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(Russia Today)   Police officer uses taser on 10 year old boy to "show [him] what happens to people who do not listen to the police", because the boy stated that he didn't want to clean the officer's squad car during career day   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Boys/Girls State, patrol cars, police officers, warrantless wiretapping, psychological trauma, Taser  
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16363 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Oct 2012 at 11:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-30 11:10:46 PM  
7 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: I sentence him to a rape-rape prison.

That seems like an extreme sentence for refusing to clean someone's car.
2012-10-30 10:44:18 PM  
7 votes:

GAT_00: Who the fark around here keeps reading Russian news and submitting it?

In Russia, news submits you!
2012-10-30 08:41:28 PM  
7 votes:
What I want to know is if the kid now cleans cars after he is asked the first time.
2012-10-31 12:33:09 AM  
5 votes:

Pretty please, with sugar on top. Clean the farking car.
2012-10-30 11:09:00 PM  
4 votes:

R.A.Danny: Seriously, we're safer with fewer cops.

Says you. What if some dark night a 10 year old pops up and demands to not wash my car!? What am I gonna do?
2012-10-31 07:09:30 AM  
2 votes:
But the cop was right, this is what happens to people who do not listen to the police.
2012-10-30 11:39:20 PM  
2 votes:

Farking Lurker: Paging ... a cop got derpy and needs your help...

I don't know if it's ok to call anyone out by name, but about 20% of Farkers claim to work in public safety and I haven't seen one comment yet.

So, let's go with something like "this is clearly against Department policy so it didn't actually happen," and "Officer safety would have justified shooting the kid, who is clearly an illegal immigrant and a future rapist, so he's just lucky it was only a TASER."
2012-10-30 11:27:09 PM  
2 votes:

So did he clean the car or what?
2012-10-30 11:23:36 PM  
2 votes:

And thats why you don't not listen to the police.
2012-10-30 11:23:10 PM  
2 votes:

You see what happens, R.D.? You see what happens when you REFUSE TO CLEAN AN OFFICER'S CAR?
2012-10-31 09:55:03 AM  
1 vote:
5 Pages and no Officer Farva references!
Fark, I am disappoint.

//burger punk
2012-10-31 08:01:14 AM  
1 vote:

newton: From that page's comments...

Tracy Hefley · Top Commenter
Damn I have been tazed by my dept. Where can I get a payout like this? Maybe I should get a lawyer.

Wow. Fire him too.

Were you ten and innocent when you were tazed, asshat? I'd ask him if he has a child, and if he'd like to volunteer the kid for tazing if it's no big deal, but I'm afraid he might.

"Clean my car, brown kid!" is not a lawful order. The child was correct to refuse.
2012-10-31 04:52:01 AM  
1 vote:
I think this officer has an excellent chance for a career in mall security.
2012-10-31 03:44:52 AM  
1 vote:
Think of how mind bogglingly small his penis must be to use that kind of method to teach that lesson to that child.

Officer KenDoll
2012-10-31 02:59:41 AM  
1 vote:
It's that 1% of police, you know? They have their reputations tarnished by the other 99%.
2012-10-31 12:38:00 AM  
1 vote:

stiletto_the_wise: 99.999% of cops are good, this is just yet another single isolated bad apple. Nothing to worry about.

Good point.

And also - this case is another reason why it is important that we have tort reform, so that frivilous suits like this don't result in silly punitive damages. At best, the court should award the kid a new t-shirt (to replace the one with holes in it).
2012-10-31 12:20:46 AM  
1 vote:

From an old PS contest.
2012-10-30 11:55:39 PM  
1 vote:

Rambino: Just reading stories like this makes my heartrate go crazy.

Few things are guaranteed to insta-piss me off like police abuse. This shiat takes me right to the edge of postal. 

... and of course nothing will happen to this abomination of a blue-clad 'tard.

The first part is annoying. The second part is what drives me insane.

Well, that and pelvic thrusts.
2012-10-30 11:54:39 PM  
1 vote:
Finally we have a story of someone in authority sticking something other than his penis into a 10 year old boy.
2012-10-30 11:51:28 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: farkingismybusiness: I would have just shot the kid.

Kid went for his gun. He told him it wasn't a toy, but the little thug was irresistibly drawn to it. Bad genes.


/Sorry. It's late.
2012-10-30 11:51:23 PM  
1 vote:
Eh, just publish the cop's name, picture, and home address, along with a statement that hitting him with 50,000 volts is just in jest and anyone doing so will receive a paid three day vacation. Problem solved.
2012-10-30 11:36:53 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: andyofne: Relatively Obscure: This story, and one other I've read on this same site, strike me as ... odd.

I'm also only currently finding it on sites that could be considered questionable. Anyone have this from a solid source?

RT is the first Russian 24/7 English-language news channel which brings the Russian view on global news.

So, basically, crap?

Combine The Sun and Cold War-era Pravda and you get RT most major media.

2012-10-30 11:32:02 PM  
1 vote:
Paging cruiser 12 a cop got derpy and needs your help...
2012-10-30 11:14:18 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: That's assault and battery with a dangerous weapon even if it was an accident. Was the officer charged?

Apparantly so, and the kid was grounded.

This sounds more like an accident than anything. Bust his ass for being an idiot, maybe straight up fire him, but no jail time. Maybe some probation amf community service.
2012-10-30 10:39:00 PM  
1 vote:
This is an outrage! There is no way a kid should be hit with a full Taser.

There needs to be some kind of half-power alternative available for law enforcement, teachers, crossing guards and older lawn owners to flourish. Maybe older siblings, too.
2012-10-30 10:28:11 PM  
1 vote:
Who the fark around here keeps reading Russian news and submitting it?
2012-10-30 09:58:18 PM  
1 vote:
That's assault and battery with a dangerous weapon even if it was an accident. Was the officer charged?
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