iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?/ long form cat scan certificate!!!
Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR
FitzShivering: iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?/ long form cat scan certificate!!!Lizards don't show up on CAT scans, silly.
sodomizer: Who do we send to Mars:(a) Conservatives(b) LiberalsIt's obvious the two cannot co-exist.
chard: Somewhat relevant:I'm an astronomer, and I've spent quite a bit of time on Mauna Kea in Hawaii. If you go up to the summit and look out over the mountain's terrain, the rocks are quite red, and it really looks like you're on an alien planet (i.e., Mars). I highly recommend anyone going to Hawaii to trek up there if you can. The views are pretty awesome.
JackieRabbit: We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.
cman: Ok, I chuckled/New spins on old memes are funny....sometimes
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