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2012-10-30 12:17:14 PM  
She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.
 
2012-10-30 12:20:32 PM  
Haters assemble.
 
2012-10-30 12:22:15 PM  

hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.


Needs more Moo-chelle.

What does election-season message board temp work pay anyway? More than, say, donating plasma?
 
2012-10-30 12:24:01 PM  

hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.


I hope you get a BOD for your school lunch.
 
2012-10-30 12:31:33 PM  

MrBallou: hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.

I hope you get a BOD for your school lunch.


Give 'em The Loaf.
 
2012-10-30 12:43:27 PM  
i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?
 
2012-10-30 12:55:25 PM  

EatTheWorld: i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?


Good point. Most former presidents and their wives wither away into poverty and obscurity. Sad, really.
 
2012-10-30 01:08:28 PM  

sigdiamond2000: EatTheWorld: i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?

Good point. Most former presidents and their wives wither away into poverty and obscurity. Sad, really.


Yeah, whatever happened to the Clintons?
 
2012-10-30 01:08:56 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 01:22:21 PM  
The funniest thing about Michelle is how tools like hdhale react to her. As Bill Maher opined:

Maher asked, "When did the right wing become Joe Pesci over every little thing? You sayin' I use too much salt? What am I salty to you? fark you, I use too much salt. Here take some salt right down your throat. I mean 40 years ago when Lady Bird Johnson suggested we plant wild flowers to beautify the highways, the reaction was it sounds like a neat idea, not don't tell me what I can plant, biatch. Matt Drudge promoted a story saying pedestrian deaths were way up because The Evil One, Michelle Obama had encouraged people to walk more.....directly into traffic. Those were her exact words. Walk into traffic."

He continued, "Now I'm not saying the right objects to Mrs. Obama's efforts because the Teabaggers are stupid, or because they're hysterical, or because they hate black people, though all of that is true, but what does it say about America that even a First Lady's suggestion has to be controversial? Especially when she picked one no one could disagree with. Maybe we should our kids outside to play? Well, you know who else liked to send people places? Hitler."
 
2012-10-30 01:23:11 PM  
"OK, everyone, let's have a big hand for open mike nite's Michelle "Shecky" Obama!!!..."

*WOO WOO WOO*
 
2012-10-30 01:27:50 PM  
Oh, this thread should be tasteful and accurate.
 
2012-10-30 01:29:02 PM  
Apparently, Republicans still don't know that you can bring your own farking lunch to schools. You want your fatty fatty no friends woofing down shiat food? Great, pack it yourself, sausage fingers and let your socialist food option allow children to eat a little healthier.
 
2012-10-30 01:29:45 PM  
Don't hate on her. She seems very nice.
 
2012-10-30 01:30:22 PM  
Holy crap where did all the right wing trolls come from recently? It's like the erupted from some sort of volcanic cyst, spewing pus and bile into a whole lot of threads over the past few days.
 
2012-10-30 01:30:53 PM  
PASS THE BACON
 
2012-10-30 01:31:02 PM  
Why not, subby? She can do what she wants to do, in living color.
 
2012-10-30 01:34:55 PM  

hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.


Encouraging kids to eat healthy and be active... worthy of ridicule by conservatives since 2009.
 
2012-10-30 01:35:46 PM  

EatTheWorld: i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?


Probably go back to being an extremely successful lawyer?
 
2012-10-30 01:36:09 PM  

hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.


what a douche.
 
2012-10-30 01:36:19 PM  
When you trash the FLOTUS for a campaign to help schoolkids get more exercise and eat healthier, you just sound incredibly stupid.

Really. If that's all ya got, you really should just hang it up.
 
2012-10-30 01:36:47 PM  

sigdiamond2000: EatTheWorld: i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?

Good point. Most former presidents and their wives wither away into poverty and obscurity. Sad, really.


Just like NBA players. Did you hear that Cheney is selling his little piece of the Pentagon from 9/11 to pay his medical bills?
 
2012-10-30 01:38:29 PM  
www.vexen.co.uk

Farking fat-ass Maltese

I blame these:

teaandsympathynewyork.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-30 01:38:39 PM  

sprawl15: PASS THE BACON


www.funny-business.com
Approves
 
2012-10-30 01:39:41 PM  

theknuckler_33: hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.

Encouraging kids to eat healthy and be active... worthy of ridicule by conservatives since 2009.


I don't recall liberals saying we should shutter libraries and take kids' books away when Laura Bush was FLOTUS.
 
2012-10-30 01:41:31 PM  

LucklessWonder: [www.vexen.co.uk image 350x398]

Farking fat-ass Maltese

I blame these:

[teaandsympathynewyork.files.wordpress.com image 800x435]


i blame malta goya. it's got more sugar than coke

www.thingslatinosloveorhate.com

but seriously when will they stop judging people based on their BMI's.
Jay Cutler is the same BMI (39) as Fat Albert according to a recent news article.

what is this supposed to mean
 
2012-10-30 01:42:45 PM  

LucklessWonder: Farking fat-ass Maltese


That's why nobody noticed when Joe Don Baker was running around the place.
 
2012-10-30 01:42:49 PM  

hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.


Well, if anyone knows comedy, it's a lemon-sucking, bag of sour grapes like yourself...

Say it with me now... "President Obama". Don't worry if it's difficult at first, you'll have four more years to practice it.
 
2012-10-30 01:42:56 PM  

EatTheWorld: i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?


Yeah. Considering that her salary right now is jack shiat, and she's probably already inked an eight-figure deal with a book publisher that she will write in 2017 about being the first black woman to live in the White House for eight years without being a maid, and she'll be going on the lecture circuit at around $25K a pop...I'd say she will be doing pretty well.

Oh, did you mean if she gets a Cabinet-level position in Hillary's administration? Yeah, that may actually be quite a hit to her monthly gross. She might not be able to write the book for a few years, depending on the position, and the heavy-duty speaking fees are probably out until she's out of the administration too. You're right to be a bit concerned.
 
2012-10-30 01:43:29 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: LucklessWonder: [www.vexen.co.uk image 350x398]

Farking fat-ass Maltese

I blame these:

[teaandsympathynewyork.files.wordpress.com image 800x435]

i blame malta goya. it's got more sugar than coke

[www.thingslatinosloveorhate.com image 479x364]

but seriously when will they stop judging people based on their BMI's.
Jay Cutler is the same BMI (39) as Fat Albert according to a recent news article.

what is this supposed to mean


Well, Jay does have
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-30 01:44:33 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: but seriously when will they stop judging people based on their BMI's.
Jay Cutler is the same BMI (39) as Fat Albert according to a recent news article.


you sound fat
 
2012-10-30 01:47:07 PM  

Headso: LucklessWonder: Farking fat-ass Maltese

That's why nobody noticed when Joe Don Baker was running around the place.


Well played.
 
2012-10-30 01:48:01 PM  
Childhood obesity now a matter of national security says retired generals, admirals

New report from ex-military leaders says we're raising a generation unfit to fight.New report from ex-military leaders says we're raising a generation unfit to fight.

Still too fat to fight

But Michelle Obama is a nosy socialist biatch who just wants to tell you how to raise your kids.

The woman has concerned herself with the health and well-being of our children, some of whom may one day go on to defend the country with their lives. And she's concerned herself with the health and well-being of our children who have returned from the fight.

What an utterly disgusting woman.
 
2012-10-30 01:49:05 PM  
You know who's fat? Michelle Obama, amirite?

I mean I'd call her Michelle ZER0bama, but that sounds like a diet name. [rimshot]

Seriously, tho, what's the deal with recent First ladies? I mean after Barbara Bush, and except for Laura, they've all been total biatches, amirite? Maybe they're on their periods or something.
 
2012-10-30 01:49:10 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: MrBallou: hdhale: She is pretty much a joke, so really all she'd need to do is walk out on stage and stand there.

I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches. She can call them "fat" (or something politically correct that means the same thing) and tell them if they want more, they need to lose weight instead.

Yep, epic comedy there.

I hope you get a BOD for your school lunch.

Give 'em The Loaf.


Spotted Dick.
 
2012-10-30 01:50:28 PM  

Diogenes: Childhood obesity now a matter of national security says retired generals, admirals

New report from ex-military leaders says we're raising a generation unfit to fight.New report from ex-military leaders says we're raising a generation unfit to fight.

Still too fat to fight

But Michelle Obama is a nosy socialist biatch who just wants to tell you how to raise your kids.

The woman has concerned herself with the health and well-being of our children, some of whom may one day go on to defend the country with their lives. And she's concerned herself with the health and well-being of our children who have returned from the fight.

What an utterly disgusting black woman.


FTFCons.

Seriously, some of these responses make Yahoo comments look classy.
 
2012-10-30 01:51:38 PM  

hdhale: I know, she can have some teenagers join her on stage and complain about being hungry after eating one of her school lunches


Yeah, because what we should be doing as a country is providing those fat-asses with unlimited supersized McDonald's meals. God forbid kids learn what a reasonable serving size is. The regulation is for between 750 and 850 calories. In the meantime, the military has to reject 25% of applicants due to obesity and the CDC says 17% of children are obese (up 300% in one generation).
 
2012-10-30 01:52:04 PM  

EatTheWorld: i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?


IN 2017, she can always start working on her memoirs...maybe start a law firm.
 
2012-10-30 01:53:07 PM  

EatTheWorld: i think the biggest joke on Michelle is, what is she going to do when the taxpayer funded party is over?


You know, I understand being philosophically opposed to the president.

But in terms of the bile spewed at the first lady, it's hard to figure out where that could possible come from without immediately jumping to "white supremacy."
 
2012-10-30 01:53:49 PM  
I chuckled. She managed to be motherly while blasting a dude with an airhorn and a bullhorn at the same time.
 
2012-10-30 01:54:53 PM  
No gorilla pics yet?

Jeez, Fark Independents, we're at risk of forgetting what racist farkwits you are.
 
2012-10-30 01:56:25 PM  
She held her own against Fred Sanford, I'll give her that.
 
2012-10-30 01:58:38 PM  

quizzical: I chuckled. She managed to be motherly while blasting a dude with an airhorn and a bullhorn at the same time.


Sounds like my mom!

/kidding mom...
 
2012-10-30 02:03:05 PM  
She should have done it in white face.
 
2012-10-30 02:15:10 PM  
Michelle Obama: Graduated with honors, Princeton University, Juris Doctor, Harvard Law School.
Ann Romney: BA in....wait for it.....French.
 
2012-10-30 02:15:54 PM  
I think Michelle Obama's contributions towards reducing obesity are fantastic. And reminiscent of JFK and Eisenhower. Link

i.imgur.com

That said, the calorie caps at schools are shocking, my (woeful) understanding is they don't seem to take into account ANYTHING, including size of kid, or participation in sports, if the kid bikes or walks to school or home, and since it was just a few years ago we were trying to give free breakfasts to kids to make sure they had enough to eat to be able to focus on school and not their stomachs. And potentially worse, the calories are capped on what is often just horrible horrible food to begin with. I'd prefer the effort go into making the food better than policing calories.
 
2012-10-30 02:20:09 PM  
It's still just farking AMAZING to me how many troll alts have been dusted off in celebration of this week.

As if pure, irrational bile spewed at him, his wife, any identified Democrat could stop Obama from winning the election.

It must hurt to be that mad.
 
2012-10-30 02:24:51 PM  

quizzical: I chuckled. She managed to be motherly while blasting a dude with an airhorn and a bullhorn at the same time.


And while wearing a 50s-style "Mother Knows Best" frock. Nice work, Ms. Obama!
 
2012-10-30 02:27:06 PM  

dragonfire77: Michelle Obama: Graduated with honors, Princeton University, Juris Doctor, Harvard Law School.
Ann Romney: BA in....wait for it.....French.




Yeah, and neither of them have worked in years.
 
2012-10-30 02:31:44 PM  

mcwehrle: It's still just farking AMAZING to me how many troll alts have been dusted off in celebration of this week.


It's crazy, isn't it?

I'm half expecting Cyansis and Mike_71 to show up.
 
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