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(Think Progress)   Michael "Heck of a job Brownie" Brown says Obama responded to Hurricane Sandy "too quickly"   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 265
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2012-10-30 03:02:56 PM
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2012-10-30 03:07:02 PM
Of course he thinks that.

I mean, this makes him look even more incompetent. How awful for him.

It would really be nice if Obama could just mess this all up so he could look like a hero. Stupid competent lib.
 
2012-10-30 03:16:59 PM
i264.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 03:25:06 PM
You can't make this shiat up. Reality is outpacing what an army of comedy writers could accomplish.
 
2012-10-30 03:26:18 PM
He's just angling for that new Secretary of Dressage position that might be opening up next year.
 
2012-10-30 03:26:47 PM
A true Palin-American.
 
2012-10-30 03:31:40 PM
It's guys like this that give real meaning to the DUMBASS tag.
 
2012-10-30 03:35:57 PM
I could really use a beer.
 
2012-10-30 03:41:57 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 03:43:44 PM

mrshowrules: You can't make this shiat up. Reality is outpacing what an army of comedy writers could accomplish.


I'm beginning to wonder if a lot of these GOP people are on drugs or something.
 
2012-10-30 03:55:43 PM
The GOP has regressed so far, such that rushing to the aid of fellow Americans in need is now "political posturing."
 
2012-10-30 03:57:28 PM
"Michael Brown" is now the 2nd highest trending topic on Twitter:

TBogg @tbogg
Thank you for your FEMA advice, Michael Brown. Next up: Jerry Sandusky on child rearing. Okay, 'rearing' is probably a poor choice of words
 
2012-10-30 04:02:20 PM

cameroncrazy1984: "Michael Brown" is now the 2nd highest trending topic on Twitter:

TBogg @tbogg
Thank you for your FEMA advice, Michael Brown. Next up: Jerry Sandusky on child rearing. Okay, 'rearing' is probably a poor choice of words


LOL.

Tomorrow's show: Governor Mitt Romney discusses the importance of military service and we have an open forum on maintaining a health marriage moderated by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 
2012-10-30 04:08:17 PM

mrshowrules: Tomorrow's show: Governor Mitt Romney discusses the importance of military service with special guests Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh, and George W. Bush and we have an open forum on maintaining a health marriage moderated by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Newt Gingrich, and Allen West.


FTFY
 
2012-10-30 04:09:17 PM
"One thing he's gonna be asked is, why did he jump on [the hurricane] so quickly and go back to D.C. so quickly when in...Benghazi, he went to Las Vegas?" Brown says. "Why was this so quick?... At some point, somebody's going to ask that question.... This is like the inverse of Benghazi."

Jesus christ. Somebody needs to fart on this guy's dick like yesterday
 
2012-10-30 04:09:44 PM
I'm not even mad at Michael Brown. That guy was in way over his head, was given a job for which he was never qualified, and thrust into a position of having to lead the response to what was then the largest natural disaster in the history of the country. I blame the jackass who thought it was a good idea to have a horse judge heading up FEMA. Because he handled FEMA's response just like you expect a horse judge to handle it.
 
2012-10-30 04:11:46 PM
And not only that, he tied it into Benghazi. Its like a two-for-one fail sale.
 
2012-10-30 04:13:55 PM
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2012-10-30 04:18:51 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-10-30 04:18:54 PM
Protip republicans, here are things you should never discuss:

1) Rape
2) Hurricane response (if you're Michael Brown)
 
2012-10-30 04:24:12 PM
How in the fark is this party so POPU-LAAAAR!
 
2012-10-30 04:24:25 PM
I see The Newt is saying the same thing.

Not one shred of decency. SHOCKING.
 
2012-10-30 04:27:52 PM

cman: As I have said in other threads, there are things that transcend politics.

9/11, for instance, put many people who were solidly against Bush in Bushes corner. When shiat hits the fan we come together and we drop the Democrat/Republican/Communist/Reptilian moniker and remember that we are all American.


Would you care to rethink your previous statement?
 
2012-10-30 04:28:46 PM
Christ.

If I were Brownie, I'd never comment publicly on ANYTHING, ever. Much less commenting on someone's response to a crisis.

I'm guessing he's a Republican?
 
2012-10-30 04:29:16 PM
Straight from the horse's mouth.
(or, uh, horse-trader's mouth).
 
2012-10-30 04:29:30 PM
Dear Mr. Brown,

STFU n00b!

kthxbai.

/You had your chance, and you screwed it up.
 
2012-10-30 04:29:38 PM

The Great EZE: How in the fark is this party so POPU-LAAAAR!


Someone told them the proper ploys when they talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce.
 
2012-10-30 04:29:48 PM
At first I thought no way, he can't be that stupid. There's context missing here.

The context is even worse.

FU, Brownie.
 
2012-10-30 04:29:52 PM
Ever notice how you never see Brownie, Doug Feith, and Paul Wolfowitz in the same room?
 
2012-10-30 04:30:00 PM
THIS immediately came to mind, for some reason...

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-10-30 04:30:24 PM

Jackson Herring: "One thing he's gonna be asked is, why did he jump on [the hurricane] so quickly and go back to D.C. so quickly when in...Benghazi, he went to Las Vegas?" Brown says. "Why was this so quick?... At some point, somebody's going to ask that question.... This is like the inverse of Benghazi."

Jesus christ. Somebody needs to fart on this guy's dick like yesterday


HE isn't asking the question. SOMEBODY will.

/ I guess "I'm just asking questions" is now old and busted.
 
2012-10-30 04:31:21 PM

Nabb1: I'm not even mad at Michael Brown. That guy was in way over his head, was given a job for which he was never qualified, and thrust into a position of having to lead the response to what was then the largest natural disaster in the history of the country. I blame the jackass who thought it was a good idea to have a horse judge heading up FEMA. Because he handled FEMA's response just like you expect a horse judge to handle it.


And yet he is apparently well qualified for his present position as a right wing pundit.
 
2012-10-30 04:31:24 PM
There is a shameful lack of dead people in the streets. This failure would never happen under a True American administration.
 
2012-10-30 04:31:32 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Michael Brown" is now the 2nd highest trending topic on Twitter:


I bet the Romney campaign loves that Brown is reminding the voters about the Bush administration. "Thanks Brownie! You're not helping."
 
2012-10-30 04:32:47 PM

SilentStrider: And not only that, he tied it into Benghazi. Its like a two-for-one fail sale.


Benghazi!! BENGHAZI!!!!!!11


BENGHAZI!11!!!1!!!!1


That's worse than than the holocaust times the civil war times Cambodia times arugula.
 
2012-10-30 04:32:49 PM
This is why I drink. Instead of trying to fathom this type of behavior, what their mindset is, or even putting yourself in their shoes to even scratch the surface to as why they came up with that decision. I crack a beer, it's way easier.
 
2012-10-30 04:33:12 PM

Epoch_Zero: There is a shameful lack of dead people in the streets. This failure would never happen under a True American administration.


To be fair to our conservative brothers, who deserve no such thing, most of the dead people in N.O. would have been there with or without "Brownie" and Bush's disastrously failed leadership. Bush and Brown, the dynamic duo of doom and derp, really caused a lot more unnecessary human suffering than outright death.
 
2012-10-30 04:33:34 PM

The Great EZE: How in the fark is this party so POPU-LAAAAR!


They mention rape every two weeks! Once every two weeks!
 
2012-10-30 04:33:55 PM
Keep f*cking that horse, Brownie.
 
2012-10-30 04:34:03 PM

zerkalo: Ever notice how you never see Brownie, Doug Feith, and Paul Wolfowitz in the same room?


Such a gathering would constitute a black hole of stupidity, from which nothing remotely sensible could escape. It would have to be nuked from orbit.
 
2012-10-30 04:34:16 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Epoch_Zero: There is a shameful lack of dead people in the streets. This failure would never happen under a True American administration.

To be fair to our conservative brothers, who deserve no such thing, most of the dead people in N.O. would have been there with or without "Brownie" and Bush's disastrously failed leadership. Bush and Brown, the dynamic duo of doom and derp, really caused a lot more unnecessary human suffering than outright death.


A truly inspiring act of conservative leadership and rugged american spirit.
 
2012-10-30 04:34:25 PM
An Arabian horse should dressage up to Brownie and slap him hard in the face with its dick.
 
2012-10-30 04:34:25 PM
Damned if you do, Damned if you don't.

/can't reason with hate
 
2012-10-30 04:34:32 PM

Mrembo: Jackson Herring: "One thing he's gonna be asked is, why did he jump on [the hurricane] so quickly and go back to D.C. so quickly when in...Benghazi, he went to Las Vegas?" Brown says. "Why was this so quick?... At some point, somebody's going to ask that question.... This is like the inverse of Benghazi."

Jesus christ. Somebody needs to fart on this guy's dick like yesterday

HE isn't asking the question. SOMEBODY will.

/ I guess "I'm just asking questions" is now old and busted.


Even Brown should realize it was because 0bama needed to rush back to Washington to get into his "fashion god" duds and keep his appointment at that upscale restaurant.
 
2012-10-30 04:35:34 PM

Skleenar: SilentStrider: And not only that, he tied it into Benghazi. Its like a two-for-one fail sale.

Benghazi!! BENGHAZI!!!!!!11


BENGHAZI!11!!!1!!!!1

That's worse than than the holocaust times the civil war times Cambodia times arugula

times ten to the power of teleprompter!!1!
 
2012-10-30 04:35:38 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: The Great EZE: How in the fark is this party so POPU-LAAAAR!

They mention rape every two weeks! Once every two weeks!


You don't need rape insurance! You must keep that child for yourself!
 
2012-10-30 04:35:44 PM

Bladel: The GOP has regressed so far, such that rushing to the aid of fellow Americans in need is now "political posturing."


When it is the only thing that motivates them, it is hard to see honest compassion in others.
 
2012-10-30 04:35:49 PM

LeroyBourne: This is why I drink. Instead of trying to fathom this type of behavior, what their mindset is, or even putting yourself in their shoes to even scratch the surface to as why they came up with that decision. I crack a beer, it's way easier.


I was going to make a wisecrack about Germans ignoring growing Nazi belligerence because it was easy, but now I have something I think is more important.

Did you know the top google search for the phrase "ignored growing nazi" is a baby forum post asking for advice on strollers? True Story, Bro.
 
2012-10-30 04:36:11 PM

Nabb1: I'm not even mad at Michael Brown. That guy was in way over his head, was given a job for which he was never qualified, and thrust into a position of having to lead the response to what was then the largest natural disaster in the history of the country. I blame the jackass who thought it was a good idea to have a horse judge heading up FEMA. Because he handled FEMA's response just like you expect a horse judge to handle it.


I am absolutely positive I could have manged the disaster relief better, based in my experience as a farking Girl Scout.
 
2012-10-30 04:36:34 PM

Epoch_Zero: A truly inspiring act of conservative leadership and rugged american spirit.


You'll have to forgive them. As god as their witness, they thought bootstraps could float.
 
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