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(Some Dethklok)   And now, for an excerpt from Toki's new book, "Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick" (sponsored link)   (ad.doubleclick.net) divider line 165
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2012-10-30 03:53:43 PM  
New song idea ... "Put Together Wrong."



/That having been said, my friend Rick NEEDS to play Toki in the live action version. Seriously. He won't even have to act.
 
2012-10-30 04:07:32 PM  

JonZoidberg: The packaging says there were 10 episodes in season 4. What happened to the other 2? I thought there were 12?


Just letting you know, all 12 episodes are there
 
2012-10-30 04:24:12 PM  
I have 3 seasons so let's make it one more! And Dethalbum 3 was great!
 
2012-10-30 04:44:35 PM  

FueledByEthanol: [i49.tinypic.com image 750x600]

 
2012-10-30 04:45:36 PM  
Goddamit, it's not 1991 any more.

Link
 
2012-10-30 05:30:23 PM  
I can't find this one in the magazine stands 
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 05:39:59 PM  

PapaChester: Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.


Well I hope your pump is ready!
 
2012-10-30 05:50:06 PM  
IM EATING CHIPS!GOD!
 
2012-10-30 06:02:23 PM  
Pff, the Dutch...the Dutch are scum.

/nothing
//nothing but hate
 
2012-10-30 06:08:17 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 06:33:14 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

Hold on, now, so yer telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shreik and they turn red and they die.
Store Clerk: Yes, sir.
Pickles: That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.
 
2012-10-30 06:36:52 PM  

Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?



Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.
 
2012-10-30 06:40:38 PM  
As revenge for polluting Fark with this shiat, I'm going to pirate this.
 
2012-10-30 06:54:19 PM  
Caturday is now Hamburger Time.
 
2012-10-30 07:10:28 PM  

WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?


Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.


Really?
 
2012-10-30 07:17:18 PM  

Cpl.D: Caturday is now Hamburger Time.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-30 07:23:33 PM  
Remember... Remember that one time when you were Luke Governor of Florida, Nathan? And everybody died and stuff? That was awesome. No it wasn't. GOD I'm so stoopid!
 
2012-10-30 07:23:58 PM  
 
2012-10-30 07:33:20 PM  
Nathan: What do you guys do here?

Weather Bureau worker: We name the hurricanes. Would you like to name it?

Nathan: How about Scrambles? (Scratches his stomach) Scrambles the uhm... Death Dealer.
 
2012-10-30 07:40:39 PM  

SmackLT: Ugh. Formatted wrong. Try again.
 
 
Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.
 
Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.
 
Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
 
Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!
 
Nathan: I know!


If they ever do a Metalocalypse live-action film, I hope they cast Stephen Colbert as Ofdensen. ( as other FARKERs have suggested in the past, not my original idea)

That would be awesome...
 
2012-10-30 07:46:33 PM  
That's my bread and butter you're farking with
 
2012-10-30 07:57:29 PM  
WWOD?

/What would Ofdensen do?
 
2012-10-30 08:24:51 PM  

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.


Cute?


....that's not very brutal
 
2012-10-30 08:38:00 PM  

Druid5: WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?

Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.

Really?


Yes, really.
 
2012-10-30 08:48:21 PM  
November 15th, Milwaukee. See you there, dildos.
 
2012-10-30 08:48:30 PM  
That's a problem that you want to have
 
2012-10-30 08:52:53 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: If they ever do a Metalocalypse live-action film, I hope they cast Stephen Colbert as Ofdensen. ( as other FARKERs have suggested in the past, not my original idea)

That would be awesome...


It would be awesome, but is he skilled in hand to hand combat (or skilled in faking it?)
 
2012-10-30 08:53:32 PM  

CygnusDarius: Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

But you'll get...NOTHIIIING


Brutal
 
2012-10-30 08:54:29 PM  
Link was for regular jackoffs...
 
2012-10-30 09:54:50 PM  

WeenerGord: Druid5: WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?

Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.

Really?

Yes, really.


Seriously? That's cool
 
2012-10-30 10:04:40 PM  

I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die? I know he gets knocked out at the end of the second season? but is he in the other seasons at all?

What happened to the succubus chick that Nathan kisses? She's not in season 3 or 4 so is she dead too?

-Murderface is the best!


The last I can remember of the kid with the dead-face mask is him getting smacked upside the head with the butt of a rifle or shotgun at the end of Season 2, as I think others have said.

I do seem to remember the succubus chick making an appearance in the last episode of season 4. She takes part in the attack on the band, under the agreement that she gets to keep Nathan when it's all over.
 
2012-10-30 10:11:27 PM  
I swear to god, if Dethklok has to cancel tour dates in the Northeast AGAIN, this time due to the aftereffects of Sandy, I'm going to commit mass suicide.
 
2012-10-30 10:58:43 PM  
I kind of feel like the show hasn't been as tight since Brendon Small took it over, but Tommy Blacha had to focus his attentions on Mongo Wrestling Alliance

It's like when Matt Groening and David Cohen left The Simpsons in Mike Scully's hands, only in this metaphor Futurama is shiatty and gets cancelled after like 10 episodes.
 
2012-10-30 11:58:03 PM  

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes


Adblock Plus rocks.

/Hates that show
 
2012-10-31 12:09:35 AM  

Neondistraction: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die? I know he gets knocked out at the end of the second season? but is he in the other seasons at all?

What happened to the succubus chick that Nathan kisses? She's not in season 3 or 4 so is she dead too?

-Murderface is the best!

The last I can remember of the kid with the dead-face mask is him getting smacked upside the head with the butt of a rifle or shotgun at the end of Season 2, as I think others have said.

I do seem to remember the succubus chick making an appearance in the last episode of season 4. She takes part in the attack on the band, under the agreement that she gets to keep Nathan when it's all over.


She makes the agreement and appearance at the end of season 2 during the attack on Mordhaus. As for the teenager, he is still alive. Re-watch bookklok (sp?), when the Tribunal is showing that the mask metal assassin and the revengencers are still alive, the teenager is in the background.

//Wish season four was longer but overall it was really good.
///didoes
 
2012-10-31 12:41:44 AM  
Season 4 of Metalocalypse was great, but too short.

And considering how slowly Brenden Small works, it'll probably be 2 years before season 5 premieres.
 
2012-10-31 01:56:02 AM  

Druid5: WeenerGord: Druid5: WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?

Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.

Really?

Yes, really.

Seriously? That's cool


Hail Satan!
 
2012-10-31 02:02:06 AM  

darkjezter: And considering how slowly Brenden Small works, it'll probably be 2 years before season 5 premieres.


At least he's not as slow as Jackson Public and Doc Hammer.
 
2012-10-31 03:24:00 AM  

outtatowner: GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

METAL


None More Black.
 
2012-10-31 06:37:50 AM  
What are Carcomymrates?
 
2012-10-31 06:46:31 AM  

Neondistraction: darkjezter: And considering how slowly Brenden Small works, it'll probably be 2 years before season 5 premieres.

At least he's not as slow as Jackson Public and Doc Hammer.


No kiddng. I consider myself a big Venture Brothers fan, but it's almost like being a fan of the Olympics.
 
2012-10-31 06:59:25 AM  
Douchebag. Douchebag. Douchebag. Douchebag. 

Link
 
2012-10-31 07:09:29 AM  
How did this end up at the top of today's links?
 
2012-10-31 07:10:58 AM  

UNC_Samurai: You're in a tribute band paying tribute to yourself? That's like jacking off to a picture of yourself online!


Is that wrong? Should I not do that?
 
2012-10-31 08:54:08 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: How did this end up at the top of today's links?


Because they're paying Drew for this bullshiat.
 
2012-10-31 09:07:13 AM  
Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.
 
2012-10-31 09:09:51 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


Your troll is dildos.
 
2012-10-31 09:15:29 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


What is your point Dr. Freud? With the exception of the news isn't the idea of television to disconnect from reality for an hour or so? Or did you just come here to take a giant shiat on everyone because that is how you disconnect from your pathetic life?

/ stoplikingwhatidon'tlike.jpg
 
2012-10-31 09:25:56 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


Oh damnit, someone on the internet thinks i suck. I'm gonna go hack my head off now
 
2012-10-31 10:10:50 AM  

sodomizer: Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


I happen to like Adventure Time and Metalocalypse, and I very much admit my discontent with civilization. Thank you for your analysis though, Dr Twinkletits.
 
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