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(Daily Kos)   Why hasn't Romney talked about his record managing emergencies? Because as Governor, he vetoed a flood prevention project for a town that later flooded, then ignored requests for help from a second flooded town   (dailykos.com) divider line 74
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2012-10-30 07:18:00 PM  
5 votes:

ck819: Why are most farkers liberals?


Because you have to read to understand most of the non-pornography content on the internet.
2012-10-30 03:12:49 PM  
5 votes:
More liberal deflection away from the failed policies of B. Hussein - what about Guantanimo? Did Obama close it? Nope - in fact they probably didn't even prepare for Sandy.

Proof of Obama's failure on emergency management was seen in his administration's handling of all the OWS events which occurred in life-threatening winter conditions - and yet his thugs in blue could be seen beating down innocent Americans who have been steam-rolled by the liberal agenda. Not even a single warm blanket, cup of soup or tent offered by FEMA during the trying times of OWS.

Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.

He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill - now there is an emergency failure of epic proportion. But no, instead lets talk about a little 3-day Nor'easter and how the Katrina response was one of Obama's signature accomplishments.

/ No think like liberal groupthink
2012-10-30 07:41:47 PM  
4 votes:
Now we can't say "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job" without being called a racist. :(
2012-10-30 03:02:38 PM  
4 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He did send a busload of bootstraps, so there's that


so how did it feel to spend a moment inside my head?
2012-10-30 08:08:40 PM  
3 votes:

Elzar: derp....derp... spectacularly.....hurrr....durrr....


i.imgur.com
2012-10-30 07:07:40 PM  
3 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.


Yes, and those tend to be the places where food grows and where ports can be located. Have you had yourself checked for late-stage syphilis lately?
2012-10-30 04:18:29 PM  
3 votes:
Everyone knows that the only true solution to all this flooding and wind damage is more tax breaks for the wealthy.
2012-10-30 03:57:28 PM  
3 votes:
www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

"Mitt Romney was never governor of Massachusetts!"
2012-10-30 03:03:56 PM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk: He did send a busload of bootstraps, so there's that

so how did it feel to spend a moment inside my head?


Is that what it was?

/I thought I'd finally gotten one of those LSD flashbacks I was promised
//lyin' bestids
2012-10-30 03:02:28 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah, but those Salt Lake City Olympics...he did a good job, there.
2012-10-30 10:15:02 PM  
2 votes:

ck819: Thanks for the responses.

I just noticed most of the political headlines were anti Romney, pro Obama and most of the posts the same. No bias. Maybe my question should have been "why are most farkers pro Obama?"


Because you touch yourself at night.

Seriously, you've been registered on this site since 2006; you should have learned to troll better than that by now.
2012-10-30 10:03:48 PM  
2 votes:

ck819: Honest, non trolling question. I'm not on here a lot so I really don't know...

Why are most farkers liberals?



Wait, this is Fark, right?


Since no one else will be straight with you, I tell you why. The reason is that your mother's a whore.
2012-10-30 09:33:16 PM  
2 votes:

ck819: Thanks for the responses.

I just noticed most of the political headlines were anti Romney, pro Obama and most of the posts the same. No bias. Maybe my question should have been "why are most farkers pro Obama?"


He's the best Republican president in my lifetime.
2012-10-30 08:54:40 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /I thought I'd finally gotten one of those LSD flashbacks I was promised


This one is an LDS flashback.
2012-10-30 08:12:25 PM  
2 votes:

ck819: Why are most farkers liberals?


I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm a liberal because I'm not a farktard.
2012-10-30 07:37:46 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.

so blame the victim? that's your solution?


Yeah, that's pretty much just the tip of the iceberg of stupid you're replying to, there...

When you think Massachusetts, you certainly don't think of towns older than the actual United States that have survived far worst natural disasters than some flooding... Hell, new towns are popping up all the time here. It like a game of Rise of Nations here in the Commonwealth. If those folks aren't going to be careful where the build their town, it's their own fault is something happens to 'em. Just last year, a whole town was destroyed by a band of Mongols. Why should my tax dollars go to helping them rebuild so close to the Mongol Empire?!?
2012-10-30 07:29:29 PM  
2 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.


Should you be allowed to accumulate property you lack the means to protect, and then expect the state to arrest and jail anyone who takes it from you at MY expense? Take care of your own property, you socialist leech. You should have planned better.
2012-10-30 07:24:46 PM  
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: Mitt's going to be in a tough spot later this week... he'll be forced either to congratulate Obama for doing a good job, or to criticize him and risk looking unpresidential for playing politics during a national disaster.

I wonder how his campaign will handle this down the stretch...




You are misunderestimating the man. He can do both, certainly in the same paragraph and probably in the same sentence.
2012-10-30 07:23:58 PM  
2 votes:
extras.mnginteractive.com
2012-10-30 04:10:22 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: Is that seriously the best spin the Romney people have? It's not Romney's fault that he vetoed a flood control bill, it's the Democrats fault for not overriding it?


It's a given that Republicans are assholes. If the Democrats don't stop the Republicans from being assholes, then that means that the Democrats are weak and shouldn't be elected anymore. So vote Republican.
2012-10-30 03:19:46 PM  
2 votes:

Elzar: More liberal deflection away from the failed policies of B. Hussein - what about Guantanimo? Did Obama close it? Nope - in fact they probably didn't even prepare for Sandy.

Proof of Obama's failure on emergency management was seen in his administration's handling of all the OWS events which occurred in life-threatening winter conditions - and yet his thugs in blue could be seen beating down innocent Americans who have been steam-rolled by the liberal agenda. Not even a single warm blanket, cup of soup or tent offered by FEMA during the trying times of OWS.

Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.

He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill - now there is an emergency failure of epic proportion. But no, instead lets talk about a little 3-day Nor'easter and how the Katrina response was one of Obama's signature accomplishments.

/ No think like liberal groupthink


I honestly can't tell if this is serious or not....
2012-10-30 03:11:46 PM  
2 votes:

Lurking Fear: Flood prevention?!? That as unnecessary as health insurance. I'm not sick, why would I need health insurance?


It's just like your car insurance paying for oil changes!
2012-10-30 03:01:33 PM  
2 votes:
He did send a busload of bootstraps, so there's that
2012-10-30 02:11:05 PM  
2 votes:

Lurking Fear: Flood prevention?!? That as unnecessary as health insurance. I'm not sick, why would I need health insurance?


Also, why spend money on something called volcano monitoring!
2012-10-31 06:04:35 AM  
1 votes:
And in another post ck819 said:
"Honest, non trolling question. I'm not on here a lot so I really don't know..."

ck819: Thanks for the responses.

I just noticed most of the political headlines were anti Romney, pro Obama and most of the posts the same. No bias...


So you're not here alot but you've noticed 'most of the political headlines were anti Romney'.
What are the chances of that happening to you, maybe you're a wizard?

Are you a wizard?
2012-10-31 05:45:54 AM  
1 votes:
Oh no, whatever y'all do, DO NOT Google "Hunter Worthington"!!!

[sets self on fire, runs around screaming, then teleports through N-space to wind up yet again in the White House bathroom nearest to the Oval Office. Alarms go off. Hilarity ensues.] 
2012-10-30 10:01:11 PM  
1 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.


So, in other words...

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-30 09:10:19 PM  
1 votes:

netizencain: If the flood control measures were so important, why didn't the house override the veto? Can't they do that?



"Lady, if you didn't want it, why didn't you stop me? So what... I had a knife at your throat. Big deal. If you REALLY cared... and you REALLY didn't want it, you would have fought me off... knife or no knife. Don't try to pretend after the fact that this is all my fault somehow. Either you wanted it or you're so weak and timid and powerless that you should've never even left your house. Don't act like I'm some horrible boogeyman. Take some responsibility for yourself. You disgust me."
2012-10-30 08:59:45 PM  
1 votes:

Huggermugger: Elzar: More liberal deflection away from the failed policies of B. Hussein - what about Guantanimo? Did Obama close it? Nope - in fact they probably didn't even prepare for Sandy.

Proof of Obama's failure on emergency management was seen in his administration's handling of all the OWS events which occurred in life-threatening winter conditions - and yet his thugs in blue could be seen beating down innocent Americans who have been steam-rolled by the liberal agenda. Not even a single warm blanket, cup of soup or tent offered by FEMA during the trying times of OWS.

Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.

He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill - now there is an emergency failure of epic proportion. But no, instead lets talk about a little 3-day Nor'easter and how the Katrina response was one of Obama's signature accomplishments.

/ No think like liberal groupthink

WTF is " armed psycho reform legislation"? I have never heard of such a thing. Google reveals nothing.


I believe that is the elegantly stated Poe's Law version of "gun control". Basically, he's playing a conservative lambasting Obama for not passing "gun control" - but calling it something different to hide the ball from people trying to gauge his trolling. Gun control = bad, psycho control = good, gun control = psycho control *headsplosion* Another good technique used is his first paragraph dig at Guantanimo - policy wise its as far off topic as is possible. Overall, I would rate this troll as 9.7-9.8, but the Russian judge may have a different opinion.
2012-10-30 08:50:53 PM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: I just noticed most of the political headlines were anti Romney, pro Obama

Hahahhhhhhahaahahahah


Apparently he's using Netscape communicator and it doesn't allow for [derp] a href="AmericanThinker.org">img src="AmericanRetard.org" [/derp]
2012-10-30 08:47:35 PM  
1 votes:
I just noticed most of the political headlines were anti Romney, pro Obama

Hahahhhhhhahaahahahah
2012-10-30 08:42:39 PM  
1 votes:

JohnnyC: TV's Vinnie: Just lookit those crowds!

It isn't like Romney is very popular here in Michigan... I'm sure tens of people couldn't wait to have Mitt lie to them personally.


But... but... I was told that MI is still up for grabs: "Michigan: 51-48 Romney -- the surprise of the night, Romney's home state ties are more key than Obama's claims to have "saved" the domestic auto industry"

/planning on laughing SO hard at unskewed on Nov. 7th
2012-10-30 08:40:36 PM  
1 votes:

ck819: Honest, non trolling question. I'm not on here a lot so I really don't know...

Why are most farkers liberals?


My guess is that there are a lot easier targets for conservatives to take over, so they just gravitate towards those.
2012-10-30 08:38:37 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus you people actually farking think he is posting in earnest? Maybe he is right, you ARE retarded
2012-10-30 08:37:46 PM  
1 votes:

Animatronik: This is a lame, one-sided attempt by Obamafanatics to exploit a natural disaster.

If we continue as we have been, we wont have to worry about Federal disaster relief because there wont be any federal money for it.


cdn2-b.examiner.com
2012-10-30 08:32:16 PM  
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com

Just lookit those crowds! 

MITTMENTUMMENTAL!!!
2012-10-30 08:30:26 PM  
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.

should the taxpayer pay for Christie's cardiologist?


Yes. A civilized country provides healthcare for all.
2012-10-30 08:06:45 PM  
1 votes:

dartben: You're not going to find a lot of 65 year-old fundamentalist baptists on this board.


This site isn't High-res enough for them to read easily.
2012-10-30 07:57:59 PM  
1 votes:

ck819: Thanks for the responses.

I just noticed most of the political headlines were anti Romney, pro Obama and most of the posts the same. No bias. Maybe my question should have been "why are most farkers pro Obama?"


Or you could try "why do most farkers accept evolution?" Or "why do most farkers have compassion for rape victims?"
2012-10-30 07:46:08 PM  
1 votes:

GoldSpider: Now we can't say "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job" without being called a racist. :(


www.butterflies.org

This image is practically the KKK. =O
2012-10-30 07:40:49 PM  
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Republicans really have no sense of history that they didn't invent out of whole cloth. The reason these megalithic federal agencies exist is because we already tried the other options, and they didn't help. Before FEMA existed, there were hundreds of federal agencies doing disaster relief with no central organization or interconnectedness. Hell, it was Herbert "Hooverville" Hoover who started up the first centralized agency for helping rebuild communities after disaster. And it was a mess of squabbling and piecemeal legislation for decades until the seventies rolled all of these agencies into FEMA so that they could move quicker, cheaper, and do more than they would as a hundred infighting agencies.

Conservatives should crack open a book that isn't from the Texas school board once in a while. Why do we need all these regulations that are strangling our job creators? Well, job creators liked to lock the doors to their garment factories and hundreds of women were burned alive. They also liked that children had small hands and could more easily polish the inside of a mortar round. Why does the FDA get to tell me what to put in my body? Well because people liked to dissolve their snake oil in methanol and sell uranium-laced blankets to people with arthritis.

Anything conservatives vehemently want to dismantle only exists today because we already have seen the consequences of haphazard and local regulation. These programs didn't just appear overnight. They were the result of seeing thousands or hundreds of thousands of deaths, disfigurements, and hardship, and the programs grew organically in order to prevent them from happening again. These agencies exist for a reason.


THIS. Thank you.
2012-10-30 07:39:31 PM  
1 votes:

coeyagi: Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.

I am sure all the GOP voters affected by the flooding and benefitted from government assistance agree with you.

//sadly, they really do.
///tards



cache.gawker.com
"It's not welfare when we use it!
2012-10-30 07:38:49 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: Noam Chimpsky: ck819: Honest, non trolling question. I'm not on here a lot so I really don't know...

Why are most farkers liberals?

Because most conservatives can't tolerate so much stupidity. I've donated my time to help out the retarded and other special needs types in the past so I've developed a strong tolerance and sort of an amusement to the liberal psychopathy. This is true, not being sarcastic. I can understand most conservatives' repulsion to it, though. You will lose a few IQ points debating these folks, but I had plenty to spare.

case in point - if you aren't with him, you're against him. no grey areas, no compromise - completely black and white thinking.


It saves on cognitive resources. You can be surprised how resource-intensive bluster and delusions can be.
2012-10-30 07:30:59 PM  
1 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: ck819: Honest, non trolling question. I'm not on here a lot so I really don't know...

Why are most farkers liberals?

Because most conservatives can't tolerate so much stupidity. I've donated my time to help out the retarded and other special needs types in the past so I've developed a strong tolerance and sort of an amusement to the liberal psychopathy. This is true, not being sarcastic. I can understand most conservatives' repulsion to it, though. You will lose a few IQ points debating these folks, but I had plenty to spare.


case in point - if you aren't with him, you're against him. no grey areas, no compromise - completely black and white thinking.
2012-10-30 07:28:30 PM  
1 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.


should the taxpayer pay for Christie's cardiologist?
2012-10-30 07:27:46 PM  
1 votes:

ivan: Yeah, so why are most Farkers liberals?


Well, if the right could make an argument other than "OBAMA BAD", I guess it would even out.
2012-10-30 07:27:15 PM  
1 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: BMulligan: Weaver95: Elzar: More liberal deflection away from the failed policies of B. Hussein - what about Guantanimo? Did Obama close it? Nope - in fact they probably didn't even prepare for Sandy.

Proof of Obama's failure on emergency management was seen in his administration's handling of all the OWS events which occurred in life-threatening winter conditions - and yet his thugs in blue could be seen beating down innocent Americans who have been steam-rolled by the liberal agenda. Not even a single warm blanket, cup of soup or tent offered by FEMA during the trying times of OWS.

Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.

He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill - now there is an emergency failure of epic proportion. But no, instead lets talk about a little 3-day Nor'easter and how the Katrina response was one of Obama's signature accomplishments.

/ No think like liberal groupthink

I honestly can't tell if this is serious or not....

Of course it's serious. A strokeheart attack potato is always serious.

FTFY


Cheers.

/It actually is more of a french fry, I think, average at best
2012-10-30 07:26:30 PM  
1 votes:
Why are liberal and conservative tags that are thrown around like coupons at a consumer convention?
 
Have a conver-fexing-sation for once in your life.
2012-10-30 07:25:06 PM  
1 votes:
"They'll be fine. We tithe!"

downloads.thedaily.com
2012-10-30 07:24:17 PM  
1 votes:

ck819: Honest, non trolling question. I'm not on here a lot so I really don't know...

Why are most farkers liberals?


I can only assume it's because to defend the GOP these days you have to spew nonsense since that is what the GOP is peddling. So those who do are overwhelmed by liberal Farkers who see through the bullshiat that Fox News et al is feeding them and eventually give up or turn to trolling. Those Farkers who are conservative but not party loyalists to their death are few and seem to have little cause for defending the absolute fascist Bronze Age feces being touted by their more die hard colleagues.
2012-10-30 07:23:15 PM  
1 votes:

Elzar: More liberal deflection away from the failed policies of B. Hussein - what about Guantanimo? Did Obama close it? Nope - in fact they probably didn't even prepare for Sandy.

Proof of Obama's failure on emergency management was seen in his administration's handling of all the OWS events which occurred in life-threatening winter conditions - and yet his thugs in blue could be seen beating down innocent Americans who have been steam-rolled by the liberal agenda. Not even a single warm blanket, cup of soup or tent offered by FEMA during the trying times of OWS.

Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.

He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill - now there is an emergency failure of epic proportion. But no, instead lets talk about a little 3-day Nor'easter and how the Katrina response was one of Obama's signature accomplishments.

/ No think like liberal groupthink


Dude - the problem is still the same - by any reasonable measure, Romney looks ten times worse. "Obama Sucks" won't cut it, even to the extent that you can prove your case - you have to offer somebody better, or at least as good - and that ain't Romney.
I'm not going to fire my mechanic for working too slow and then hand the keys to the guys who wrecked the car in the first place.
2012-10-30 07:20:51 PM  
1 votes:

ck819: Honest, non trolling question. I'm not on here a lot so I really don't know...

Why are most farkers liberals?


You should have been here 8 years ago.
2012-10-30 07:19:13 PM  
1 votes:
Mitt's going to be in a tough spot later this week... he'll be forced either to congratulate Obama for doing a good job, or to criticize him and risk looking unpresidential for playing politics during a national disaster.

I wonder how his campaign will handle this down the stretch...
2012-10-30 07:13:05 PM  
1 votes:

dickfreckle: Weaver95: dickfreckle:
You know the "GOP is the worst enemy this country has ever faced" meme? Well, yeah. That's not even hyperbole. They're just that farking awful.

I just don't want to live under a theocratic government. Obama isn't a theocrat and the GOP is...so the choice is pretty simple.

I used to get annoyed by all the "American Taliban" remarks. But the past few years in particular have made me realize that's what the GOP strives to be. And they're wrapping it in flags and calling it "Liberty."

Granted, not all Republicans think this way. But there's enough of them to genuinely unnerve me. And you gotta wonder about how many Jesus-freaks would ride on Romney's coattails should he win.


As some Farker said before (can't remember who) the GOP seems to consist mainly of Randroids and Rapture Bunnies.
2012-10-30 07:08:50 PM  
1 votes:
I think Obama needs to capitalize off Rmoney wanting to get rid of FEMA more than he already does.
2012-10-30 07:08:48 PM  
1 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: Should you be able to build a house or a town anywhere and the governor should be obligated to protect it from flooding? Massachusetts has lots of areas that aren't wise places to put a town or a house. Same can be said for every state.


I am sure all the GOP voters affected by the flooding and benefitted from government assistance agree with you.

//sadly, they really do.
///tards
2012-10-30 07:07:07 PM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: Did someone say Greenfield, Massachusetts?

[i.usatoday.net image 490x360]

I wonder what Penn thinks about this... Romney didn't help his hometown, so government didn't intrude into the lives of the people. Isn't that what Penn's libertarian friends would call a win?


Probably. I am sure there were enough churches and community centers to deal with the destroyed infrastructure.
2012-10-30 07:05:20 PM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: Nadie_AZ: This warmed the cockles of the talkers' hearts at Fox News, of course, where no one doubted that Romney was not, repeat NOT campaigning. He was just helping box up some canned goods to help in the relief effort, and, heavens, if some photographers or some voters happened to be nearby, that was swell too.

Doesn't sound beyond the scope of logic. BUT

But had anyone at the Romney campaign bothered to ask the Red Cross, they would have been informed that collecting canned is exactly what they don't need.

From their site:

The American Red Cross does not accept or solicit small quantities of individual donations of items for emergency relief purposes. Items such as collections of food, used clothing, and shoes often must be cleaned, sorted, and repackaged which impedes the valuable resources of money, time, and personnel that are needed for other aspects of our relief operation.

Link

There are dipshiats where I work which are collecting grocery store bags which they weave into this shiatty mats which they apparently are donating to Haiti because there is apparently a shortage of shiatty mats there and they lack the labour force to weave plastic bags into mats.

I'm not joking. They have collection bins on every floor and several employees are doing the weaving and I assume someone is paying the post to get them to Haiti. Well paid employees also.

I shake my head. If employees instead donated their time spent doing this in salary dollars they could probably pay to build a decent sized health clinic or school house in Haiti. What do we give them instead, shiatty plastic mats.

From their perspective it is like a billionaire knitting you a sweater. Nice sweater and the thought was nice but if you could instead had given us a fraction of the money you made in the time it took you to make that sweater we could could reduced infant mortality by 10% or have functional water treatment plan


Goddess this is depressing.
2012-10-30 07:04:01 PM  
1 votes:
Did someone say Greenfield, Massachusetts?

i.usatoday.net

I wonder what Penn thinks about this... Romney didn't help his hometown, so government didn't intrude into the lives of the people. Isn't that what Penn's libertarian friends would call a win?
2012-10-30 06:59:41 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Elzar: He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill

Isn't that where the Black Panther is from?


60% of the time Black Panther works everytime...
2012-10-30 06:57:53 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-30 06:55:53 PM  
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: It's a given that Republicans are assholes. If the Democrats don't stop the Republicans from being assholes, then that means that the Democrats are weak and shouldn't be elected anymore. So vote Republican.


Democrats are pussies. And pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get farked by dicks. But dicks also fark assholes. And if they didn't, your assholes would shiat all over everything.
2012-10-30 05:43:29 PM  
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Yeah, but those Salt Lake City Olympics...he did a good job, there.


Of course. After the federal government paid billions into it, how could it fail?
2012-10-30 05:19:55 PM  
1 votes:

dickfreckle:
You know the "GOP is the worst enemy this country has ever faced" meme? Well, yeah. That's not even hyperbole. They're just that farking awful.


I just don't want to live under a theocratic government. Obama isn't a theocrat and the GOP is...so the choice is pretty simple.
2012-10-30 05:18:19 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: Mugato: Why won't he make with his tax returns? He's a shady motherfarker, who hasn't got that already?

Even among GOP voters, the answer I get most from them is that they're not voting FOR Romney, they're voting against Obama. not exactly a ringing endorsement for the Republican party. At this point the only thing holding them together is the fact that they hate Obama.


Conversely, I'm not voting for Obama as much as I'm voting to keep these genuinely evil GOP skid marks from tanking my country. As a president, he's nowhere near liberal enough for me - but he's also not crazy, evil, or particularly motivated by greed. He's a solid man who seems to have the best interests of my country at heart.

You know the "GOP is the worst enemy this country has ever faced" meme? Well, yeah. That's not even hyperbole. They're just that farking awful.
2012-10-30 05:16:06 PM  
1 votes:

Elzar: More liberal deflection away from the failed policies of B. Hussein - what about Guantanimo? Did Obama close it? Nope - in fact they probably didn't even prepare for Sandy.

Proof of Obama's failure on emergency management was seen in his administration's handling of all the OWS events which occurred in life-threatening winter conditions - and yet his thugs in blue could be seen beating down innocent Americans who have been steam-rolled by the liberal agenda. Not even a single warm blanket, cup of soup or tent offered by FEMA during the trying times of OWS.

Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.

He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill - now there is an emergency failure of epic proportion. But no, instead lets talk about a little 3-day Nor'easter and how the Katrina response was one of Obama's signature accomplishments.

/ No think like liberal groupthink


This is a poe, right?

Also:

i3.kym-cdn.com

FEMA DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT.
2012-10-30 04:22:19 PM  
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Nadie_AZ: This warmed the cockles of the talkers' hearts at Fox News, of course, where no one doubted that Romney was not, repeat NOT campaigning. He was just helping box up some canned goods to help in the relief effort, and, heavens, if some photographers or some voters happened to be nearby, that was swell too.

Doesn't sound beyond the scope of logic. BUT

But had anyone at the Romney campaign bothered to ask the Red Cross, they would have been informed that collecting canned is exactly what they don't need.

From their site:

The American Red Cross does not accept or solicit small quantities of individual donations of items for emergency relief purposes. Items such as collections of food, used clothing, and shoes often must be cleaned, sorted, and repackaged which impedes the valuable resources of money, time, and personnel that are needed for other aspects of our relief operation.

Link


There are dipshiats where I work which are collecting grocery store bags which they weave into this shiatty mats which they apparently are donating to Haiti because there is apparently a shortage of shiatty mats there and they lack the labour force to weave plastic bags into mats.

I'm not joking. They have collection bins on every floor and several employees are doing the weaving and I assume someone is paying the post to get them to Haiti. Well paid employees also.

I shake my head. If employees instead donated their time spent doing this in salary dollars they could probably pay to build a decent sized health clinic or school house in Haiti. What do we give them instead, shiatty plastic mats.

From their perspective it is like a billionaire knitting you a sweater. Nice sweater and the thought was nice but if you could instead had given us a fraction of the money you made in the time it took you to make that sweater we could could reduced infant mortality by 10% or have functional water treatment plan
2012-10-30 04:08:55 PM  
1 votes:
Why won't he make with his tax returns? He's a shady motherfarker, who hasn't got that already?
2012-10-30 03:50:59 PM  
1 votes:

Freudian_slipknot: netizencain: If the flood control measures were so important, why didn't the house override the veto? Can't they do that?

Maybe they were tired. I would be a little worn out after over 700 overrides


Is that seriously the best spin the Romney people have? It's not Romney's fault that he vetoed a flood control bill, it's the Democrats fault for not overriding it?
2012-10-30 03:32:59 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: Elzar: More liberal deflection away from the failed policies of B. Hussein - what about Guantanimo? Did Obama close it? Nope - in fact they probably didn't even prepare for Sandy.

Proof of Obama's failure on emergency management was seen in his administration's handling of all the OWS events which occurred in life-threatening winter conditions - and yet his thugs in blue could be seen beating down innocent Americans who have been steam-rolled by the liberal agenda. Not even a single warm blanket, cup of soup or tent offered by FEMA during the trying times of OWS.

Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.

He also failed to pass legislation preventing the Waconda oil spill - now there is an emergency failure of epic proportion. But no, instead lets talk about a little 3-day Nor'easter and how the Katrina response was one of Obama's signature accomplishments.

/ No think like liberal groupthink

I honestly can't tell if this is serious or not....


At which point it's no longer worth worrying.

Your worst case scenario is that you put someone on ignore who thinks that that was clever and funny.
2012-10-30 03:16:00 PM  
1 votes:

Elzar: Obama also failed spectacularly to pass armed psycho reform legislation which would have prevented the multiple mass shootings we have seen in the last four years.


He was just trying to protect people's 2nd Amendment rights, like a good Republican...
2012-10-30 03:02:02 PM  
1 votes:
the least he could have done was sent them some bootstraps.
2012-10-30 02:09:38 PM  
1 votes:
Flood prevention?!? That as unnecessary as health insurance. I'm not sick, why would I need health insurance?
2012-10-30 02:07:45 PM  
1 votes:
Heckuv'a job there, Mittens.
 
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