1 vote:
i171.photobucket.com

Go home, haoles!
2012-10-31 12:26:56 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone activated XCOM for this yet?
2012-10-31 12:20:48 PM  
1 vote:
We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.
2012-10-31 12:20:02 PM  
1 vote:

cman: Ok, I chuckled

/New spins on old memes are funny....sometimes


And this would not be one of those times.
 
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