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		Octomom checks into rehab for pill addiction. Obviously it wasn't birth control pills she was addicted to (tmz.com)		54
		More: Misc, Nadya Suleman, exhaustion, nanny, combined oral contraceptive pill, TMZ

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Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-30 05:14:37 AM

Considering the fact that she conceived all of her children via in vitro fertilization, I don't think birth control pills would have been very effective. :-D

Sass-O-Rev		2012-10-30 07:27:59 AM

Well, that's sad. Not at all surprising, but sad. No matter how bad her life decisions are, and they have been uniformly awful, addiction's still a nasty thing to battle.

/poor kids barely stand a chance.

Skr		2012-10-30 07:29:32 AM

She more than likely needed mental help long before her pill addiction became a problem.

Sybarite		2012-10-30 07:30:19 AM

You ever suck some dick for Xanax?

Brawndo		2012-10-30 07:38:05 AM

I call shenanigans, she just figured out a way to get a one month vacation away from the clown car brigade.

KrispyKritter		2012-10-30 07:45:03 AM

IMHO Mom should catch on that few will hold it against her if she gives up the bulk of the brood for other loving couples to raise. I have a BIL & SIL whose lives are a series of bad decisions and it's not funny to watch. It has also affected so many family members that many of us won't talk to them any more. There is nothing wrong in just asking for help. Get some help Octomom.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-10-30 07:50:39 AM

We're told Nadya can afford to pay for treatment by herself -- because she's been making a ton of money from her porn career

At what point when we, as a society, finally admit there is something fundamentally wrong with the porn industry. Not that there is something wrong with having a porn industry, just a porn industry where Nadya Suleman can be successful.

182		2012-10-30 07:51:32 AM

roach checked in, hopes she doesn't check out.

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-10-30 07:54:38 AM

I_Am_Weasel: We're told Nadya can afford to pay for treatment by herself -- because she's been making a ton of money from her porn career

At what point when we, as a society, finally admit there is something fundamentally wrong with the porn industry. Not that there is something wrong with having a porn industry, just a porn industry where Nadya Suleman can be successful.

So you want a War on Rule 34?

I_Am_Weasel		2012-10-30 08:01:25 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: I_Am_Weasel: We're told Nadya can afford to pay for treatment by herself -- because she's been making a ton of money from her porn career

At what point when we, as a society, finally admit there is something fundamentally wrong with the porn industry. Not that there is something wrong with having a porn industry, just a porn industry where Nadya Suleman can be successful.

So you want a War on Rule 34?

In this case, yes. I know I've no desire to see her stomach zipper, and I really think it's best to avoid the possibility of any children seeing it. I think less damage would be done to children if they got their hands on a Gabe Kaplan sex video.

/Q: Why pick on Gabe Kaplan. A: Damned if I know.

WhackingDay		2012-10-30 08:32:59 AM

So, who the hell takes care of all the kids when she's off doing her attention whoring?

nekom		2012-10-30 08:34:35 AM

WhackingDay: So, who the hell takes care of all the kids when she's off doing her attention whoring?

That would be a valid question long before pill addiction came into play.

TV's Vinnie		2012-10-30 09:01:20 AM

BUT BUT BUT.......CALIFORNIA CPS SAID THAT THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE OF A BAD PARENTING ENVIRONMENT IN HER HOUSE!

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2012-10-30 09:20:20 AM

The solution is so simple.....

nmemkha		2012-10-30 10:12:52 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 400x270]

The solution is so simple.....

And leave behind 8 kids? No, she needs to serve her time in the hell of her own making.

cryinoutloud		2012-10-30 10:16:08 AM

I can't afford to go to rehab (not that I need to.) How is she pulling this off?

freetomato		2012-10-30 10:22:55 AM

You just know she started this whole fiasco thinking that she'd be the next big TV reality star. Little did she realize she'd be reduced to doing cut-rate porn, stripping and universal derision. It's really hard to feel sorry for her and I still think that quack that impregnated her ought to be picking up the tab, not the taxpayers. I do feel bad for those kids, though....wonder if she ever got the one with the cleft palate the surgery and speech therapy he needs?

A Terrible Human		2012-10-30 10:27:30 AM

So all that bullshiat she did was to pay for her pill habit? She's got 14 motherfarking kids and she decides that on top of all that responsibility she needs to be addicted to drugs too,I mean I can understand how stressful 14 children can be but come the fark on.

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2012-10-30 10:30:07 AM

nmemkha: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 400x270]

The solution is so simple.....

And leave behind 8 kids? No, she needs to serve her time in the hell of her own making.

That is the problem as I see it, she isn't serving time and the kids will be far better off without that attention whoring idiot...

sandi_fish		2012-10-30 10:48:06 AM

SineSwiper		2012-10-30 11:35:01 AM

sandi_fish: nmemkha: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 400x270]

The solution is so simple.....

And leave behind 8 kids? No, she needs to serve her time in the hell of her own making.

Sadly, she has 14 kids.

Sounds like an addition to babies or being pregnant, just like that Christian cult couple with 20 kids. "Yeah, my doctor says it's unhealthy for me to have another baby, but I'm going to do it anyway..."

divgradcurl		2012-10-30 12:05:31 PM

Sybarite: You ever suck some dick for Xanax?

yes. any more stupid questions?

/i seen him!

wotthefark		2012-10-30 12:17:56 PM

Sybarite: You ever suck some dick for Xanax?

profile.ak.fbcdn.net

Also Xanax???

A schedule IV drug???

You're doing it wrong.

cryinoutloud		2012-10-30 12:42:26 PM

freetomato: You just know she started this whole fiasco thinking that she'd be the next big TV reality star. Little did she realize she'd be reduced to doing cut-rate porn, stripping and universal derision. It's really hard to feel sorry for her and I still think that quack that impregnated her ought to be picking up the tab, not the taxpayers. I do feel bad for those kids, though....wonder if she ever got the one with the cleft palate the surgery and speech therapy he needs?

She's just a crazy person and can't take responsibility for herself, so you have to feel a little sorry for her. Unfortunately she picked the worst way to be crazy, and burdened a whole bunch of kids with her craziness, and they aren't going away for years. Well, ever, if you know anything about crazy people--farking up your kids is the gift that keeps on giving.

nmemkha		2012-10-30 12:46:11 PM

sandi_fish: Sadly, she has 14 kids.

cheesewearingtheology.com

23FPB23		2012-10-30 02:07:58 PM

Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is HUGE!

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-10-30 02:34:14 PM

Whenever I panax i get me my xanax
i'm popeye the sailor man *pop* *pop*

popeye.org

umad		2012-10-30 02:43:20 PM

nmemkha: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 400x270]

The solution is so simple.....

And leave behind 8 kids? No, she needs to serve her time in the hell of her own making.

Pretty much any .40 or .45 will hold more than nine rounds in magazine.

/window seat

Miss Stein		2012-10-30 02:44:01 PM

23FPB23: Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is HUGE!

Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is HUGE!

umad		2012-10-30 02:44:01 PM

dammit

*the magazine

incircles		2012-10-30 02:52:02 PM

I read that as "Obama" and was wondering why he couldn't wait until after the election.

nburghmatt		2012-10-30 03:02:01 PM

i haven't seen someone who was so obviously on downers since Michael Jackson.

volcanic ash		2012-10-30 03:04:22 PM

cryinoutloud: I can't afford to go to rehab (not that I need to.) How is she pulling this off?

Discounted or free. What better advertising is there for an addiction clinic: "See we were able to fix that bat-shiat crazy Octomom, imagine what we can do for you!"

cygnusx13		2012-10-30 03:05:53 PM

I think we've covered all the bases here.

Great Odins Raven		2012-10-30 03:43:25 PM

I hear that Xanax is one of the most difficult drugs to stop using. They just mke me calm and forgetful, so I don't really see how people could abuse them....but every 45+ year old woman I work with it on them.

rickycal78		2012-10-30 03:44:39 PM

nmemkha: sandi_fish: Sadly, she has 14 kids.

[cheesewearingtheology.com image 300x375]

You do realize that before she had her most recent 8 kids, she already had 6 from a previous in vitrio fertilization right? You may want to apply that pic to yourself.

Fark_Guy_Rob		2012-10-30 03:51:26 PM

cryinoutloud: freetomato: You just know she started this whole fiasco thinking that she'd be the next big TV reality star. Little did she realize she'd be reduced to doing cut-rate porn, stripping and universal derision. It's really hard to feel sorry for her and I still think that quack that impregnated her ought to be picking up the tab, not the taxpayers. I do feel bad for those kids, though....wonder if she ever got the one with the cleft palate the surgery and speech therapy he needs?

She's just a crazy person and can't take responsibility for herself, so you have to feel a little sorry for her. Unfortunately she picked the worst way to be crazy, and burdened a whole bunch of kids with her craziness, and they aren't going away for years. Well, ever, if you know anything about crazy people--farking up your kids is the gift that keeps on giving.

Shcryinoutloud: I can't afford to go to rehab (not that I need to.) How is she pulling this off?

She gets more in government assistance than the vast majority of Farkers earn working their full time job. So, there is that.

Plus there are the occasional big pay-days that come from being a B-list celebrity.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-10-30 04:39:47 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 400x270]

The solution is so simple.....

ecoswim.com

You're thinking too small.

cryinoutloud		2012-10-30 04:40:25 PM

volcanic ash: Discounted or free. What better advertising is there for an addiction clinic: "See we were able to fix that bat-shiat crazy Octomom, imagine what we can do for you!"

Apparently. I didn't read the blurb until after I posted, but the clinic is taking her in for free.

Krumet		2012-10-30 05:06:35 PM

cygnusx13: I think we've covered all the bases here.

No, not the most important one.

This will provide her lawyer with a more solid case to sue the prescribing doctor for malpractice, thus providing her with a couple million or so, which she will proceed to burn through in a year or less.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-10-30 06:13:20 PM

cryinoutloud: I can't afford to go to rehab (not that I need to.) How is she pulling this off?

I wish she would run for President just so we can see her tax returns.

CSM101		2012-10-30 07:08:08 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 400x270]

The solution is so simple.....

[ecoswim.com image 468x374]

You're thinking too small.

It's the only way to be sure.

DBrandisNC		2012-10-30 07:33:52 PM

I hear alot about her " porn career," but it seems there's little to actually show for it.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-30 07:59:33 PM

23FPB23: Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is HUGE!

Nope. All of her kids were born via C-section. No hotdog down a hallway for her.

A Terrible Human		2012-10-30 08:14:40 PM

Great Odins Raven: I hear that Xanax is one of the most difficult drugs to stop using. They just mke me calm and forgetful, so I don't really see how people could abuse them....but every 45+ year old woman I work with it on them.

Yup and if you've been abusing benzodiazapenes regularly and you stop cold turkey you can have seizures and die.

Medic Zero		2012-10-30 08:58:25 PM

Brawndo: I call shenanigans, she just figured out a way to get a one month vacation away from the clown car brigade.

So much this!

Medic Zero		2012-10-30 09:05:28 PM

umad: nmemkha: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 400x270]

The solution is so simple.....

And leave behind 8 kids? No, she needs to serve her time in the hell of her own making.

Pretty much any .40 or .45 will hold more than nine rounds in magazine.

/window seat

Pictured gun looks like a Browning Hi-Power or similar high capacity 9mm. Should hold about 14 rounds.

chumboobler		2012-10-30 09:23:00 PM

Do we really need the total "She is crazy and effed up" thing here? We knew that. She is. Rehab is the next logical step.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-10-30 09:31:08 PM

Sybarite: You ever suck some dick for Xanax?

Maybe. You got some?

cryinoutloud		2012-10-30 09:59:40 PM

DBrandisNC: I hear alot about her " porn career," but it seems there's little to actually show for it.

I gather it's kind of yukky. Please don't bring it up again.

but you've already checked, haven't you?

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