If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(YouTube) Video Alan Rickman should be in everything   (youtube.com) divider line 75
    More: Video, Alan Rickman, original work  
•       •       •

14545 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Oct 2012 at 8:17 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



75 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
Skr
2012-10-30 08:20:05 AM  
Seen this here before, it is still awesome. And I do concur that Alan Rickman can make even otherwise unwatchable movies... watchable. Something about his gravelly voice along with Jeremy Iron's just seem made to highly entertain.
 
2012-10-30 08:21:20 AM  
There is not a single movie with Alan Rickman that I would dislike.

I just know if Rickman is in it, It's a good one.
 
2012-10-30 08:22:11 AM  
Like my vagina.
 
2012-10-30 08:23:55 AM  

Todashy: Like my vagina.


With a spoon?
 
2012-10-30 08:24:55 AM  
I knew drinking tea was a waste of time but I didn't realize how much time it wasted!
 
2012-10-30 08:25:50 AM  
I am an exceptional tea brewer, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to table flipping, you should be more polite.
 
2012-10-30 08:27:11 AM  
By Grabthar's Hammer, this tea is not Earl Grey!
 
2012-10-30 08:27:29 AM  

Todashy: Like my vagina.


ok then...

qph.cf.quoracdn.net
 
2012-10-30 08:29:10 AM  

Summoner101: By Grabthar's Hammer, this tea is not Earl Grey!


HA!
 
2012-10-30 08:29:25 AM  

Todashy: Like my vagina.


Someone's drinking early.
 
2012-10-30 08:30:54 AM  
AGAIN?!?
 
2012-10-30 08:33:17 AM  
I hope he's gonna be in the Good Omens miniseries....
 
2012-10-30 08:34:14 AM  
Yipee-kay yay, Mr Lipton!
 
2012-10-30 08:37:49 AM  
 
2012-10-30 08:38:43 AM  

Todashy: Like my vagina.


I'd be careful. I hear his wand killed a guy.
 
2012-10-30 08:43:31 AM  
Oh shiat. ~4 minutes in, the look on his face is kinda terrifying.
 
2012-10-30 08:50:37 AM  
I re-watched "Bottle Shock" last week. The supremely constipated look on Rickman's face in the final scene is probably my favorite part of that great movie.
 
2012-10-30 08:53:28 AM  
Quite right, Mr Rickman. Tea should be made with freshly drawn boiling water. Dangling a tea bag in a cup like that is most definitely a table-chucking offence.
 
2012-10-30 08:53:39 AM  

INeedAName: Todashy: Like my vagina.

I'd be careful. I hear his wand killed a guy.


Spoiler: Snape kills Hans Gruber.
 
2012-10-30 08:55:08 AM  

thisispete: Todashy: Like my vagina.

With a spoon?


Why a spoon, sire?
 
2012-10-30 08:55:14 AM  

Skr: Seen this here before, it is still awesome. And I do concur that Alan Rickman can make even otherwise unwatchable movies... watchable. Something about his gravelly voice along with Jeremy Iron's just seem made to highly entertain.


I don't know who Jeremy Irons is, but I'd watch a movie of just Rickman and Michael Ironside arguing. That would be awesome.
 
2012-10-30 08:55:21 AM  
rofltic.com
 
2012-10-30 08:56:02 AM  
I can't remember where I heard it, but someone suggested Alan Rickman to do the voice of the tube announcements. "The next stop is Euston, change here for the Victoria line... do not disappoint me". "The Northern Line will not be running, for the rest of its life". "I will count to 3, then the doors will close, there will not be a four". "This station is Morden, change here, because it's the end of the line, you twit!" Now it crosses my mind every time i'm on the tube, and every time I tell someone they say, "hah, yeh, or ... x", suggesting someone else for the role, failing to understand the greatness that is Alan Rickman.
 
2012-10-30 08:57:54 AM  

LazarusLong42: INeedAName: Todashy: Like my vagina.

I'd be careful. I hear his wand killed a guy.

Spoiler: Snape kills Hans Gruber.


Quigley kills Snape
 
2012-10-30 08:59:14 AM  
The eyes looking up at 3:50 burn into your soul.
 
2012-10-30 09:01:05 AM  

Felgraf: I hope he's gonna be in the Good Omens miniseries....


Wait, you mean like Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman Good Omens?

omg omg omg.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/10/01/terry-pratchetts-own-tv-compa ny -to-adapt-good-omens-and-the-watch/

Felgraf, you are now my friend. Whether you like it or not.
 
2012-10-30 09:05:18 AM  

tarthrin: Felgraf: I hope he's gonna be in the Good Omens miniseries....

Wait, you mean like Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman Good Omens?

omg omg omg.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/10/01/terry-pratchetts-own-tv-compa ny -to-adapt-good-omens-and-the-watch/

Felgraf, you are now my friend. Whether you like it or not.


Don'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon' t farkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarki tupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitupDon'tfarkitup

Otherwise yeah, best news of the day.
 
2012-10-30 09:05:41 AM  
He really didn't like that brand of tea, huh?
 
2012-10-30 09:05:57 AM  
Why Alan Rickman and Bruce Willis haven't been team up in a buddy movie, is proof of the corruption of Hollywood.
 
2012-10-30 09:12:39 AM  
Not action films, and some really really good acting.

Bottle Shock
Snow Cake
 
2012-10-30 09:23:40 AM  
I've had three hours of sleep, and the tangential news that they're finally adapting Good Omens as a miniseries gives me such a raging hard-on and has automatically made my day at least seven million quadrillion percent better.
 
2012-10-30 09:28:43 AM  

Summoner101: By Grabthar's Hammer, this tea is not Earl Grey!


Came in for the Galaxy Quest reference.

/leaving satisfied!
//That movie still cracks me up!
 
2012-10-30 09:37:10 AM  
In a perfect world everyone would have the opportunity to watch Alan Rickman be as snide and abrasive as can portray so well to someone that deserved it. Like someone with 13 items in the 12 item express lane that also tries to write a check. BAM! Rickman appears and by time he is done they are in tears.
 
2012-10-30 09:37:30 AM  

Todashy: Like my vagina.


Don't tell me what to do.
 
2012-10-30 09:49:41 AM  
Oh that's very kind of you, Mr. Cowboy.
Shoot the tea!

/meh, I tried

Slaxl: I can't remember where I heard it, but someone suggested Alan Rickman to do the voice of the tube announcements. "The next stop is Euston, change here for the Victoria line... do not disappoint me". "The Northern Line will not be running, for the rest of its life". "I will count to 3, then the doors will close, there will not be a four". "This station is Morden, change here, because it's the end of the line, you twit!" Now it crosses my mind every time i'm on the tube, and every time I tell someone they say, "hah, yeh, or ... x", suggesting someone else for the role, failing to understand the greatness that is Alan Rickman.


Ha that's awesome.
 
2012-10-30 09:51:19 AM  
Alan Rickman's answering machine...

Link
 
2012-10-30 10:03:01 AM  
One of my favorite Rickman films:
Blow Dry
 
2012-10-30 10:06:34 AM  
Rickman thread! Yay!

/runs out Kermit the Frog style....YAAAAAY!
 
2012-10-30 10:30:19 AM  

Todashy: Like my vagina.


*nods in agreement*
 
2012-10-30 10:41:54 AM  
I'll just leave this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsg1urLN7I
 
2012-10-30 10:50:32 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-30 10:58:13 AM  
Woah. That was deep.


Todashy: Like my vagina.


Yep.
 
2012-10-30 11:00:12 AM  

Todashy: Like my vagina.


I like your vagina.
But I don't *like* like your vagina...

/Vagina
 
2012-10-30 11:35:46 AM  

thisispete: Todashy: Like my vagina.

With a spoon?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-30 12:07:50 PM  
The voice of God.....
 
2012-10-30 12:10:51 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: The eyes looking up at 3:50 burn into your soul.


He was boiling the tea water merely by scowling at it.
 
2012-10-30 12:11:50 PM  

Skr: Something about his gravelly voice along with Jeremy Iron's just seem made to highly entertain.

Makes sense then, that they were cast as brothers...
 
2012-10-30 12:19:58 PM  

tarthrin: Felgraf: I hope he's gonna be in the Good Omens miniseries....

Wait, you mean like Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman Good Omens?

omg omg omg.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/10/01/terry-pratchetts-own-tv-compa ny -to-adapt-good-omens-and-the-watch/

Felgraf, you are now my friend. Whether you like it or not.


If anyone can do it right, the BBC can, yeah.

/Please be good please be good please be good.
 
2012-10-30 01:08:40 PM  
WTF did I just watch?
 
2012-10-30 01:20:12 PM  

freetomato: I re-watched "Bottle Shock" last week. The supremely constipated look on Rickman's face in the final scene is probably my favorite part of that great movie.


I loved how he tried eating a piece of KFC chicken part. Or his scene where he dipped a corn chip into guacamole.
 
2012-10-30 01:44:53 PM  
There goes 428 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.
 
2012-10-30 01:47:18 PM  

kcfarker: There goes 428 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.


450ish by bothering to comment. gj
 
2012-10-30 01:56:05 PM  
Alan Rickman should be in everything

I thought that was established a long time ago...
 
2012-10-30 02:08:37 PM  
We all just got teabagged by Alan Rickman.

/I was entertained
 
2012-10-30 02:38:11 PM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: Todashy: Like my vagina.

*nods in agreement*


Oh yeah. *takes a number*

The Rickman has three movies coming up: a remake of Gambit, (in which he's nekkid); The Butler (he and Jane Fonda play the Reagans), and CBGB, in which he plays founder Hilly Kristal.
 
2012-10-30 02:47:47 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: [rofltic.com image 450x572]


i came here for the alan rickman awesome but i totally forgot what i was doing.


//if she looks like a 12 year old boy to you, i'm moving to your part of town so i can start coaching youth sports...
 
2012-10-30 03:34:16 PM  

Slaxl: I can't remember where I heard it, but someone suggested Alan Rickman to do the voice of the tube announcements. "The next stop is Euston, change here for the Victoria line... do not disappoint me". "The Northern Line will not be running, for the rest of its life". "I will count to 3, then the doors will close, there will not be a four". "This station is Morden, change here, because it's the end of the line, you twit!" Now it crosses my mind every time i'm on the tube, and every time I tell someone they say, "hah, yeh, or ... x", suggesting someone else for the role, failing to understand the greatness that is Alan Rickman.


I've seen that as a suggestion for a GPS voice:

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-30 03:36:16 PM  

lewismarktwo: kcfarker: There goes 428 seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

450ish by bothering to comment. gj

That

part was worth the trouble.
 
2012-10-30 03:47:29 PM  

NkThrasher: Slaxl: I can't remember where I heard it, but someone suggested Alan Rickman to do the voice of the tube announcements. "The next stop is Euston, change here for the Victoria line... do not disappoint me". "The Northern Line will not be running, for the rest of its life". "I will count to 3, then the doors will close, there will not be a four". "This station is Morden, change here, because it's the end of the line, you twit!" Now it crosses my mind every time i'm on the tube, and every time I tell someone they say, "hah, yeh, or ... x", suggesting someone else for the role, failing to understand the greatness that is Alan Rickman.

I've seen that as a suggestion for a GPS voice:

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x706]


Hell let's have Alan Rickman voice everything.
 
2012-10-30 03:53:25 PM  

Slaxl: Hell let's have Alan Rickman voice everything.


What would Morgan Freeman do then?

And consequently, is 'titty sprinkles' funnier in Freeman's voice or Rickman's?
 
2012-10-30 04:05:23 PM  

NkThrasher: And consequently, is 'titty sprinkles' funnier in Freeman's voice or Rickman's?


Freeman is warmly laughing with your titty sprinkles. Rickman is questioning both your sanity and his own for associating with you.

Both are awesome.
 
2012-10-30 05:08:23 PM  

If nothing else, this proves the point that

SOUNDTRACKS MEAN EVERYTHING!!!


For examples, see:

Sherlock Holmes
Inception
Lord of the Rings
The Fifth Element
300
Garden State
Legend
Requiem for a Dream
The Matrix
Gattaca
Solaris
Braveheart
American Beauty
 
2012-10-30 06:09:38 PM  
i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 07:33:40 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com 

Closet Land... favorite AR film ever.
 
2012-10-30 07:55:12 PM  
When he looked up i seriously thought he was going to kill me through my laptop

/sploosh
 
2012-10-30 10:49:21 PM  
REPEAT!!!

/And the Boobiesing had a better headline!

Proof: http://www.fark.com/comments/7276776/Why-a-seven-minute-film-of-Alan-R ickman-making-tea-in-slow-motion-is-better-than-most-movies-now-playin g-at-your-local-googleplex
 
2012-10-30 11:23:27 PM  

TimeCubeFan: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 260x194] 

Closet Land... favorite AR film ever.


Mine too! It's brilliant.

It's too bad it's not on DVD or BD in North America.
 
2012-10-31 04:10:36 AM  
farking repeats
 
2012-10-31 06:57:52 AM  
You're most troublesome for a security guard
www.ybig.ie
 
2012-10-31 07:16:55 AM  

LtDarkstar: REPEAT!!!

/And the Boobiesing had a better headline!

Proof: http://www.fark.com/comments/7276776/Why-a-seven-minute-film-of-Alan-R ickman-making-tea-in-slow-motion-is-better-than-most-movies-now-playin g-at-your-local-googleplex


DONT CARE didn't see the first one
 
2012-10-31 07:47:58 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: LtDarkstar: REPEAT!!!

/And the Boobiesing had a better headline!

Proof: http://www.fark.com/comments/7276776/Why-a-seven-minute-film-of-Alan-R ickman-making-tea-in-slow-motion-is-better-than-most-movies-now-playin g-at-your-local-googleplex

DONT CARE didn't see the first one


I don't care if you saw the first one or not, it's STILL A REPEAT
 
2012-10-31 05:39:19 PM  
Hans: I'm going to count to 3...
John: Yeah, like you did with Takagi?
*click*... *click* *click* *click*
John: Whoops, no bullets. What do you think I'm farking stupid, Hans?
*ding*

img35.imageshack.us

Hans: You were saying?

/one of my favourite lines
 
2012-10-31 08:28:40 PM  

willyfreddy: Hans: I'm going to count to 3...
John: Yeah, like you did with Takagi?
*click*... *click* *click* *click*
John: Whoops, no bullets. What do you think I'm farking stupid, Hans?
*ding*

[img35.imageshack.us image 334x269]

Hans: You were saying?

/one of my favourite lines


No farkin' shiat lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza??!?!?

/no one kills him but me.

//fine, report me, come the fark down here and arrest me just send the police NOW!
 
2012-10-31 09:34:09 PM  
 
2012-11-02 03:07:37 AM  

prjindigo: farking repeats


Bears repeating
 
Displayed 75 of 75 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report