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(BBC)   Mars soil remarkably like Hawaii's. This means Obama is an alien and Romney is automatically President   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Hawaii, martian soil, island of Hawaii, crystalline structures, geological history, counter-scanning  
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4658 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Oct 2012 at 12:18 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-31 01:23:21 PM  
2 votes:
Somewhat relevant:

I'm an astronomer, and I've spent quite a bit of time on Mauna Kea in Hawaii. If you go up to the summit and look out over the mountain's terrain, the rocks are quite red, and it really looks like you're on an alien planet (i.e., Mars). I highly recommend anyone going to Hawaii to trek up there if you can. The views are pretty awesome.
2012-10-31 02:04:57 PM  
1 vote:
Now that we've settle this portion of the equation.. the other one left is what type of soil does Planet Kolob have?
2012-10-31 01:30:30 PM  
1 vote:
Look Obama has always been an illegal alien, it is not like Hawaii is really a US State or nothing. I mean it is not like the way you would prove that you were born in the US is to a court of law is to get a State to send a court a certified copy of your birth certificate to the court. Nope, obviously an alien, because Hawaii is not even a US State they are just a pissy protectorate, like Puerto Rico or Canada.
2012-10-31 01:02:29 PM  
1 vote:

JackieRabbit: We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.

SPAM is MARS backwards and without the penis.
2012-10-31 12:48:24 PM  
1 vote:
Don't give the GOP weird ideas subby.
2012-10-31 12:46:43 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-31 12:26:56 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone activated XCOM for this yet?
2012-10-31 12:25:56 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!

Lizards don't show up on CAT scans, silly.
2012-10-31 12:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!
2012-10-31 12:20:33 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure that Sarah Palin is automatically president, regardless of the election season.
2012-10-31 11:02:32 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-31 10:18:29 AM  
1 vote:
"The sample seems to contain dust carried from afar by Mars' global-scale storms, "

The Smoking Gun!
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