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(The Sun)   While cleaning her tongue, teen accidentally swallows toothbrush and can't cough it back up as she has no gag reflex. NO.GAG.REFLEX   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 127
    More: Scary, Georgie Smith, East Sussex  
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2012-10-31 01:12:35 AM  
"Nobody knows where it is as X-rays don't show plastic. It could be dissolving in my intestines or may already have passed through!"

Oh, I think you'd know that.
 
2012-10-31 02:10:44 AM  
www.geek.com
 
2012-10-31 03:31:09 AM  
I call bullsh*t.
 
2012-10-31 05:56:54 AM  
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.
 
2012-10-31 05:59:45 AM  
Keeper.
 
2012-10-31 06:05:03 AM  
My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.
 
2012-10-31 06:06:11 AM  

Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.


Bulimia is nothing to joke about.
 
2012-10-31 06:06:44 AM  
There seem to be a lot of these stories.

Is "girl accidentally swallows x" like "man accidentally sits on lightbulb" or "accidentally gets penis stuck in vacuum cleaner"?
 
2012-10-31 06:07:13 AM  
With british cuisine in mind I thought that all limeys have had the gag reflex bred out of them.
 
2012-10-31 06:10:01 AM  
I along with 160 other employees at a morning meeting prior to black friday at best buy are all grabbing ours seats when a new female cashier proclaims "I have no gag reflex" at the same time everyone in the store gets really quiet. She wasn't even embarrassed... when you got her drunk she'd tell you all about her technique.

/Never show you though
//Sad Panda
 
2012-10-31 06:10:03 AM  
How does this happen? HOW does a person accidentally swallow a toothbrush while cleaning their teeth? What the hell kind of dental hygiene technique were they taught? I'm a very thorough brusher, scrubbing both sides of my teeth, my tongue, the roof of my mouth, and my gums - and I've never, ever, come close to swallowing my toothbrush.

And it's not even an isolated incident!
 
2012-10-31 06:12:00 AM  
"No gag reflex" well her boyfriend will appreciate that
 
2012-10-31 06:12:09 AM  
StashMonster
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.

wouldn't happen in my family. everyone else but me uses tall and narrow neck glasses and cups. they don't raise and tilt the cup but only stick their nose down the cup and suck through their lips. they sound like pigs in a trough or a wet vacuum. people, please lift the cup and then tilt it and your head allowing the liquid to gently flow into your mouth. its funny how you can travel halfway around the world as a 8 year old to visit the old folks on both sides of the family and discover drink sucking is somehow ingrained into the family behavior. i hate thanksgiving.
 
2012-10-31 06:12:41 AM  
www.troll.me
 
2012-10-31 06:14:18 AM  
how YOU doin?
 
2012-10-31 06:15:09 AM  
She's cute. I'll let her deep throat me.
 
2012-10-31 06:16:04 AM  

starlost: StashMonster
My dad was a surgeon, and when I was about 5 he impressed on me that I should never, ever, drink from a cup with a spoon in it as people often wind up accidentally swallowing them. He has had to remove them from people's throats a few times.

wouldn't happen in my family. everyone else but me uses tall and narrow neck glasses and cups. they don't raise and tilt the cup but only stick their nose down the cup and suck through their lips. they sound like pigs in a trough or a wet vacuum. people, please lift the cup and then tilt it and your head allowing the liquid to gently flow into your mouth. its funny how you can travel halfway around the world as a 8 year old to visit the old folks on both sides of the family and discover drink sucking is somehow ingrained into the family behavior. i hate thanksgiving.


I have family who drink-suck.

It took me awhile to figure out what the hell they were doing. When I figured it out, I was blown away. o_O
 
2012-10-31 06:22:06 AM  
Her story is hard to swallow.
 
2012-10-31 06:25:22 AM  
Well any social media sites she is on, she will now be VERY popular.
 
2012-10-31 06:33:54 AM  
An Xray might not show where it is but wouldn't an MRI?
 
2012-10-31 06:39:05 AM  
Subby didn't say, "Smoking Hot" and this time it almost applies.
 
2012-10-31 06:40:38 AM  
what no gag reflex might look like:

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-31 06:46:37 AM  

CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:


Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.
 
2012-10-31 06:48:54 AM  
I think my wife got in line twice and got hers.

/Sad sausage
 
2012-10-31 06:52:31 AM  
She must be very popular.
 
2012-10-31 07:21:08 AM  
images.celebritymoviearchive.com

The Kielbasa Queen might have some competition..
 
2012-10-31 07:21:32 AM  

Baryogenesis: Surly U. Jest: My friend's 13 year old daughter announced to a group of us that she can put her whole hand in her mouth. She then tells us she has no gag reflex either, then proceeds to demonstrate this.

Bulimia is nothing to joke about.


If I see another post on bullimia I'm going to throw up.
 
2012-10-31 07:21:57 AM  
she was rushed to hospital where docs told her nature would take care of things

Cute 19-year-old with no gag reflex and a clean bum. Nice.
 
2012-10-31 07:22:36 AM  
These Sun stories really cause my nerves to bristle.
I call BS on accidently swallowing it. Who shoves a toothbrush so far into their mouth they can no longer grip it?
I call BS on not showing up on Xray. It would be light, but you'd still see it.
I call BS on the doctor saying 'let it pass'. There is no way something like that would make it through your system.

At least Weekly Word News had entertaining stories. Not like this drivel.
 
2012-10-31 07:23:48 AM  
How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush
 
2012-10-31 07:24:54 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: CeroX: what no gag reflex might look like:

Or what the leftover stub of a banana might look like.


Clearly someone has never heard of Sasha Grey.
 
2012-10-31 07:30:50 AM  

MythDragon: How do you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented in the US, it would have been called the teethbrush


iat was actually invented in China in 1498.

blogs.davenportlibrary.com
 
2012-10-31 07:42:20 AM  

Nogale: How does this happen? HOW does a person accidentally swallow a toothbrush while cleaning their teeth? What the hell kind of dental hygiene technique were they taught? I'm a very thorough brusher, scrubbing both sides of my teeth, my tongue, the roof of my mouth, and my gums - and I've never, ever, come close to swallowing my toothbrush.

And it's not even an isolated incident!


This IS the UK.
 
2012-10-31 07:44:38 AM  
'Ellow, 'ellow- What's all this then?
 
2012-10-31 07:45:50 AM  
Everybody has some useful skill.
 
2012-10-31 07:51:03 AM  
Crapping out a toothbrush? Intestines have way too many bends for that. They'd need to go in and get it, probably just a scope down her throat though.
 
2012-10-31 07:59:44 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-31 08:02:29 AM  

Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]


She was amazing. Utterly amazing.
 
2012-10-31 08:11:53 AM  
She's gonna make someone a good Wifey someday.
 
2012-10-31 08:11:53 AM  
i51.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 08:15:44 AM  
i46.tinypic.com

Bring her to the states. She could be our new team 'mascot'.
 
2012-10-31 08:16:04 AM  

Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

She was amazing. Utterly amazing.


I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.
 
2012-10-31 08:21:38 AM  

Full Blown Jimbo:


Came for Heather, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-31 08:25:29 AM  

Full Blown Jimbo: Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

She was amazing. Utterly amazing.

I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.


Airplane? I guess they did well with their website then? lol
 
2012-10-31 08:26:16 AM  

pag1107: Crapping out a toothbrush? Intestines have way too many bends for that. They'd need to go in and get it, probably just a scope down her throat though.


Yeah I don't think she crapped it out. They will probably have to go in and remove it when she starts having problems.

She better go get a second opinion or go to a different hospital.
 
2012-10-31 08:26:48 AM  

BarefootInTheFark: Full Blown Jimbo:

Came for Heather, leaving satisfied.


I don't think i could've gotten a pic of heather here at work...
 
2012-10-31 08:29:35 AM  

Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: Slam Dunkz: Full Blown Jimbo: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]

She was amazing. Utterly amazing.

I met her once when her husband brought in his airplane for maintenance. She was very nice, but didn't show any interest in demonstrating.

Airplane? I guess they did well with their website then? lol


They must have, it was an Extra 300. A 300,000 dollar toy.
 
2012-10-31 08:44:17 AM  
She has old hands.
 
2012-10-31 08:49:48 AM  
She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

/oblig
 
2012-10-31 09:03:38 AM  

MythDragon: These Sun stories really cause my nerves to bristle.
I call BS on accidently swallowing it. Who shoves a toothbrush so far into their mouth they can no longer grip it?
I call BS on not showing up on Xray. It would be light, but you'd still see it.
I call BS on the doctor saying 'let it pass'. There is no way something like that would make it through your system.

At least Weekly Word News had entertaining stories. Not like this drivel.


Yeah, this story is ridiculously fake, unless for some reason she was using one of those finger toothbrushes for babies...or has an unusually incompetent doctor
 
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