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(NBC News)   Teens with smartphones have more sex, say concerned researchers who are in no way desperate for attention and funding   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Los Angeles Unified School District, health association, smartphones, teens  
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2012-10-31 03:16:39 AM  
1 vote:
Just 'cause

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2012-10-30 10:45:30 PM  
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Okay, bear with me here. I might have an idea.

See, the parents of teens aren't dumb. They know if they have a hot teen. So it's entirely plausible that to prevent their hot teen from being raped, they get them a smart phone. Maybe the Samsung Galaxy S3 from Samsung. That way they can go on Yelp and find the best police station to hide at if a would-be rapist were to approach them, as well as the most efficient route courtesy of Google Maps.

There is of course a side-effect to this. The upside is that with the convenience of internet hookup sites the parent can help the teen become less desirable to said would-be rapists by allowing them to put out more often, thus becoming a form of slut or damaged goods. This way the would-be rapist will rape a teen without a cell phone.

Obviously the researchers know rape is a touchy topic, so they wouldn't count that as sex, so... Here's the results: Teens with smart phones have more sex, and teens without them have more rape.

If you're a parent you should do the right thing for your teen, and get them a 4G unlimited data plan from Verizon. Check out the Samsung Galaxy S3. Your hot teen will thank you!

/this post not paid for by Verizon, Samsung or Google, but it damn well should be
2012-10-30 10:44:24 PM  
1 vote:
FTA -- "I don't want parents to freak out," Rice said.

2012-10-30 10:38:18 PM  
1 vote:
I'm an adult with a Nokia flip phone, so you can imagine how things are going for me.
2012-10-30 10:33:39 PM  
1 vote:

Fark Me To Tears: Dumski: So are they using iPhones, or Galaxies to get off? I know that they both have vibrate functions, but what do the guys do with them?? 

Why don't the researchers answer that one?

Keeping it in the right front pants pocket would work for me. Vibrators do work on guys, too, you know...

Really? 'cause I have to tuck it into my sock to feel any action....

/ waters cold

// and deep

/// bottom has lots of rocks
2012-10-30 10:25:26 PM  
1 vote:
I just got a smartphone. But I'm 58, so probably going to work against me, eh?
2012-10-30 10:21:34 PM  
1 vote:
Please support White Van Charities in their Smartphones for Teens charity drive.
2012-10-30 10:17:04 PM  
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2012-10-30 10:13:52 PM  
1 vote:
You're jingling baby!

/Go ahead baby!
2012-10-30 10:08:57 PM  
1 vote:
So THAT'S why my teen years were lonely, I had no cell phone.

I did have access to the teletype, but I guess that just wasn't good enough.
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