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(MSNBC)   In the wake of the disaster right outside his window, Donald Trump generously and magnanimously extends his deadline for Obama to indulge his conspiracy theory by 19 whole hours   (maddowblog.msnbc.com ) divider line
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2012-10-30 03:12:38 PM  
Editorial from Salon.com

Link
 
2012-10-30 03:34:54 PM  
Thus solidifying his position as America's douchebag-laureate.

You stay classy, The Don.
 
2012-10-30 03:37:27 PM  

Uranus Megahertz: Editorial from Salon.com

Link


oh lawd.

Anyone with half a brain should realize that Sandy is devastating the BLUE states. And if they can't get out to vote, guess who's going to win?
 
2012-10-30 03:44:14 PM  
Here's an idea: You wan to donate that $5 million so farking bad? How about you donate it to the Red Cross right this second. Or better yet, walk out on the streets and give every person you see a $100 bill until you run out of money.
 
2012-10-30 03:48:59 PM  

tomasso: Thus solidifying his position as America's douchebag-laureate.

You stay classy, The Don.


He's still sore about Obama making him his biatch and the Press Correspondents dinner.
 
2012-10-30 04:02:16 PM  

mrshowrules: tomasso: Thus solidifying his position as America's douchebag-laureate.

You stay classy, The Don.

He's still sore about Obama making him his biatch and the Press Correspondents dinner.


and then repeating the process the next night announcing the death of Bin Laden.
 
2012-10-30 04:14:37 PM  
Isn't this the same "The Donald" who just got fired from managing his own building?
 
2012-10-30 04:14:52 PM  
Yet we still don't know what's in Mitt's 2009 tax returns.
 
2012-10-30 04:15:10 PM  
I don't want any human being to drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water.

However, if someone absolutely must drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water, Trumo would probably cause me less grief than just about anyone.
 
2012-10-30 04:15:23 PM  
There are certain people who shout at clouds and you should just not pay attention to them.

Trump is one of those people.
 
2012-10-30 04:15:25 PM  

SilentStrider: mrshowrules: tomasso: Thus solidifying his position as America's douchebag-laureate.

You stay classy, The Don.

He's still sore about Obama making him his biatch and the Press Correspondents dinner.

and then repeating completing the process the next night announcing the death of Bin Laden.


FTFY
 
2012-10-30 04:15:29 PM  
And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?
 
2012-10-30 04:15:46 PM  

SilentStrider: mrshowrules: tomasso: Thus solidifying his position as America's douchebag-laureate.

You stay classy, The Don.

He's still sore about Obama making him his biatch and the Press Correspondents dinner.

and then repeating the process the next night announcing the death of Bin Laden.


That was a beaut. Interrupted the season finale of The Apprentice to make an announcement.
 
2012-10-30 04:15:54 PM  
The President is busy responding to a natural disaster that is leaving countless dead, injured, and homeless you giant douche bag.

Only the most vile are still focused on partisan politics (mostly they are conservatives).
 
2012-10-30 04:16:06 PM  
Trump is such a worthless turd.
 
2012-10-30 04:17:17 PM  
I wish Obama would counter with 'I'll release it all if Trump gives up all his property and the naming rights to Trump'. Sadly, it'll never happen.Watching the hairpiece squirm and balk would be hilarious. Granted, ignoring the troll is almost as good.
 
2012-10-30 04:17:30 PM  
republican racist conspiracy theories FTWTF!??
 
2012-10-30 04:17:33 PM  
Why do we keep rewarding this AW? Can we use an insulting nickname like we do for the movie theater shooter? I'd suggest Sideshow Mel but even some cartoon characters deserve a bit of respect.
 
2012-10-30 04:17:56 PM  
There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" just so I could pointedly refuse to refer to the bastard as "Mr. Trump."
 
2012-10-30 04:18:01 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here's an idea: You wan to donate that $5 million so farking bad? How about you donate it to the Red Cross right this second. Or better yet, walk out on the streets and give every person you see a $100 bill until you run out of money.


I am not a fan of chris christie. But given his past statements, I actually have to reserve an iota of respect for him for publicy thanking the president for his efforts so far. Just think how trump could improve his image by saying "in light of the horror facing many of my fellow new yorkers and the presidents occupation in trying to help them, I am going to donate the 5 million to red cross for recovery efforts."

Now, realize what will really happen and despair.
 
2012-10-30 04:18:20 PM  

Citrate1007: The President is busy responding to a natural disaster that is leaving countless dead, injured, and homeless you giant douche bag.

Only the most vile are still focused on partisan politics (mostly they are conservativesRepublicans).


FTFY. Republicans aren't conservative. Reactionary and petty, but not conservative.
 
2012-10-30 04:18:31 PM  

xanadian: Uranus Megahertz: Editorial from Salon.com

Link

oh lawd.

Anyone with half a brain should realize that Sandy is devastating the BLUE states. And if they can't get out to vote, guess who's going to win?


You have no idea how the electoral college works, do you?
 
2012-10-30 04:19:04 PM  
Seriously, fark this guy with a razorblade dildo. I wish him nothing but ill.
 
2012-10-30 04:19:09 PM  
img1-cdn.newser.com

Just like to remind the Cons who suddenly hate this guy of their past...
 
2012-10-30 04:21:17 PM  
Man, it's amazing that this guy can look himself in the mirror. But that's what sociopaths do right?
 
2012-10-30 04:22:23 PM  
Gee Donald, why don't you donate that 5 million to a hospital in NY that needs to redesign how they have their generators. Why not use your "world class" design and building experience to do some good for people, instead of being a world class a$$.
 
2012-10-30 04:22:47 PM  
And once again, another article about this fails to notice the REAL reason he issued his bullshiat challenge. To distract from the news that he's been fired from managing the tower in New York with his name on it. He issued that challenge on the same day the public announcement was made that he was being fired. It's not a coincidence. The whole stunt was a calculated PR move so that the news of his firing would be drowned out to protect his utterly undeserved reputation as a businessman.

My guess is that in the wake of Hurricane Sandy he's probably trying to make sure the issue doesn't come up again since the new management company might be making announcements about the state of their property and he wants anyone who notices that it's suddenly not Trump to have something more "juicy" to talk about, again. It's a cold, calculated PR move and it seems to be working effectively.
 
2012-10-30 04:22:55 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?

 
Yea, I don't think that's true at all.
 
In fact, I'm pretty sure no sane person would expect or encourage the President of the United States to engage in a petty feud with reality tv personality.
 
2012-10-30 04:23:52 PM  

Genevieve Marie: randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?
 
Yea, I don't think that's true at all.
 
In fact, I'm pretty sure no sane person would expect or encourage the President of the United States to engage in a petty feud with reality tv personality.


Yeah, but he imagines both sides are the same, so vote imaginary Republican.
 
2012-10-30 04:25:17 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


But here is the thing : that cannot happen, because no rich liberal would be heartless enough to do such a thing.
 
2012-10-30 04:25:35 PM  
He really takes himself very seriously, like, his demands really mean something to everyone.
/it's kinda sad
 
2012-10-30 04:26:41 PM  
I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.
 
2012-10-30 04:27:06 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


No. False equivalence is false -- it's a douchebag move to score cheap press and political points by throwing around ultimatums like that. There are more important issues going on in this campaign, and Trump just wants to be the center of attention. If it were a liberal (like say Soros came out and blackmailed Romney to release his tax records in return for a donation to the Mormon church or some bullshiat), it would STILL be a douchebag move.
 
2012-10-30 04:27:24 PM  

jgrynspan: xanadian: Uranus Megahertz: Editorial from Salon.com

Link

oh lawd.

Anyone with half a brain should realize that Sandy is devastating the BLUE states. And if they can't get out to vote, guess who's going to win?

You have no idea how the electoral college works, do you?


Well, to an extent, it *could* happen? If Rural NY doesn't get trashed as hard as the city did, and if the city can't get much (if any) voting done, couldn't NY flip?
 
2012-10-30 04:27:33 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


It would have to be based on an equally stupid premise about Romney. What is the birfer equivalent for Romney. An irrational/bigoted conspiracy theory categorically proved to be false but still clung to by Liberals?

The problem is the left doesn't make up stupid conspiracy shiat to begin with and in the odd times that some leftwing idiot does, we ignore them and it never gets any traction. Their is no birfer equivalent on the left so your hypothetical fails.
 
2012-10-30 04:27:47 PM  

padraig: randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?

But here is the thing : that cannot happen, because no rich liberal would be heartless enough to do such a thing.


plus furthering a racist conspiracy theory would be looked down upon by his rich liberal friends.
 
2012-10-30 04:28:05 PM  
That's nice, Donny. Now go play, the adults are talking here.
 
2012-10-30 04:28:27 PM  

artvandelay22: I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.


Trump is probably thinking to himself, "I wont give that clown the satisfaction of a response to his ridiculous offer" without a shred of irony.
 
2012-10-30 04:28:37 PM  
Donald,

This whole batman villain who thinks the president should pay any attention to you act really went from being funny, to weird, to just downright delusional and if this isn't only for attention I honestly worry about your mental health.
 
2012-10-30 04:29:02 PM  
Also, it's very gross and offensive that Trump imagines himself in a position to bully the President.
 
2012-10-30 04:29:03 PM  
See, what you libby libs don't get is that Obama's not releasing his records because he doesn't care about the victims.

i.imgur.com 

If more people suffer, it's Obalogna's fault for not being truthy enough.
 
2012-10-30 04:30:23 PM  

unexplained bacon: Trump is probably thinking to himself, "I wont give that clown the satisfaction of a response to his ridiculous offer" without a shred of irony.

 
That made me laugh. Thank you.
 
2012-10-30 04:33:22 PM  
Still no troll accounts out to defend their former party leader? Strange.
 
2012-10-30 04:36:58 PM  

BMulligan: There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" just so I could pointedly refuse to refer to the bastard as "Mr. Trump."


There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" to kick Trump's balls into his throat and rip that goddamn wig off his f*cking head.
 
2012-10-30 04:38:17 PM  

tnpir: BMulligan: There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" just so I could pointedly refuse to refer to the bastard as "Mr. Trump."

There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" to kick Trump's balls into his throat and rip that goddamn wig off his f*cking head.


"And, wow - our newest apprentice candidate seems to be dousing Mr. Trump with a bucket of their own urine..."
 
2012-10-30 04:38:19 PM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: See, what you libby libs don't get is that Obama's not releasing his records because he doesn't care about the victims.

[i.imgur.com image 526x98] 

If more people suffer, it's Obalogna's fault for not being truthy enough.


Maybe Trump should donate the money to prove he isn't a farkwad.
 
2012-10-30 04:40:17 PM  
I am now convinced that Andy Kaufman faked his own death and took on the permanent role of Donald Trump.
 
2012-10-30 04:42:42 PM  
Whenever a story about a Republican acting idiotic comes up, people like randomjsa immediately invent a hypothetical scenario where a Democrat did the same thing, and smirk at how hypocritical those imaginary Democrats defending him are.

But when the story IS about a Democrat, no such parallel universe is constructed. Only then does he have something to say about the act of idiocy itself, and nothing about the imaginary scoreboard. So whenever a Democrat does something bad, it's a win, but when a Republican does something bad, it's merely a tie. No ground is ever ceded, and the gulf simply grows wider over time.

"You would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer." It's amazing how you just know what everyone complaining would do, and how it totally lets your "team" off the hook, every single time!
 
2012-10-30 04:43:00 PM  

artvandelay22: I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.


Yup. I was going to ask if he's publicly responded to Mr. Colbert's offer yet.

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.
 
2012-10-30 04:43:01 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


Prove this statement please.
 
2012-10-30 04:44:21 PM  

AutumnWind: Donald,

This whole batman villain who thinks the president should pay any attention to you act really went from being funny, to weird, to just downright delusional and if this isn't only for attention I honestly worry about your mental health.


It's not for attention, it's a cynical ploy to distract from some other bad news of his. He made the "challenge" on the same day Trump Towers in NYC announced they were firing him. They gave him one week's worth of notice. This is all a cynical PR move by Donald Trump... and judging by the coverage he's getting and the threads we've had about this BS it's largely working.
 
2012-10-30 04:50:08 PM  
I mean, I didn't realize we could use counter-examples from Magical Gumdrop Island. This changes everything!
 
2012-10-30 04:51:58 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


Wow...you don't even try to hide the projection.
 
2012-10-30 04:52:18 PM  
I want to be all like, don't feed the troll...but this dude is not even that clever.
 
2012-10-30 04:52:22 PM  
Somebody like Tim Burton should do a remake of the Ten Commandments.

Trump could be this guy:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-30 04:52:25 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: I don't want any human being to drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water.

However, if someone absolutely must drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water, Trumo would probably cause me less grief than just about anyone.


But how would you get the contamination out of the water then?
 
2012-10-30 04:54:39 PM  

Ramien: Philip Francis Queeg: I don't want any human being to drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water.

However, if someone absolutely must drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water, Trumo would probably cause me less grief than just about anyone.

But how would you get the contamination out of the water then?


That thing on his head might absorb it all.
 
2012-10-30 04:55:02 PM  
Could someone please shove this guy in the bay? Please. No one will say a word. Just 'shove, slip, plonk, splash.' We would all be happier.
 
2012-10-30 04:57:45 PM  
www.kzoz.com
 
2012-10-30 04:58:15 PM  

Revanche: randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?

Prove this statement please.


Both sides are bad, so brain hemorrhage.
 
2012-10-30 04:58:47 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


You know, there is an intelligent/idiot divide that does not necessarily run parallel to the the conservative/liberal divide.
 
2012-10-30 04:59:41 PM  

juniperwasting: We would all be happier.


I don't know: the birthers, flat earthers and other mouth breathers would go into conspiratorial shock.
 
2012-10-30 05:01:15 PM  
Hey Trump, EABODAFOAD
 
2012-10-30 05:02:31 PM  
"This was dumb, but Democrats did something just as dumb in my imagination, so it's even." - randomjsa, October 2012
 
2012-10-30 05:03:01 PM  
It is a shame the one thing in NYC that did not run out of power is Trumps mouth.
 
2012-10-30 05:03:29 PM  

sarajlewis83: artvandelay22: I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.

Yup. I was going to ask if he's publicly responded to Mr. Colbert's offer yet.

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.


It would be cool if Stephen Colbert donated the $1 million to the recovery efforts anyway to "show up" Donald Trump. Or better yet donate the $1 million and insinuate that Donald complied.
 
2012-10-30 05:08:41 PM  
This hurricane has overshadowed my douchebaggery. Time to reclaim my attention while one of our coasts is underwater and at least 30 are dead.

Fark Trump.
 
2012-10-30 05:12:00 PM  

heavymetal: sarajlewis83: artvandelay22: I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.

Yup. I was going to ask if he's publicly responded to Mr. Colbert's offer yet.

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.

It would be cool if Stephen Colbert donated the $1 million to the recovery efforts anyway to "show up" Donald Trump. Or better yet donate the $1 million and insinuate that Donald complied.


Personally, I kind of totally expect him to do this. What else is he going to do with his SuperPAC money? And how else would he be able to perfectly tie a bow on this whole Trump thing?
 
2012-10-30 05:16:07 PM  
Please donate it to 'Americans Born With No Sense Of Shame'. Pitiful, awful creatures.
 
2012-10-30 05:16:28 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here's an idea: You wan to donate that $5 million so farking bad? How about you donate it to the Red Cross right this second. Or better yet, walk out on the streets and give every person you see a $100 bill until you run out of money.


Donald Trump probably couldn't come up with $5 million right now if terrorists kidnapped his hair and held it for ransom.
 
2012-10-30 05:22:40 PM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: See, what you libby libs don't get is that Obama's not releasing his records because he doesn't care about the victims.

[i.imgur.com image 526x98] 

If more people suffer, it's Obalogna's fault for not being truthy enough.


......

This is the worst human being alive. It's now official.
 
2012-10-30 05:24:08 PM  
"My issues with Donald Trump go back to our childhood together in Kenya. We had constant run-ins on the soccer field. He wasn't very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America I thought it would be over." -President Barack Obama joking Wednesday evening on the Tonight Show (10/24/12) with Jay Leno, when Leno asked, "What's up with all this Trump stuff?"

Youtube vid
 
2012-10-30 05:24:45 PM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: See, what you libby libs don't get is


derp
 
2012-10-30 05:25:13 PM  

heavymetal: sarajlewis83: artvandelay22: I'm still waiting for Trump to let Colbert dip his balls in Trump's mouth for $1 million.

Yup. I was going to ask if he's publicly responded to Mr. Colbert's offer yet.

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.

It would be cool if Stephen Colbert donated the $1 million to the recovery efforts anyway to "show up" Donald Trump. Or better yet donate the $1 million and insinuate that Donald complied.


I imagine he might!
 
2012-10-30 05:26:53 PM  
My god. All this guy needs is a secret volcanic lair and to capture Sean Connery.

(Austin Powers isn't cartoonish enough for this buffoon, and Daniel Craig couldn't keep a straight face, laughing at the weirdness of it all.)
 
2012-10-30 05:31:18 PM  
At his next press conference Obama should close with this line....

"I believe that I speak for the vast majority of Americans when I say, Donald Trump, please shut that fark up and go fark your self, I think we can all agree on that as Americans. Now If you'll excuse me I need to get back to work."

/But that's too awesome to happen....
 
2012-10-30 05:32:38 PM  

jayhawk88: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Here's an idea: You wan to donate that $5 million so farking bad? How about you donate it to the Red Cross right this second. Or better yet, walk out on the streets and give every person you see a $100 bill until you run out of money.

Donald Trump probably couldn't come up with $5 million right now if terrorists kidnapped his hair and held it for ransom.


Lawrence O'Donnell maintains that Trump will never run for anything because he hasn't got the money and needs the income from his show.
 
2012-10-30 05:33:53 PM  
Don't expect Obama to go "OMG! SCREW THE RELIEF EFFORTS! I BETTER GET THOSE RECORDS RELEASED OR TRUMP WILL BE MAD AT ME!!", Donnie.
 
2012-10-30 05:34:14 PM  
David Krumholtz, star of DOA CBS comedy "Partners", is now donating $10 per question asked of him to Sandy relief.

My question: How do you feel knowing that this question will provide more relief than Donald Trump?
 
2012-10-30 05:40:45 PM  
Half the flooding in Manhattan was due to Trump's hair stopping up the storm sewers.  Not just the hair but all the product.
 
2012-10-30 05:41:30 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't hit his balls when he hopped.
 
2012-10-30 05:42:24 PM  

Citrate1007: I am now convinced that Andy Kaufman faked his own death and took on the permanent role of Donald Trump.


I was going to go with that he lived in a world where WWE is real, but I could go with that theory too.
 
2012-10-30 06:09:24 PM  

whidbey: Somebody like Tim Burton should do a remake of the Ten Commandments.

Trump could be this guy:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x250]


"Let my people go, SEE? Myeah, where's your Moses now?"
 
2012-10-30 06:09:32 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Ramien: Philip Francis Queeg: I don't want any human being to drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water.

However, if someone absolutely must drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water, Trumo would probably cause me less grief than just about anyone.

But how would you get the contamination out of the water then?

That thing on his head might absorb it all.


And then it'll eat Cleveland...

/Not sure if that's a bad thing
 
2012-10-30 06:14:12 PM  
Obama should really stick it to Trump by releasing his school records and giving the $5 million to some poor kids.
 
2012-10-30 06:17:33 PM  

Epoch_Zero: tnpir: BMulligan: There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" just so I could pointedly refuse to refer to the bastard as "Mr. Trump."

There's a part of me that would love to appear on "The Apprentice" to kick Trump's balls into his throat and rip that goddamn wig off his f*cking head.

"And, wow - our newest apprentice candidate seems to be dousing Mr. Trump with a bucket of their own urine..."


That's no big deal. How the hell did you think he keeps his hair so shiny and manageable?
 
2012-10-30 06:18:04 PM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


Actually, most people would see this as retarded and filthy no matter who was the target. But you keep right on chugging away with "both sides are bad".
 
2012-10-30 06:22:09 PM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: See, what you libby libs don't get is that Obama's not releasing his records because he doesn't care about the victims.

[i.imgur.com image 526x98] 

If more people suffer, it's Obalogna's fault for not being truthy enough.


Jesus Christ and the Twelve Apostles in a clown car, Donald, why don't you just GIVE THAT FARKING MONEY TO THE PEOPLE AND GROUPS WHO REALLY NEED IT RIGHT NOW WITHOUT THIS HORSESHIAT?!?
 
2012-10-30 06:22:45 PM  
I'm not sure how anyone takes Trump seriously. He's been a democrat donor for years and a known self-promoter even longer. Do you think he'd miss a change to put/keep himself in the limelight?

He's pretty much figured out the formula of being as derpy as possible to gain some limelight and then leveraging that into a media career (see Sarah Palin & Herman Cain).

It's really a shame the media outlets somehow cover his self-promotion as 'news'.
 
2012-10-30 06:25:23 PM  

Ramien: Philip Francis Queeg: Ramien: Philip Francis Queeg: I don't want any human being to drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water.

However, if someone absolutely must drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water, Trumo would probably cause me less grief than just about anyone.

But how would you get the contamination out of the water then?

That thing on his head might absorb it all.

And then it'll eat Cleveland...

/Not sure if that's a bad thing


Quick, get Asylum on the phone, they need an idea for their next giant monster movie.
 
2012-10-30 06:38:39 PM  
Lets see Mr Trump.

1. HMS Bounty goes down in the Sandy Hurricane.
2. Ship is owned by a HMS Bounty Organization LLC
3. Which is in turn owned by tallshipbounty.org
4. The registrant of such web site is a Ms. Margaret Ramsey
5. Whom I strongly suspect is the same Margaret Ramsey who was "Platinum Director" (what ever that is) for an organization called "The Trump Network" which is/was a MLM (multilevel marketing firm)
???
go fark your own hair you piece of shait.
 
2012-10-30 06:43:51 PM  
Oh yea. clickey Link
 
2012-10-30 06:57:00 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Ramien: Philip Francis Queeg: Ramien: Philip Francis Queeg: I don't want any human being to drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water.

However, if someone absolutely must drown in a pool of pestilent, sewage tainted water, Trumo would probably cause me less grief than just about anyone.

But how would you get the contamination out of the water then?

That thing on his head might absorb it all.

And then it'll eat Cleveland...

/Not sure if that's a bad thing

Quick, get Asylum on the phone, they need an idea for their next giant monster movie.


And then it can either be defeated by an army of hairdressers, or by exposing William Shatner's toupee to gamma radiation!
 
2012-10-30 07:19:30 PM  

badhatharry: Obama should really stick it to Trump by releasing his school records and giving the $5 million to some poor kids.


And you should really stick it to Fark by deleting your username and let another on-line community benefit from your rapier wit.
 
2012-10-30 07:45:01 PM  

IlGreven: David Krumholtz, star of DOA CBS comedy "Partners", is now donating $10 per question asked of him to Sandy relief.

My question: How do you feel knowing that this question will provide more relief than Donald Trump?


You can't stop the signal.
 
2012-10-30 08:06:51 PM  
Trump can GDIAF and nothing of any real value will have been lost.
 
2012-10-30 08:12:50 PM  

balki1867: I'm not sure how anyone takes Trump seriously. He's been a democrat donor for years and a known self-promoter even longer. Do you think he'd miss a change to put/keep himself in the limelight?

He's pretty much figured out the formula of being as derpy as possible to gain some limelight and then leveraging that into a media career (see Sarah Palin & Herman Cain).

It's really a shame the media outlets somehow cover his self-promotion as 'news'.


Don't lump Herman Cain in with those 2! His daily show segments were pure gold!
 
2012-10-30 08:21:15 PM  

IlGreven: David Krumholtz, star of DOA CBS comedy "Partners", is now donating $10 per question asked of him to Sandy relief.

My question: How do you feel knowing that this question will provide more relief than Donald Trump?


That guy from 'Numbers'? Does he have the money to do that? I saw him once on TMZ and they were asking him about his new car, a Kia.

"How do you like your new car? Is it awesome?"

*blink* "It's a Kia....."
 
2012-10-30 08:22:52 PM  
This guy doesn't get that he's not nearly as famous and powerful as he thinks he is, right?

In fact, I'm having my doubts that he even has $5 million to give. The super-rich don't usually whore themselves out on reality TV, I don't care how narcissistic they may be.
 
2012-10-30 08:24:55 PM  

teeny: IlGreven: David Krumholtz, star of DOA CBS comedy "Partners", is now donating $10 per question asked of him to Sandy relief.

My question: How do you feel knowing that this question will provide more relief than Donald Trump?

That guy from 'Numbers'? Does he have the money to do that? I saw him once on TMZ and they were asking him about his new car, a Kia.

"How do you like your new car? Is it awesome?"

*blink* "It's a Kia....."


Given that it's a hit show on CBS, he's probably in the six figures an episode range. As far as cars go, isn't he a New Yorker? It may be the first car the guy has ever owned, so he may just be getting something he can control on the road.
 
2012-10-30 08:28:40 PM  
I know a lot of people want to see President Obama try to trade tax returns for school records, or respond in a certain way...but I like the fact that Trump is being ignored. It's the best way to infuriate someone who so clearly wants attention. It's delicious watching the media and the rest of the GOP slowly back away from him. It's a soothing ointment for the irritation of watching him toy with the idea of running for president eventually. I'm fairly confident this has killed any support the GOP might have given him, and I'm hoping that he'll no longer be included in any political discussions from now on.
 
2012-10-30 08:32:06 PM  

stoli n coke: teeny: IlGreven: David Krumholtz, star of DOA CBS comedy "Partners", is now donating $10 per question asked of him to Sandy relief.

My question: How do you feel knowing that this question will provide more relief than Donald Trump?

That guy from 'Numbers'? Does he have the money to do that? I saw him once on TMZ and they were asking him about his new car, a Kia.

"How do you like your new car? Is it awesome?"

*blink* "It's a Kia....."

Given that it's a hit show on CBS, he's probably in the six figures an episode range. As far as cars go, isn't he a New Yorker? It may be the first car the guy has ever owned, so he may just be getting something he can control on the road.


I thought Numbers was done...? Or maybe you're talking about his current show. I wouldn't know, I only watch whatever's on netflix. You're probably right about the car. I'm a Californian, and never having been to NY, that didn't occur to me.
 
2012-10-30 08:58:13 PM  

stoli n coke: This guy doesn't get that he's not nearly as famous and powerful as he thinks he is, right?

In fact, I'm having my doubts that he even has $5 million to give. The super-rich don't usually whore themselves out on reality TV, I don't care how narcissistic they may be.


I agree. Plus he will pretty much whore his name out to any product or deal if the price is right no matter how questionable the deal or people involved. Investors Sue Trump Over Failed Resort
 
2012-10-30 09:15:29 PM  
Anyone in this thread sticking up for this shiatstain?
 
2012-10-30 09:17:12 PM  
I'm conflicted. On one hand I never want to see Trump's smug douchetastic face again, but on the other hand I want to see Jimmy Fallon absolutely eviscerate him on his show tonight.
 
2012-10-30 09:26:26 PM  

mrshowrules: Anyone in this thread sticking up for this shiatstain?


Raises hand.
 
2012-10-30 09:37:36 PM  

badhatharry: mrshowrules: Anyone in this thread sticking up for this shiatstain?

Raises hand.


Because you are birfer level stupid or because you just generally approve of people acting like complete assholes?
 
2012-10-30 09:50:24 PM  

badhatharry: mrshowrules: Anyone in this thread sticking up for this shiatstain?

Raises hand.


LOL
 
2012-10-30 10:04:59 PM  

mrshowrules: badhatharry: mrshowrules: Anyone in this thread sticking up for this shiatstain?

Raises hand.

Because you are birfer level stupid or because you just generally approve of people acting like complete assholes?


It's not that big a deal. He offered money to charity to see some school records. He hasn't even made any accusations of wrongdoing. It's not like he is a US Senator saying that he knows that Obama has not paid any taxes.
 
2012-10-30 10:45:00 PM  

badhatharry: mrshowrules: badhatharry: mrshowrules: Anyone in this thread sticking up for this shiatstain?

Raises hand.

Because you are birfer level stupid or because you just generally approve of people acting like complete assholes?

It's not that big a deal. He offered money to charity to see some school records. He hasn't even made any accusations of wrongdoing. It's not like he is a US Senator saying that he knows that Obama has not paid any taxes.


If he was a decent human being he would simply give the money, like he has so many times before. This is nothing but attention whoring idiocy to distract from his being fired and to keep up a long-refuted dipshiat talking point to make the election more tedious than it needs to be.
 
2012-10-30 11:26:57 PM  
I gotta go take a Trump.
 
2012-10-31 01:02:34 AM  
Those two tweets might be the most insulting things I've ever seen.. He's playing politics at the expense of now homeless and dead people during a tragedy?

Mother...farker...
 
2012-10-31 03:08:42 AM  

styckx: Those two tweets might be the most insulting things I've ever seen.. He's playing politics at the expense of now homeless and dead people during a tragedy?

Mother...farker...


It hardly qualifies as politics. Trump doesn't give a shiat about the records. He never gave a shiat about the birth certificate. He never gave a shiat about actually becoming President.

All Trump cares about is getting his name in the headlines. Keeping the spotlight on him. He's an attention-whore, pure and simple.
 
2012-10-31 08:33:22 AM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


You are an asshole.

I'm fast reaching the point where I'll stop visiting Fark, because although I can tolerate trolls, the prevalence of such dipshiats on the Politics tab is leading me to bail out of threads. I've better things to do in life than subject myself to such arseholery (thanks, Ed Byrne, for that word).

/insert wellbye.jpg here
 
2012-10-31 09:09:13 AM  

randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?


Tell us other things that we would do.

You farkstick.
 
2012-10-31 11:07:04 AM  

Thats No Moose: randomjsa: And if this were a rich liberal doing the same thing to a Republican, you would blame the Republican for not taking the rich liberal up on his offer. So what?

You are an asshole.

I'm fast reaching the point where I'll stop visiting Fark, because although I can tolerate trolls, the prevalence of such dipshiats on the Politics tab is leading me to bail out of threads. I've better things to do in life than subject myself to such arseholery (thanks, Ed Byrne, for that word).

/insert wellbye.jpg here


The ignore button is there for a reason. Swallow your pride.
 
2012-11-01 10:49:26 AM  
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