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(The Sun)   While cleaning her tongue, teen accidentally swallows toothbrush and can't cough it back up as she has no gag reflex. NO.GAG.REFLEX   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 127
    More: Scary, Georgie Smith, East Sussex  
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2012-10-31 03:31:43 PM

freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.


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2012-10-31 03:41:23 PM

Unimpressed Man: freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.

itsatrap.jpg


No, he values her efforts and should show her that despite this difficulty, he's committed to finding a way to make sure she can remain a part of the team.
 
2012-10-31 03:42:10 PM
Unless it was 1 of those travel sized brushes, it takes an effort to eat a toothbrush.
 
2012-10-31 03:54:26 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


So my wife is actually your gf? Well this is awkward.
 
2012-10-31 05:09:44 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


One word: whipped.

Seriously, if she won't, why do you? She filthy rich or something?
 
2012-10-31 05:14:06 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth.

I don't understand the appeal of this. It's not a fist that I want a woman to have in her mouth, and as much as I like to think I'm well endowed, that's a little larger than required, strictly speaking.


I guess it's an indication that if she can handle that, she can handle you easily.
 
2012-10-31 05:41:28 PM

abfalter: TheChaosPath: Somewhat related, a (very attractive, but that doesn't really matter at the moment) friend of mine was brushing her teeth with an electric toothbrush (one of the fancy ones) when she bent over to pet/play with her pit bull. The pit bull got excited and jumped and hit the end of the toothbrush with its giant head - jamming the spinning toothbrush head into her palate, sticking there. That was a fun reason to go to the ER at 6am.

/CSB
//She's the most accident person I know
///Did I mention she's hot too?
////slashies

My ultra-condensed ER CSB: I went to the ER for hiccups once. (They had been going on for hours and hours and on-call doc told me to go in. Got a shot of Thorzaine, a severe muscle relaxant. Stopped hiccups but I could barely walk).

My thread-relevant CSB: Wife has no gag reflex. It is all you ever dreamed it would be. Quite aptly demonstrated when she woke me up for some "morning head" this morning.


thanks for sharing that

*eyeroll*
 
2012-10-31 05:43:07 PM

Ninja Otter: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

One word: whipped.

Seriously, if she won't, why do you? She filthy rich or something?


whipped probably doesn't even begin to cover him.
 
2012-10-31 06:01:32 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


Just out of curiosity, how long have you been a sub slave?
 
2012-10-31 06:01:48 PM

Haoie: Unless it was 1 of those travel sized brushes, it takes an effort to eat a toothbrush.


especially one of these Radius ones (remember these)
they were all back the rage in 1985
www.doobybrain.com
 
2012-10-31 06:25:23 PM
What is this all about?
 
2012-10-31 06:27:40 PM
Ah, another mail article. Is it so difficult to not slide toothbrushes down your throat?
 
2012-10-31 06:30:34 PM
That is an impressive skill in action. I dated two girls who could take the whole Johnson down to the boys. That takes practice you don't want to think about. They said it wasn't an acquired skill in that way, just happened. Who knows, but they should get a medal of freedom or something because that is a beautiful thing.
 
2012-10-31 07:37:09 PM

ThrowYourHatredDown: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

Seriously?


Do I look like a guy who would joke about this?
?

freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.


She would hit me upside the head for even thinking something like that.
 
2012-10-31 07:45:22 PM

SnyderCat: Ninja Otter: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

One word: whipped.

Seriously, if she won't, why do you? She filthy rich or something?

whipped probably doesn't even begin to cover him.


I wear the pants in my house, thank you very much!

/she lays them out for me every evening
 
2012-10-31 07:48:09 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: ThrowYourHatredDown: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

Seriously?

Do I look like a guy who would joke about this?
?freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.

She would hit me upside the head for even thinking something like that.


"Pussy-whipped" doesn't begin to cover that... next, you'll be telling us that you're tired of filming cuckold videos because you have to clean the damned house afterwards.
 
2012-10-31 07:54:31 PM

FormlessOne: Mid_mo_mad_man: ThrowYourHatredDown: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

Seriously?

Do I look like a guy who would joke about this?
?freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.

She would hit me upside the head for even thinking something like that.

"Pussy-whipped" doesn't begin to cover that... next, you'll be telling us that you're tired of filming cuckold videos because you have to clean the damned house afterwards.


Actually the only house work I do is the cooking. She's not a good cook
 
2012-10-31 08:00:21 PM
tonsilectomy will do that, I had mine in 1998.
 
2012-10-31 08:34:03 PM

BarefootInTheFark: Full Blown Jimbo:

Came for Heather, leaving satisfied.


She looks familiar. (From teh intartubez, not from RL, unfortunately.) Who is that?
 
2012-10-31 08:38:26 PM

abfalter: My thread-relevant CSB: Wife has no gag reflex. It is all you ever dreamed it would be.


Likewise with Mrs. Buck. Keeper+.
 
2012-10-31 08:47:34 PM
Bullshiat. She was sticking her toothbrush down her throat to elicit bulimia-vomiting. She has no gag reflex due to extensive practice. If she was fatter I might believe her story.
 
2012-11-01 12:04:09 AM
Lynsey Bartilson?

images.tvrage.com
 
2012-11-01 12:35:57 AM
www.jokerjack.com

Admit it. You read the headline in my voice.
 
2012-11-01 09:23:29 AM
In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me
 
2012-11-01 01:17:00 PM

Leeds: In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me


I don't understand. You'd think a chick with control over her gag reflex would be GOOD at it..?
 
2012-11-01 01:46:52 PM

AbortionsForAll: Leeds: In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me

I don't understand. You'd think a chick with control over her gag reflex would be GOOD at it..?


AbortionsForAll: Leeds: In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me

I don't understand. You'd think a chick with control over her gag reflex would be GOOD at it..?


It's not control that they have, it's a hair-trigger.
 
2012-11-01 01:52:56 PM

RatMaster999: [www.jokerjack.com image 345x327]

Admit it. You read the headline in my voice.


Nope, no idea what that's from.
 
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