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(Some Dethklok)   And now, for an excerpt from Toki's new book, "Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick" (sponsored link)   (ad.doubleclick.net) divider line 165
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2012-10-31 10:23:35 AM  

Girion47: Uchiha_Cycliste: How did this end up at the top of today's links?

Because they're paying Drew for this bullshiat.


I'm not complaining, but only because I have enjoyed this thread thoroughly
But now http://www.nobodygoeshere.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dildos.jpg.
 
2012-10-31 11:00:37 AM  
TL;DRTFT; DRTFA. Dethklok is coming to Snorefolk on Dec. 12th, good time or mega-lame?

/"Cute show"?!
//Good job whoever got the coke poster
 
2012-10-31 11:02:30 AM  
Thankyou, Fark, for spurring me to start rewatching Metalocalypse from the beginning. It's been a while. Being busy is dildos. Also, I'd forgotten how much I love Toki.
 
2012-10-31 12:27:54 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: iheartscotch: LockeOak: This thread is dildos

You ams dildos, skwisgaar.

Hey guys checks outs my cool codpiece!

[media.tumblr.com image 400x225]


Uhh, that's a dildo. A strap-on dildo.
 
2012-10-31 01:22:16 PM  
Q: At which do you most can't the least?
A: What I most can't the least would be do not a bad job, but always a good.
 
2012-10-31 01:41:05 PM  
 
2012-10-31 01:59:03 PM  
A million miles from nowhere
Dragon's lance burns hot
In the fire of a horse's ghost
A minnow would be lost
Ch ch cha changes
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish
 
2012-10-31 02:19:08 PM  

VarmintCong: The All-Powerful Atheismo: iheartscotch: LockeOak: This thread is dildos

You ams dildos, skwisgaar.

Hey guys checks outs my cool codpiece!

[media.tumblr.com image 400x225]

Uhh, that's a dildo. A strap-on dildo.


Screws you all off. My codpiece is the coolests!
 
2012-10-31 04:07:39 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: A million miles from nowhere
Dragon's lance burns hot
In the fire of a horse's ghost
A minnow would be lost
Ch ch cha changes
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish



Poetry, sheer poetry
 
2012-10-31 05:31:24 PM  
Toki's love song

Makes me laugh. It's impressive how consistent they keep the concept of Toki. The least metal, the least brutal of all of them. Like a little girl in a man's body. Even his fantasies are girlish. Oh, and the rabbit puns all over the place? Toki means Rabbit in Korean. Supposedly.
 
2012-10-31 06:17:04 PM  
I always loved the Musical episode where Pickles went to rehab. The effort they put into that episode really shows.

Brutal
 
2012-10-31 09:54:20 PM  
WTF is this story and why does it keep showing up in the feed? I know it is 'sponsored', but can I block it?
 
2012-10-31 10:39:02 PM  

desertfool: WTF is this story and why does it keep showing up in the feed? I know it is 'sponsored', but can I block it?



Sourpuss!
 
2012-11-01 01:26:05 AM  

iheartscotch: I would also like to state that, I am Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown; I do cocaine.


I seriously do a lot of cocaine...
 
2012-11-01 02:41:45 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


I think somebody really just wants a banana sticker and is too proud to admit it...
 
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