If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   Mars soil remarkably like Hawaii's. This means Obama is an alien and Romney is automatically President   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 55
    More: Interesting, Hawaii, martian soil, island of Hawaii, crystalline structures, geological history, counter-scanning  
•       •       •

4438 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Oct 2012 at 12:18 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



55 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-10-31 08:42:52 AM  
Ok, I chuckled

/New spins on old memes are funny....sometimes
 
2012-10-31 10:18:29 AM  
"The sample seems to contain dust carried from afar by Mars' global-scale storms, "

The Smoking Gun!

i105.photobucket.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-31 10:47:01 AM  
Just last winter Obama denied traveling to Mars. Little did he know his own space agency would prove him a liar.
 
2012-10-31 11:02:32 AM  
WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR
 
2012-10-31 12:20:02 PM  

cman: Ok, I chuckled

/New spins on old memes are funny....sometimes


And this would not be one of those times.
 
2012-10-31 12:20:33 PM  
I'm pretty sure that Sarah Palin is automatically president, regardless of the election season.
 
2012-10-31 12:20:48 PM  
We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.
 
2012-10-31 12:21:11 PM  

Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR


Well played...
 
2012-10-31 12:21:38 PM  
If I ever get stranded on Mars, at least I'll bee able to grow some good pakalolo.
 
2012-10-31 12:21:42 PM  
You idiots.

Obama's not from Mars. He was just secretely gay married on Mars.

Colbert broke this story a while ago.
 
2012-10-31 12:22:10 PM  
But how is the surfing?? Is there a nice pipeline or just shore break??
 
2012-10-31 12:24:40 PM  
Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!
 
2012-10-31 12:25:56 PM  

iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!


Lizards don't show up on CAT scans, silly.
 
2012-10-31 12:26:56 PM  
Has anyone activated XCOM for this yet?
 
2012-10-31 12:28:07 PM  

JackieRabbit: We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.


I wish I could grow me some SPAMs.

/mmm SPAM
 
2012-10-31 12:28:48 PM  
I will donate five million dollars to a charity of my choosing if anyone can produce Curiosity's college records.
 
2012-10-31 12:29:18 PM  
Close up of sand
i.dailymail.co.uk

Uh, whar pics? Whar?!

If martian sand looks like this, I think we need to know
 
2012-10-31 12:32:10 PM  

Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR


+1
 
2012-10-31 12:33:05 PM  
But Mittens-n-Eddie (Munster) are definitely from Earth, right?
 
2012-10-31 12:34:05 PM  

Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR


You know it'll be a fake. You can't trust Marslums.
 
2012-10-31 12:36:17 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

Go home, haoles!
 
2012-10-31 12:38:43 PM  
You know who else is an alien-hating billionaire with self-centered ambitions in politics? 

starsmedia.ign.com
 
2012-10-31 12:46:00 PM  
Tiny baubles, in the soil.....
 
2012-10-31 12:46:43 PM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-10-31 12:48:24 PM  
Don't give the GOP weird ideas subby.
 
2012-10-31 12:51:38 PM  

Hickory-smoked: You know who else is an alien-hating billionaire with self-centered ambitions in politics? 

[starsmedia.ign.com image 160x225]


I thought Yul Brynner was dead.
 
2012-10-31 12:52:32 PM  

Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR


LOL! +1
 
2012-10-31 01:00:52 PM  
X-ray diffraction has been around awhile, but I think that it was improved by the development of some algorithms, maybe 3dFFT, in the interval since it was discovered.
 
2012-10-31 01:02:29 PM  

JackieRabbit: We should colonize Mars immediately and grow pineapples and SPAMs there.


SPAM is MARS backwards and without the penis.
 
2012-10-31 01:11:07 PM  

FloydA: "The sample seems to contain dust carried from afar by Mars' global-scale storms, "

The Smoking Gun!

[i105.photobucket.com image 425x321]


And if you look just south of Ethiopia, you'll find.... KENYA!

It all comes together!
 
2012-10-31 01:13:24 PM  
So instead of birthers now we'll have earthers?
 
2012-10-31 01:14:57 PM  

Joelogon: WHAR EARTH CERTIFICATE, WHAR


You misspelled "EARF"
 
2012-10-31 01:23:21 PM  
Somewhat relevant:

I'm an astronomer, and I've spent quite a bit of time on Mauna Kea in Hawaii. If you go up to the summit and look out over the mountain's terrain, the rocks are quite red, and it really looks like you're on an alien planet (i.e., Mars). I highly recommend anyone going to Hawaii to trek up there if you can. The views are pretty awesome.
 
2012-10-31 01:29:28 PM  
Pretty sure that Palin would be automatically President in that case, not Romney.
 
2012-10-31 01:30:30 PM  
Look Obama has always been an illegal alien, it is not like Hawaii is really a US State or nothing. I mean it is not like the way you would prove that you were born in the US is to a court of law is to get a State to send a court a certified copy of your birth certificate to the court. Nope, obviously an alien, because Hawaii is not even a US State they are just a pissy protectorate, like Puerto Rico or Canada.
 
2012-10-31 01:31:13 PM  
Japanese tourists arrive in 3....2.....1....


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-31 01:33:45 PM  

FitzShivering: iheartscotch: Well; he hasn't released his latest cat scan; how do we know that he's not really a lizard person?

/ long form cat scan certificate!!!

Lizards don't show up on CAT scans, silly.


Exactly; cat scans are to lizard people what mirrors are to vampires.

/ whar long form cat scan certificate, whar
 
2012-10-31 01:42:18 PM  
I'm sure he *thinks* he visited Mars using his Total Absorption Technique.
 
2012-10-31 01:50:19 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Has anyone activated XCOM for this yet?


Yes, but we only gave them $300 for the month and four panicky recruits who were shortly eaten by chryssalids. Earth is doomed.
 
2012-10-31 01:54:13 PM  
I'm okay with this.

Actually, it makes sense. Hawaii soil is young and hasn't had millions or billions of years of life sucking the life out of it.
 
2012-10-31 01:58:00 PM  

chard: Somewhat relevant:

I'm an astronomer, and I've spent quite a bit of time on Mauna Kea in Hawaii. If you go up to the summit and look out over the mountain's terrain, the rocks are quite red, and it really looks like you're on an alien planet (i.e., Mars). I highly recommend anyone going to Hawaii to trek up there if you can. The views are pretty awesome.


So that's where the rovers went. Lot cheaper than a Mars set.
 
2012-10-31 02:04:57 PM  
Now that we've settle this portion of the equation.. the other one left is what type of soil does Planet Kolob have?
 
2012-10-31 02:15:15 PM  
Who do we send to Mars:

(a) Conservatives
(b) Liberals

It's obvious the two cannot co-exist.
 
2012-10-31 02:30:53 PM  
Subby just figured that out??????
 
2012-10-31 02:39:33 PM  

sodomizer: Who do we send to Mars:

(a) Conservatives
(b) Liberals

It's obvious the two cannot co-exist.


Oh, I think they'd all get along just fine there. There's something not in the atmosphere there that would take care of all their problems.
 
2012-10-31 02:43:39 PM  
Bwahajahahaja
 
2012-10-31 03:00:37 PM  

Hickory-smoked: You know who else is an alien-hating billionaire with self-centered ambitions in politics? 

[starsmedia.ign.com image 160x225]


Daddy Warbucks?
 
2012-10-31 03:00:38 PM  

Grapple: But how is the surfing?? Is there a nice pipeline or just shore break??


It WAS really nice breaks until somebody lit the candle and burned up the atmosphere.

/AL GORE!!
//surf it while ya can.
 
2012-10-31 03:03:12 PM  

sodomizer: Who do we send to Mars:

(a) Conservatives
(b) Liberals

It's obvious the two cannot co-exist.


They are co-existing just fine. The problem seems to be you.
 
2012-10-31 03:08:47 PM  
I now suspect Obama of being the Coyote.
 
Displayed 50 of 55 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report