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2012-10-31 01:08:56 PM
Everyone is fond of owls...except for mice and shrews, and Simon Cowell
 
2012-10-31 01:15:26 PM
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U MAD?
 
2012-10-31 01:15:37 PM
This ends with gorillas right?
 
2012-10-31 01:17:48 PM

Pangit: I want an owl. And they are saying its tame.


You know that Johnny Werstler kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl. He kept buggin' his old man, "Dad, get me a burrow owl! I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live!" So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werstler kid lookin' up in a tree! I said "What are you looking for?" He said "I'm looking for my burrow owl!" I said "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway?" Now Stuart, you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
 
2012-10-31 01:36:17 PM
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2012-10-31 02:07:27 PM
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Knows a crackin' owl sactuary.
 
2012-10-31 02:16:47 PM
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It's not the best quality of picture, but I came across this little guy at work one day. They're adorable!
 
2012-10-31 02:19:32 PM
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2012-10-31 02:43:59 PM
 
2012-10-31 03:09:02 PM
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You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.

You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"

Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.

You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.
 
2012-10-31 04:15:46 PM
Wow. Strange how they're that docile.
 
2012-10-31 05:04:54 PM

Godscrack: [www.lovethetruth.com image 640x480]

ahem


Bohemian Grove!
 
2012-10-31 05:08:15 PM
I for one welcome our owl overlords.

/Lame, huh?
//But bears repeating.
 
2012-10-31 06:38:50 PM
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Gooooood. Gooooood
 
2012-10-31 06:55:24 PM

Infinity370: Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc


That was the first thing I thought of too.
 
2012-11-01 12:44:43 AM
Did nobody else think of this but me?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-01 03:40:48 AM
 
2012-11-01 04:20:35 PM
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What birds might look like if they were designed by Scott Adams

(Pictured above: Owlbert)
 
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