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2012-10-30 12:24:15 PM
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.

One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots pumpkins, the cries of the carrots pumpkins! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits lions, tigers, leopards wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

This is necessary.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life!
 
2012-10-30 12:27:00 PM
I hope so. I stabbed the fark out of that pumpkin, then I disemboweled it and made a nice hole in its hollow pumpkin skull and put my own seed inside of it. If God wills it next year I'll have some pumpkin babies.

That's how the circle of life works.
 
2012-10-30 12:35:56 PM

bdub77: I hope so.


Came here to say this.

Pumpkins are dicks, and they deserve to suffer.
 
2012-10-30 01:50:34 PM
Gourd, no.
 
2012-10-30 03:14:50 PM

Cythraul: And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.

One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots pumpkins, the cries of the carrots pumpkins! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits lions, tigers, leopards wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

This is necessary.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life!


I knew what you were going for after the first period. Kick ass.
 
2012-10-30 03:46:54 PM
I always get a kick out of how big cats at play look just like my house cat.
 
2012-10-30 03:52:16 PM
I like the videos these people put out, my favorite was when they put paper bags of cat nip to see how they react. I don't get it, but male lions just don't give a shiat about anything. Cat nip, pumpkins, nothing.
 
2012-10-30 03:54:07 PM
Anyone else surprised to see a tiger eat a piece of fruit? I thought they were exclusive carnivores.
 
2012-10-30 03:57:19 PM

Tommy Moo: Anyone else surprised to see a tiger eat a piece of fruit? I thought they were exclusive carnivores.


Cats will chew up whatever they're playing with. Most of the time they don't eat it, they just rip it to shreds.
 
2012-10-30 05:28:18 PM
Has anyone asked Chris Christie?
 
2012-10-30 09:10:46 PM
Do they feel pleasure? If so, call me Don Juan Depumpco.
 
2012-10-30 10:08:13 PM
I got to play with some 11 week old Siberian cubs this weekend so I'm really getting a kick out of...the video.

/they're not as fun as you might think but it was a great experience
/no ow bap no ow bap no ow bap no ow bap
 
2012-10-30 11:40:39 PM

Tommy Moo: Anyone else surprised to see a tiger eat a piece of fruit? I thought they were exclusive carnivores.


I was more surprised by the male lion and white tiger sharing an enclosure.
 
2012-10-31 09:53:37 AM
Oddly enough, one of my cats go batshiat crazy for pumpkin, the others could care less.

/pumpkin cat puke is gross
 
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