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(Chicago Trib)   Man arrested for making death threats after his daughter was replaced on her volleyball team   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 50
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2012-10-30 07:17:57 PM
"his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister"

Who later said to her benched sibling, "Dad always liked you best!"
 
2012-10-30 10:05:30 PM
Come on, Dad, both of your daughters should have the opportunity to handle balls.
 
2012-10-30 10:13:03 PM
Hmm. Imagine that.

Parents behaving badly at a youth sports event. Isn't that about like the sun rising and falling every morning?
 
2012-10-30 10:39:15 PM
Has a very similar name to the governor of Ohio...who's a Republican, meaning he's automatically Satan in the typical farker's worldview.
 
2012-10-30 10:43:07 PM
at least he wont have to worry about seeing his spawn graduate ... unless he gets parole

/yes, I know, he will probably plea bargain down to a misdemeanor
 
2012-10-31 01:15:40 AM
www.treasurenet.com
 
2012-10-31 01:15:48 AM

mikemoto: Has a very similar name to the governor of Ohio...who's a Republican, meaning he's automatically Satan in the typical farker's worldview.



Are you always like this? No wonder your blood pressure is so high...
 
2012-10-31 01:16:08 AM
I wonder if the consequences will ever be the same
 
2012-10-31 01:16:09 AM
It must be nice to be that girl and have a father who is so stable and well-adjusted.
 
2012-10-31 01:17:09 AM
Less yap yap yap and more fap fap fap, please.

1.bp.blogspot.com 

Ah yes, the best a man can get.
 
2012-10-31 01:18:07 AM
Kasik allegedly became upset Thursday night when his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister, Berlin said Tuesday.

Her sister is named BERLIN?

Tells you something about the father. You know who else thought Berlin was a great name?

/pet peeve
 
2012-10-31 01:19:17 AM

Notabunny: I wonder if the consequences will ever be the same


The only thing we can say for sure is that they were contemplated that day.
 
2012-10-31 01:21:51 AM

Christian Bale: Kasik allegedly became upset Thursday night when his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister, Berlin said Tuesday.

Her sister is named BERLIN?

Tells you something about the father. You know who else thought Berlin was a great name?



padresteve.files.wordpress.com

is thrilled you asked.
 
2012-10-31 01:24:34 AM

Apos: Christian Bale: Kasik allegedly became upset Thursday night when his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister, Berlin said Tuesday.

Her sister is named BERLIN?

Tells you something about the father. You know who else thought Berlin was a great name?


[padresteve.files.wordpress.com image 400x383]

is thrilled you asked.


I didn't know Hot Topic had a metro stop.
 
2012-10-31 01:28:31 AM
Later that evening, Kasik allegedly left several threatening text and phone messages for the volleyball coach, including one in which Kasik threatened to kill the coach and rape the coach's wife and daughter, Berlin said.

Why? So that the coach can have rape babies that get kicked off the team as they have loser-ass genes?
 
2012-10-31 01:31:23 AM

Christian Bale: Kasik allegedly became upset Thursday night when his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister, Berlin said Tuesday.

Her sister is named BERLIN?

Tells you something about the father. You know who else thought Berlin was a great name?

/pet peeve


I went to HS with a girl named Dresden. Her sister had an unusual name, too, but I can't remember it.
Maybe it was Nagasaki...
 
2012-10-31 01:53:32 AM

BronyMedic: Hmm. Imagine that.

Parents behaving badly at a youth sports event. Isn't that about like the sun rising and falling every morning?


Wow, that's spooky, kind of like the weather in California. 50% chance of sunrise followed by a 50% chance of sunset with a 50% chance of an earth quake or brush fire thrown in just for the hell of it!
 
2012-10-31 01:56:54 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Less yap yap yap and more fap fap fap, please.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x564] 

Ah yes, the best a man can get.


DAAMMMM!
/insert i'mokwiththis.jpg!
 
2012-10-31 01:57:10 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister"

Who later said to her benched sibling, "Dad always liked you best!"


I saw that and said "What the everloving Fark?"...

This is definately worthy of double facepalm...
 
2012-10-31 02:03:08 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Come on, Dad, both of your daughters should have the opportunity to handle balls.


We should run this by the football team team first.
/what do you mean his daughters beat us to it?
//don't blame me for three in a row, get busy farkers!
///or are all of you on the East coast?
 
2012-10-31 02:04:42 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Less yap yap yap and more fap fap fap, please.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x564] 

Ah yes, the best a man can get.


Why is her ass advertising a razor "for men"? Oh, wait. Wow.
 
2012-10-31 02:08:03 AM
in a world where a lot of parents just don't give a damn, this Dad not only goes to his kids games, he's also enthusiastic about showing support. someone is going to get an extra nice card come Father's Day!
 
2012-10-31 02:18:44 AM
there's always an open position on my team

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iphonewallpaperfarm.com
 
2012-10-31 02:19:47 AM

Christian Bale: Kasik allegedly became upset Thursday night when his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister, Berlin said Tuesday.

Her sister is named BERLIN?

Tells you something about the father. You know who else thought Berlin was a great name?

/pet peeve


Manson?
 
2012-10-31 02:28:23 AM
Oh wow... starting what would ordinarily be a somewhat boring wednesday morning, this thread delivers both great comments AND volleyball pics!

Thank you all so much =)

/would also add that I'm glad I don't deal with parents like that, though I am a teacher
//crosses fingers and hopes the above statement shall always remain true
 
2012-10-31 02:30:29 AM

Arcturus72: BarkingUnicorn: "his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister"

Who later said to her benched sibling, "Dad always liked you best!"

I saw that and said "What the everloving Fark?"...

This is definately worthy of double facepalm...


Isn't it obvious that he was pissed because his favorite daughter was replaced by the disappointing one?
 
2012-10-31 02:31:50 AM
I wish I could replace my daughter.
 
2012-10-31 02:32:32 AM

lelio: Later that evening, Kasik allegedly left several threatening text and phone messages for the volleyball coach, including one in which Kasik threatened to kill the coach and rape the coach's wife and daughter, Berlin said.

Why? So that the coach can have rape babies that get kicked off the team as they have loser-ass genes?


Would this be actual rape-rape as defined by the GOP?
 
2012-10-31 03:10:36 AM
I was amazed how leisurely, even reluctant, was the official (school, police) response. You start shoving people around & uttering death threats in most places and the lights go out.

Or maybe he was a familiar pest so they stayed calm. 'Oh it's HIM again.'
 
2012-10-31 03:31:33 AM
Something tells me this thread will turn epic in the morning...
 
2012-10-31 03:54:09 AM

zulius: Something tells me this thread will turn epic in the morning...


Six words:

May
Walsh
Brazil
Central
Connecticut
State
 
2012-10-31 04:07:28 AM
Well, maybe the girl shouldn't have sucked so much, right dad? Or maybe the problem is she didn't suck enough, hmmm.
 
2012-10-31 04:08:04 AM
Just kidding. I don't have a daughter.
 
2012-10-31 04:15:42 AM

zulius: Something tells me this thread will turn epic in the morning...


Off to Facebook for Dox then?
 
2012-10-31 04:56:32 AM
"The athletic director convinced Kasik to come to the school the next day to talk about the matter. Later that evening, Kasik allegedly left several threatening text and phone messages for the volleyball coach, including one in which Kasik threatened to kill the coach and rape the coach's wife and daughter, Berlin said.

The following morning, Kasik came to the school to meet with the athletic director, but the meeting degenerated when Kasik began shouting, Berlin said."


Wait a second: if a parent follows the coach to his private residence, threatens to kill him, then leaves phone messages that same evening with more death threats, I'd say tomorrow morning's meeting is officially cancelled and your kids are off the team. Period.

Maybe I'm crazy, but as a rule I don't keep meetings with people who threaten to kill me and rape my wife and daughter. I don't care what the PTA or the school board say. There are limits.
 
2012-10-31 06:19:28 AM
Would have been nice if they included a picture of what a high school volleyball player might look like. Ya know, for research.
 
2012-10-31 07:00:51 AM
Rabid Turnip

CitizenTed: "The athletic director convinced Kasik to come to the school the next day to talk about the matter. Later that evening, Kasik allegedly left several threatening text and phone messages for the volleyball coach, including one in which Kasik threatened to kill the coach and rape the coach's wife and daughter, Berlin said.

The following morning, Kasik came to the school to meet with the athletic director, but the meeting degenerated when Kasik began shouting, Berlin said."

Wait a second: if a parent follows the coach to his private residence, threatens to kill him, then leaves phone messages that same evening with more death threats, I'd say tomorrow morning's meeting is officially cancelled and your kids are off the team. Period.

Maybe I'm crazy, but as a rule I don't keep meetings with people who threaten to kill me and rape my wife and daughter. I don't care what the PTA or the school board say. There are limits.


I know, eh? That was my WTF moment from the article as well.
 
2012-10-31 07:25:11 AM

Rabid Turnip: Rabid TurnipCitizenTed: "
I know, eh? That was my WTF moment from the article as well.


Mine was when it said the girl who replaced the removed child was her sister. I mean really how much of a dick can you be?

//No Sally I don't actually hate you I just like your sister better.

///the return in the morning for a meeting was kind of bad too.
 
2012-10-31 08:38:28 AM
Rabid Turnip

yousaywut: Rabid Turnip: Rabid TurnipCitizenTed: "
I know, eh? That was my WTF moment from the article as well.

Mine was when it said the girl who replaced the removed child was her sister. I mean really how much of a dick can you be?

//No Sally I don't actually hate you I just like your sister better.

///the return in the morning for a meeting was kind of bad too.


Well that was when I figured the father was a mega-douchebag, but the WTF was for the teacher. If some a$$hole follows me home making death and rape threats there is no farking way I'd be meeting with him the next morning.
 
2012-10-31 08:55:14 AM
came for the hot volleyball girls...

...not leaving disappointed

...leaving a little more frustrated
 
2012-10-31 10:04:14 AM

mikemoto: Has a very similar name to the governor of Ohio...who's a Republican, meaning he's automatically Satan in the typical farker's worldview.



i734.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-31 10:31:23 AM

Christian Bale: Kasik allegedly became upset Thursday night when his daughter, a player on the Lisle High School volleyball team, was removed from a match and replaced by her sister, Berlin said Tuesday.

Her sister is named BERLIN?

Tells you something about the father. You know who else thought Berlin was a great name?

/pet peeve


A one hit wonder band from the 1980's?
 
2012-10-31 11:07:04 AM
I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that it wasn't in:

people.virginia.edu
 
2012-10-31 11:53:46 AM
Ah, yes, sleepy Lisle makes the news.
 
2012-10-31 01:49:04 PM
Only three pictures of girls in volleyball uniforms. Fark this thread I'm outta here.

/heading for my bunk
 
2012-10-31 01:49:46 PM
i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-10-31 02:34:25 PM

ArmednHammered: BronyMedic: Hmm. Imagine that.

Parents behaving badly at a youth sports event. Isn't that about like the sun rising and falling every morning?

Wow, that's spooky, kind of like the weather in California. 50% chance of sunrise followed by a 50% chance of sunset with a 50% chance of an earth quake or brush fire thrown in just for the hell of it!


You're logic is...at best...heinous.
 
2012-10-31 04:10:44 PM

Christian Bale: zulius: Something tells me this thread will turn epic in the morning...

Six words:

May
Walsh
Brazil
Central
Connecticut
State

Thanks for the fap stuff, sir, however, it's severely lacking in this thread...
 
2012-11-01 12:46:15 AM

FTDA: Tells you something about the father. You know who else thought Berlin was a great name?

A one hit wonder band from the 1980's?


By one-hit wonder, are you referring to "The Metro", "No More Words", "Sex (I'm a...)", or "Take My Breath Away"?
 
2012-11-01 09:33:48 AM
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2012-10-31 02:18:44 AM


there's always an open position on my team


bottom pic looks like she has a tiny penis in there
 
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