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(UPI)   Bill Clinton stood in for President Obama on the campaign trail Monday as Hurricane Sandy kept Obama occupied. Hey, can we keep Obama occupied for the next four years and let Bill back in the Oval Office?   (upi.com) divider line 94
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2012-10-30 08:52:15 AM  
The DLC helped kill what was left of liberalism in the country, replacing it with moderate centrism. Or, what used to be part of the GOP just a couple decades back.
 
2012-10-30 08:54:17 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: Only if Billy Jeff can pull another Internet Bubble out of his ass.



and Rmoney is, if he gets the chance, going to put his cock in yours, Freedom Lover.
 
2012-10-30 08:55:48 AM  

2wolves: Remember when the worst thing in the world was Mr. Clinton getting some illicit head?

Only cost us $140m to find that out.



yea,

the ReTurdlicans don't mind spending Goverment money when they need to find out if Bill got a blow job or not.

welcome to Republicanville. where Reality is whatever they want to believe at any particular moment in time.
 
2012-10-30 08:56:15 AM  

swahnhennessy: The DLC helped kill what was left of liberalism in the country, replacing it with moderate centrism. Or, what used to be part of the GOP just a couple decades back.


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2012-10-30 08:56:59 AM  

log_jammin: so we can bomb Iraq for 8 more years?



its good for business. if your business has DoD contracts anyways.
 
2012-10-30 08:58:21 AM  

xanadian: Also:

Biden said "Romney will say anything, absolutely anything, to win."

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as Obama has said. Rmoney is a bullsh*tter.
 
2012-10-30 08:59:37 AM  

Linux_Yes: log_jammin: so we can bomb Iraq for 8 more years?


its good for business. if your business has DoD contracts anyways.


Well, hey, the ramp-up for wartime production during WWII brought the country out of the Depression faster than any other alternative could have.
 
2012-10-30 09:00:00 AM  

Jackson Herring: So republicans suddenly love Clinton and hate GWB? I mean I guess in a world where evangelical christians have to pretend to be excited to vote for the Mormon over the Protestant, anything is possible.



a republican has devotion to no one or nothing except his accountant.
 
2012-10-30 09:00:28 AM  

Anti_illuminati: JerseyTim: One of the reasons I'm hoping Obama wins a second term is so he becomes the elder statesman of the Democratic Party. Clinton is kind of a scumbag.

So was Jefferson, but that doesn't make him a poor statesmen.


I'm not saying he wasn't a good president, but having him be the guy who gives the big rallying speech at the convention gives me the creeps.
 
2012-10-30 09:01:13 AM  

CokeBear: Don't worry, you'll have your chance to put the Clintons back into the White House in 4 years.



hopefully. i'd love to see Hillary in the whitehouse. she would be a great choice. unless, of course, you dream of another Great Recession.
 
2012-10-30 09:01:58 AM  
Willard Mitt Romney


put the "W" back in the White House.
 
2012-10-30 09:12:27 AM  

JerseyTim: Anti_illuminati: JerseyTim: One of the reasons I'm hoping Obama wins a second term is so he becomes the elder statesman of the Democratic Party. Clinton is kind of a scumbag.

So was Jefferson, but that doesn't make him a poor statesmen.

I'm not saying he wasn't a good president, but having him be the guy who gives the big rallying speech at the convention gives me the creeps.


Afraid he's going to touch your no-no spot? Afraid that he's sexual appetite, or history of his personal endeavors will rub off on you and other candidates, making you all seem sleazy and less AmericanTM in the eyes of the morally superior?

Meh, I hear that's how you catch teh gay so you might have a point.
 
2012-10-30 09:13:24 AM  

Linux_Yes: 2wolves: Remember when the worst thing in the world was Mr. Clinton getting some illicit head?

Only cost us $140m to find that out.


yea,

the ReTurdlicans don't mind spending Goverment money when they need to find out if Bill got a blow job or not.

welcome to Republicanville. where Reality is whatever they want to believe at any particular moment in time.


Nobody is going to jail or impeached for a blow job !
Clinton lied to a grand jury.
It's the law thing we hang our Constitution on and other cool stuff too!

Also there was by Bill's own admission a foreign government ( three guesses ) knew about Monica and could use this information to pressure the President.

But keep it simple and just keep the BJ going. Derp Derp.
 
2012-10-30 09:13:39 AM  

Linux_Yes: CokeBear: Don't worry, you'll have your chance to put the Clintons back into the White House in 4 years.


hopefully. i'd love to see Hillary in the whitehouse. she would be a great choice. unless, of course, you dream of another Great Recession.


Wow, suck a little harder, I don't think you're going to break your record at this rate.
 
2012-10-30 09:16:28 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Nobody is going to jail or impeached for a blow job !
Clinton lied to a grand jury.
It's the law thing we hang our Constitution on and other cool stuff too!

Also there was by Bill's own admission a foreign government ( three guesses ) knew about Monica and could use this information to pressure the President
. IT WAS BOB DOLE'S TURN, GODDAMMIT!!!!


Sorry, I wanted to translate your bullshiat to truth.
 
2012-10-30 09:19:00 AM  

log_jammin: OregonVet: Ever notice how Bill sort of slips into his support of O how he'd do it better? And he's right too.

Obama has done a lot of things that Clinton wasn't able to. I like Clinton and think he was a great president, but there's plenty of things where he didn't do "better".


Clinton was the beneficiary of massive amounts of capital flowing into America from Asia. Nothing wrong with that, but the world is different than in was in 1992.
 
2012-10-30 09:27:29 AM  

KushanMadman: I do love the retroactive Republican respect for Clinton.

They attacked him, his wife, and occasionally his daughter. They investigated him until they found something, censured him, and tried to hold America hostage. They replaced him with an incompetent opposite, who tried to blame him for everything from 9/11 to economic troubles.

But now they claim to like and respect him, that he was a different kind of Democrat than Obama.

How? By being whiter?


i remembered how 'they' gaslighted Ross Perot. politics is a very dangerous career choice. an exception is the Bush legacy of being willing stooges for people of true wealth and power, gladly screwing the entire country for the benefit of a few. you can't go wrong being a clown for those with muscle, you just have to have a complete lack of morals and personal values.
 
2012-10-30 09:27:48 AM  

verbaltoxin: LoneWolf343: Jackson Herring: No. Liar. Proven.

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...You know that was rated a "Pants on Fire" by Politifact, right?

ThatsTheJoke.jpeg


Fark has rendered me incapable of telling the zealots from the satirists.
 
2012-10-30 09:31:53 AM  

LoneWolf343: Fark has rendered me incapable of telling the zealots from the satirists.


There was no satire there. I was pointing out a particularly egregious and public lie coming from Romney.
 
2012-10-30 09:33:53 AM  

Notabunny: Clinton was the best Republican president we've had since Roosevelt.


Wait. Hold up. BILL Clinton? Maybe I'm forgetting a prior Clinton who served as president, because I seem to remember during his presidency he was often villified on the right for being the lib'rullest lib'rul that ever done lib'rulled a lib'rul. But, it's not like Republicans would embellish the truth ("lie" as the crude plebes say) for solely the sake of their political gain, right?
 
2012-10-30 09:34:48 AM  
Unfortunately, no. Blowjobs* are apparently too big a risk for repubilcans.


*hetero blowjobs
 
2012-10-30 09:55:09 AM  

RainWhenIDie: Glass-Steagall Act. So hard to forgive him for that.


THIS. While I luuuuvs me some Bubba, I really HATE that he was the one that repealed it. I like to think that nobody knew how bad the consequences would be.
 
2012-10-30 09:59:38 AM  

CokeBear: Don't worry, you'll have your chance to put the Clintons back into the White House in 4 years.


That was one of the worst aspects of the Clinton years, the nepotism of putting relatives in charge of the medical system reform. Clinton looks much rosier than reality viewed through the lens of the Chimpy years. Bubba's ball and chain went on to earn her stripes since but unfortunately she's already made clear she has zip/zero/naught intent of running in 2016.
 
2012-10-30 09:59:45 AM  

RainWhenIDie: Glass-Steagall Act. So hard to forgive him for that.


IIRC it passed with a veto-proof majority, so there wasn't much he could do about it.
 
2012-10-30 10:15:55 AM  
Team Clinton had eight long years in office to get something done on healthcare reform. It was supposed to be their signature issue. How'd that shiat work out, guys?

Clintonite Dems can blow me. There is important work to do right now; stop pining for the good ol' days of illicit blowjobs, hideous pantsuits and dodging Bosnian sniper fire with Chelsea.
 
2012-10-30 10:16:52 AM  

EyeballKid: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Nobody is going to jail or impeached for a blow job !
Clinton lied to a grand jury.
It's the law thing we hang our Constitution on and other cool stuff too!

Also there was by Bill's own admission a foreign government ( three guesses ) knew about Monica and could use this information to pressure the President. IT WAS BOB DOLE'S TURN, GODDAMMIT!!!!

Sorry, I wanted to translate your bullshiat to truth.


. Maybe next time you can add the all in one "Derp" as substitute for facts or wit.

I was going throw in NAFTA in there too but why stir the waters.

> Waiting like a Diplomat in Libya.
 
2012-10-30 10:18:16 AM  

Spad31: No. Liar. Proven.


Show me a President in the last 30 years who wasn't a liar. Clinton wasn't even the worst offender (gW Bush). Or the 2nd worst (Reagan).
 
2012-10-30 10:20:39 AM  

Mr_Fabulous: Team Clinton had eight long years in office to get something done on healthcare reform. It was supposed to be their signature issue. How'd that shiat work out, guys?

Clintonite Dems can blow me. There is important work to do right now; stop pining for the good ol' days of illicit blowjobs, hideous pantsuits and dodging Bosnian sniper fire with Chelsea.


Wow, cherry pick much? I'd LOVE it if once again the biggest complaint we had about a President was lying about blowjobs. Lies like that don't get people killed.
 
2012-10-30 10:21:57 AM  

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: IIRC it passed with a veto-proof majority, so there wasn't much he could do about it.


Brooksley Born.
 
2012-10-30 10:26:11 AM  
No way. We'd never get all the cum stains out of the carpet.
 
2012-10-30 10:28:11 AM  

Via Infinito: RainWhenIDie: Glass-Steagall Act. So hard to forgive him for that.

THIS. While I luuuuvs me some Bubba, I really HATE that he was the one that repealed it. I like to think that nobody knew how bad the consequences would be.


Phil Graham repealed it. Clinton just signed the death certificate.
 
2012-10-30 10:40:34 AM  

Mr_Fabulous: Team Clinton had eight long years in office to get something done on healthcare reform. It was supposed to be their signature issue. How'd that shiat work out, guys?

Clintonite Dems can blow me. There is important work to do right now; stop pining for the good ol' days of illicit blowjobs, hideous pantsuits and dodging Bosnian sniper fire with Chelsea.


We had a good economy, some, clearly not all were due to Clinton's initiatives. There was no 9/11 under his watch which made him immediately destroy two countries and shred the Constitution for his VP's business partners to make a shiatton of money. There were no illegal prisons opened.

So yeah, when we talk about the Clinton years I realize we're grading on a curve because we're comparing them to the 8 years of HELL that followed him. And yes, Clinton did inherit a pretty nice economy and it's interesting that they won't give him an ounce of credit for that but Obama inherits the worst shiatstorm since the Great Depression and when it's even mentioned, the republicans are like, "why are you talking about old shiat?".

Despite the fact that not only did Obama have to face republican obstructionism that bordered on treason, he's actually managed to turn it around. Goddamned I'm sick of this shiat. This election needs to just happen already and get this shiat over with, one way or the other.
 
2012-10-30 11:18:07 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: EyeballKid: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Nobody is going to jail or impeached for a blow job !
Clinton lied to a grand jury.
It's the law thing we hang our Constitution on and other cool stuff too!

Also there was by Bill's own admission a foreign government ( three guesses ) knew about Monica and could use this information to pressure the President. IT WAS BOB DOLE'S TURN, GODDAMMIT!!!!

Sorry, I wanted to translate your bullshiat to truth.

. Maybe next time you can add the all in one "Derp" as substitute for facts or wit.

I was going throw in NAFTA in there too but why stir the waters.


Don't forget that brilliant act of legislation that gave us Clear Channel! Hate that shiat.

> Waiting like a Diplomat in Libya.

Oh, you're an idiot. Nevermind.
 
2012-10-30 11:29:23 AM  

DiamondDave: The GOP has declared a "War on Women" by wanting them to pay for their own birth control.

Bill Clinton raped three women and cheated on his wife with two public affairs, but hey, it's those Republicans you have to watch out for.


Sounds like he was doing God's work
 
2012-10-30 11:42:59 AM  

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: IIRC it passed with a veto-proof majority, so there wasn't much he could do about it.


Right you are. Did not know that.
 
2012-10-30 11:46:30 AM  
Put a line of coke down the back of a naked white woman
 
2012-10-30 11:51:33 AM  

2wolves: Remember when the worst thing in the world was Mr. Clinton getting some illicit head?

Only cost us $140m to find that out.


I beleive it was one of Al Franken's book that talked about how the GOP settled on going after Clinton's zippergate scandal rather than White Water. This, when the Clintons threatened to expose the Bush mining operations in Africa that involved bulldozing over peasant mining camps (including the people) in Africa. It must be hard for the political class to avoid temptations of these sorts when common people cease to impress them.
 
2012-10-30 12:04:39 PM  

RainWhenIDie: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: IIRC it passed with a veto-proof majority, so there wasn't much he could do about it.

Right you are. Did not know that.


So this means I can fap to Bubba again? YAY!
 
2012-10-30 12:43:30 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: 2wolves: Remember when the worst thing in the world was Mr. Clinton getting some illicit head?

Only cost us $140m to find that out.

I beleive it was one of Al Franken's book that talked about how the GOP settled on going after Clinton's zippergate scandal rather than White Water. This, when the Clintons threatened to expose the Bush mining operations in Africa that involved bulldozing over peasant mining camps (including the people) in Africa. It must be hard for the political class to avoid temptations of these sorts when common people cease to impress them.


Did Alex Jones tell you that one ?
 
2012-10-30 01:05:02 PM  

GameSprocket: Spad31: No. Liar. Proven.

Holy crap! Is that the criteria now? We are never going to have a government that way.


Maybe he's suggesting that we should only elect people who are good enough at lying that they can get away with it?
 
2012-10-30 01:26:06 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: GameSprocket: Spad31: No. Liar. Proven.

Holy crap! Is that the criteria now? We are never going to have a government that way.

Maybe he's suggesting that we should only elect people who are good enough at lying that they can get away with it?


Aww, now I can't tell my kids that they can be President some day. Some day they will figure out that running to the middle of the room and saying "I wasn't doing anything" as soon as I walk in is not a good way to get away with anything.
 
2012-10-30 02:56:47 PM  

GameSprocket: Tumunga: 2wolves: Remember when the worst thing in the world was Mr. Clinton getting some illicit head?

Only cost us $140m to find that out.

Sounds like a bargain to what Fartbongo is doing to us. I'm in!

Yeah! Between ensuring everyone has access to health care, getting us out of meaningless wars, killing terrorists, and keeping the economy from completely collapsing, that shifty Kenyan is really messing things up!


Sure is. My 27 year old son doesn't have healthcare, a job, a car, can't get the welfare because he doesn't have any kids out of wedlock. Yeah, I think that shiftless malmute is doing a fine job. Vote Hart.
 
2012-10-30 03:43:11 PM  

Spad31: No. Liar. Proven.


Is there anyone who has run for any state or national office and gotten so far as being nominated by one of the major parties who isn't a liar?
 
2012-10-30 04:03:26 PM  

DiamondDave: Bill Clinton raped three women and cheated on his wife with two public affairs, but hey, it's those Republicans you have to watch out for.


I had no idea Clinton was convicted of raping anyone. That's news to me, where is that documented? I do know that it's well documented that Bush Jr. is responsible for a few hundred thousand deaths in Iraq, American and otherwise for no real reason and committed war crimes to make his buddies money. And if you really want to do the political party thing, Reagan in league with terrorists, that was pretty farked up. No one ever seems to remember that because that's old shiat.
 
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