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(BBC)   Mars soil remarkably like Hawaii's. This means Obama is an alien and Romney is automatically President   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Hawaii, martian soil, island of Hawaii, crystalline structures, geological history, counter-scanning  
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2012-10-31 03:59:34 PM  
um, no.

the White House officially denies that Obama ever went to Mars.
2012-10-31 04:53:18 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: Now that we've settle this portion of the equation.. the other one left is what type of soil does Planet Kolob have?

White sand.
2012-10-31 10:57:02 PM  
No,no wait Obama is NOT an alien. OK,well he looks like an alien ,he sounds like an alien,he waddles like an alien ,BUT, he is not an alien. He's a frustrated karaeoke performer that was lucky enough to land a $400.00.00 a year job. Does that make him a ad guy?
2012-10-31 11:09:38 PM  
Sounds good to me. Finally Fark acknowledges Obama is indeed an alien/illegal. Next test-soil from Kenya.
2012-11-01 12:42:39 AM  
They're gonna be really bummed out when they realize that Curiosity is just roaming around on that one barren Hawaiian island that Larry Ellison just bought.
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