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(The Sun)   While cleaning her tongue, teen accidentally swallows toothbrush and can't cough it back up as she has no gag reflex. NO.GAG.REFLEX   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 50
    More: Scary, Georgie Smith, East Sussex  
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2012-10-31 06:07:13 AM
12 votes:
With british cuisine in mind I thought that all limeys have had the gag reflex bred out of them.
2012-10-31 07:21:32 AM
8 votes:

Baryogenesis: Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.

Bulimia is nothing to joke about.


If I see another post on bullimia I'm going to throw up.
2012-10-31 11:36:57 AM
5 votes:

DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments


She might have a gag reflex, it could just be you.
2012-10-31 08:15:44 AM
5 votes:
i46.tinypic.com

Bring her to the states. She could be our new team 'mascot'.
2012-10-31 07:21:57 AM
4 votes:
she was rushed to hospital where docs told her nature would take care of things

Cute 19-year-old with no gag reflex and a clean bum. Nice.
2012-10-31 06:05:03 AM
4 votes:
My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.
2012-10-31 11:31:39 AM
3 votes:
i90.photobucket.com
2012-10-31 06:48:54 AM
3 votes:
I think my wife got in line twice and got hers.

/Sad sausage
2012-10-31 06:40:38 AM
3 votes:
what no gag reflex might look like:

t3.gstatic.com
2012-10-31 06:12:41 AM
3 votes:
www.troll.me
2012-10-31 06:10:01 AM
3 votes:
I along with 160 other employees at a morning meeting prior to black friday at best buy are all grabbing ours seats when a new female cashier proclaims "I have no gag reflex" at the same time everyone in the store gets really quiet. She wasn't even embarrassed... when you got her drunk she'd tell you all about her technique.

/Never show you though
//Sad Panda
2012-10-31 06:06:44 AM
3 votes:
There seem to be a lot of these stories.

Is "girl accidentally swallows x" like "man accidentally sits on lightbulb" or "accidentally gets penis stuck in vacuum cleaner"?
2012-10-31 05:59:45 AM
3 votes:
Keeper.
2012-10-31 02:10:44 AM
3 votes:
www.geek.com
2012-10-31 01:12:35 AM
3 votes:
"Nobody knows where it is as X-rays don't show plastic. It could be dissolving in my intestines or may already have passed through!"

Oh, I think you'd know that.
2012-10-31 09:40:58 AM
2 votes:

TheChaosPath: jamming the spinning toothbrush head into her palate


There was a documentary in 70's about a woman who had a bundle of nerves in her throat, maybe your friend has the same issue
2012-10-31 09:27:59 AM
2 votes:
Somewhat related, a (very attractive, but that doesn't really matter at the moment) friend of mine was brushing her teeth with an electric toothbrush (one of the fancy ones) when she bent over to pet/play with her pit bull. The pit bull got excited and jumped and hit the end of the toothbrush with its giant head - jamming the spinning toothbrush head into her palate, sticking there. That was a fun reason to go to the ER at 6am.

/CSB
//She's the most accident person I know
///Did I mention she's hot too?
////slashies
2012-10-31 09:26:26 AM
2 votes:

doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.


That's Sashsa Grey. She may well have the whole tree in there.
2012-10-31 08:49:48 AM
2 votes:
She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

/oblig
2012-10-31 07:21:08 AM
2 votes:
images.celebritymoviearchive.com

The Kielbasa Queen might have some competition..
2012-10-31 06:22:06 AM
2 votes:
Her story is hard to swallow.
2012-10-31 06:12:09 AM
2 votes:
StashMonster
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.

wouldn't happen in my family. everyone else but me uses tall and narrow neck glasses and cups. they don't raise and tilt the cup but only stick their nose down the cup and suck through their lips. they sound like pigs in a trough or a wet vacuum. people, please lift the cup and then tilt it and your head allowing the liquid to gently flow into your mouth. its funny how you can travel halfway around the world as a 8 year old to visit the old folks on both sides of the family and discover drink sucking is somehow ingrained into the family behavior. i hate thanksgiving.
2012-10-31 05:09:44 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


One word: whipped.

Seriously, if she won't, why do you? She filthy rich or something?
2012-10-31 02:03:41 PM
1 votes:
*scans headline*

mlblogstincaps.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-31 01:37:19 PM
1 votes:

germ78: Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.

She's gonna be *real* popular in High School.

/jus' sayin


And here on fark...
2012-10-31 01:20:41 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "That toothbrush had better pass, ORAL B really pissed."
2012-10-31 12:50:50 PM
1 votes:

DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments


Actually she does, if you hit a spot back far enough.
2012-10-31 11:42:00 AM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments

She might have a gag reflex, it could just be you.


th53.photobucket.com
2012-10-31 10:53:28 AM
1 votes:

Gaseous Anomaly:
The author followed up with refinements: turns out orgasms, or anything that stimulates the vagus nerve as much as one, also works.

/srsly


Truth. I lose mine when I cum. It was quite a revelation the first time. Pretty much guarantees the guy will remember to do their share when you're giving a bj if you tell him. 

/my sinuses clear up too
2012-10-31 09:47:10 AM
1 votes:
No gag reflex and dick suckin' lips.


I'm sold.
2012-10-31 08:25:29 AM
1 votes:

Full Blown Jimbo: Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

She was amazing. Utterly amazing.

I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.


Airplane? I guess they did well with their website then? lol
2012-10-31 08:02:29 AM
1 votes:

Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]


She was amazing. Utterly amazing.
2012-10-31 07:59:44 AM
1 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2012-10-31 07:51:03 AM
1 votes:
Crapping out a toothbrush? Intestines have way too many bends for that. They'd need to go in and get it, probably just a scope down her throat though.
2012-10-31 07:45:50 AM
1 votes:
Everybody has some useful skill.
2012-10-31 07:44:38 AM
1 votes:
'Ellow, 'ellow- What's all this then?
2012-10-31 07:30:50 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush


iat was actually invented in China in 1498.

blogs.davenportlibrary.com
2012-10-31 07:24:54 AM
1 votes:

doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.


Clearly someone has never heard of Sasha Grey.
2012-10-31 07:23:48 AM
1 votes:
How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush
2012-10-31 07:22:36 AM
1 votes:
These Sun stories really cause my nerves to bristle.
I call BS on accidently swallowing it. Who shoves a toothbrush so far into their mouth they can no longer grip it?
I call BS on not showing up on Xray. It would be light, but you'd still see it.
I call BS on the doctor saying 'let it pass'. There is no way something like that would make it through your system.

At least Weekly Word News had entertaining stories. Not like this drivel.
2012-10-31 06:52:31 AM
1 votes:
She must be very popular.
2012-10-31 06:46:37 AM
1 votes:

CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:


Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.
2012-10-31 06:39:05 AM
1 votes:
Subby didn't say, "Smoking Hot" and this time it almost applies.
2012-10-31 06:25:22 AM
1 votes:
Well any social media sites she is on, she will now be VERY popular.
2012-10-31 06:15:09 AM
1 votes:
She's cute. I'll let her deep throat me.
2012-10-31 06:14:18 AM
1 votes:
how YOU doin?
2012-10-31 06:10:03 AM
1 votes:
How does this happen? HOW does a person accidentally swallow a toothbrush while cleaning their teeth? What the hell kind of dental hygiene technique were they taught? I'm a very thorough brusher, scrubbing both sides of my teeth, my tongue, the roof of my mouth, and my gums - and I've never, ever, come close to swallowing my toothbrush.

And it's not even an isolated incident!
2012-10-31 06:06:11 AM
1 votes:

Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.


Bulimia is nothing to joke about.
2012-10-31 05:56:54 AM
1 votes:
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.
2012-10-31 03:31:09 AM
1 votes:
I call bullsh*t.
 
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