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Langston		2012-10-30 12:56:00 PM

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

CygnusDarius		2012-10-30 01:01:57 PM

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

But you'll get...NOTHIIIING

Iceberg659		2012-10-30 01:02:53 PM

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

Stops copies me

GORDON		2012-10-30 01:03:21 PM

That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

LockeOak		2012-10-30 01:04:08 PM

This thread is dildos

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-10-30 01:04:12 PM

GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

that sounds like some good coffee.
Some good duncan hills coffee.

bwilson27		2012-10-30 01:04:29 PM

Links is dildos.

iheartscotch		2012-10-30 01:05:50 PM

I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2012-10-30 01:05:52 PM

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Tok: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

SmackLT		2012-10-30 01:06:53 PM

JonZoidberg		2012-10-30 01:08:45 PM

The packaging says there were 10 episodes in season 4. What happened to the other 2? I thought there were 12?

Snapper Carr		2012-10-30 01:08:48 PM

That link am dildoes

The Slush		2012-10-30 01:10:31 PM

iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

i.imgur.com

SmackLT		2012-10-30 01:10:39 PM

Hows comes I didn't know it was suits of armors Friday?

Sybarite		2012-10-30 01:10:47 PM

Dis ams bullshiat!

iheartscotch		2012-10-30 01:11:34 PM

LockeOak: This thread is dildos

You ams dildos, skwisgaar.

Disposable Rob		2012-10-30 01:12:39 PM

Iceberg659: Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

Stops copies me

Stops copies me

KiTTeNs_on_AciD		2012-10-30 01:13:00 PM

Sponsored LGN? Couldn't even point it to one of the many copyright-violating youtube videos?

Honest Bender		2012-10-30 01:13:10 PM

The new album is pretty good, too.

MoronLessOff		2012-10-30 01:13:21 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

that sounds like some good coffee.
Some good duncan hills coffee.

I cut the solo out of the jingle and use it as my ringtone on occasion.

UNC_Samurai		2012-10-30 01:13:47 PM

You're in a tribute band paying tribute to yourself? That's like jacking off to a picture of yourself online!

Girion47		2012-10-30 01:13:52 PM

can we at least get rid of the bullshiat advertising backgrounds?

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-10-30 01:13:53 PM

The Slush: iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

[i.imgur.com image 320x303]

Hey, did you know you can BUY your own banana stickers!

saintstryfe		2012-10-30 01:14:08 PM

it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

SmackLT		2012-10-30 01:14:30 PM

Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned. Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry. Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier? Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school! Nathan: I know!

iheartscotch		2012-10-30 01:15:52 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: The Slush: iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

[i.imgur.com image 320x303]

Hey, did you know you can BUY your own banana stickers!

No ways!!

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-10-30 01:16:01 PM

So years ago, must have been 2006 DeathKlok was doing a free college tour. They even played at Cal, it was Awesome!

I have nothing else of value to add.

rudemix		2012-10-30 01:16:09 PM

Brutal

SmackLT		2012-10-30 01:16:19 PM

Ugh. Formatted wrong. Try again.

Ofdensen: Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.

Skwisgaar: Well, I'm not sorry.

Nathan: Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?

Toki: Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!

Nathan: I know!

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-10-30 01:16:38 PM

iheartscotch: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Slush: iheartscotch: I ams here for the potato salads in the shapes of dead, naked ladies.

/ also for the banana stickers

[i.imgur.com image 320x303]

Hey, did you know you can BUY your own banana stickers!

No ways!!

WaiS! From the stores

rudemix		2012-10-30 01:16:45 PM

Give this plug the boots, medium style.

I am Wee Todd Ed		2012-10-30 01:16:58 PM

So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die? I know he gets knocked out at the end of the second season? but is he in the other seasons at all?

What happened to the succubus chick that Nathan kisses? She's not in season 3 or 4 so is she dead too?

-Murderface is the best!

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-10-30 01:17:27 PM

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

I still get a kick out of a quick guitar riff instead of cursing.

mekkab		2012-10-30 01:18:11 PM

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

PS: Dr Rockso? That rock-n-roll clown? I think he might do _cocain, but I'm not entirely sure.

MoronLessOff		2012-10-30 01:18:13 PM

saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

www.polyvore.com

iheartscotch		2012-10-30 01:19:01 PM

I would also like to state that, I am Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown; I do cocaine.

red5ish		2012-10-30 01:19:26 PM

Brutal.

mekkab		2012-10-30 01:19:58 PM

iheartscotch: I would also like to state that, I am Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown; I do cocaine.

SEE I TOLD Y'ALL!!!

Koggie		2012-10-30 01:21:45 PM

I wants to be Bills Cosby!

Honest Bender		2012-10-30 01:22:33 PM

I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.

The Bestest		2012-10-30 01:22:56 PM

lookit that douchebag

KiTTeNs_on_AciD		2012-10-30 01:24:43 PM

The Bestest: lookit that douchebag

Sorry bout the douchebag, I got low blood sugar.

PapaChester		2012-10-30 01:27:59 PM

Okay, so I stopped watching TV after the first season of this show. Truly, it is amazing. How were the next three seasons? I plan on saving the purchases for Christmas as old relatives are always wondering what to get the teacher in the family and I like to have a relatively inexpensive item to shock them with.

So tell me, critically how much more/less did the show get. Again, I am sold, I just want to get pumped for them.

wildcardjack		2012-10-30 01:28:31 PM

shiat, $10 bucks for a about two hours of TV sans commercial sounds pretty good.

If only someone made a disc changer. Unfortunately all Blu-Ray players are made in one factory and they don't make changers. Having to hike up to the control booth to change discs is brutal.

dabbletech		2012-10-30 01:28:38 PM

Loosely translated: I have an arm like a dick.

outtatowner		2012-10-30 01:28:50 PM

GORDON: That link goes nowhere... it is blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

METAL

EqualOpportunityEnslaver		2012-10-30 01:29:02 PM

Idea for last song ever: killed by troll.

rcuhljr		2012-10-30 01:29:23 PM

Langston: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Metalocalypse quotes

/leaving satisfied.
//We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so...

Druid5		2012-10-30 01:29:45 PM

Honest Bender: I am Wee Todd Ed: So is the kid who illegally downloaded the Deathclock album and now wears the dead brothers face still alive? I've watched every episode but he isn't in the 4th season. Did he die?

From what I remember, he starts working for them. I remember he had something to do with that middle eastern laser light show concert they did. And I think he basically runs internet interference for them.

And his brother didn't steal their album. They were the brothers behind Die for Dethklok. They try to blackmail the band in return for not panning them on their website.

I think he was talking about the teenager that downloaded an illegal copy of their album, not the Jomfru Brothers. The teenager did become a surrogate to the fat brother, after the skinny brother's face was blown off on to his key board and later made into a mask.

saintstryfe		2012-10-30 01:29:48 PM

MoronLessOff: saintstryfe: it's a very cute show - they get a lot of nice music industry jabs in and the silliness factor is just over the top in the best way.

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]

i'm sorry, your image is without context, and thus, is meaningless.

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