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2012-10-30 09:30:18 PM  
So are they using iPhones, or Galaxies to get off? I know that they both have vibrate functions, but what do the guys do with them?? 

Why don't the researchers answer that one?
 
2012-10-30 10:08:57 PM  
So THAT'S why my teen years were lonely, I had no cell phone.

I did have access to the teletype, but I guess that just wasn't good enough.
 
2012-10-30 10:13:37 PM  
In other news: Sexually active teens more likely to use smartphones
 
2012-10-30 10:13:52 PM  
You're jingling baby!

/Go ahead baby!
 
2012-10-30 10:17:04 PM  
www.xxlmag.com
 
2012-10-30 10:21:34 PM  
Please support White Van Charities in their Smartphones for Teens charity drive.
 
2012-10-30 10:22:27 PM  
Verizon's new ad campaign on a silver goddamn platter.
 
2012-10-30 10:22:45 PM  
What the study failed to reveal was whether the interactions were consensual and age appropriate or whether the teens were being abused. I suspect 99% of the interactions leading to sex were people trolling Myspace and Facebook for friends of friends.
 
2012-10-30 10:25:26 PM  
I just got a smartphone. But I'm 58, so probably going to work against me, eh?
 
2012-10-30 10:28:53 PM  

Dumski: So are they using iPhones, or Galaxies to get off? I know that they both have vibrate functions, but what do the guys do with them?? 

Why don't the researchers answer that one?



Keeping it in the right front pants pocket would work for me. Vibrators do work on guys, too, you know...
 
2012-10-30 10:33:39 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Dumski: So are they using iPhones, or Galaxies to get off? I know that they both have vibrate functions, but what do the guys do with them?? 

Why don't the researchers answer that one?


Keeping it in the right front pants pocket would work for me. Vibrators do work on guys, too, you know...


Really? 'cause I have to tuck it into my sock to feel any action....

/ waters cold


// and deep

/// bottom has lots of rocks
 
2012-10-30 10:34:06 PM  
I bet your parents being able to afford a smart phone is also highly correlated with their ability to buy you a car.

fark, there are probably all kinds of correlations in your favor just from the fact that your parents have money.
 
2012-10-30 10:34:50 PM  
What teen doesn't have a smartphone? The Amish?
 
2012-10-30 10:38:18 PM  
I'm an adult with a Nokia flip phone, so you can imagine how things are going for me.
 
2012-10-30 10:40:42 PM  
I see a lot of fathers taking phones from their daughters and giving them to their sons.
 
2012-10-30 10:43:49 PM  
So what about a 30-year-old with a smart phone? Am I SOL? Because it really seems so.
 
2012-10-30 10:44:24 PM  
FTA -- "I don't want parents to freak out," Rice said.

BUT YOUR KIDS ARE farkING!!!
 
2012-10-30 10:45:30 PM  
Okay, bear with me here. I might have an idea.

See, the parents of teens aren't dumb. They know if they have a hot teen. So it's entirely plausible that to prevent their hot teen from being raped, they get them a smart phone. Maybe the Samsung Galaxy S3 from Samsung. That way they can go on Yelp and find the best police station to hide at if a would-be rapist were to approach them, as well as the most efficient route courtesy of Google Maps.

There is of course a side-effect to this. The upside is that with the convenience of internet hookup sites the parent can help the teen become less desirable to said would-be rapists by allowing them to put out more often, thus becoming a form of slut or damaged goods. This way the would-be rapist will rape a teen without a cell phone.

Obviously the researchers know rape is a touchy topic, so they wouldn't count that as sex, so... Here's the results: Teens with smart phones have more sex, and teens without them have more rape.

If you're a parent you should do the right thing for your teen, and get them a 4G unlimited data plan from Verizon. Check out the Samsung Galaxy S3. Your hot teen will thank you!

/this post not paid for by Verizon, Samsung or Google, but it damn well should be
 
2012-10-30 10:46:54 PM  
Just in time for the holiday shopping season, a study that *proves* their product will get you laid. Well played, smartphone industry.
 
2012-10-30 10:47:32 PM  
I don't think my smartphone is gonna get me laid...

/Not exactly most
//desirable demographic
///53...
 
2012-10-30 10:47:32 PM  
So, guess I need to have the talk with my oldest son about how to go after the girls with Galaxy S3s and Iphone 5s, and to stay the F away from any girl who uses a Windows phone.
 
2012-10-30 10:53:01 PM  
concerned researchers who are in no way desperate for attention and funding

How do we know they're desperate? Are they sending pics of themselves to their Congresspersons?

/wearing labcoats... and nothing else.
 
2012-10-30 10:54:47 PM  
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2012-10-30 10:57:32 PM  
I don't know any teens without a smartphone, and my kids are between 14 & 20. So, I would say these numbers would be the average performers and the non-smartphone-possessing kids are below the average due to lack of interaction etc.

Seriously, is it just our area, because I really do not know of any kid over the age of 11 who doesn't own a smartphone.
 
2012-10-30 10:57:54 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So THAT'S why my teen years were lonely, I had no cell phone.

I did have access to the teletype, but I guess that just wasn't good enough.


I was a teen during the CB craze.

/"What's your 20, good buddy" = worst pickup line ever
 
2012-10-30 10:58:27 PM  
Teens, the whelks of the human world.
 
2012-10-30 11:01:33 PM  

eikni: So, guess I need to have the talk with my oldest son about how to go after the girls with Galaxy S3s and Iphone 5s, and to stay the F away from any girl who uses a Windows phone.


Blackberry?
 
2012-10-30 11:02:03 PM  
CSB...

This one time I was at walmart and found a cell phone sitting on a bench in the back of the store. A few minutes later I heard 3 girls come back and one was getting all panicky because she lost her phone. When I heard one of them a couple aisles away from me say she was going to call the phone I pulled out the battery and was amused by the distress that it caused them. As I was wandering around the store the 3 girls passed me multiple times looking high and low for the phone. (they couldn't have been older than middle school). When I looked at the phone she had a bunch of photos with her and a cross and other religious crap but also had a bunch of sext mesages and other sex shiat on there (no not her or other jailbat, nothing incriminating)

/That was the only time I've decided not to return something, to crush the heart of a teenage girl for losing her cell phone
//I bet she went home and wrote about it in her diary
 
2012-10-30 11:05:10 PM  
Of course the kids are having more sex. The phones are smart, they know the kids want to get some strange.
 
2012-10-30 11:05:24 PM  

Ricardo Klement: eikni: So, guess I need to have the talk with my oldest son about how to go after the girls with Galaxy S3s and Iphone 5s, and to stay the F away from any girl who uses a Windows phone.

Blackberry?


RIMMING.
 
2012-10-30 11:07:40 PM  
Social people would deem a smartphone a necessity to their life on par with water and air. Without constant contact with their herd, their life loses all meaning and they lose the will to live.
 
2012-10-30 11:10:34 PM  
I better get a smart phone, if thats able to tell me how to have more sex ?
 
2012-10-30 11:12:14 PM  
I really don't believe that hot, sexually liberated females are that friggin shallow. They're wonderful, intelligent, sensual beings who should be offended by such a suggestion and I'm right there with them.


sent from my iPhone
 
2012-10-30 11:12:53 PM  

FunkOut: Social people would deem a smartphone a necessity to their life on par with water and air. Without constant contact with their herd, their life loses all meaning and they lose the will to live.



MMOOOO!
 
2012-10-30 11:16:43 PM  
Any phone that would have gotten me laid when I was a teenager is smart enough that it would have better things to do.
 
2012-10-30 11:19:24 PM  

Linkster: FunkOut: Social people would deem a smartphone a necessity to their life on par with water and air. Without constant contact with their herd, their life loses all meaning and they lose the will to live.

MMOOOO!


It's all true, I heard it on a nature documentary by David Attenborough.
 
2012-10-30 11:23:05 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What teen doesn't have a smartphone? The Amish?


Well I'm 23 and still don't use a smartphone
1)don't like big devices in my pocket
2)My flip phone has a 3.2mp camera, plays music with a 16gb microsd, sends e-mails, texts, gets internet and has a twitter and facebook app, also has for $10 extra a month a nav system
3) Use very little data, basically just e-mail and basic news so don't need much more
4) as a grad student the hundreds I save a year are worth it for now

Also I have a friend who is 19 and is an engineering student who doesn't have a smartphone to save money too, and she says she's not the only practical engineering student.

Lets face it, Smartphones for most people are just big fancy toys for games and movies that sometimes are used for calls, and costs hundreds of dollars (at least) extra a month on a bill. (OK, for business many people need it, but find me one teen who actually needs it beyond the fancy expensive toy reason)
 
2012-10-30 11:28:53 PM  
Kids with smartphones usually come from families with money, meaning their more likely to be popular, and it's more likely that mom and dad both work and are away a lot and there's plenty of time to screw with the house all to little Braden and Kayla.
 
2012-10-30 11:32:56 PM  

indylaw: Kids with smartphones usually come from families with money, meaning their more likely to be popular, and it's more likely that mom and dad both work and are away a lot and there's plenty of time to screw with the house all to little Braden and Kayla.


pffft, when I was a teenager, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home... and still totally cool with the two of us spending all day alone in her daughter's bedroom...

/to be fair, I think her parents liked me more than they liked her
 
2012-10-30 11:37:16 PM  
I dunno, Subby. Something tells me the teenagers don't have enough money to fund a study. Smart phones don't come cheap.
 
2012-10-30 11:44:06 PM  

Tenatra: CSB...

This one time I was at walmart and found a cell phone sitting on a bench in the back of the store. A few minutes later I heard 3 girls come back and one was getting all panicky because she lost her phone. When I heard one of them a couple aisles away from me say she was going to call the phone I pulled out the battery and was amused by the distress that it caused them. As I was wandering around the store the 3 girls passed me multiple times looking high and low for the phone. (they couldn't have been older than middle school). When I looked at the phone she had a bunch of photos with her and a cross and other religious crap but also had a bunch of sext mesages and other sex shiat on there (no not her or other jailbat, nothing incriminating)

/That was the only time I've decided not to return something, to crush the heart of a teenage girl for losing her cell phone
//I bet she went home and wrote about it in her diary


You make an arsehole like me proud.
 
2012-10-30 11:50:03 PM  

Fallout Boy: Tenatra: CSB...


Congratulations, you're idiots.
 
2012-10-30 11:51:55 PM  

Tenatra: CSB...

This one time I was at walmart and found a cell phone sitting on a bench in the back of the store. A few minutes later I heard 3 girls come back and one was getting all panicky because she lost her phone. When I heard one of them a couple aisles away from me say she was going to call the phone I pulled out the battery and was amused by the distress that it caused them. As I was wandering around the store the 3 girls passed me multiple times looking high and low for the phone. (they couldn't have been older than middle school). When I looked at the phone she had a bunch of photos with her and a cross and other religious crap but also had a bunch of sext mesages and other sex shiat on there (no not her or other jailbat, nothing incriminating)

/That was the only time I've decided not to return something, to crush the heart of a teenage girl for losing her cell phone
//I bet she went home and wrote about it in her diary


Wow, you're a thief. You deprived someone of their own property. Good work.
 
2012-10-30 11:52:44 PM  

ultraholland: I'm an adult with a Nokia flip phone, so you can imagine how things are going for me.


I have a Tracphone. Hmmm
 
2012-10-31 12:00:01 AM  

cryinoutloud: ultraholland: I'm an adult with a Nokia flip phone, so you can imagine how things are going for me.

I have a Tracphone. Hmmm


2.bp.blogspot.com

www.funnywallphotos.com
 
2012-10-31 12:05:36 AM  
So 'kids' with access to the Internet are more likely to have sex with people they met on the Internet than people not on the Internet having sex with people they met on the Internet?

I are confuse'd
 
2012-10-31 12:06:46 AM  
That explains all the sex I've been having with teens.
 
2012-10-31 12:12:23 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: So THAT'S why my teen years were lonely, I had no cell phone.

I did have access to the teletype, but I guess that just wasn't good enough.


I had a friend who's dad had access to a 1GB drive, the didn't help either

/It had a hood
//thought it was cool in the 1800's
 
2012-10-31 12:14:25 AM  

FunkOut: Social people would deem a smartphone a necessity to their life on par with water and air. Without constant contact with their herd, their life loses all meaning and they lose the will to live.


That's funny, because I'm the opposite. When those people are in constant contact with their herd in restaurants and stores, I lose my will for them to live.
 
2012-10-31 12:14:32 AM  
more sex... with teachers?
 
2012-10-31 12:16:01 AM  

Ricardo Klement: eikni: So, guess I need to have the talk with my oldest son about how to go after the girls with Galaxy S3s and Iphone 5s, and to stay the F away from any girl who uses a Windows phone.

Blackberry?


She is the popular girl that moved away and all that is left are memories and year book photos.

//There would be more photos if she had a digital camera back then.
 
2012-10-31 12:19:31 AM  

Dumski: So are they using iPhones, or Galaxies to get off? I know that they both have vibrate functions, but what do the guys do with them?? 

Why don't the researchers answer that one?


i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 12:27:47 AM  

jedihirsch: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What teen doesn't have a smartphone? The Amish?

Well I'm 23 and still don't use a smartphone
1)don't like big devices in my pocket
2)My flip phone has a 3.2mp camera, plays music with a 16gb microsd, sends e-mails, texts, gets internet and has a twitter and facebook app, also has for $10 extra a month a nav system
3) Use very little data, basically just e-mail and basic news so don't need much more
4) as a grad student the hundreds I save a year are worth it for now

Also I have a friend who is 19 and is an engineering student who doesn't have a smartphone to save money too, and she says she's not the only practical engineering student.

Lets face it, Smartphones for most people are just big fancy toys for games and movies that sometimes are used for calls, and costs hundreds of dollars (at least) extra a month on a bill. (OK, for business many people need it, but find me one teen who actually needs it beyond the fancy expensive toy reason)


I have a Galaxy Nexus, and an unlimited data plan with text and unlimited talk (through google voice) is $30. That is cheaper than a lot of my friends who thought the same way.
 
2012-10-31 12:53:28 AM  

jedihirsch: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What teen doesn't have a smartphone? The Amish?

Well I'm 23 and still don't use a smartphone
1)don't like big devices in my pocket
2)My flip phone has a 3.2mp camera, plays music with a 16gb microsd, sends e-mails, texts, gets internet and has a twitter and facebook app, also has for $10 extra a month a nav system
3) Use very little data, basically just e-mail and basic news so don't need much more
4) as a grad student the hundreds I save a year are worth it for now

Also I have a friend who is 19 and is an engineering student who doesn't have a smartphone to save money too, and she says she's not the only practical engineering student.

Lets face it, Smartphones for most people are just big fancy toys for games and movies that sometimes are used for calls, and costs hundreds of dollars (at least) extra a month on a bill. (OK, for business many people need it, but find me one teen who actually needs it beyond the fancy expensive toy reason)


I know you're probably exaggerating, but you should probably take a look at the current cost of plans for smartphones. I had an old flip phone that I had been using for years witha simple plan, thinking I was good locking in at a low price. When I recently took a look at some of the plans for smartphones, I found I could get a lot more (unlimited data, long distance, texting, voicemail, etc.) for a bit less every month.

But yeah, my smartphone took over the role of my mp3 player and DS in addition to my phone (which I do use as a phone often). So it's more for entertainment than communication.
 
2012-10-31 01:02:54 AM  

davidphogan: Wow, you're a thief. You deprived someone of their own property. Good work.


She lost it, I found it. I had bigger plans but her mom never answered my call, I was going to go downtown to a sleazy bar and leave it with the barkeep after making contact with her and telling her where I "found" it.
 
2012-10-31 02:42:34 AM  
I remember a time when cell phones were the only thing guys would talk about whose was smaller.
 
2012-10-31 03:16:39 AM  
Just 'cause

xenophilius.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-31 04:24:14 AM  

Tenatra: CSB...

This one time I was at walmart and found a cell phone sitting on a bench in the back of the store. A few minutes later I heard 3 girls come back and one was getting all panicky because she lost her phone. When I heard one of them a couple aisles away from me say she was going to call the phone I pulled out the battery and was amused by the distress that it caused them. As I was wandering around the store the 3 girls passed me multiple times looking high and low for the phone. (they couldn't have been older than middle school). When I looked at the phone she had a bunch of photos with her and a cross and other religious crap but also had a bunch of sext mesages and other sex shiat on there (no not her or other jailbat, nothing incriminating)

/That was the only time I've decided not to return something, to crush the heart of a teenage girl for losing her cell phone
//I bet she went home and wrote about it in her diary


Did you fap to that badass in the mirror when you got home?
 
2012-10-31 04:59:13 AM  

Tenatra: CSB...

This one time I was at walmart...


If you want to contend with the likes of Pocket Ninja or spentmiles, you'll have to try harder.
 
2012-10-31 06:36:46 AM  

davidphogan: Tenatra: CSB...

This one time I was at walmart and found a cell phone sitting on a bench in the back of the store. A few minutes later I heard 3 girls come back and one was getting all panicky because she lost her phone. When I heard one of them a couple aisles away from me say she was going to call the phone I pulled out the battery and was amused by the distress that it caused them. As I was wandering around the store the 3 girls passed me multiple times looking high and low for the phone. (they couldn't have been older than middle school). When I looked at the phone she had a bunch of photos with her and a cross and other religious crap but also had a bunch of sext mesages and other sex shiat on there (no not her or other jailbat, nothing incriminating)

/That was the only time I've decided not to return something, to crush the heart of a teenage girl for losing her cell phone
//I bet she went home and wrote about it in her diary

Wow, you're a thief. You deprived someone of their own property. Good work.


He's still jerking off to the sexting and pics.
 
2012-10-31 06:42:49 AM  
If one doesn't see the connection between teens having smartphones and them having more sex at younger ages, one must really give their head a shake. Sex has become substantially easier for adults with the introduction of smartphones, so why would one think it's any different for younger ones? It's unfortunately (for teens) very true.
 
2012-10-31 07:22:40 AM  

JonnyG: If one doesn't see the connection between teens having smartphones and them having more sex at younger ages, one must really give their head a shake. Sex has become substantially easier for adults with the introduction of smartphones, so why would one think it's any different for younger ones? It's unfortunately (for teens) very true.


I always wondered why such potentially [behaviorally] hazardous items were considered suitable for young kids, there used to be a thing called 'adults only' and some things were considered unsuitable for children. Now, kids can get their hands on just about anything and there is almost no line between childhood and adulthood now. Sorta sad, really.
 
2012-10-31 07:29:26 AM  
Rabid Turnip

I May Be Crazy But...: Any phone that would have gotten me laid when I was a teenager is smart enough that it would have better things to do.


i1134.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 08:05:24 AM  
Mine is a SIEMENS!!

/10 year old phone
//aka ghettophone
///voice and text, that's it
////58

//will probably never get laid again
 
2012-10-31 09:09:36 AM  

eikni: So, guess I need to have the talk with my oldest son about how to go after the girls with Galaxy S3s and Iphone 5s, and to stay the F away from any girl who uses a Windows phone.


Probably a good idea even disregarding sexual activity level.
 
2012-10-31 09:14:04 AM  
What might sexy teens look like?
 
2012-10-31 09:14:18 AM  

Asplenium: jedihirsch: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What teen doesn't have a smartphone? The Amish?

Well I'm 23 and still don't use a smartphone
1)don't like big devices in my pocket
2)My flip phone has a 3.2mp camera, plays music with a 16gb microsd, sends e-mails, texts, gets internet and has a twitter and facebook app, also has for $10 extra a month a nav system
3) Use very little data, basically just e-mail and basic news so don't need much more
4) as a grad student the hundreds I save a year are worth it for now

Also I have a friend who is 19 and is an engineering student who doesn't have a smartphone to save money too, and she says she's not the only practical engineering student.

Lets face it, Smartphones for most people are just big fancy toys for games and movies that sometimes are used for calls, and costs hundreds of dollars (at least) extra a month on a bill. (OK, for business many people need it, but find me one teen who actually needs it beyond the fancy expensive toy reason)

I know you're probably exaggerating, but you should probably take a look at the current cost of plans for smartphones. I had an old flip phone that I had been using for years witha simple plan, thinking I was good locking in at a low price. When I recently took a look at some of the plans for smartphones, I found I could get a lot more (unlimited data, long distance, texting, voicemail, etc.) for a bit less every month.

But yeah, my smartphone took over the role of my mp3 player and DS in addition to my phone (which I do use as a phone often). So it's more for entertainment than communication.


Really? What company do you use (oh and all phones have the voicemail, etc)
with Verizon:
700 min talk with text and data Pay-as-you-go = $10 a month
Unlimited Talk and text and 300mb data = $40 a month
Unlimited Talk and text and 1gb data = $50 a month
Unlimited Talk and text and 4bg data (or six netlix videos)= $70
Unlimited Talk and text and and 6gb data (the average adult uses per month with a plan) =$80 a month

So for just calling it's $70 less a month than the average data user and for me it's $40 less (not including the phone fee is higher for smartphones to add to a plan. So in the end, I am hundreds of dollars ahead. and I still have enough data to check news every so often and send e-mails. and my flip phone is an mp3 player and has decent camera. This is why I am able to save money for real things like edible food and boarding while being in grad school
 
2012-10-31 09:19:22 AM  

jedihirsch: 6gb data (the average adult uses per month with a plan)


I've got a 2GB plan at $30/month (plus voice), don't take any care at all to watch my mobile data usage, and never get anywhere near the limit (usually it's 2-400MB/month). If I do any email, Facebook, app updates, etc. at work it uses mobile data (the non-802.1x wifi has an annoying proxy).

Though I don't stream music or videos, which is probably where most usage comes from. And I appreciate that extra $30/month isn't trivial for everyone. (I resisted on those grounds for some time, but finally gave in a couple years ago).
 
2012-10-31 10:17:47 AM  
I have a smartphone that was furnished by my company for work purposes it does a good job of keeping me connected to work and able to deal with situations that don't require me to fire up my laptop and VPN after searching high and low for a wi-fi hotspot.

Seriously NOT having a smartphone in my area would be a huge issue for me. i need access to data at random time and wi-fi hotspots are about as common as reasonable and intelligent posts in the politics tab.
 
2012-10-31 10:20:08 AM  

Egoy3k: Seriously NOT having a smartphone in my area would be a huge issue for me. i need access to data at random time and wi-fi hotspots are about as common as reasonable and intelligent posts in the politics tab.


Wait- what?

I have to drive hours to find a place that doesn't have a hotspot. Did you just accidentally compliment the posters on the politics tab???
 
2012-10-31 10:22:48 AM  

ZipSplat: I bet your parents being able to afford a smart phone is also highly correlated with their ability to buy you a car.

fark, there are probably all kinds of correlations in your favor just from the fact that your parents have money.


Yup. I note the absence of financial status in their controls. I think this is just another piece of junk research.
 
2012-10-31 11:55:12 AM  

Leeds: Egoy3k: Seriously NOT having a smartphone in my area would be a huge issue for me. i need access to data at random time and wi-fi hotspots are about as common as reasonable and intelligent posts in the politics tab.

Wait- what?

I have to drive hours to find a place that doesn't have a hotspot. Did you just accidentally compliment the posters on the politics tab???


Not everyone lives where you live, and different places have different infrastructure.That's why I I mentioned how uncommon wi-fi hotspots are in my area.
 
2012-10-31 12:42:41 PM  
Teenagers having sex? Unpossible! Where do people come up with such silly ideas?
 
2012-10-31 01:17:25 PM  

Tenatra: She lost it, I found it. I had bigger plans but her mom never answered my call, I was going to go downtown to a sleazy bar and leave it with the barkeep after making contact with her and telling her where I "found" it.


Then enjoy 25 to life with Bubba having his way w/ you just because you had to steal a phone and be an accessory to another crime.

/Wrong in any way, even if to only suggest the scenario
//Welcome to my ignore list
 
2012-10-31 01:19:09 PM  

davidphogan: Wow, you're a thief. You deprived someone of their own property


THIS.

The only relevant part of that person's post. Just favorited! them and get on with your day.
 
2012-10-31 03:34:15 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [www.xxlmag.com image 500x281]


Problem?
 
2012-10-31 10:01:50 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: jedihirsch: 6gb data (the average adult uses per month with a plan)

I've got a 2GB plan at $30/month (plus voice), don't take any care at all to watch my mobile data usage, and never get anywhere near the limit (usually it's 2-400MB/month). If I do any email, Facebook, app updates, etc. at work it uses mobile data (the non-802.1x wifi has an annoying proxy).

Though I don't stream music or videos, which is probably where most usage comes from. And I appreciate that extra $30/month isn't trivial for everyone. (I resisted on those grounds for some time, but finally gave in a couple years ago).


I have the $40 a month plan and all I use the data for is checking e-mail and news on mobile web. Have yet to reach a month's limit. And since my dumbphone has an mp3 player I have my music. If I am traveling like on a plane or for a long distance then a bring my mp3 player with the large screen, so I use it as necessary, And I pay hundreds less a year than most of my fellow students and I somehow survive. I don't care if other people want to waste their money on fancy toys (unless you need it for business, though my mom is a lawyer and uses a qwerty phone with no data, and my dad is a Systems Database Programmer and uses a flip phone and only uses data for e-mail, and both of them are fine with it and feel no need to upgrade) Just I am not wasting money on something I don't need when I am on a tight budget
 
2012-10-31 11:07:14 PM  
ahhhhh, I remember the good old days,as a senior citizen. When teens equipped with penises and vaginas had sex.Those were the good old days.
 
2012-11-02 07:41:20 AM  
"But Mom, PLEEEEEEEZ can I have a smartphone? I REALLY REALLY need it to get laid"
 
2012-11-02 01:02:42 PM  

dready zim: "But Mom, PLEEEEEEEZ can I have a smartphone? I REALLY REALLY need it to get laid"


You'd probably have a better shot asking your father...
 
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