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(TMZ)   Cee-Lo accused of sexual battery. F*ck you indeed   (tmz.com) divider line 33
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2012-10-31 08:39:33 AM
Just picturing that sawed-off gnome involved in something like this has got me lol'ing far to early this morning....
 
2012-10-31 08:45:38 AM
I guess the change in my pocket just wasn't enough, so I'm like, rape you.
 
2012-10-31 08:47:36 AM
I guess that makes him craaaaazy.
 
2012-10-31 08:48:11 AM
"Imagine " that

/lol
 
2012-10-31 08:52:42 AM
a1.phobos.apple.com
 
2012-10-31 08:53:54 AM
Seems like he maybe dipped more than a toe.
 
2012-10-31 08:56:31 AM
Not surprising from the guy who wrote a song about his personal angst and repressed hatred towards hot women who won't date his ugly ass.
 
2012-10-31 08:57:17 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: sawed-off gnome


I believe the politically correct term is "freakish sex-dwarf".

And the unnamed source was his pink cockatoo Miss Lady.
 
2012-10-31 09:01:43 AM
Chixdiggit was the worst thing to come out of Cowpunch ..
i hope that aint where you get your handle from..
wasn't one of those clowns name "chee chee" or some crap?

/rambling
//into the tallboys
 
2012-10-31 09:06:47 AM
Didn't he admit to torturing animals as a kid? Yea, fark him.
 
2012-10-31 09:09:39 AM
With those little arms?

It'd be like being battered by Tom Servo.
 
2012-10-31 09:14:26 AM
If you can't repel a sexual attack from a dude with tyrannosaurus arms, you're a failure.
 
2012-10-31 09:14:42 AM
Does this mean the NFL will drop his retarded bullsh*t from Thursday night games?
 
2012-10-31 09:27:41 AM

Haliburton Cummings: chee chee


Wow....Must be Canadian to get obscure reference....

/Do not know what a chee chee is......
 
2012-10-31 09:54:26 AM
Think I'll wait for this to get a little higher than TMZ before I reach a conclusion.
 
2012-10-31 10:00:46 AM
Sounds like he pissed off some jew in Hollwood.

this is how they get you out of "the biz".
 
2012-10-31 10:01:23 AM
The most common form of sexual battery is AA.

But the ones you really have to worry about are the ones that take "D".
 
2012-10-31 10:06:17 AM

Dogfacedgod: Sounds like he pissed off some jew in Hollwood.

this is how they get you out of "the biz".


Didn't think the jew part, but did think this is a smear job.

/dave chappelle smokes crack and is in a mental hospital!
 
2012-10-31 10:28:59 AM
Hey C-Lo: Gnome means gnome!
 
2012-10-31 11:09:33 AM
I thought Sexual Battery was when when you have a girl run around on the carpet wearing nothing but wool socks and then she touches her tongue to your junk.
 
2012-10-31 11:15:59 AM

Mad_Radhu: I thought Sexual Battery was when when you have a girl run around on the carpet wearing nothing but wool socks and then she touches her tongue to your junk.


That's an Electric Feel.
 
2012-10-31 11:26:27 AM
Dude has the tiniest hands I've ever seen. Most celebrities are tiny, but Cee-Lo is tiny in a weird way.
 
2012-10-31 11:36:48 AM
On the one hand, I'm cynical and suspect some chick he met one time has dollar signs in her eyes. On the other hand, I've seen him on the Voice and he seems a little smarmy with some of the female singers. So I'll wait till there's at least an arrest or a conviction or something before passing judgment.
 
2012-10-31 12:25:39 PM
What the hell is a Cee-Lo?
 
2012-10-31 12:35:02 PM
They see him rollin, they hatin'
 
2012-10-31 01:26:04 PM

Haliburton Cummings: "Imagine " that

/lol


Delayed "Instant Karma"
 
2012-10-31 01:55:11 PM
He batters my ear drums every Thursday night.
 
2012-10-31 01:55:15 PM
Meh. Sounds all made up to make him more bad azz, less Liberace.

/could be wrong
 
2012-10-31 02:03:52 PM
What is up with Ceelo's unusually short arms and legs?
 
2012-10-31 02:06:32 PM
I doubt he could heft enough lard out of the way to find his d*ck let alone use it.
 
2012-10-31 07:22:10 PM
I love all of his hit song.
 
2012-11-01 09:07:53 AM
He took eating sushi literally.
 
2012-11-01 01:47:55 PM

Rapmaster2000: Dude has the tiniest hands I've ever seen. Most celebrities are tiny, but Cee-Lo is tiny in a weird way.


Hands like that on a guy are called "biatch hands."

Plus he got the ghey.
 
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