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(Connect Amarillo)   Court rules that although Walmart employees are allowed to be ignorant, unhelpful, rude and generally ghetto, any stabbing of customers has to happen off the clock   (connectamarillo.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-31 08:35:39 AM  
CSB: I was standing in the check-out lane picking up a couple things at a Wal-Mart while the cashier was ringing up the person's cart in front of me. He was halfway through scanning when a person came up behind the cashier, punched him in the back of the head. The cashier hit the conveyor belt where he was punched again and then the assaulter did a quick walk out the door. The cashier then grabbed the next thing on the belt and kept rining up the customer like that sort of thing happens every day.
 
2012-10-31 10:48:14 AM  
"Did you punch out before you stabbed him?"
"Well? Did you? Because if you didn't you're going to get a note in your jacket."
 
2012-10-31 10:52:05 AM  
ghetto?

[thatsracist.gif]
 
2012-10-31 11:07:43 AM  
www.connectamarillo.com

I bet he did not see that coming.
 
2012-10-31 11:08:05 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com1.bp.blogspot.comblogs-images.forbes.comi.usatoday.net

Ghetto
 
2012-10-31 11:35:20 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 353x421][1.bp.blogspot.com image 181x260][blogs-images.forbes.com image 300x370][i.usatoday.net image 490x360]

Ghetto


Ghetto isn't just a black thing, you know.

/Welcome to the new normal.
//Off to the Sam's Club ghetto to buy Halloween candy.
 
2012-10-31 11:55:02 AM  
I love how on Walmart commercials it's all white middle class shoppers and cashiers.

Then you walk into the store and you wish you have a knife on you to protect yourself from all the Obama supporters...
 
2012-10-31 11:57:08 AM  
Dammit

Another benefit gone
 
2012-10-31 11:57:43 AM  
I almost got hit by a truck in a Wal-Mart parking lot last night, so I'm getting a kick...

/csb
 
2012-10-31 12:02:40 PM  
I worked at WalFart for 5 1/2 years. I would have worked completely for free if I could have hit asshole customers without consequence.
 
2012-10-31 12:43:44 PM  
My roomate gets her mintues for her pay as you go drug dealer phone from walmart. I feel like I need a knife when I walk in that place.
 
2012-10-31 01:15:54 PM  

erik316wttn: I worked at WalFart for 5 1/2 years. I would have worked completely for free if I could have hit asshole customers without consequence.


It's the little things. I was there for most of my college duration. When a customer turns around, put shiat in their cart they don't want. Hang up on them a few times and then blame a loose connection. Point out the wrong aisle for almost everything, act confused when they come back and then say "oh, I thought you said pickles." Go to the magical back room (where all customer wishes are fulfilled apparently), then punch out for lunch or break while they wait.

/I only did this to the obnoxious customers
//which was about 1 in 3
 
2012-10-31 01:19:16 PM  
If I were treated and compensated as an employee the way Walmart treats theirs, I'd be kind of stabby, too.

(By the way, I don't see too many Obama supporters in the Walmart I'm compelled to patronize. It's pretty much white trash Romney-trons all the way.)
 
2012-10-31 01:28:23 PM  
FTFA: Guadalupe Murillo, 321, was found guilty May 28, 2012, on two charges of Aggravated Battery with a Deadly Weapon and one misdemeanor count of Unlawful Possession of a Switchblade, Ninth Judicial District Attorney Matthew Chandler said.

After 300 years old you reach, be able to stab people, you will not.
 
2012-10-31 01:36:05 PM  
Given that the company hates its workers and suppliers, it would also be logical that the company hates its end customers.

To think of how much better of a position the company would be if it didn't spend money on bribery (clergy, public officials), to oppose workers (all the labor relations expenses above and beyond what usually is spent), and/or their use of the Third World to kill prosperous companies.

/If your response begins with a variant of "who are you to...", don't bother
//Those stockholders made a Faustian deal - and thus are open to criticism.
 
2012-10-31 01:38:34 PM  

TIKIMAN87: I love how on Walmart commercials it's all white middle class shoppers and cashiers.

Then you walk into the store and you wish you have a knife on you to protect yourself


Your first mistake was shopping at that store in the first place. Perhaps you should find somewhere less Southern.
 
2012-10-31 01:55:53 PM  
New WallyWorld carts....

i.imgur.com


/still better than people who crapped their pants walking about oblivious of the smell and stain....
 
2012-10-31 02:05:57 PM  

TIKIMAN87: I love how on Walmart commercials it's all white middle class shoppers and cashiers.

Then you walk into the store and you wish you have a knife on you to protect yourself from all the Obama supporters...


i133.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 02:12:53 PM  
The WM my wife and I shop in is more trailer park than ghetto.

Same church, different pew.
 
2012-10-31 02:22:18 PM  

Hebjamn: The WM my wife and I shop in is more trailer park than ghetto.

Same church, different pew.


Say hi to Ricky for me.
 
2012-10-31 02:43:04 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: TIKIMAN87: I love how on Walmart commercials it's all white middle class shoppers and cashiers.

Then you walk into the store and you wish you have a knife on you to protect yourself from all the Obama supporters...

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That's not the local layout for Wal-Mart around here.
 
2012-10-31 02:50:17 PM  
That's why I like Giant Tiger, 'cause you don't have to get dressed up like you're going to Walmart.
 
2012-10-31 03:56:30 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Hebjamn: The WM my wife and I shop in is more trailer park than ghetto.

Same church, different pew.

Say hi to Ricky for me.


I will as soon as I get away from J Roc trying to sell me his home made prono "From Russia with The Love Bone". Know what I'm sayin' ?
 
2012-10-31 03:58:59 PM  
Court rules that although Walmart employees are allowed to be ignorant, unhelpful, rude and generally ghetto, any stabbing of customers has to happen off the clock

The additional power of assaulting the customers is reserved for civil servants.
 
2012-10-31 11:45:17 PM  

stpauler: CSB: I was standing in the check-out lane picking up a couple things at a Wal-Mart while the cashier was ringing up the person's cart in front of me. He was halfway through scanning when a person came up behind the cashier, punched him in the back of the head. The cashier hit the conveyor belt where he was punched again and then the assaulter did a quick walk out the door. The cashier then grabbed the next thing on the belt and kept rining up the customer like that sort of thing happens every day.


Still better than how the boss treats them.
 
2012-11-03 05:13:18 PM  

Ed Willy: stpauler: CSB: I was standing in the check-out lane picking up a couple things at a Wal-Mart while the cashier was ringing up the person's cart in front of me. He was halfway through scanning when a person came up behind the cashier, punched him in the back of the head. The cashier hit the conveyor belt where he was punched again and then the assaulter did a quick walk out the door. The cashier then grabbed the next thing on the belt and kept rining up the customer like that sort of thing happens every day.

Still better than how the boss treats them.


Still better than how the labor relations team will treat them when they hear of a union organizing at their store.
 
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