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(The Hill)   Prime Minister of Bizarro World Benjamin Netanyahu says that an Israeli strike on Iran would calm the Arab world   (thehill.com) divider line 113
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2012-10-31 08:27:40 AM
The Arab world? Maybe. Since it is my understanding that the Arabs hate the Persians. The Middle East? Eeeh, not so much.
 
2012-10-31 09:27:04 AM
A strike of what? Kittens? Prozac? Tribbles?
 
2012-10-31 09:49:14 AM
**nothelping.jpg**
 
2012-10-31 09:51:19 AM
Iranians are not Arabs.

Moreover, Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.
 
2012-10-31 09:53:02 AM
Only if they can wipeout the entire theocracy over there.

Leave the students, they're cool.
 
2012-10-31 09:53:03 AM
Fausts Fist

Pantubo: Iranians are not Arabs.

Moreover, Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.


You know who I slowly come to suspect of not having any love for both?
 
2012-10-31 09:53:08 AM
DIAF, Bibi. And take your party with you.
 
2012-10-31 09:53:17 AM
Anti-zionism devolves into anti-semitism in 3...2....1.........

GO!
 
2012-10-31 09:53:43 AM
Calm them in the "ok guys, let's stop yelling and seriously just exterminate Israel" sense?

Who knows, the "this is an outrage" crowd is irrational so trying to predict their behavior is impossible.
 
2012-10-31 09:54:03 AM
Not sure he's thought his plan all the way through.
 
2012-10-31 09:54:44 AM
Once those Arabs see what nukes do up close and personal, they'll be calm, all right.
 
2012-10-31 09:54:47 AM

Pantubo: Iranians are not Arabs.

Moreover, Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.


Shhhhhh, you are disturbing subbys imaginary world where jews are the root of all evil.
 
2012-10-31 09:55:44 AM
Mebbe.

Depends on who hates whom the most.

Doesn't mean it is moral or wise. Saturation bombing with strategic nukes would also calm the world. And to be fair to everybody, I've always thought that abortion should be mandatory and universal. It would be a great world-calmer, to say the least. It has to be universal, or otherwise, to quote Kryten in "Tikka to Ride", one of my favourite Red Dwarf episodes, "you're just picking on the chickens".
 
2012-10-31 09:56:06 AM

danielscissorhands: Anti-zionism devolves into anti-semitism in 3...2....1.........

GO!


Well yeah, if people start talking shiat on the Arabs then we've got multiple semetic groups being insulted. Granted a significant proportion of Israeli Jews aren't actually ethnically semitic, so I think we should all settle on a more specific word.
 
2012-10-31 09:56:11 AM
Everyone's waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Iran doesn't exactly project stability. Who really wants them to have nukes?
 
2012-10-31 09:56:47 AM

Joe Blowme: Pantubo: Iranians are not Arabs.

Moreover, Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.

Shhhhhh, you are disturbing subbys imaginary world where jews are the root of all evil.


Wait, isn't it love of Jews that is the root of all evil? I think that's what the bibble says.
 
2012-10-31 09:56:49 AM

Joe Blowme: Pantubo: Iranians are not Arabs.

Moreover, Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.

Shhhhhh, you are disturbing subbys imaginary world where jews are the root of all evil.


Jews aren't, but racist nationalist pro-war farktards like Netanyahu certainly are.
 
2012-10-31 09:57:33 AM
Well it would certainly calm the parts directly underneath the bombs when they fall.
 
2012-10-31 09:58:48 AM
They don't even deserve a 2x4 with a nail in it, let alone a farking bomb.
 
2012-10-31 09:59:15 AM

PonceAlyosha: Jews aren't, but racist nationalist pro-war farktards like Netanyahu certainly are.


Obviously, to a certain group of people, the only True Jews are racist nationalist pro-war farktards. The rest are all JINOs.
 
2012-10-31 09:59:54 AM
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2012-10-31 10:00:23 AM

theorellior: PonceAlyosha: Jews aren't, but racist nationalist pro-war farktards like Netanyahu certainly are.

Obviously, to a certain group of people, the only True Jews are racist nationalist pro-war farktards. The rest are all JINOs.


Jinos has some of the best hoagines in Philly.
 
2012-10-31 10:00:48 AM
If by stabilize he means galvanize the people in solidarity with their governments instead of revolting against them, then maybe.
 
2012-10-31 10:00:51 AM

PonceAlyosha: Joe Blowme: Pantubo: Iranians are not Arabs.

Moreover, Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.

Shhhhhh, you are disturbing subbys imaginary world where jews are the root of all evil.

Jews aren't, but racist nationalist pro-war farktards like Netanyahu certainly are.


HAHAHAHA right, its not the death cult of islam or anything.
 
2012-10-31 10:04:50 AM

Joe Blowme: PonceAlyosha: Joe Blowme: Pantubo: Iranians are not Arabs.

Moreover, Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.

Shhhhhh, you are disturbing subbys imaginary world where jews are the root of all evil.

Jews aren't, but racist nationalist pro-war farktards like Netanyahu certainly are.

HAHAHAHA right, its not the death cult of islam or anything.


The "death cult" of Islam has only existed since the fall of the Ottoman empire. Not nearly long enough to be the cause of all the world's problems. Racist nationalist pro-war farktards, however, have always existed, except before nation states when they were tribalists.
 
2012-10-31 10:05:30 AM

PonceAlyosha: The "death cult" of Islam has only existed since the fall of the Ottoman empire.


Clarification: meaning the popularization of Wahhabism, and even that's mostly in the latter half of this century.
 
2012-10-31 10:05:53 AM
Hey, let's not let this thread turn into another shiatstorm.
I know we can have a good discussion on this topic.

Netanyahu talks bomb talk. Ahmedinejad talks crazy talk.
Lucky us, in the middle.
 
2012-10-31 10:06:05 AM
and they will welcome you as liberators.
 
2012-10-31 10:08:26 AM
Bibi is suffering dementia.
 
2012-10-31 10:09:44 AM

Porous Horace: Netanyahu talks bomb talk. Ahmedinejad talks crazy talk.
Lucky us, in the middle.


Yeah, if they flew around the entire plane in the exact opposite farking direction.
 
2012-10-31 10:10:22 AM

PonceAlyosha: PonceAlyosha: The "death cult" of Islam has only existed since the fall of the Ottoman empire.

Clarification: meaning the popularization of Wahhabism, and even that's mostly in the latter half of this century.


The barbary pirates would like a word...

"...Jefferson later wrote that the Tripoli ambassador told him, "It was written in their Koran that all nations which had not acknowledged the Prophet were sinners, whom it was the right and duty of the faithful to plunder and enslave; and that every mussulman (Muslim) who was slain in this warfare was sure to go to Paradise."
 
2012-10-31 10:10:46 AM
Then let the damn Arabs do the bombing, Nutty Yahoo!
 
2012-10-31 10:11:04 AM

danielscissorhands: Anti-zionism devolves into anti-semitism in 3...2....1.........

GO!


Arabs are a Semitic people. Is it OK to hate them? I'm a bit bored hating the Jews anymore.
 
2012-10-31 10:12:25 AM

Joe Blowme: The barbary pirates would like a word...


The Barbars did us a goddamn favor by forcing us to build a navy. I don't see how they're remotely a root of "what's wrong with the world," unless you're against eventual American military supremacy.
 
2012-10-31 10:13:36 AM

Joe Blowme: HAHAHAHA right, its not the death cult of islam or anything.


You're right, the best solution for Islam, perhaps the final solution, is to round those subhumans into camps and exterminate them systematically. Bonus: free dental gold!
 
2012-10-31 10:14:30 AM
Is it coincidence that the site is plastered for ads depicting what I assume is Raytheon's next generation missile? Also, why does raytheon advertise to civilians?
 
2012-10-31 10:15:49 AM
The quotes from Neta kinda gave me the assumption that he needs to take a shiat

/or maybe that he's full of it
//still kinda in disbelief over how people take this clown seriously after the cartoon bomb graph incident
 
2012-10-31 10:16:02 AM

Joe Blowme: "...Jefferson later wrote that the Tripoli ambassador told him, "It was written in their Koran that all nations which had not acknowledged the Prophet were sinners, whom it was the right and duty of the faithful to plunder and enslave; and that every mussulman (Muslim) who was slain in this warfare was sure to go to Paradise."


"Next we headed for the land of Bashan, where King Og and his army attacked us at Edrei. But the LORD told me, 'Do not be afraid of him, for I have given you victory over Og and his army, giving you his entire land. Treat him just as you treated King Sihon of the Amorites, who ruled in Heshbon.' So the LORD our God handed King Og and all his people over to us, and we killed them all. We conquered all sixty of his towns, the entire Argob region in his kingdom of Bashan. These were all fortified cities with high walls and barred gates. We also took many unwalled villages at the same time. We completely destroyed the kingdom of Bashan, just as we had destroyed King Sihon of Heshbon. We destroyed all the people in every town we conquered - men, women, and children alike. But we kept all the livestock for ourselves and took plunder from all the towns." (Deuteronomy 3:1-7 NLT)

Sounds like another Semitic Death-Cult to me!
 
2012-10-31 10:18:04 AM

theorellior: Joe Blowme: HAHAHAHA right, its not the death cult of islam or anything.

You're right, the best solution for Islam, perhaps the final solution, is to round those subhumans into camps and exterminate them systematically. Bonus: free dental gold!


Nice try, but that is not what i said.
 
2012-10-31 10:20:32 AM

ZER0T0THEC0RE: Is it coincidence that the site is plastered for ads depicting what I assume is Raytheon's next generation missile? Also, why does raytheon advertise to civilians?


Sometimes wars need a personal touch.
 
2012-10-31 10:20:39 AM

theorellior: Joe Blowme: "...Jefferson later wrote that the Tripoli ambassador told him, "It was written in their Koran that all nations which had not acknowledged the Prophet were sinners, whom it was the right and duty of the faithful to plunder and enslave; and that every mussulman (Muslim) who was slain in this warfare was sure to go to Paradise."

"Next we headed for the land of Bashan, where King Og and his army attacked us at Edrei. But the LORD told me, 'Do not be afraid of him, for I have given you victory over Og and his army, giving you his entire land. Treat him just as you treated King Sihon of the Amorites, who ruled in Heshbon.' So the LORD our God handed King Og and all his people over to us, and we killed them all. We conquered all sixty of his towns, the entire Argob region in his kingdom of Bashan. These were all fortified cities with high walls and barred gates. We also took many unwalled villages at the same time. We completely destroyed the kingdom of Bashan, just as we had destroyed King Sihon of Heshbon. We destroyed all the people in every town we conquered - men, women, and children alike. But we kept all the livestock for ourselves and took plunder from all the towns." (Deuteronomy 3:1-7 NLT)

Sounds like another Semitic Death-Cult to me!


So i am sure you have citation of people quoting Deuteronomy as justification in killing non believers? Or even believers who happen to be women trying to get educated? Right? Trying to justify retardation by pointing at other retardation is just... well... retarded.


/you make a good dhimmi
 
2012-10-31 10:21:20 AM

Cythraul: The Arab world? Maybe. Since it is my understanding that the Arabs hate the Persians. The Middle East? Eeeh, not so much.


Kind of a generic and misleading statement given the alliance between Syria and Iran. And the unspoken alliance between Iraq and Iran now.

Plus if there's one way to have Arabs seriously consider lining up with Iran...it is to have Iran attacked by Israel.

Bibi: Uniting the Muslim World.
 
2012-10-31 10:26:10 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Bibi is suffering dementia.


More likely it's Romnesia. Just trying to help out his buddy Mittens with a little well-timed sabre rattling.
 
2012-10-31 10:27:08 AM

Joe Blowme: /you make a good dhimmi


LOL. We got a live one here, boys!
 
2012-10-31 10:30:50 AM

Joe Blowme: So i am sure you have citation of people quoting Deuteronomy as justification in killing non believers? Or even believers who happen to be women trying to get educated?


Why don't you go look up some writings of Rushdoony or any of the other Dominionists out there and come back to me on that.
 
2012-10-31 10:32:39 AM

Cythraul: it is my understanding that the Arabs hate the Persians


Pantubo: Arabs have no love whatsoever for Iranians.


In this thread I learned that it's OK to make sweeping generalizations about entire ethnic groups (provided it's not the Jews).

Statements like these are about as useful as "the Europeans hate the Africans" or "North Americans have no love for Latin Americans". (Pop quiz: which regional country is the biggest supporter of the Arab country Syria?). Apart from anything else, there are dimensions of religion that cut across ethnicity, and even countries that are primarily of one branch often have large minorities of the other. And even the popular categorizations into Shia and Sunni ignore the fact that each has numerous schools within it -- it's about as insightful as saying that northern Europe is Protestant and southern Europe is Catholic.

Bottom line: joining the minority of Americans who have figured out that Iranians are not Arabs is a first step, but it's not a "position" on mid-east politics.

/You know who else made sweeping generalizations about entire ethnic groups?
 
2012-10-31 10:34:00 AM

PonceAlyosha: The Barbars did us a goddamn favor by forcing us to build a navy. I don't see how they're remotely a root of "what's wrong with the world," unless you're against eventual American military supremacy.


And the rise of Nazi and communist aggression led to the creation of the United Nations. So "go Nazis"?
 
2012-10-31 10:34:25 AM

theorellior: Joe Blowme: So i am sure you have citation of people quoting Deuteronomy as justification in killing non believers? Or even believers who happen to be women trying to get educated?

Why don't you go look up some writings of Rushdoony or any of the other Dominionists out there and come back to me on that.


So you have none, got it.
 
2012-10-31 10:36:53 AM
It probably would calm them down to get the whole war thing out of their system, going by past precedent.
Problem is they will also turn to more asymmetrical tactics in the long run. Since it will be proven that they can't win wars.

You'd prevent a nuclear Iran, but increase the chances of Iranians giving a chemical shell to some insane zealot.
 
2012-10-31 10:42:09 AM
just by show of hands: how many of us remember the last time Israel bombed an Iranian nuclear research site?
 
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