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(The Sun)   While cleaning her tongue, teen accidentally swallows toothbrush and can't cough it back up as she has no gag reflex. NO.GAG.REFLEX   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-10-31 01:12:35 AM  
"Nobody knows where it is as X-rays don't show plastic. It could be dissolving in my intestines or may already have passed through!"

Oh, I think you'd know that.
 
2012-10-31 02:10:44 AM  
www.geek.com
 
2012-10-31 03:31:09 AM  
I call bullsh*t.
 
2012-10-31 05:56:54 AM  
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.
 
2012-10-31 05:59:45 AM  
Keeper.
 
2012-10-31 06:05:03 AM  
My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.
 
2012-10-31 06:06:11 AM  

Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.


Bulimia is nothing to joke about.
 
2012-10-31 06:06:44 AM  
There seem to be a lot of these stories.

Is "girl accidentally swallows x" like "man accidentally sits on lightbulb" or "accidentally gets penis stuck in vacuum cleaner"?
 
2012-10-31 06:07:13 AM  
With british cuisine in mind I thought that all limeys have had the gag reflex bred out of them.
 
2012-10-31 06:10:01 AM  
I along with 160 other employees at a morning meeting prior to black friday at best buy are all grabbing ours seats when a new female cashier proclaims "I have no gag reflex" at the same time everyone in the store gets really quiet. She wasn't even embarrassed... when you got her drunk she'd tell you all about her technique.

/Never show you though
//Sad Panda
 
2012-10-31 06:10:03 AM  
How does this happen? HOW does a person accidentally swallow a toothbrush while cleaning their teeth? What the hell kind of dental hygiene technique were they taught? I'm a very thorough brusher, scrubbing both sides of my teeth, my tongue, the roof of my mouth, and my gums - and I've never, ever, come close to swallowing my toothbrush.

And it's not even an isolated incident!
 
2012-10-31 06:12:00 AM  
"No gag reflex" well her boyfriend will appreciate that
 
2012-10-31 06:12:09 AM  
StashMonster
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.

wouldn't happen in my family. everyone else but me uses tall and narrow neck glasses and cups. they don't raise and tilt the cup but only stick their nose down the cup and suck through their lips. they sound like pigs in a trough or a wet vacuum. people, please lift the cup and then tilt it and your head allowing the liquid to gently flow into your mouth. its funny how you can travel halfway around the world as a 8 year old to visit the old folks on both sides of the family and discover drink sucking is somehow ingrained into the family behavior. i hate thanksgiving.
 
2012-10-31 06:12:41 AM  
www.troll.me
 
2012-10-31 06:14:18 AM  
how YOU doin?
 
2012-10-31 06:15:09 AM  
She's cute. I'll let her deep throat me.
 
2012-10-31 06:16:04 AM  

starlost: StashMonster
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.

wouldn't happen in my family. everyone else but me uses tall and narrow neck glasses and cups. they don't raise and tilt the cup but only stick their nose down the cup and suck through their lips. they sound like pigs in a trough or a wet vacuum. people, please lift the cup and then tilt it and your head allowing the liquid to gently flow into your mouth. its funny how you can travel halfway around the world as a 8 year old to visit the old folks on both sides of the family and discover drink sucking is somehow ingrained into the family behavior. i hate thanksgiving.


I have family who drink-suck.

It took me awhile to figure out what the hell they were doing. When I figured it out, I was blown away. o_O
 
2012-10-31 06:22:06 AM  
Her story is hard to swallow.
 
2012-10-31 06:25:22 AM  
Well any social media sites she is on, she will now be VERY popular.
 
2012-10-31 06:33:54 AM  
An Xray might not show where it is but wouldn't an MRI?
 
2012-10-31 06:39:05 AM  
Subby didn't say, "Smoking Hot" and this time it almost applies.
 
2012-10-31 06:40:38 AM  
what no gag reflex might look like:

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-31 06:46:37 AM  

CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:


Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.
 
2012-10-31 06:48:54 AM  
I think my wife got in line twice and got hers.

/Sad sausage
 
2012-10-31 06:52:31 AM  
She must be very popular.
 
2012-10-31 07:21:08 AM  
images.celebritymoviearchive.com

The Kielbasa Queen might have some competition..
 
2012-10-31 07:21:32 AM  

Baryogenesis: Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.

Bulimia is nothing to joke about.


If I see another post on bullimia I'm going to throw up.
 
2012-10-31 07:21:57 AM  
she was rushed to hospital where docs told her nature would take care of things

Cute 19-year-old with no gag reflex and a clean bum. Nice.
 
2012-10-31 07:22:36 AM  
These Sun stories really cause my nerves to bristle.
I call BS on accidently swallowing it. Who shoves a toothbrush so far into their mouth they can no longer grip it?
I call BS on not showing up on Xray. It would be light, but you'd still see it.
I call BS on the doctor saying 'let it pass'. There is no way something like that would make it through your system.

At least Weekly Word News had entertaining stories. Not like this drivel.
 
2012-10-31 07:23:48 AM  
How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush
 
2012-10-31 07:24:54 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.


Clearly someone has never heard of Sasha Grey.
 
2012-10-31 07:30:50 AM  

MythDragon: How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush


iat was actually invented in China in 1498.

blogs.davenportlibrary.com
 
2012-10-31 07:42:20 AM  

Nogale: How does this happen? HOW does a person accidentally swallow a toothbrush while cleaning their teeth? What the hell kind of dental hygiene technique were they taught? I'm a very thorough brusher, scrubbing both sides of my teeth, my tongue, the roof of my mouth, and my gums - and I've never, ever, come close to swallowing my toothbrush.

And it's not even an isolated incident!


This IS the UK.
 
2012-10-31 07:44:38 AM  
'Ellow, 'ellow- What's all this then?
 
2012-10-31 07:45:50 AM  
Everybody has some useful skill.
 
2012-10-31 07:51:03 AM  
Crapping out a toothbrush? Intestines have way too many bends for that. They'd need to go in and get it, probably just a scope down her throat though.
 
2012-10-31 07:59:44 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-31 08:02:29 AM  

Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]


She was amazing. Utterly amazing.
 
2012-10-31 08:11:53 AM  
She's gonna make someone a good Wifey someday.
 
2012-10-31 08:11:53 AM  
i51.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 08:15:44 AM  
i46.tinypic.com

Bring her to the states. She could be our new team 'mascot'.
 
2012-10-31 08:16:04 AM  

Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

She was amazing. Utterly amazing.


I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.
 
2012-10-31 08:21:38 AM  
Full Blown Jimbo:

Came for Heather, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-31 08:25:29 AM  

Full Blown Jimbo: Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

She was amazing. Utterly amazing.

I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.


Airplane? I guess they did well with their website then? lol
 
2012-10-31 08:26:16 AM  

pag1107: Crapping out a toothbrush? Intestines have way too many bends for that. They'd need to go in and get it, probably just a scope down her throat though.


Yeah I don't think she crapped it out. They will probably have to go in and remove it when she starts having problems.

She better go get a second opinion or go to a different hospital.
 
2012-10-31 08:26:48 AM  

BarefootInTheFark: Full Blown Jimbo:

Came for Heather, leaving satisfied.


I don't think i could've gotten a pic of heather here at work...
 
2012-10-31 08:29:35 AM  

Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

She was amazing. Utterly amazing.

I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.

Airplane? I guess they did well with their website then? lol


They must have, it was an Extra 300. A 300,000 dollar toy.
 
2012-10-31 08:44:17 AM  
She has old hands.
 
2012-10-31 08:49:48 AM  
She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

/oblig
 
2012-10-31 09:03:38 AM  

MythDragon: These Sun stories really cause my nerves to bristle.
I call BS on accidently swallowing it. Who shoves a toothbrush so far into their mouth they can no longer grip it?
I call BS on not showing up on Xray. It would be light, but you'd still see it.
I call BS on the doctor saying 'let it pass'. There is no way something like that would make it through your system.

At least Weekly Word News had entertaining stories. Not like this drivel.


Yeah, this story is ridiculously fake, unless for some reason she was using one of those finger toothbrushes for babies...or has an unusually incompetent doctor
 
2012-10-31 09:03:51 AM  

ChrisDe: She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

/oblig


i think in her case, those are the healthiest tonsils I've ever come across...
 
2012-10-31 09:18:54 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [images.celebritymoviearchive.com image 850x467]

The Kielbasa Queen might have some competition..


i299.photobucket.com

Amateur
 
2012-10-31 09:22:39 AM  
You Stay classy Fark. ;) worstprofessorever.com
 
2012-10-31 09:26:26 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.


That's Sashsa Grey. She may well have the whole tree in there.
 
2012-10-31 09:27:59 AM  
Somewhat related, a (very attractive, but that doesn't really matter at the moment) friend of mine was brushing her teeth with an electric toothbrush (one of the fancy ones) when she bent over to pet/play with her pit bull. The pit bull got excited and jumped and hit the end of the toothbrush with its giant head - jamming the spinning toothbrush head into her palate, sticking there. That was a fun reason to go to the ER at 6am.

/CSB
//She's the most accident person I know
///Did I mention she's hot too?
////slashies
 
2012-10-31 09:38:10 AM  

StashMonster: My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.


And people wonder why I want to be a psychiatrist when I grow up?
 
2012-10-31 09:40:58 AM  

TheChaosPath: jamming the spinning toothbrush head into her palate


There was a documentary in 70's about a woman who had a bundle of nerves in her throat, maybe your friend has the same issue
 
2012-10-31 09:42:33 AM  
Well, that's a lot of free advertising to get harassed.
 
2012-10-31 09:47:10 AM  
No gag reflex and dick suckin' lips.


I'm sold.
 
2012-10-31 09:53:52 AM  

Cosmoboy: doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.

That's Sashsa Grey. She may well have the whole tree in there.


She was hotter before the raging anal warts.
 
2012-10-31 09:57:07 AM  
Chick I used to work with when I was younger at Sonic Drive-In had no gag, she could take 3 of the foot long coney hot dogs (which are 10 inches) stacked & go down to her knuckles with them.
 
2012-10-31 09:59:55 AM  

TheChaosPath: Somewhat related, a (very attractive, but that doesn't really matter at the moment) friend of mine was brushing her teeth with an electric toothbrush (one of the fancy ones) when she bent over to pet/play with her pit bull. The pit bull got excited and jumped and hit the end of the toothbrush with its giant head - jamming the spinning toothbrush head into her palate, sticking there. That was a fun reason to go to the ER at 6am.

/CSB
//She's the most accident person I know
///Did I mention she's hot too?
////slashies


My ultra-condensed ER CSB: I went to the ER for hiccups once. (They had been going on for hours and hours and on-call doc told me to go in. Got a shot of Thorzaine, a severe muscle relaxant. Stopped hiccups but I could barely walk).

My thread-relevant CSB: Wife has no gag reflex. It is all you ever dreamed it would be. Quite aptly demonstrated when she woke me up for some "morning head" this morning.
 
2012-10-31 10:01:01 AM  

scubamage: Cosmoboy: doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.

That's Sashsa Grey. She may well have the whole tree in there.

She was hotter before the raging anal warts.


Raging Anal Warts would be a great death-metal band name...
 
2012-10-31 10:01:23 AM  

Pawn takes the King: Chick I used to work with when I was younger at Sonic Drive-In had no gag, she could take 3 of the foot long coney hot dogs (which are 10 inches) stacked & go down to her knuckles with them.


I'm gagging just thinking about that...
 
2012-10-31 10:07:22 AM  

scotto: doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.

Clearly someone has never heard of Sasha Grey.



I have. Watched The Girlfriend Experience, really pretty girl. If that was her, I guess I'm just not good at recognizing with her face distorted by having a banana inside it.
 
2012-10-31 10:08:56 AM  

Cosmoboy: doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.

That's Sashsa Grey. She may well have the whole tree in there.


I might be the only person in the world who can only recognize Sasha Grey outside of porn.
 
2012-10-31 10:10:41 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: I might be the only person in the world who can only recognize Sasha Grey outside of porn.


Go on..............
 
2012-10-31 10:11:16 AM  

abfalter: My ultra-condensed ER CSB: I went to the ER for hiccups once. (They had been going on for hours and hours and on-call doc told me to go in. Got a shot of Thorzaine, a severe muscle relaxant. Stopped hiccups but I could barely walk).


A few years ago, a new treatment for intractable hiccups was published: a UFIA. It won that year's Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine.

The author followed up with refinements: turns out orgasms, or anything that stimulates the vagus nerve as much as one, also works.

/srsly
 
2012-10-31 10:37:20 AM  
Post 69 - YUM
 
2012-10-31 10:44:16 AM  
The important question is, can she teach that lack of gag reflex?
 
2012-10-31 10:53:28 AM  

Gaseous Anomaly:
The author followed up with refinements: turns out orgasms, or anything that stimulates the vagus nerve as much as one, also works.

/srsly


Truth. I lose mine when I cum. It was quite a revelation the first time. Pretty much guarantees the guy will remember to do their share when you're giving a bj if you tell him. 

/my sinuses clear up too
 
2012-10-31 10:58:49 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: The important question is, can she teach that lack of gag reflex?


Step 1: Make a fist with you left hand with your thumb tucked inside.
Step 2: There is no step 2.
 
2012-10-31 11:19:47 AM  
My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments
 
2012-10-31 11:24:04 AM  

tiamet4: MythDragon: These Sun stories really cause my nerves to bristle.
I call BS on accidently swallowing it. Who shoves a toothbrush so far into their mouth they can no longer grip it?
I call BS on not showing up on Xray. It would be light, but you'd still see it.
I call BS on the doctor saying 'let it pass'. There is no way something like that would make it through your system.

At least Weekly Word News had entertaining stories. Not like this drivel.

Yeah, this story is ridiculously fake, unless for some reason she was using one of those finger toothbrushes for babies...or has an unusually incompetent doctor


Actually it would not show up on an xray, however, they wouldn't even try knowing what they are looking for. She would be given an altasound which would pick it up just fine. There is no possible way for "Mother nature" to take its course. The tooth brush will not make the corners required to pass to the large intestine. In fact if it manages to leave the stomach at all it would likely cause severe damage to the small intestine and eventually septic infection.

People are f***'n dumb and will believe anything. The fact that it is in the SUN should be enough reason to pay no attension.
 
2012-10-31 11:26:33 AM  

DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments


My wife does have a gag reflex... but it's still fun trying to train her not to...
 
2012-10-31 11:31:37 AM  

sleep lack: [i51.photobucket.com image 700x513]


Winner winner chicken dinner
 
2012-10-31 11:31:39 AM  
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 11:36:57 AM  

DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments


She might have a gag reflex, it could just be you.
 
2012-10-31 11:42:00 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments

She might have a gag reflex, it could just be you.


th53.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 12:00:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments

She might have a gag reflex, it could just be you.


Wow. Ouch.
 
2012-10-31 12:05:53 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments

She might have a gag reflex, it could just be you.

Wow. Ouch.


Actually, a win. In effect for him, no women have a gag reflex.
 
2012-10-31 12:11:37 PM  

Public Savant: With british cuisine in mind I thought that all limeys have had the gag reflex bred out of them.


+1.
 
2012-10-31 12:12:35 PM  

ThrowYourHatredDown: I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments

She might have a gag reflex, it could just be you.

Wow. Ouch.

Actually, a win. In effect for him, no women have a gag reflex.


But it's got to ruin the experience when they use words like 'cute' and 'darling' while they're talking dirty.
 
2012-10-31 12:20:28 PM  
"EXCLUSIVE By RYAN PARRY"

Great job on scooping bullshiat there, Ryan!

Actually, the only way I could make any sense of this is if the toothbrush head broke off, she swallowed it, and everyone was too stupid to mention it.

Yeah. No.
 
2012-10-31 12:50:50 PM  

DesertDemonWY: My girlfriend has no gag reflex either, so I'm getting a kick out of these comments


Actually she does, if you hit a spot back far enough.
 
2012-10-31 01:11:49 PM  

MythDragon: How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush


The joke being that Americans don't understand English grammar?
 
2012-10-31 01:17:53 PM  
I will be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-31 01:20:41 PM  
FTFA: "That toothbrush had better pass, ORAL B really pissed."
 
2012-10-31 01:23:12 PM  

Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.


She's gonna be *real* popular in High School.

/jus' sayin
 
2012-10-31 01:37:19 PM  

germ78: Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.

She's gonna be *real* popular in High School.

/jus' sayin


And here on fark...
 
2012-10-31 02:03:41 PM  
*scans headline*

mlblogstincaps.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-31 02:08:10 PM  
You know who else had no gag reflex?
 
2012-10-31 02:26:25 PM  

Porous Horace: You know who else had no gag reflex?


Your mother.

Sorry, could not resist.
 
2012-10-31 02:35:37 PM  

ThrowYourHatredDown: Porous Horace: You know who else had no gag reflex?

Your mother, Trebek!


FTFY
 
2012-10-31 02:40:12 PM  
My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.
 
2012-10-31 02:50:51 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


Seriously?
 
2012-10-31 02:54:04 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth.


I don't understand the appeal of this. It's not a fist that I want a woman to have in her mouth, and as much as I like to think I'm well endowed, that's a little larger than required, strictly speaking.
 
2012-10-31 03:08:09 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth.

I don't understand the appeal of this. It's not a fist that I want a woman to have in her mouth, and as much as I like to think I'm well endowed, that's a little larger than required, strictly speaking.


If she gets mouth fisted a lot, would that stretch her out over time? Would fisting her in the mouth eventually lose its appeal?

Someone should update the hallway-hotdog gif to be a hallway-fist gif.
 
2012-10-31 03:09:14 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.
 
2012-10-31 03:10:58 PM  

czetie: MythDragon: How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush

The joke being that Americans don't understand English grammar?


The joke being that the British have such 'orrible oral health, they only have one tooth.

i.ytimg.com
If you have to explain the joke...
 
2012-10-31 03:31:43 PM  

freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.


itsatrap.jpg
 
2012-10-31 03:41:23 PM  

Unimpressed Man: freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.

itsatrap.jpg


No, he values her efforts and should show her that despite this difficulty, he's committed to finding a way to make sure she can remain a part of the team.
 
2012-10-31 03:42:10 PM  
Unless it was 1 of those travel sized brushes, it takes an effort to eat a toothbrush.
 
2012-10-31 03:54:26 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


So my wife is actually your gf? Well this is awkward.
 
2012-10-31 05:09:44 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


One word: whipped.

Seriously, if she won't, why do you? She filthy rich or something?
 
2012-10-31 05:14:06 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth.

I don't understand the appeal of this. It's not a fist that I want a woman to have in her mouth, and as much as I like to think I'm well endowed, that's a little larger than required, strictly speaking.


I guess it's an indication that if she can handle that, she can handle you easily.
 
2012-10-31 05:41:28 PM  

abfalter: TheChaosPath: Somewhat related, a (very attractive, but that doesn't really matter at the moment) friend of mine was brushing her teeth with an electric toothbrush (one of the fancy ones) when she bent over to pet/play with her pit bull. The pit bull got excited and jumped and hit the end of the toothbrush with its giant head - jamming the spinning toothbrush head into her palate, sticking there. That was a fun reason to go to the ER at 6am.

/CSB
//She's the most accident person I know
///Did I mention she's hot too?
////slashies

My ultra-condensed ER CSB: I went to the ER for hiccups once. (They had been going on for hours and hours and on-call doc told me to go in. Got a shot of Thorzaine, a severe muscle relaxant. Stopped hiccups but I could barely walk).

My thread-relevant CSB: Wife has no gag reflex. It is all you ever dreamed it would be. Quite aptly demonstrated when she woke me up for some "morning head" this morning.


thanks for sharing that

*eyeroll*
 
2012-10-31 05:43:07 PM  

Ninja Otter: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

One word: whipped.

Seriously, if she won't, why do you? She filthy rich or something?


whipped probably doesn't even begin to cover him.
 
2012-10-31 06:01:32 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.


Just out of curiosity, how long have you been a sub slave?
 
2012-10-31 06:01:48 PM  

Haoie: Unless it was 1 of those travel sized brushes, it takes an effort to eat a toothbrush.


especially one of these Radius ones (remember these)
they were all back the rage in 1985
www.doobybrain.com
 
2012-10-31 06:25:23 PM  
What is this all about?
 
2012-10-31 06:27:40 PM  
Ah, another mail article. Is it so difficult to not slide toothbrushes down your throat?
 
2012-10-31 06:30:34 PM  
That is an impressive skill in action. I dated two girls who could take the whole Johnson down to the boys. That takes practice you don't want to think about. They said it wasn't an acquired skill in that way, just happened. Who knows, but they should get a medal of freedom or something because that is a beautiful thing.
 
2012-10-31 07:37:09 PM  

ThrowYourHatredDown: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

Seriously?


Do I look like a guy who would joke about this?
?

freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.


She would hit me upside the head for even thinking something like that.
 
2012-10-31 07:45:22 PM  

SnyderCat: Ninja Otter: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

One word: whipped.

Seriously, if she won't, why do you? She filthy rich or something?

whipped probably doesn't even begin to cover him.


I wear the pants in my house, thank you very much!

/she lays them out for me every evening
 
2012-10-31 07:48:09 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: ThrowYourHatredDown: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

Seriously?

Do I look like a guy who would joke about this?
?freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.

She would hit me upside the head for even thinking something like that.


"Pussy-whipped" doesn't begin to cover that... next, you'll be telling us that you're tired of filming cuckold videos because you have to clean the damned house afterwards.
 
2012-10-31 07:54:31 PM  

FormlessOne: Mid_mo_mad_man: ThrowYourHatredDown: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

Seriously?

Do I look like a guy who would joke about this?
?freewill: Mid_mo_mad_man: My gf can fit her fist in her mouth. That sounds great your probaly thinking, Unfortantely that all she will put in it. Says oral on men is wrong and nasty. Oh course I'm required to lick the kitty.

You should get another one. Not a replacement, just a second one.

If she gets upset, just communicate that since she's apparently disabled and can't handle all of her responsibilities, you made a reasonable accommodation and got her a part-time assistant at your cost. She'll be grateful when you put it like that.

She would hit me upside the head for even thinking something like that.

"Pussy-whipped" doesn't begin to cover that... next, you'll be telling us that you're tired of filming cuckold videos because you have to clean the damned house afterwards.


Actually the only house work I do is the cooking. She's not a good cook
 
2012-10-31 08:00:21 PM  
tonsilectomy will do that, I had mine in 1998.
 
2012-10-31 08:34:03 PM  

BarefootInTheFark: Full Blown Jimbo:

Came for Heather, leaving satisfied.


She looks familiar. (From teh intartubez, not from RL, unfortunately.) Who is that?
 
2012-10-31 08:38:26 PM  

abfalter: My thread-relevant CSB: Wife has no gag reflex. It is all you ever dreamed it would be.


Likewise with Mrs. Buck. Keeper+.
 
2012-10-31 08:47:34 PM  
Bullshiat. She was sticking her toothbrush down her throat to elicit bulimia-vomiting. She has no gag reflex due to extensive practice. If she was fatter I might believe her story.
 
2012-11-01 12:04:09 AM  
Lynsey Bartilson?

images.tvrage.com
 
2012-11-01 12:35:57 AM  
www.jokerjack.com

Admit it. You read the headline in my voice.
 
2012-11-01 09:23:29 AM  
In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me
 
2012-11-01 01:17:00 PM  

Leeds: In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me


I don't understand. You'd think a chick with control over her gag reflex would be GOOD at it..?
 
2012-11-01 01:46:52 PM  

AbortionsForAll: Leeds: In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me

I don't understand. You'd think a chick with control over her gag reflex would be GOOD at it..?


AbortionsForAll: Leeds: In related news- If you like getting BJ's, never ever data a bulimic chick.

// Just trust me

I don't understand. You'd think a chick with control over her gag reflex would be GOOD at it..?


It's not control that they have, it's a hair-trigger.
 
2012-11-01 01:52:56 PM  

RatMaster999: [www.jokerjack.com image 345x327]

Admit it. You read the headline in my voice.


Nope, no idea what that's from.
 
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