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2012-10-31 09:31:40 AM  
Then...the marmots.
 
2012-10-31 09:59:52 AM  
Then the rats.
 
2012-10-31 10:00:52 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com

/cracks me up everytime
 
2012-10-31 10:02:10 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
better call the experts
 
2012-10-31 10:02:19 AM  
Better call the owl exterminators.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-31 10:04:52 AM  
**shakes tiny fist at STRATOHEAD and PIRATEKING**

/we're OWL exterminators.
 
2012-10-31 10:08:36 AM  
i2.cdnds.net
 
2012-10-31 10:08:41 AM  
No, not the owls, NOT THE OWLS!
 
2012-10-31 10:09:04 AM  
Then the gorillas freeze to death in the winter?
 
2012-10-31 10:09:18 AM  
You think that's wise?
 
2012-10-31 10:10:44 AM  
If you stumble on one, it is a treat. They will not fly away, but sit there watching you. People have been known to walk up to saw-whet owls and pick them up with no objection by the owl.

This happened to me once, although I didn't pick it up. If I would have known this I definitely would have tried and gained secret communal eyesight powers.
 
2012-10-31 10:11:14 AM  
joyerickson.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-31 10:11:45 AM  
lizgloyn.files.wordpress.com 

O RLY!
 
2012-10-31 10:11:48 AM  
cloudfront4.bostinno.com
 
2012-10-31 10:12:47 AM  
Came for Futurama, leaving with good news, everyone.
 
2012-10-31 10:15:13 AM  
gopher321:
Then...the marmots.

and then

YOUR CHONSON!
 
2012-10-31 10:16:49 AM  
What comes next?
I'm gonna go with all the online videos with people going "Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!"
 
2012-10-31 10:16:55 AM  
As long as they don't deafen us with their incessant hooting.

fisharepeopletoo.blogs.com
 
2012-10-31 10:20:43 AM  
Anyone for Quidditch?
 
2012-10-31 10:20:56 AM  

HailRobonia: [joyerickson.files.wordpress.com image 484x700]


I crack up every time I see that. He looks so mad in the second pic.
 
2012-10-31 10:21:52 AM  

Pleisa: As long as they don't deafen us with their incessant hooting.

[fisharepeopletoo.blogs.com image 400x299]


Pleisa: As long as they don't deafen us with their incessant hooting.

[fisharepeopletoo.blogs.com image 400x299]


How about nagging...just for old times sake?
 
2012-10-31 10:25:07 AM  
Does this mean I finally get my invitation to Hogwarts?
 
2012-10-31 10:29:58 AM  
Owl who?
 
2012-10-31 10:30:42 AM  
This thread is a hoot.

Yeah I went there.
 
2012-10-31 10:32:44 AM  
For some reason.. I am singing the line "Send in the Owls" to the tone of "Send in the clowns"
 
2012-10-31 10:33:20 AM  
cdn.publishme.se
Approves.
 
2012-10-31 10:39:30 AM  
memecreator.net
 
2012-10-31 10:45:11 AM  
The owls are not what they seem.
 
2012-10-31 10:45:12 AM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-10-31 10:46:48 AM  
I want an owl. And they are saying its tame.
 
2012-10-31 10:48:56 AM  
Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc
 
2012-10-31 10:49:58 AM  
And you know what they are after once they arrive.

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2012-10-31 10:51:05 AM  
Paging Mr. Fuzzypaws
 
2012-10-31 10:52:32 AM  
So I'm not the only one here who still wakes up at night in a cold sweat, thinking I have to take my O-levels in the morning?
 
2012-10-31 10:56:28 AM  
Nobody gives a hoot.
 
2012-10-31 10:59:07 AM  

blatz514: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 413x384]

/cracks me up everytime


www.ethansenglishcafe.com
 
2012-10-31 11:08:19 AM  
I visited this thread on the off (very off) chance that someone hadn't yet made an "O RLY" reference ... pleased to see that it was done in three by blatz514.
 
2012-10-31 11:11:47 AM  

SlowTimedRapid: I visited this thread on the off (very off) chance that someone hadn't yet made an "O RLY" reference ... pleased to see that it was done in three by blatz514.


Anytime I can get that pic in a thread, you better believe it's showing up.
 
2012-10-31 11:24:55 AM  
What comes next is a massive looting of the Treasury our grandkids will be paying off. You know, redistribution of your tax dollars to Democrats in office under the wargharble of rebuilding, Assistance, bla bla bla.
 
2012-10-31 11:36:08 AM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 11:37:34 AM  
I saw two barred owls fight a few weeks ago. It was pretty rad.
 
2012-10-31 11:37:37 AM  
www.boingboing.net
 
2012-10-31 11:39:03 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-31 12:12:46 PM  
www.lovethetruth.com

ahem
 
2012-10-31 12:28:38 PM  

Two16: [cdn.publishme.se image 370x278]
Approves.


Thank you. I was worried.
 
2012-10-31 12:30:10 PM  

numbone: [www.boingboing.net image 600x381]


I have a collection of bird prints, and yet to get an owl. That one is very detailed.
 
2012-10-31 12:32:07 PM  
Raptors are cool.
 
2012-10-31 12:33:53 PM  
I live in the middle of nowhere, Kentucky. My girlfriend and I heard an owl once and proceeded to hoot at it for entertainment.

/good times
//came for futurama references, owl of my dreams came true.
 
2012-10-31 12:40:43 PM  

teto85: Raptors are cool.


You know Condors and Vultures and Falcons and Ospreys
Eagles and Buzzards and of course Tytonidae
But do you recall
The most famous raptor of all...
 
2012-10-31 12:42:53 PM  
ram.1500: [clash_bubo.jpg]

Until I looked at the file name and ran a search on it, I thought that was "C-3POwl"...

/ not a great Clash of the Titans fan
// yeah, yeah, a bit much vegetation in the background for Tatooine, but whatever...
 
2012-10-31 01:08:56 PM  
Everyone is fond of owls...except for mice and shrews, and Simon Cowell
 
2012-10-31 01:15:26 PM  
www.examiner.com
U MAD?
 
2012-10-31 01:15:37 PM  
This ends with gorillas right?
 
2012-10-31 01:17:48 PM  

Pangit: I want an owl. And they are saying its tame.


You know that Johnny Werstler kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl. He kept buggin' his old man, "Dad, get me a burrow owl! I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live!" So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werstler kid lookin' up in a tree! I said "What are you looking for?" He said "I'm looking for my burrow owl!" I said "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway?" Now Stuart, you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
 
2012-10-31 01:36:17 PM  
i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 02:07:27 PM  
alanpartridge.jpg

Knows a crackin' owl sactuary.
 
2012-10-31 02:16:47 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net

It's not the best quality of picture, but I came across this little guy at work one day. They're adorable!
 
2012-10-31 02:19:32 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-31 02:43:59 PM  
 
2012-10-31 03:09:02 PM  
www.cityofparkland.org


You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.

You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"

Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.

You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.
 
2012-10-31 04:15:46 PM  
Wow. Strange how they're that docile.
 
2012-10-31 05:04:54 PM  

Godscrack: [www.lovethetruth.com image 640x480]

ahem


Bohemian Grove!
 
2012-10-31 05:08:15 PM  
I for one welcome our owl overlords.

/Lame, huh?
//But bears repeating.
 
2012-10-31 06:38:50 PM  
media.tumblr.com

Gooooood. Gooooood
 
2012-10-31 06:55:24 PM  

Infinity370: Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc


That was the first thing I thought of too.
 
2012-11-01 12:44:43 AM  
Did nobody else think of this but me?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-01 03:40:48 AM  
 
2012-11-01 04:20:35 PM  
www.cityofparkland.org
What birds might look like if they were designed by Scott Adams

(Pictured above: Owlbert)
 
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