cman: Ok, I chuckled/New spins on old memes are funny....sometimes
Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR
iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?/ long form cat scan certificate!!!
JackieRabbit: We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.
Hickory-smoked: You know who else is an alien-hating billionaire with self-centered ambitions in politics? [starsmedia.ign.com image 160x225]
FloydA: "The sample seems to contain dust carried from afar by Mars' global-scale storms, "The Smoking Gun![i105.photobucket.com image 425x321]
FitzShivering: iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?/ long form cat scan certificate!!!Lizards don't show up on CAT scans, silly.
RedPhoenix122: Has anyone activated XCOM for this yet?
chard: Somewhat relevant:I'm an astronomer, and I've spent quite a bit of time on Mauna Kea in Hawaii. If you go up to the summit and look out over the mountain's terrain, the rocks are quite red, and it really looks like you're on an alien planet (i.e., Mars). I highly recommend anyone going to Hawaii to trek up there if you can. The views are pretty awesome.
sodomizer: Who do we send to Mars:(a) Conservatives(b) LiberalsIt's obvious the two cannot co-exist.
Grapple: But how is the surfing?? Is there a nice pipeline or just shore break??
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