Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.
starlost: StashMonsterMy dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.wouldn't happen in my family. everyone else but me uses tall and narrow neck glasses and cups. they don't raise and tilt the cup but only stick their nose down the cup and suck through their lips. they sound like pigs in a trough or a wet vacuum. people, please lift the cup and then tilt it and your head allowing the liquid to gently flow into your mouth. its funny how you can travel halfway around the world as a 8 year old to visit the old folks on both sides of the family and discover drink sucking is somehow ingrained into the family behavior. i hate thanksgiving.
CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:
Baryogenesis: Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.Bulimia is nothing to joke about.
doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.
MythDragon: How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush
Nogale: How does this happen? HOW does a person accidentally swallow a toothbrush while cleaning their teeth? What the hell kind of dental hygiene technique were they taught? I'm a very thorough brusher, scrubbing both sides of my teeth, my tongue, the roof of my mouth, and my gums - and I've never, ever, come close to swallowing my toothbrush.And it's not even an isolated incident!
Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]
Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]She was amazing. Utterly amazing.
Full Blown Jimbo: Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]She was amazing. Utterly amazing.I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.
pag1107: Crapping out a toothbrush? Intestines have way too many bends for that. They'd need to go in and get it, probably just a scope down her throat though.
BarefootInTheFark: Full Blown Jimbo:Came for Heather, leaving satisfied.
Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]She was amazing. Utterly amazing.I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.Airplane? I guess they did well with their website then? lol
MythDragon: These Sun stories really cause my nerves to bristle.I call BS on accidently swallowing it. Who shoves a toothbrush so far into their mouth they can no longer grip it?I call BS on not showing up on Xray. It would be light, but you'd still see it.I call BS on the doctor saying 'let it pass'. There is no way something like that would make it through your system.At least Weekly Word News had entertaining stories. Not like this drivel.
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