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(CNN)   CNNSI's Turkey of the Year Awards. Where is Bud Selig?   ( divider line
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2001-11-21 12:02:12 AM  
2001-11-21 12:14:02 AM  
No disrespect to whoever wrote the headline, but Selig is in there....
2001-11-21 12:26:09 AM  
I am soooooo happy that Dan Duquette made that list.
2001-11-21 01:07:58 AM  
I would add the running back from UCLA, DeShaun Foster.
2001-11-21 01:15:15 AM  
213lbs of weed.
213lbs of weed!!!
Holy shiat what the fark does somebody do with 213lbs of weed? You can't smoke it, thats for sure. I mean hell lets say that he was a complete pot fiend and was smoking somewhere along the lines of a quarter ounce of the stuff a week. The shiat would last him for 13,632 weeks! That is 262 years for those of you without a calculator. Who the hell needs that much marijuana?
2001-11-21 01:24:18 AM  
Squinth - hopefully he won't have a chance to make it next year

Code_A - he has to share it with the rest of the Cowgirls
2001-11-21 02:19:32 AM  
Do people who have been submitting these even read the articles?

Selig is listed.
2001-11-21 04:23:48 AM  
They left the most obvious one off! Michael Jordan! Granted, he's the best to ever play the game, but Mike, there's no "I" in TEAM! The Wizards sucked before, and they still suck with you there. Face it, your time is up. RETIRE! (again, and again) Hell, you can always fall back on Golf or Baseball...
2001-11-21 06:32:17 AM  
If we can't drive around with 213 pounds of weed, then the terrorists have already won.

(I just HAD to do one hehe)
2001-11-21 08:00:42 AM  
Nonono, if Nate did smoke those 213 pounds of weed he'd be on next week's "Tofurkey of the year"
2001-11-21 08:16:31 AM  
The whole farkin city of New Orleans is dry now thanks to clueless Nate. I know about 3 people who always have some shiat to sell, but now people are scrapping resin. All the clocks in New ORleans now read 4:19 , anybody got a minute?
2001-11-21 08:16:59 AM  
Did that clown really get that that much time for impersonating tiger woods or were they joking?
2001-11-21 08:32:23 AM  
Code_Archeologist: Sure, you can smoke that much, it just takes throwing some really impressive parties. Going through a quarter in a week was considered conservation by me and my friends when i was back in college, so you'd be surprised how fast 213 pounds might go. :)

Of course, for the real answer to "what do you do with 213 pounds of marijuana?", check what he was arrested for...intent to distribute...

Definitely the winner. :)

Btw, the photographer who took this picture of Rasheed Wallace deserves a medal of some sort. Definitely top-notch!

[image from too old to be available]
2001-11-21 09:09:35 AM  
a real pot head would smoke way more than a quarter a week try at least a quarter a day
2001-11-21 09:52:14 AM  
Depends on the quality of the dank. 1/4 isn't much, you could smoke that in one big ass blunt if schwag or if KB it would take two days for one person.

mmm brownies ...
2001-11-21 10:03:02 AM  
Coondog: It wasn't just impersonating him. It was identity theft. He racked up something like $100k in debts using Tiger's name.
2001-11-21 10:44:17 AM  
Selig schmelig! Baseball expansion was the worst idea; it ruined baseball. They need to do something. I say keep the Twins and bag Montreal and Florida.
2001-11-21 01:31:56 PM  
I know this does not make me cool but I could smoke a quarter a day easy. I would roll big joints.
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