artvandelay22: I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here's an idea: You wan to donate that $5 million so farking bad? How about you donate it to the Red Cross right this second. Or better yet, walk out on the streets and give every person you see a $100 bill until you run out of money.
sarajlewis83: artvandelay22: I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.Yup. I was going to ask if he's publicly responded to Mr. Colbert's offer yet.Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.
Ramien: Philip Francis Queeg: I don't want any human being to drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water.However, if someone absolutely must drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water, Trumo would probably cause me less grief than just about anyone.But how would you get the contamination out of the water then?
tnpir: BMulligan: There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" just so I could pointedly refuse to refer to the bastard as "Mr. Trump."There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" to kick Trump's balls into his throat and rip that goddamn wig off his f*cking head.
BMulligan: There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" just so I could pointedly refuse to refer to the bastard as "Mr. Trump."
SilentStrider: mrshowrules: tomasso: Thus solidifying his position as America's douchebag-laureate.You stay classy, The Don.He's still sore about Obama making him his biatch and the Press Correspondents dinner.and then repeating the process the next night announcing the death of Bin Laden.
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