If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Bitten and Bound)   Kirstie Alley may be the oldest nag in the DWTS All-Stars barn at age 60 but she's still alive and kicking...sorta   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 39
    More: Hero, Kirstie Alley, dwts, Melissa Rycroft, Len Goodman, Tom Bergeron, Gilles Marini, Emmitt Smith  
•       •       •

8478 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Oct 2012 at 11:29 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



39 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-10-30 10:27:15 AM
I'd do her.
 
2012-10-30 11:09:44 AM
She used to hook.
 
2012-10-30 11:31:50 AM
I really want to like her, but she is a Scientologist so there is just no way.
 
2012-10-30 11:33:25 AM
Instead of the usual Bitten/Bound #hashtag in headline, we get a #herotag instead.

srsly?
 
2012-10-30 11:35:50 AM
eww. i'd bang a guy before i'd fark her, and that's saying a lot, because i'm a pig farker from WAY back. and i've loved older ladies for the longest time so it's not ageism. just never understood the love for Kirstie. then again, i've seen what she looks like with her hair up and back, and I'm not into farking elephants. biggest damn ears i've ever seen on a human. scary. like an alien landing in your back yard in the dead of night and you've got no shotgun shells, cell service or gasoline scary. eww.
 
2012-10-30 11:38:00 AM
i.chzbgr.com

Go ahead. Do her.
 
2012-10-30 11:40:34 AM
Kirstie looks to be tons of fun to meet. Well, tons to meet at any rate.
 
2012-10-30 11:41:48 AM
She's a dumbshiat Scientologist.
 
2012-10-30 11:41:52 AM
Back in the day, you woulda.
 
2012-10-30 11:45:39 AM
There was a earthquake in Canada, does that mean she fell again?
 
2012-10-30 11:45:52 AM
img2-3.timeinc.net
 
2012-10-30 11:51:07 AM
She used to be such a hottie ....

...sigh.
 
2012-10-30 11:51:43 AM
i heard she really beefs....
 
2012-10-30 11:52:27 AM
img521.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-30 11:54:22 AM

ltdanman44: [img2-3.timeinc.net image 400x300]


Going to post a Khan-era pic of her too. Funny how both she and the Shat have ballooned up over the years...
/happy my metabolism hasn't slowed that much with age, yet
 
2012-10-30 11:55:02 AM

MajorTubeSteak: [img521.imageshack.us image 465x335]


Shouldn't it be "cheeseburgers"? There is no way only ONE got stuck in there.
 
2012-10-30 12:00:13 PM
I like her. When she's too fat, she's gross. Otherwise, she's cool.
 
2012-10-30 12:03:32 PM
Yeecchh

/in the dark, maybe
 
2012-10-30 12:03:42 PM
Just looking at the pic I see her with a really baggy t-shirt and hiding her stomach behind the other guy. She seems cool though.

/yeah, yeah, sharp knees...
 
2012-10-30 12:18:33 PM
i48.tinypic.com

Sure.
 
2012-10-30 12:38:23 PM

litmusdragon: [i48.tinypic.com image 275x400]

Sure.


How can a woman flip from that to Jabba?
 
2012-10-30 12:41:14 PM
Oh god enough already with the im fat and proud bullshiat. She's going to gain 100lbs lose 50 of it and get paid millions by Jenny Craig
 
2012-10-30 12:48:17 PM
that song was farking terrible.
 
2012-10-30 12:49:42 PM

baronvonzipper: litmusdragon: [i48.tinypic.com image 275x400]

Sure.

How can a woman flip from that to Jabba?


A lot of years and a lot of cheesecake.
 
2012-10-30 01:02:34 PM

GameSprocket: baronvonzipper: litmusdragon: [i48.tinypic.com image 275x400]

Sure.

How can a woman flip from that to Jabba?

A lot of years and a lot of cheesecake.


She actually has talked about her eating disorder back in the day. Perhaps she is not naturally built to be that skinny.
 
2012-10-30 01:04:48 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: ltdanman44: [img2-3.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Going to post a Khan-era pic of her too. Funny how both she and the Shat have ballooned up over the years...
/happy my metabolism hasn't slowed that much with age, yet


I'm 33 now - pretty much as soon as I hit 31 my metabolism started pumping the brakes. I've had to seriously adjust my diet and exercise.
 
2012-10-30 01:07:27 PM
She still has a lot of positive karma to use up after helping us get rid of that biatch Diane.
 
2012-10-30 01:21:18 PM

kayanlau: She used to be such a hottie ....

...sigh.


i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 01:40:53 PM

shiate: that song was farking terrible.


595,104,619 Views

4,653,535 likes

248,848 dislikes

You are the 5%er good sir.

/video is amusing
//not OFG BEST VIDEO EVER LAWL
///just consistently amusing
 
2012-10-30 01:43:45 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: shiate: that song was farking terrible.

595,104,619 Views

4,653,535 likes

248,848 dislikes

You are the 5%er good sir.

/video is amusing
//not OFG BEST VIDEO EVER LAWL
///just consistently amusing


I'm an idiot. I watched the Gangham Style song they did and then read your comment.

My apologies.
 
2012-10-30 02:55:14 PM
I'd flip her over, bend her left leg up and Fark the back knee fat.
 
2012-10-30 03:01:34 PM

Buttknuckle: GameSprocket: baronvonzipper: litmusdragon: [i48.tinypic.com image 275x400]

Sure.

How can a woman flip from that to Jabba?

A lot of years and a lot of cheesecake.

She actually has talked about her eating disorder back in the day. Perhaps she is not naturally built to be that skinny.


That, and back then she was into the nose candy. That helps keep the weight off.
 
2012-10-30 03:23:15 PM
She was on the match game as well.

Link
 
2012-10-30 03:36:30 PM
Kirstie Alley may be the oldest nag in the DWTS All-Stars barn at age 60 but she's still alive and kicking...sorta sofa
 
2012-10-30 03:43:45 PM
she and the hardy boy were on the cocaine diet
 
2012-10-30 05:13:14 PM

HeadbangerSmurf: I'd do her.

 
2012-10-30 06:41:47 PM
I'd do her, if only to add to my bed post notches 'o fame, which at the moment only includes Rhonda Shear, one of the chicks who played Kelly on One Life to Live, and a VP of a fortune 500 company that I am not at liberty to describe.
 
2012-10-30 11:21:17 PM

SevenizGud: I'd do her, if only to add to my bed post notches 'o fame, which at the moment only includes Rhonda Shear, one of the chicks who played Kelly on One Life to Live, and a VP of a fortune 500 company that I am not at liberty to describe.


Jeez. Like that's a big deal. EVERYONE has had Rhonda Shear.
 
2012-10-31 11:29:23 AM

ZeroCorpse: SevenizGud: I'd do her, if only to add to my bed post notches 'o fame, which at the moment only includes Rhonda Shear, one of the chicks who played Kelly on One Life to Live, and a VP of a fortune 500 company that I am not at liberty to describe.

Jeez. Like that's a big deal. EVERYONE has had Rhonda Shear.


You guys, too? Jesus, that explains so much...
 
Displayed 39 of 39 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report