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2012-10-30 12:56:00 PM  
Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes
 
2012-10-30 01:01:57 PM  

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes


But you'll get...NOTHIIIING
 
2012-10-30 01:02:53 PM  

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes


Stops copies me
 
2012-10-30 01:03:21 PM  
That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.
 
2012-10-30 01:04:08 PM  
This thread is dildos
 
2012-10-30 01:04:12 PM  

GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.


that sounds like some good coffee.
Some good duncan hills coffee.
 
2012-10-30 01:04:29 PM  
Links is dildos.
 
2012-10-30 01:05:50 PM  
I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers
 
2012-10-30 01:05:52 PM  
Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Tok: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!
 
2012-10-30 01:06:53 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-30 01:08:45 PM  
The packaging says there were 10 episodes in season 4. What happened to the other 2? I thought there were 12?
 
2012-10-30 01:08:48 PM  
That link am dildoes
 
2012-10-30 01:10:31 PM  

iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-30 01:10:39 PM  
Hows comes I didn't know it was suits of armors Friday?
 
2012-10-30 01:10:47 PM  
Dis ams bullshiat!
 
2012-10-30 01:11:34 PM  

LockeOak: This thread is dildos


You ams dildos, skwisgaar.
 
2012-10-30 01:12:39 PM  

Iceberg659: Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

Stops copies me


Stops copies me
 
2012-10-30 01:13:00 PM  
Sponsored LGN? Couldn't even point it to one of the many copyright-violating youtube videos?
 
2012-10-30 01:13:10 PM  
The new album is pretty good, too.
 
2012-10-30 01:13:21 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

that sounds like some good coffee.
Some good duncan hills coffee.


I cut the solo out of the jingle and use it as my ringtone on occasion.
 
2012-10-30 01:13:47 PM  
You're in a tribute band paying tribute to yourself? That's like jacking off to a picture of yourself online!
 
2012-10-30 01:13:52 PM  
can we at least get rid of the bullshiat advertising backgrounds?
 
2012-10-30 01:13:53 PM  

The Slush: iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

[i.imgur.com image 320x303]


Hey, did you know you can BUY your own banana stickers!
 
2012-10-30 01:14:08 PM  
it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.
 
2012-10-30 01:14:30 PM  
Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.   Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.   Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?   Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!   Nathan: I know!
 
2012-10-30 01:15:52 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The Slush: iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

[i.imgur.com image 320x303]

Hey, did you know you can BUY your own banana stickers!


No ways!!
 
2012-10-30 01:16:01 PM  
So years ago, must have been 2006 DeathKlok was doing a free college tour. They even played at Cal, it was Awesome!

I have nothing else of value to add.
 
2012-10-30 01:16:09 PM  
Brutal
 
2012-10-30 01:16:19 PM  
Ugh. Formatted wrong. Try again.
 
 
Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.
 
Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.
 
Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
 
Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!
 
Nathan: I know! 
 
2012-10-30 01:16:38 PM  

iheartscotch: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Slush: iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

[i.imgur.com image 320x303]

Hey, did you know you can BUY your own banana stickers!

No ways!!


WaiS! From the stores
 
2012-10-30 01:16:45 PM  
Give this plug the boots, medium style.
 
2012-10-30 01:16:58 PM  
So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die? I know he gets knocked out at the end of the second season? but is he in the other seasons at all?

What happened to the succubus chick that Nathan kisses? She's not in season 3 or 4 so is she dead too?

-Murderface is the best!
 
2012-10-30 01:17:27 PM  

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.


I still get a kick out of a quick guitar riff instead of cursing.
 
2012-10-30 01:18:11 PM  

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.


PS: Dr Rockso? That rock-n-roll clown? I think he might do cocain, but I'm not entirely sure.
 
2012-10-30 01:18:13 PM  

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.


www.polyvore.com
 
2012-10-30 01:19:01 PM  
I would also like to state that, I am Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown; I do cocaine.
 
2012-10-30 01:19:26 PM  
Brutal.
 
2012-10-30 01:19:58 PM  

iheartscotch: I would also like to state that, I am Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown; I do cocaine.


SEE I TOLD Y'ALL!!!
 
2012-10-30 01:21:45 PM  
I wants to be Bills Cosby!
 
2012-10-30 01:22:33 PM  

I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?


From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.
 
2012-10-30 01:22:56 PM  
lookit that douchebag
 
2012-10-30 01:24:43 PM  

The Bestest: lookit that douchebag


Sorry bout the douchebag, I got low blood sugar.
 
2012-10-30 01:27:59 PM  
Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.
 
2012-10-30 01:28:31 PM  
shiat, $10 bucks for a about two hours of TV sans commercial sounds pretty good.

If only someone made a disc changer. Unfortunately all Blu-Ray players are made in one factory and they don't make changers. Having to hike up to the control booth to change discs is brutal.
 
2012-10-30 01:28:38 PM  
Loosely translated: I have an arm like a dick.
 
2012-10-30 01:28:50 PM  

GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.


METAL
 
2012-10-30 01:29:02 PM  
Idea for last song ever: killed by troll.
 
2012-10-30 01:29:23 PM  

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes


/leaving satisfied.
//We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so...
 
2012-10-30 01:29:45 PM  

Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.


I think he was talking about the teenager that downloaded an illegal copy of their album, not the Jomfru Brothers. The teenager did become a surrogate to the fat brother, after the skinny brother's face was blown off on to his key board and later made into a mask.
 
2012-10-30 01:29:48 PM  

MoronLessOff: saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]


i'm sorry, your image is without context, and thus, is meaningless.
 
2012-10-30 01:30:17 PM  

Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.


No, he's talking about the other Die for Dethklok brother. The wheelchair bound one is the one you are talking about. The tall skinny one got the top of his head shot off and then his brother (wheelchair guy) put his dead brother's face on the kid who downloaded Dethklok MP3s and he started working for the Revengencers, up to when he brother was captured and put to work for Dethklok. As to the original question, I don't know if I've ever seen him again so I can't say if he's alive or dead.
 
2012-10-30 01:30:25 PM  

Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.


I'm not talking about the fat guy in the wheelchair. There's an episode where this kid illegally downloads a song, Dethclock's swat team crashes into his house and kills his parents. He get thrown into a cell with the obese wheelchair guy who has his dead brothers face in his hands for some reason. They escape together and then the scary guy in the silver mask finds them. The kid a couple of episodes later is seen planting a bomb in the coffee shop. And he takes part in Season 2 attack on Mord house. I was just curious if anyone remembers seeing him in later episodes.

-A new Venture Bros. episode is on iTunes in case anyone is interested!
 
2012-10-30 01:30:29 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 01:31:49 PM  
NOOOOOO. WE WILL WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.......
 
2012-10-30 01:32:02 PM  
Underwater friends! You are my underwater, underwater friends! Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!
 
2012-10-30 01:32:27 PM  
This show is so weird, but I like it. I like Squidbillies, Superjail, and Moral Orel too.
 
2012-10-30 01:32:59 PM  

PapaChester: Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.


The show is amazing; the 4th season got interesting; but it is just as funny.

One of my favorites was the Christmas special. The at the culmination of the episode; skwisgaar's mom gives dr rockso a bj.
 
2012-10-30 01:34:07 PM  

Druid5: I think he was talking about the teenager that downloaded an illegal copy of their album, not the Jomfru Brothers. The teenager did become a surrogate to the fat brother, after the skinny brother's face was blown off on to his key board and later made into a mask.


I totally forgot about that! Good catch. I remember the kid getting kidnapped and put in that music torture thing ("TOO LOUD!!!"). I had forgotten the other brother adopted him.
 
2012-10-30 01:35:49 PM  

Fat Old Broad: This show is so weird, but I like it. I like Squidbillies, Superjail, and Moral Orel too.


Superjail is too much for me. I just can't enjoy it.
 
2012-10-30 01:36:19 PM  
THAT'S DOABLE!
 
2012-10-30 01:36:27 PM  

I am Wee Todd Ed: Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.

I'm not talking about the fat guy in the wheelchair. There's an episode where this kid illegally downloads a song, Dethclock's swat team crashes into his house and kills his parents. He get thrown into a cell with the obese wheelchair guy who has his dead brothers face in his hands for some reason. They escape together and then the scary guy in the silver mask finds them. The kid a couple of episodes later is seen planting a bomb in the coffee shop. And he takes part in Season 2 attack on Mord house. I was just curious if anyone remembers seeing him in later episodes.

-A new Venture Bros. episode is on iTunes in case anyone is interested!


I remember the kid; yeah, the last time I saw him was the season 2 finale.
 
2012-10-30 01:36:46 PM  
I DO COCAINE!
 
2012-10-30 01:39:16 PM  
You guys are some real rascally goofballs.
 
2012-10-30 01:40:18 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 01:41:17 PM  

PapaChester: Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.


I got most of the way thru season 2 before i quit on it. Season 1 was funny cause they were just as dumb as they were arrogant dicks. Season 2 they dropped the dumb act way down and turned the asshole act way up. And for some reason they went from talking to literally screaming at each other whole episodes. Turned from funny to way irratating.

That being said, I plan on going back and giving it another chance and plowing through Season 3 and 4 to see if things evened back out, but season 2 really turned me off to the show for a couple of years.
 
2012-10-30 01:47:18 PM  
i248.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 01:47:40 PM  
Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.
 
2012-10-30 01:47:55 PM  
Pickles: I am trying to use the phone, but every time I pick up I just hear Murderface.
Pickles: Wait, did we buy 4 phones and only one line?
Pickles: MURDERFACE! GET OFF THE PHONE!
Murderface: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! LET ME CHECK MY MESSAGES...
*incessantly long voicemail options rant*
Pickles: Wow...it's just designed to eat up minutes.
*phone hangs up*
Murderface: GODDAMMIT!
 
2012-10-30 01:48:41 PM  
As a hopeless guitar nerd and metalhead, I just absolutely love this show. We don't have cable at home so I catch up on the series when it's out on DVD. Brendon Small is just such a ridiculously good guitar player and I love how he reaches out to the metal community and gets them on the show.

Marty Friedman was the Japanese driving instructor. Ihsahn from Emperor was the crazy German designer guy. Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy is the head of Succubosa. All kinds of cool people.
 
2012-10-30 01:50:37 PM  
Skwisgaar: fark Tokis. Christmas trees. This amn't brutal.
Nathan: Well, you know what? It's growing on me. It's like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree, you know? It's kind of baddass. It stands and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like "fark you."
 
2012-10-30 01:55:47 PM  
"Why don't you act like a bass player and be inaudible?"
 
2012-10-30 01:58:16 PM  
You Farkers out there give us something more than just record sales, you give us something to hate. And we hate you. You brainless mutants.
 
2012-10-30 01:59:44 PM  
I think the funniest thing to come out of the show is this:

www.floodwerks.com

/corpsegrinder
//fark yeah
 
2012-10-30 02:00:39 PM  
Hey guys, I haves a good use of the words "unsbuzzle." "My lungs unsbuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe... it. Period.
 
2012-10-30 02:01:46 PM  
I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants today... that's what I did today.
 
2012-10-30 02:07:00 PM  
OH... I gots the hit in the balls with the train cinder block right in the balls blues!
 
2012-10-30 02:07:13 PM  
Adult Swim shows tend to take the whole "random" thing too far and enter the territory of mediocrity, but Metalocalpyse manages to not cross that line most of the time.
I'd put it above any other currently-running Adult Swim original show.
 
2012-10-30 02:08:21 PM  
What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
 
2012-10-30 02:08:32 PM  
I've always hateds yous, Toki
 
2012-10-30 02:19:25 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Adult Swim shows tend to take the whole "random" thing too far and enter the territory of mediocrity, but Metalocalpyse manages to not cross that line most of the time.
I'd put it above any other currently-running Adult Swim original show.


it's sure up there, not sure if I like it over Venture Bros. but it's close.

Random isn't bad. Unless you didn't like Sealab. If you didn't, well WET WILLY FOR YOU!

/Grandpas guitars
 
2012-10-30 02:23:54 PM  
Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?
 
2012-10-30 02:28:09 PM  

guestguy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x563]


That cat video gave me acid flashbacks, and I've never done acid.
 
2012-10-30 02:37:26 PM  
Food Library

/like any of these guys were ever in an actual library
 
2012-10-30 02:45:41 PM  
img593.imageshack.us

Where ams your Toki now?
 
2012-10-30 02:49:08 PM  
Wheelchair guy was helping Dethklok manager with the prophecy stuff, last I recall.

Season 3 was the best. "We just found out cats have balls too," the Hamburger Time song, Murderface questioning his own sexuality and the rock opera sung by Pickles when he goes to rehab.

Looking forward to the fifth season, wonder how Toki's doing ...
 
2012-10-30 02:49:29 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Adult Swim shows tend to take the whole "random" thing too far and enter the territory of mediocrity, but Metalocalpyse manages to not cross that line most of the time.
I'd put it above any other currently-running Adult Swim original show.


does VB count as current.. i mean they release an episode every few years
 
2012-10-30 02:51:22 PM  
Would you quit saying zazz.
 
2012-10-30 02:52:20 PM  
flowingdata.com
 
2012-10-30 02:55:28 PM  

The Bestest: lookit that douchebag


douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag douchebag
 
2012-10-30 02:57:14 PM  
Think about it guys... bleach is mostly water... and WE'RE mostly water.

Therefore, we are bleach.
 
2012-10-30 03:01:46 PM  

iheartscotch: LockeOak: This thread is dildos

You ams dildos, skwisgaar.


Hey guys checks outs my cool codpiece!

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 03:04:09 PM  

Craptastic: Underwater friends! You are my underwater, underwater friends! Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!


One of my favorites. Toki was so happy.
 
2012-10-30 03:05:20 PM  
We've uh figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags
 
2012-10-30 03:07:49 PM  
What the hells was wrongs with yours guitars playing tonights?
 
2012-10-30 03:10:52 PM  

MythDragon: Craptastic: Underwater friends! You are my underwater, underwater friends! Yeah, you're my best friends now, so let's all cheer!

One of my favorites. Toki was so happy.


I love Toki. He's like the adopted kid of the group. (Except for when they adopted Fatty Ding Dong)

Toki: I suppose... I feel a sense... of pride... knowing I help raise him... so dere is dat. HERE'S A BUCKET OF HANKBURKERS, AND A COUPLE OF BIG GULPS AND CRAPS, YOU FAT TITS!
 
2012-10-30 03:13:23 PM  

SmackLT: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]


No.
 
2012-10-30 03:17:40 PM  

MoronLessOff: saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]


Every time someone says that or I see it the jingle for Hot Pockets starts playing in my head
 
2012-10-30 03:22:18 PM  
Toki: [disgusted] Uhhh, come on guys, we gots to gos to a meetings.

Nathan: Yeah you're right. Let's go. Charles always gets pissed off when were late, you know? [chuckles; Charles walks in] He's such an uptight [notices him standing right beside him] diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiildooooooooooooooo-hi.

Ofdensen: [not amused] ...Hi.
 
2012-10-30 03:36:10 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-30 03:48:36 PM  
tonight we celebrate the taking of balls from living things.
 
2012-10-30 03:53:43 PM  
New song idea ... "Put Together Wrong."



/That having been said, my friend Rick NEEDS to play Toki in the live action version. Seriously. He won't even have to act.
 
2012-10-30 04:07:32 PM  

JonZoidberg: The packaging says there were 10 episodes in season 4. What happened to the other 2? I thought there were 12?


Just letting you know, all 12 episodes are there
 
2012-10-30 04:24:12 PM  
I have 3 seasons so let's make it one more! And Dethalbum 3 was great!
 
2012-10-30 04:44:35 PM  

FueledByEthanol: [i49.tinypic.com image 750x600]

 
2012-10-30 04:45:36 PM  
Goddamit, it's not 1991 any more.

Link
 
2012-10-30 05:30:23 PM  
I can't find this one in the magazine stands 
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 05:39:59 PM  

PapaChester: Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.


Well I hope your pump is ready!
 
2012-10-30 05:50:06 PM  
IM EATING CHIPS!GOD!
 
2012-10-30 06:02:23 PM  
Pff, the Dutch...the Dutch are scum.

/nothing
//nothing but hate
 
2012-10-30 06:08:17 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 06:33:14 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

Hold on, now, so yer telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shreik and they turn red and they die.
Store Clerk: Yes, sir.
Pickles: That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.
 
2012-10-30 06:36:52 PM  

Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?



Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.
 
2012-10-30 06:40:38 PM  
As revenge for polluting Fark with this shiat, I'm going to pirate this.
 
2012-10-30 06:54:19 PM  
Caturday is now Hamburger Time.
 
2012-10-30 07:10:28 PM  

WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?


Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.


Really?
 
2012-10-30 07:17:18 PM  

Cpl.D: Caturday is now Hamburger Time.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-30 07:23:33 PM  
Remember... Remember that one time when you were Luke Governor of Florida, Nathan? And everybody died and stuff? That was awesome. No it wasn't. GOD I'm so stoopid!
 
2012-10-30 07:23:58 PM  
 
2012-10-30 07:33:20 PM  
Nathan: What do you guys do here?

Weather Bureau worker: We name the hurricanes. Would you like to name it?

Nathan: How about Scrambles? (Scratches his stomach) Scrambles the uhm... Death Dealer.
 
2012-10-30 07:40:39 PM  

SmackLT: Ugh. Formatted wrong. Try again.
 
 
Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.
 
Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.
 
Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
 
Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!
 
Nathan: I know!


If they ever do a Metalocalypse live-action film, I hope they cast Stephen Colbert as Ofdensen. ( as other FARKERs have suggested in the past, not my original idea)

That would be awesome...
 
2012-10-30 07:46:33 PM  
That's my bread and butter you're farking with
 
2012-10-30 07:57:29 PM  
WWOD?

/What would Ofdensen do?
 
2012-10-30 08:24:51 PM  

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.


Cute?


....that's not very brutal
 
2012-10-30 08:38:00 PM  

Druid5: WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?

Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.

Really?


Yes, really.
 
2012-10-30 08:48:21 PM  
November 15th, Milwaukee. See you there, dildos.
 
2012-10-30 08:48:30 PM  
That's a problem that you want to have
 
2012-10-30 08:52:53 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: If they ever do a Metalocalypse live-action film, I hope they cast Stephen Colbert as Ofdensen. ( as other FARKERs have suggested in the past, not my original idea)

That would be awesome...


It would be awesome, but is he skilled in hand to hand combat (or skilled in faking it?)
 
2012-10-30 08:53:32 PM  

CygnusDarius: Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

But you'll get...NOTHIIIING


Brutal
 
2012-10-30 08:54:29 PM  
Link was for regular jackoffs...
 
2012-10-30 09:54:50 PM  

WeenerGord: Druid5: WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?

Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.

Really?

Yes, really.


Seriously? That's cool
 
2012-10-30 10:04:40 PM  

I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die? I know he gets knocked out at the end of the second season? but is he in the other seasons at all?

What happened to the succubus chick that Nathan kisses? She's not in season 3 or 4 so is she dead too?

-Murderface is the best!


The last I can remember of the kid with the dead-face mask is him getting smacked upside the head with the butt of a rifle or shotgun at the end of Season 2, as I think others have said.

I do seem to remember the succubus chick making an appearance in the last episode of season 4. She takes part in the attack on the band, under the agreement that she gets to keep Nathan when it's all over.
 
2012-10-30 10:11:27 PM  
I swear to god, if Dethklok has to cancel tour dates in the Northeast AGAIN, this time due to the aftereffects of Sandy, I'm going to commit mass suicide.
 
2012-10-30 10:58:43 PM  
I kind of feel like the show hasn't been as tight since Brendon Small took it over, but Tommy Blacha had to focus his attentions on Mongo Wrestling Alliance

It's like when Matt Groening and David Cohen left The Simpsons in Mike Scully's hands, only in this metaphor Futurama is shiatty and gets cancelled after like 10 episodes.
 
2012-10-30 11:58:03 PM  

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes


Adblock Plus rocks.

/Hates that show
 
2012-10-31 12:09:35 AM  

Neondistraction: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die? I know he gets knocked out at the end of the second season? but is he in the other seasons at all?

What happened to the succubus chick that Nathan kisses? She's not in season 3 or 4 so is she dead too?

-Murderface is the best!

The last I can remember of the kid with the dead-face mask is him getting smacked upside the head with the butt of a rifle or shotgun at the end of Season 2, as I think others have said.

I do seem to remember the succubus chick making an appearance in the last episode of season 4. She takes part in the attack on the band, under the agreement that she gets to keep Nathan when it's all over.


She makes the agreement and appearance at the end of season 2 during the attack on Mordhaus. As for the teenager, he is still alive. Re-watch bookklok (sp?), when the Tribunal is showing that the mask metal assassin and the revengencers are still alive, the teenager is in the background.

//Wish season four was longer but overall it was really good.
///didoes
 
2012-10-31 12:41:44 AM  
Season 4 of Metalocalypse was great, but too short.

And considering how slowly Brenden Small works, it'll probably be 2 years before season 5 premieres.
 
2012-10-31 01:56:02 AM  

Druid5: WeenerGord: Druid5: WeenerGord: Craptastic: Toki: I seek revenge on Rachel Ray of the Food Network! Can't you make her... eyes fall out, something? Tits fall off?

Satan! Grant this man revenge upon his foes at the Food Network.

Really?

Yes, really.

Seriously? That's cool


Hail Satan!
 
2012-10-31 02:02:06 AM  

darkjezter: And considering how slowly Brenden Small works, it'll probably be 2 years before season 5 premieres.


At least he's not as slow as Jackson Public and Doc Hammer.
 
2012-10-31 03:24:00 AM  

outtatowner: GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

METAL


None More Black.
 
2012-10-31 06:37:50 AM  
What are Carcomymrates?
 
2012-10-31 06:46:31 AM  

Neondistraction: darkjezter: And considering how slowly Brenden Small works, it'll probably be 2 years before season 5 premieres.

At least he's not as slow as Jackson Public and Doc Hammer.


No kiddng. I consider myself a big Venture Brothers fan, but it's almost like being a fan of the Olympics.
 
2012-10-31 06:59:25 AM  
Douchebag. Douchebag. Douchebag. Douchebag. 

Link
 
2012-10-31 07:09:29 AM  
How did this end up at the top of today's links?
 
2012-10-31 07:10:58 AM  

UNC_Samurai: You're in a tribute band paying tribute to yourself? That's like jacking off to a picture of yourself online!


Is that wrong? Should I not do that?
 
2012-10-31 08:54:08 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: How did this end up at the top of today's links?


Because they're paying Drew for this bullshiat.
 
2012-10-31 09:07:13 AM  
Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.
 
2012-10-31 09:09:51 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


Your troll is dildos.
 
2012-10-31 09:15:29 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


What is your point Dr. Freud? With the exception of the news isn't the idea of television to disconnect from reality for an hour or so? Or did you just come here to take a giant shiat on everyone because that is how you disconnect from your pathetic life?

/ stoplikingwhatidon'tlike.jpg
 
2012-10-31 09:25:56 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


Oh damnit, someone on the internet thinks i suck. I'm gonna go hack my head off now
 
2012-10-31 10:10:50 AM  

sodomizer: Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


I happen to like Adventure Time and Metalocalypse, and I very much admit my discontent with civilization. Thank you for your analysis though, Dr Twinkletits.
 
2012-10-31 10:23:35 AM  

Girion47: Uchiha_Cycliste: How did this end up at the top of today's links?

Because they're paying Drew for this bullshiat.


I'm not complaining, but only because I have enjoyed this thread thoroughly
But now http://www.nobodygoeshere.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dildos.jpg.
 
2012-10-31 11:00:37 AM  
TL;DRTFT; DRTFA. Dethklok is coming to Snorefolk on Dec. 12th, good time or mega-lame?

/"Cute show"?!
//Good job whoever got the coke poster
 
2012-10-31 11:02:30 AM  
Thankyou, Fark, for spurring me to start rewatching Metalocalypse from the beginning. It's been a while. Being busy is dildos. Also, I'd forgotten how much I love Toki.
 
2012-10-31 12:27:54 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: iheartscotch: LockeOak: This thread is dildos

You ams dildos, skwisgaar.

Hey guys checks outs my cool codpiece!

[media.tumblr.com image 400x225]


Uhh, that's a dildo. A strap-on dildo.
 
2012-10-31 01:22:16 PM  
Q: At which do you most can't the least?
A: What I most can't the least would be do not a bad job, but always a good.
 
2012-10-31 01:41:05 PM  
 
2012-10-31 01:59:03 PM  
A million miles from nowhere
Dragon's lance burns hot
In the fire of a horse's ghost
A minnow would be lost
Ch ch cha changes
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish
 
2012-10-31 02:19:08 PM  

VarmintCong: The All-Powerful Atheismo: iheartscotch: LockeOak: This thread is dildos

You ams dildos, skwisgaar.

Hey guys checks outs my cool codpiece!

[media.tumblr.com image 400x225]

Uhh, that's a dildo. A strap-on dildo.


Screws you all off. My codpiece is the coolests!
 
2012-10-31 04:07:39 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: A million miles from nowhere
Dragon's lance burns hot
In the fire of a horse's ghost
A minnow would be lost
Ch ch cha changes
Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish



Poetry, sheer poetry
 
2012-10-31 05:31:24 PM  
Toki's love song

Makes me laugh. It's impressive how consistent they keep the concept of Toki. The least metal, the least brutal of all of them. Like a little girl in a man's body. Even his fantasies are girlish. Oh, and the rabbit puns all over the place? Toki means Rabbit in Korean. Supposedly.
 
2012-10-31 06:17:04 PM  
I always loved the Musical episode where Pickles went to rehab. The effort they put into that episode really shows.

Brutal
 
2012-10-31 09:54:20 PM  
WTF is this story and why does it keep showing up in the feed? I know it is 'sponsored', but can I block it?
 
2012-10-31 10:39:02 PM  

desertfool: WTF is this story and why does it keep showing up in the feed? I know it is 'sponsored', but can I block it?



Sourpuss!
 
2012-11-01 01:26:05 AM  

iheartscotch: I would also like to state that, I am Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown; I do cocaine.


I seriously do a lot of cocaine...
 
2012-11-01 02:41:45 AM  

sodomizer: Stupid hipster entertainment.

I realize that this dying society ruined your childhood by forcing you to deal with adult problems.

I realize you're frustrated because nearly every aspect of this society is designed to confound, disturb and alienate those people who still have souls.

However, indulging in this goofy nostalgia-cum-irony is the adult equivalent of pulling the blanket over your heard.

Adventure Time and Metalocalypse are just that: pleasant illusions for the disturbed and miserable who can't just honestly admit their discontent with the civilization around them.


I think somebody really just wants a banana sticker and is too proud to admit it...
 
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