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(Think Progress)   Not content with legitimate rape and rape-baby gifts, the GOP wants you to know you'll go to hell if you don't vote Republican   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 291
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2012-10-30 06:40:31 PM  
Your vote will affect the future and be recorded in eternity. Will you vote the values that will stand the test of fire?

That pure, unadulterated piece of shiat.

I don't want the Christian Taliban running my country.
 
2012-10-30 06:42:09 PM  
Umm, I thought that was the point of bringing a moral absolutism into politics?
 
2012-10-30 06:44:12 PM  
I guess I'll be in fine company then.

If heaven if full of santimonious pricks, I'd rather not end up there thank you very much.
 
2012-10-30 06:48:51 PM  
The fundie act has gotten so bad that most of Europe is pointing at us and laughing.
 
2012-10-30 06:50:12 PM  
I'd just like to say, from the bottom of my heart; go f*ck yourself
 
2012-10-30 06:54:33 PM  
You know, I actually wish Jesus was real, just so he could come back and biatchslap these people.
 
2012-10-30 06:55:42 PM  
well if that wasn't obvious, I don't know what else is. You're all gonna burn in hell.
 
2012-10-30 06:57:17 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The fundie act has gotten so bad that most of Europe is pointing at us and laughing.


I have family in England who wanted to know what the hell is going on here. I wish I could explain.
 
2012-10-30 06:59:06 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: I have family in England who wanted to know what the hell is going on here. I wish I could explain.


there is no explanation other than the entire nation has gone off the deep end. What's at the bottom, we'll know soon enough.
 
2012-10-30 07:03:10 PM  
The right to life from conception to natural death ....


From here http://www.ontheissues.org/2012/Mike_Huckabee_Crime.htm

Q: Is it true that during your ten-plus years of governor of Arkansas, you oversaw 1,033 pardons and commutations of prisoners, including 12 murders?
A: I actually carried out the death penalty 16 times more than any governor in my state's history
 
2012-10-30 07:07:20 PM  
oh, and I am SHOCKED to see all those poor downtrodden white people (only) casting their balllots.
Stay classy and subtle, you tool.
 
2012-10-30 07:11:07 PM  
These are the people the GOP presents as candidates to run the country. In this day and age, still believing people when they tell you that you are destined for a lake of fire if you don't do what they say? That's astounding.

www.bartcop.com
 
2012-10-30 07:12:05 PM  
If we DO vote Republican, it will be Hell on Earth...
 
2012-10-30 07:18:19 PM  

EatTheWorld: well if that wasn't obvious, I don't know what else is. You're all gonna burn in hell.


Absolutely. But not for my vote.
 
2012-10-30 07:22:45 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: Your vote will affect the future and be recorded in eternity. Will you vote the values that will stand the test of fire?


Did someone say fire?

i.imgur.com 

/fly my pretty, fly...
 
2012-10-30 07:31:30 PM  

EatTheWorld: well if that wasn't obvious, I don't know what else is. You're all gonna burn in hell.


Save me a seat.
 
2012-10-30 07:35:04 PM  

EatTheWorld: well if that wasn't obvious, I don't know what else is. You're all gonna burn in hell.


YES!
 
2012-10-30 08:13:49 PM  
f*ck it. i'm hanging with the pagans. their afterlife seems to be a lot less judgmental.
 
2012-10-30 08:24:33 PM  
Sounds just a tad judgemental.
 
2012-10-30 08:31:06 PM  

Weaver95: f*ck it. i'm hanging with the pagans. their afterlife seems to be a lot less judgmental.


You really can't beat Buddhism. reincarnation is the shizz.
 
2012-10-30 08:34:48 PM  
Damn. This fits here, too.

The Deep South was founded a few generations after Yankeedom around Charleston and the lowlands of South Carolina by English slave lords from the island of Barbados. It was actually referred to as "Carolina in the West Indies," as if it was a Caribbean slave island that just happened to be on the mainland. It was a slave state backed by a racial caste system. The system was extremely authoritarian and marked by staggering differences in wealth and privilege and rights. Its founders considered the slave state to be virtuous; they abhorred democracy and saw themselves as aristocrats and society as being created to serve their interests. They thought that regular people's participation in politics should be limited or nonexistent.

Link
 
2012-10-30 08:57:12 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Damn. This fits here, too.

The Deep South was founded a few generations after Yankeedom around Charleston and the lowlands of South Carolina by English slave lords from the island of Barbados. It was actually referred to as "Carolina in the West Indies," as if it was a Caribbean slave island that just happened to be on the mainland. It was a slave state backed by a racial caste system. The system was extremely authoritarian and marked by staggering differences in wealth and privilege and rights. Its founders considered the slave state to be virtuous; they abhorred democracy and saw themselves as aristocrats and society as being created to serve their interests. They thought that regular people's participation in politics should be limited or nonexistent.
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Link


Good read. Thanks
 
2012-10-30 09:05:11 PM  
Vote against health care for all, against loving couples, and for Caesar's control of the wombs of women. It's how Jesus wants it. If not, he will torture you forever. And by the way, if torture is good enough for Jesus, it's damn well good enough for the United States government.
 
2012-10-30 09:07:55 PM  

alienated: The right to life from conception to natural death ....


From here http://www.ontheissues.org/2012/Mike_Huckabee_Crime.htm

Q: Is it true that during your ten-plus years of governor of Arkansas, you oversaw 1,033 pardons and commutations of prisoners, including 12 murders?
A: I actually carried out the death penalty 16 times more than any governor in my state's history


These people don't give two shiats about life. Most of them are against health care and for the death penalty. Nothing but a bunch of hypocrites. Abortion is something the political leaders use to rile up the votes of the masses.
 
2012-10-30 09:21:16 PM  
If he's right then his god does not deserve worship and I guess I'll see you all in hell. Should be a great party.
 
2012-10-30 09:24:30 PM  
LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.
 
2012-10-30 09:24:56 PM  
I still contend that the god(s) the Republicans worship isn't the Christian god. think about it - none of the GOP policies are in line with what christ demanded of his followers.
 
2012-10-30 09:25:31 PM  

djkutch: LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.


They'd just try to deport him to Mexico.
 
2012-10-30 09:25:45 PM  

djkutch: LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.


they're gonna be even MORE surprised when the pagan gods show up and crash the party.
 
2012-10-30 09:26:48 PM  

SilentStrider: djkutch: LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.

They'd just try to deport him to Mexico.


nah. brown skinned guy from the middle east who preaches non-violence AND socialism? that motherf*cker is going to Gitmo for sure.
 
2012-10-30 09:34:54 PM  
Oh, and one more thing: sh*t like this is what convinced me that there is no God

/otherwise, there'd be some serious smitin' and retribution coming down on these self-righteous f*ckwits
 
2012-10-30 09:41:52 PM  

Weaver95: djkutch: LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.

they're gonna be even MORE surprised when the pagan gods show up and crash the party.


I dunno. I'm guessing Thor is a Republican.
 
2012-10-30 09:46:35 PM  
Well, if you believe in hell, you'll be seeing Mike Huckabee there if you go. I always believed, and still do, that the people who damn people to hell the most have a seat right behind the conductor on the train down there.
 
2012-10-30 09:54:45 PM  

djkutch: Weaver95: djkutch: LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.

they're gonna be even MORE surprised when the pagan gods show up and crash the party.

I dunno. I'm guessing Thor is a Republican.


No way. Thor believed in noblesse oblige, whereas the GOP elite are plutocrats and the rank and file would gladly bow to Loki if he showed up in the guise of Republican Jesus.

Moreover, Thor would not respect representative government at all, being divine royalty and all.
 
2012-10-30 10:05:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The fundie act has gotten so bad that most of Europe is pointing at us and laughing.


What cracks me up are the "conservatives" who go on and on about what an "embarrassment" Obama is. Embarrassment to whom? Other teabaggers? Cuz, outside of you and a bunch of terrorists losing sleep worrying about being droned, everybody likes and respects him, even if they disagree with his politics.

It's REPUBLICANS that the rest of the world is scratching their heads over. "Are Americans really going to vote for this Romney clown? WTF is wrong with them??"
 
2012-10-30 10:14:24 PM  
Evangelicals supporting Mormons! Jesus must be turning over in his grave!

//What an entertaining election cycle.
 
2012-10-30 10:16:57 PM  

Parthenogenetic: djkutch: Weaver95: djkutch: LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.

they're gonna be even MORE surprised when the pagan gods show up and crash the party.

I dunno. I'm guessing Thor is a Republican.

No way. Thor believed in noblesse oblige, whereas the GOP elite are plutocrats and the rank and file would gladly bow to Loki if he showed up in the guise of Republican Jesus.

Moreover, Thor would not respect representative government at all, being divine royalty and all.


Romney and Obama are Loki and Thor. Or, vice-versa. I can't study it out.
 
2012-10-30 10:40:16 PM  

ceebeecates4: Evangelicals supporting Mormons! Jesus must be turning over in his grave!

//What an entertaining election cycle.


Wait... I thought he... but then he wouldn't have...

/Oh, FFS, I'm confused now
 
2012-10-30 10:43:36 PM  
FTFA: HUCKABEE: Many issues are at stake, but some issues are not negotiable: The right to life from conception to natural death.

This "natural death" that he's talking about includes dying due to lack of health insurance. If God wanted you to have coverage, you would have it.
 
2012-10-30 10:43:58 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ceebeecates4: Evangelicals supporting Mormons! Jesus must be turning over in his grave!

//What an entertaining election cycle.

Wait... I thought he... but then he wouldn't have...

/Oh, FFS, I'm confused now


Just accept it on faith.
 
2012-10-30 10:50:59 PM  

djkutch: LOL. Republicans are in for a huge surprise when Jesus comes back.


meh
he already came and left.
They missed the rapture and were left behind.
In hell on earth.

Bwahahahahaha
 
2012-10-30 11:21:13 PM  
I keep crossing these damnation lines in the sand, and they keep drawing new ones.
 
2012-10-30 11:30:13 PM  
WOMBS FOR CAESAR
 
2012-10-30 11:30:16 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The fundie act has gotten so bad that most of Europe is pointing at us and laughing.


If you have an opportunity, ask a Brit or an Aussie what they think of American parents homeschooling their children.

We've been a laughingstock for quite some time now.
 
2012-10-30 11:30:30 PM  

Ambivalence: I guess I'll be in fine company then.

If heaven if full of santimonious pricks, I'd rather not end up there thank you very much.


If Heaven is his idea of Heaven, I'd rather go to Hell simply because the party will be better, and I can angle myself for a leadership position.
 
2012-10-30 11:33:04 PM  
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2012-10-30 11:33:30 PM  
If going to Hell gets me away from people like him, stoke the flames because I'm coming in hot.

/Heaven for the view, Hell for the company
 
2012-10-30 11:33:36 PM  
What's this about both sides being bad again?
 
2012-10-30 11:35:13 PM  

clkeagle: Marcus Aurelius: The fundie act has gotten so bad that most of Europe is pointing at us and laughing.

If you have an opportunity, ask a Brit or an Aussie what they think of American parents homeschooling their children.

We've been a laughingstock for quite some time now.


I am going to Germany in early December for work. I am going to wear a "I didn't vote for that scheisse-head" t-shirt if Mittens wins.
 
2012-10-30 11:35:30 PM  
In the words of Huckleberry Finn:

"All right, then, I'll go to hell."
 
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