streetzed: The young submitter fell asleep and when he did arise prematurely it was a most wondrous occasion. After nine long and desperate years - he beheld his first greenlight. His breakfast bar did taste like the god's own ambrosia. All was well in the world though he had much work to do, and he would likely only return later to be called an idiot or worse. Thank you FARK. I can die with one more goal crossed off my bucket list.
vudukungfu: Lame. All I got was a frog frying a turkey.
Tumunga: Nice tackle. What was that dude trying to do to that boy's legs? He clearly had no idea, except maybe he has a foot fetish, and took the opportunity to get him some num-nums.
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I dont know about the elbow drops...
Anderson's Pooper: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I dont know about the elbow drops...Those can cause calf cramps and stop the guy from flailing while not causing permanent damage.
varmitydog: The guy is wearing a dildo and no underwear. LinkDad hit him from his blind spot in the back, dildo boy never saw it coming. It brought him down but it wasn't such a great hit---dildo boy got up.
Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 300x287]
Oliver Twisted: So who is the women slowly walking onto the field midway through? She kind has that depressing "yeah, he is with me look"
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