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(Some Dethklok)   And now, for an excerpt from Toki's new book, "Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick" (sponsored link)   (ad.doubleclick.net) divider line 41
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2012-10-30 01:12:39 PM  
5 votes:

Iceberg659: Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

Stops copies me


Stops copies me
2012-10-30 06:08:17 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-30 01:13:47 PM  
4 votes:
You're in a tribute band paying tribute to yourself? That's like jacking off to a picture of yourself online!
2012-10-30 01:02:53 PM  
4 votes:

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes


Stops copies me
2012-10-30 01:40:18 PM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-30 01:29:02 PM  
3 votes:
Idea for last song ever: killed by troll.
2012-10-30 01:10:39 PM  
3 votes:
Hows comes I didn't know it was suits of armors Friday?
2012-11-01 02:41:45 AM  
2 votes:

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


I think somebody really just wants a banana sticker and is too proud to admit it...
2012-10-31 09:09:51 AM  
2 votes:

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


Your troll is dildos.
2012-10-30 02:51:22 PM  
2 votes:
Would you quit saying zazz.
2012-10-30 01:55:47 PM  
2 votes:
"Why don't you act like a bass player and be inaudible?"
2012-10-30 01:14:30 PM  
2 votes:
Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.   Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.   Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?   Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!   Nathan: I know!
2012-10-30 01:04:29 PM  
2 votes:
Links is dildos.
2012-10-30 01:04:08 PM  
2 votes:
This thread is dildos
2012-10-30 01:03:21 PM  
2 votes:
That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.
2012-10-31 01:59:03 PM  
1 votes:
A million miles from nowhere
Dragon's lance burns hot
In the fire of a horse's ghost
A minnow would be lost
Ch ch cha changes
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish
2012-10-30 06:33:14 PM  
1 votes:
i42.tinypic.com

Hold on, now, so yer telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shreik and they turn red and they die.
Store Clerk: Yes, sir.
Pickles: That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.
2012-10-30 04:24:12 PM  
1 votes:
I have 3 seasons so let's make it one more! And Dethalbum 3 was great!
2012-10-30 03:13:23 PM  
1 votes:

SmackLT: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]


No.
2012-10-30 03:05:20 PM  
1 votes:
We've uh figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags
2012-10-30 02:52:20 PM  
1 votes:
flowingdata.com
2012-10-30 02:23:54 PM  
1 votes:
Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?
2012-10-30 02:19:25 PM  
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Adult Swim shows tend to take the whole "random" thing too far and enter the territory of mediocrity, but Metalocalpyse manages to not cross that line most of the time.
I'd put it above any other currently-running Adult Swim original show.


it's sure up there, not sure if I like it over Venture Bros. but it's close.

Random isn't bad. Unless you didn't like Sealab. If you didn't, well WET WILLY FOR YOU!

/Grandpas guitars
2012-10-30 02:08:32 PM  
1 votes:
I've always hateds yous, Toki
2012-10-30 01:59:44 PM  
1 votes:
I think the funniest thing to come out of the show is this:

www.floodwerks.com

/corpsegrinder
//fark yeah
2012-10-30 01:58:16 PM  
1 votes:
You Farkers out there give us something more than just record sales, you give us something to hate. And we hate you. You brainless mutants.
2012-10-30 01:50:37 PM  
1 votes:
Skwisgaar: fark Tokis. Christmas trees. This amn't brutal.
Nathan: Well, you know what? It's growing on me. It's like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree, you know? It's kind of baddass. It stands and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like "fark you."
2012-10-30 01:47:55 PM  
1 votes:
Pickles: I am trying to use the phone, but every time I pick up I just hear Murderface.
Pickles: Wait, did we buy 4 phones and only one line?
Pickles: MURDERFACE! GET OFF THE PHONE!
Murderface: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! LET ME CHECK MY MESSAGES...
*incessantly long voicemail options rant*
Pickles: Wow...it's just designed to eat up minutes.
*phone hangs up*
Murderface: GODDAMMIT!
2012-10-30 01:47:40 PM  
1 votes:
Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.
2012-10-30 01:36:46 PM  
1 votes:
I DO COCAINE!
2012-10-30 01:36:19 PM  
1 votes:
THAT'S DOABLE!
2012-10-30 01:32:02 PM  
1 votes:
Underwater friends! You are my underwater, underwater friends! Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!
2012-10-30 01:28:38 PM  
1 votes:
Loosely translated: I have an arm like a dick.
2012-10-30 01:22:56 PM  
1 votes:
lookit that douchebag
2012-10-30 01:19:01 PM  
1 votes:
I would also like to state that, I am Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown; I do cocaine.
2012-10-30 01:18:13 PM  
1 votes:

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.


www.polyvore.com
2012-10-30 01:11:34 PM  
1 votes:

LockeOak: This thread is dildos


You ams dildos, skwisgaar.
2012-10-30 01:10:31 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers


i.imgur.com
2012-10-30 01:05:52 PM  
1 votes:
Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Tok: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!
2012-10-30 01:05:50 PM  
1 votes:
I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers
2012-10-30 01:01:57 PM  
1 votes:

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes


But you'll get...NOTHIIIING
 
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