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(The Daily Beast)   In four years, the 44th president of the United States has pulled off no fewer than three revolutions   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 24
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2012-10-30 02:58:49 PM
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

"3? That's it? Let me know when he gets to 60 per minute..."
2012-10-30 01:35:09 PM
4 votes:
He was going for 3.5 revolutions, so that's going to be a manditory deduction and you know the russian judge is going to really screw his score up
2012-10-30 12:10:30 PM
3 votes:
But he's BLACK and a DEMOCRAT! And teleprompters! Party before country, people!

/The garrbbl has been successfully wharr-ed
2012-10-30 03:08:05 PM
2 votes:

udhq: randomjsa: Premiums going up, the majority of the people have been and continue to be against ObamaCare, businesses are against ObamaCare as well. He's really done a bang up job on that, screwing it up worse than ever in order to 'fix it'.

If there are many people like me, I suspect ObamaCare will do wonders for the economy.

Being able to get insurance through someone other than an employer has enabled me to quit my corporate gig and start my own business.


I'm sorry sir, but I don't believe you. I have been told by reputable sources that everyone that even tries to do any kind of business is immediately destroyed from orbit by Obama's meteoroid gun.
2012-10-30 09:31:03 PM
1 votes:

udhq: jigger: udhq: Being able to get insurance through someone other than an employer

I'm curious why you couldn't do it before. Individual coverage has been out there all along and sometimes, because you have a greater choice of insurer, is cheaper for the same coverage.

Believe me, I have looked into every possible angle over the years, and even through a freelancers union, it was prohibitively expensive with my pre-existing condition.

I've met a frightening number of people over the years in a similar situation to mine. Luckily, I now live in a universal access state (MN), but for people in the next state over, seeing a roomful of republicans applaud the idea of a "right to die" during the primary debate was pretty frightening. They're literally talking about a death sentence for the crime of being borne with an illness.


No worry, the trick is to curl up and act like a fetus.
2012-10-30 05:47:56 PM
1 votes:

jigger: udhq: Ah, I see. You don't understand how insurance works.

Insurance is a risk management plan to cover unexpected expenses. Your expenses are completely expected. Let's call it what it is. You're looking to pay less for something that is completely expected, that you can't seem to afford. You're looking for some sort of discount, whether that comes from a price cut or having other people pay the difference.


Your empathy to your fellow humans is truly astounding. Your bootstraps must be HUGE.
2012-10-30 03:21:02 PM
1 votes:
He pisses off the christian right, the tea baggers, the racists, and all the other morans. For me this is enough justification to keep him around a while longer.
2012-10-30 03:20:04 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: keylock71: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 335x400]

"3? That's it? Let me know when he gets to 60 per minute..."

did I ever tell you about the time I met him?


Was it at an American wedding?
2012-10-30 03:16:44 PM
1 votes:

udhq: Hunter_Worthington: wow. I would really hesitate to give the President any credit for his "Economic" revolution.

I understand the point of the article, you've got to keep the morale of the soldiers up, but don't you think a nice Allison Brie/Gillian Jacobs burlesque show would work better?

Oh right, this is the part of the show where we pretend the president didn't inherit the most quickly shrinking economy in history, make it grow almost immediately, and sustain that growth steadily for over three years.


well, I was thinking we would collectively enjoy watching Allison Brie and Gillian Jacobs parading around in underwear instead of trying to argue whether the current climate constitutes an Economic "revolution" that the incumbent would want to take credit for. Watching attractive women parade around in sexy underwear for a minute and a half is usually far more productive then arguing about economics, especially when the one party knows less then a sociologist working a double integral.*

* no one knows how he got it, and damned if he knows what to do with it.
2012-10-30 03:16:33 PM
1 votes:

USCLaw2010: Oh Yea? Senator John Glenn pulled off 3 revolutions in one day before he even ran for office.


I also pull off 3 "revolutions" a day.
2012-10-30 03:14:37 PM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: What color revolutions were they?


Blah.
2012-10-30 03:12:06 PM
1 votes:
would be nice if the massive liberal media complex and Fark Politab would greenlight the story about Romney's Meningitis Outbreak Revolution.

what a despicable scumbag. All the deaths ARE ON HIM.
2012-10-30 03:08:27 PM
1 votes:

udhq: randomjsa: Premiums going up, the majority of the people have been and continue to be against ObamaCare, businesses are against ObamaCare as well. He's really done a bang up job on that, screwing it up worse than ever in order to 'fix it'.

If there are many people like me, I suspect ObamaCare will do wonders for the economy.

Being able to get insurance through someone other than an employer has enabled me to quit my corporate gig and start my own business.


You socialist!
2012-10-30 03:02:14 PM
1 votes:
Article doesn't mention his Muslim revolution or his homogay revolution.
2012-10-30 03:00:33 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: blah-diddy-bloot, scoo-diddly-doo, bing-band-wing-wang, skiffly-wiffly Benghazi?


There. I made you more interesting (if not less predictable).
2012-10-30 02:51:16 PM
1 votes:
That's nothing, just during this campaign, Romney has performed approximately eleventy brazillion revolutions.
2012-10-30 02:50:24 PM
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: What do you expect, his middle name is HUSSEIN. You know what that means!


According to Wikipedia, "good", "handsome" or "beautiful", which are all things Republicans hate.
2012-10-30 02:46:40 PM
1 votes:
That's 1080 degrees!
2012-10-30 02:44:56 PM
1 votes:
You better free your mind instead...
2012-10-30 01:19:06 PM
1 votes:
What do you expect, his middle name is HUSSEIN. You know what that means!
2012-10-30 12:25:43 PM
1 votes:
With that kind of gumption and get-things-donededness I better be SURE to vote for his re-election!
2012-10-30 12:16:12 PM
1 votes:
Which is precisely why the Whitey Establishment is upset.

/the man
2012-10-30 11:56:45 AM
1 votes:
Wow. And I didn't even notice? GOD DAMN IT. I really wanted to behead some people too.
2012-10-30 11:54:41 AM
1 votes:
So your saying Obama is all about permanent revolutions?
 
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