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(TMZ)   Cee-Lo accused of sexual battery. F*ck you indeed   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Cee-Lo, sexual battery, Cee Lo Green, no sex, TMZ  
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5239 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 31 Oct 2012 at 8:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-31 10:28:59 AM  
2 votes:
Hey C-Lo: Gnome means gnome!
2012-10-31 09:09:39 AM  
2 votes:
With those little arms?

It'd be like being battered by Tom Servo.
2012-10-31 08:53:54 AM  
2 votes:
Seems like he maybe dipped more than a toe.
2012-10-31 08:47:36 AM  
2 votes:
I guess that makes him craaaaazy.
2012-10-31 07:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
I love all of his hit song.
2012-10-31 11:09:33 AM  
1 vote:
I thought Sexual Battery was when when you have a girl run around on the carpet wearing nothing but wool socks and then she touches her tongue to your junk.
2012-10-31 10:01:23 AM  
1 vote:
The most common form of sexual battery is AA.

But the ones you really have to worry about are the ones that take "D".
2012-10-31 09:14:26 AM  
1 vote:
If you can't repel a sexual attack from a dude with tyrannosaurus arms, you're a failure.
2012-10-31 08:48:11 AM  
1 vote:
"Imagine " that

2012-10-31 08:45:38 AM  
1 vote:
I guess the change in my pocket just wasn't enough, so I'm like, rape you.
2012-10-31 08:39:33 AM  
1 vote:
Just picturing that sawed-off gnome involved in something like this has got me lol'ing far to early this morning....
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