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2012-10-30 01:30:17 PM

Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.


No, he's talking about the other Die for Dethklok brother. The wheelchair bound one is the one you are talking about. The tall skinny one got the top of his head shot off and then his brother (wheelchair guy) put his dead brother's face on the kid who downloaded Dethklok MP3s and he started working for the Revengencers, up to when he brother was captured and put to work for Dethklok. As to the original question, I don't know if I've ever seen him again so I can't say if he's alive or dead.
 
2012-10-30 01:30:25 PM

Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.


I'm not talking about the fat guy in the wheelchair. There's an episode where this kid illegally downloads a song, Dethclock's swat team crashes into his house and kills his parents. He get thrown into a cell with the obese wheelchair guy who has his dead brothers face in his hands for some reason. They escape together and then the scary guy in the silver mask finds them. The kid a couple of episodes later is seen planting a bomb in the coffee shop. And he takes part in Season 2 attack on Mord house. I was just curious if anyone remembers seeing him in later episodes.

-A new Venture Bros. episode is on iTunes in case anyone is interested!
 
2012-10-30 01:30:29 PM
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2012-10-30 01:31:49 PM
NOOOOOO. WE WILL WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.......
 
2012-10-30 01:32:02 PM
Underwater friends! You are my underwater, underwater friends! Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!
 
2012-10-30 01:32:27 PM
This show is so weird, but I like it. I like Squidbillies, Superjail, and Moral Orel too.
 
2012-10-30 01:32:59 PM

PapaChester: Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.


The show is amazing; the 4th season got interesting; but it is just as funny.

One of my favorites was the Christmas special. The at the culmination of the episode; skwisgaar's mom gives dr rockso a bj.
 
2012-10-30 01:34:07 PM

Druid5: I think he was talking about the teenager that downloaded an illegal copy of their album, not the Jomfru Brothers. The teenager did become a surrogate to the fat brother, after the skinny brother's face was blown off on to his key board and later made into a mask.


I totally forgot about that! Good catch. I remember the kid getting kidnapped and put in that music torture thing ("TOO LOUD!!!"). I had forgotten the other brother adopted him.
 
2012-10-30 01:35:49 PM

Fat Old Broad: This show is so weird, but I like it. I like Squidbillies, Superjail, and Moral Orel too.


Superjail is too much for me. I just can't enjoy it.
 
2012-10-30 01:36:19 PM
THAT'S DOABLE!
 
2012-10-30 01:36:27 PM

I am Wee Todd Ed: Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.

I'm not talking about the fat guy in the wheelchair. There's an episode where this kid illegally downloads a song, Dethclock's swat team crashes into his house and kills his parents. He get thrown into a cell with the obese wheelchair guy who has his dead brothers face in his hands for some reason. They escape together and then the scary guy in the silver mask finds them. The kid a couple of episodes later is seen planting a bomb in the coffee shop. And he takes part in Season 2 attack on Mord house. I was just curious if anyone remembers seeing him in later episodes.

-A new Venture Bros. episode is on iTunes in case anyone is interested!


I remember the kid; yeah, the last time I saw him was the season 2 finale.
 
2012-10-30 01:36:46 PM
I DO COCAINE!
 
2012-10-30 01:39:16 PM
You guys are some real rascally goofballs.
 
2012-10-30 01:40:18 PM
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2012-10-30 01:41:17 PM

PapaChester: Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.


I got most of the way thru season 2 before i quit on it. Season 1 was funny cause they were just as dumb as they were arrogant dicks. Season 2 they dropped the dumb act way down and turned the asshole act way up. And for some reason they went from talking to literally screaming at each other whole episodes. Turned from funny to way irratating.

That being said, I plan on going back and giving it another chance and plowing through Season 3 and 4 to see if things evened back out, but season 2 really turned me off to the show for a couple of years.
 
2012-10-30 01:47:18 PM
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2012-10-30 01:47:40 PM
Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.
 
2012-10-30 01:47:55 PM
Pickles: I am trying to use the phone, but every time I pick up I just hear Murderface.
Pickles: Wait, did we buy 4 phones and only one line?
Pickles: MURDERFACE! GET OFF THE PHONE!
Murderface: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! LET ME CHECK MY MESSAGES...
*incessantly long voicemail options rant*
Pickles: Wow...it's just designed to eat up minutes.
*phone hangs up*
Murderface: GODDAMMIT!
 
2012-10-30 01:48:41 PM
As a hopeless guitar nerd and metalhead, I just absolutely love this show. We don't have cable at home so I catch up on the series when it's out on DVD. Brendon Small is just such a ridiculously good guitar player and I love how he reaches out to the metal community and gets them on the show.

Marty Friedman was the Japanese driving instructor. Ihsahn from Emperor was the crazy German designer guy. Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy is the head of Succubosa. All kinds of cool people.
 
2012-10-30 01:50:37 PM
Skwisgaar: fark Tokis. Christmas trees. This amn't brutal.
Nathan: Well, you know what? It's growing on me. It's like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree, you know? It's kind of baddass. It stands and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like "fark you."
 
2012-10-30 01:55:47 PM
"Why don't you act like a bass player and be inaudible?"
 
2012-10-30 01:58:16 PM
You Farkers out there give us something more than just record sales, you give us something to hate. And we hate you. You brainless mutants.
 
2012-10-30 01:59:44 PM
I think the funniest thing to come out of the show is this:

www.floodwerks.com

/corpsegrinder
//fark yeah
 
2012-10-30 02:00:39 PM
Hey guys, I haves a good use of the words "unsbuzzle." "My lungs unsbuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe... it. Period.
 
2012-10-30 02:01:46 PM
I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants today... that's what I did today.
 
2012-10-30 02:07:00 PM
OH... I gots the hit in the balls with the train cinder block right in the balls blues!
 
2012-10-30 02:07:13 PM
Adult Swim shows tend to take the whole "random" thing too far and enter the territory of mediocrity, but Metalocalpyse manages to not cross that line most of the time.
I'd put it above any other currently-running Adult Swim original show.
 
2012-10-30 02:08:21 PM
What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
 
2012-10-30 02:08:32 PM
I've always hateds yous, Toki
 
2012-10-30 02:19:25 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Adult Swim shows tend to take the whole "random" thing too far and enter the territory of mediocrity, but Metalocalpyse manages to not cross that line most of the time.
I'd put it above any other currently-running Adult Swim original show.


it's sure up there, not sure if I like it over Venture Bros. but it's close.

Random isn't bad. Unless you didn't like Sealab. If you didn't, well WET WILLY FOR YOU!

/Grandpas guitars
 
2012-10-30 02:23:54 PM
Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?
 
2012-10-30 02:28:09 PM

guestguy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x563]


That cat video gave me acid flashbacks, and I've never done acid.
 
2012-10-30 02:37:26 PM
Food Library

/like any of these guys were ever in an actual library
 
2012-10-30 02:45:41 PM
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Where ams your Toki now?
 
2012-10-30 02:49:08 PM
Wheelchair guy was helping Dethklok manager with the prophecy stuff, last I recall.

Season 3 was the best. "We just found out cats have balls too," the Hamburger Time song, Murderface questioning his own sexuality and the rock opera sung by Pickles when he goes to rehab.

Looking forward to the fifth season, wonder how Toki's doing ...
 
2012-10-30 02:49:29 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Adult Swim shows tend to take the whole "random" thing too far and enter the territory of mediocrity, but Metalocalpyse manages to not cross that line most of the time.
I'd put it above any other currently-running Adult Swim original show.


does VB count as current.. i mean they release an episode every few years
 
2012-10-30 02:51:22 PM
Would you quit saying zazz.
 
2012-10-30 02:52:20 PM
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2012-10-30 02:55:28 PM

The Bestest: lookit that douchebag


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2012-10-30 02:57:14 PM
Think about it guys... bleach is mostly water... and WE'RE mostly water.

Therefore, we are bleach.
 
2012-10-30 03:01:46 PM

iheartscotch: LockeOak: This thread is dildos

You ams dildos, skwisgaar.


Hey guys checks outs my cool codpiece!

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2012-10-30 03:04:09 PM

Craptastic: Underwater friends! You are my underwater, underwater friends! Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!


One of my favorites. Toki was so happy.
 
2012-10-30 03:05:20 PM
We've uh figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags
 
2012-10-30 03:07:49 PM
What the hells was wrongs with yours guitars playing tonights?
 
2012-10-30 03:10:52 PM

MythDragon: Craptastic: Underwater friends! You are my underwater, underwater friends! Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!

One of my favorites. Toki was so happy.


I love Toki. He's like the adopted kid of the group. (Except for when they adopted Fatty Ding Dong)

Toki: I suppose... I feel a sense... of pride... knowing I help raise him... so dere is dat. HERE'S A BUCKET OF HANKBURKERS, AND A COUPLE OF BIG GULPS AND CRAPS, YOU FAT TITS!
 
2012-10-30 03:13:23 PM

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No.
 
2012-10-30 03:17:40 PM

MoronLessOff: saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

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Every time someone says that or I see it the jingle for Hot Pockets starts playing in my head
 
2012-10-30 03:22:18 PM
Toki: [disgusted] Uhhh, come on guys, we gots to gos to a meetings.

Nathan: Yeah you're right. Let's go. Charles always gets pissed off when were late, you know? [chuckles; Charles walks in] He's such an uptight [notices him standing right beside him] diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiildooooooooooooooo-hi.

Ofdensen: [not amused] ...Hi.
 
2012-10-30 03:36:10 PM
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2012-10-30 03:48:36 PM
tonight we celebrate the taking of balls from living things.
 
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